Is That A Cable Car In Your Pants?

Watching the World Series and feeling bad for Justin Verlander. I’m not sure why. He’s the best pitcher in baseball, has a butt load of money and Kate Upton is his girlfriend. I guess I just don’t like to see talented people fail. I am his Glenn Close. Luckily, there are plenty of untalented people out here or me to root against.
I guess he had the same trouble during the All Star Game this season too, and in fact, caused the Tigers home field advantage, and he was able to bounce back from that. again, he also has Kate Upton to console him, which is almost a reason to lose so you can get a sympathy fuck.
I want to make a joke that if Verlander was playing in San Francisco, he would be going out with BJ Upton, but I can’t really find an appropriate place to say that. I’ve also noticed that the male SF fans seem to be a little weak with the ball handling in the stands, and that there are some empty seats at the park tonight. I bet they get filled before the night is over.
