This Is How We Do It
A blog by Party Girl
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!! It’s me, Party Girl ya’ll!!! I’m writing a blog for Matt and Brendan because they know I bring the sexiness that’s missing from their dynamic. We came up with the name “This Is How We Do It.” It’s named after some old song. Idk, it was Brendan’s suggestion. I guess it was a song that was popular in like the 90s or something. The guy who sings it is named Montell Jordan. Not Montell Williams, the guy who does those Money Mutual Payday Loans commericals. That’s who I thought of when Brendan said his name. And I was like ‘Wow, he’s really talented! Being both a loan commercial guy and a singer!’ But Brendan corrected me and said it wasn’t the same guy and I was like ‘Oh.’ Then he played me the song on his phone and I was like ‘Oh, yeah, I guess I’ve heard that song played at a club before. It’s OK. So that’s what we named my blog. It’s also like a double entendre(that means it means two things, according to Mr. Know-It-All Matt Dahl.) It’s a double-whatever because it’s like a song about partying all night, which I like to do. But it’s also a play on words because I like to “do it”(“it” being sex )with random hot guys.
Whatever. I really just want to talk about all the attention that Amanda Bynes is getting recently. She keeps, like, hitting people and running and like acting crazy and stuff. You know she’s just doing it to get attention. She did that movie with Channing Tatum(hottie) and some people say they were hooking up(although I don’t see why Chans would hook up with that stretch-faced whore, for real.) It was a good movie. “She’s the Man” it was called. She pretended to be a boy to understand how boys operate, like on the inside with their feelings. I actually will say that I did learn a lot of really smart lessons from that film. Plus, there were some good men’s locker room scenes that were totes funny and sexy. So I’ll give her credit for being in some good stuff. I also liked her in that TV show “What I Like About You” with the lady who plays the guidance counselor on 90210. So, I guess I do like her acting, but I think she’s weird looking. She also dated Seth MacFarlane, who does “Family Guy” and “Ted” and a lot of other stuff. So, my point is, her exes are doing, like, awesome in their careers and she’s really not. So, my main point is, she’s just acting crazy for the attention. And she’s getting a lot of it, from TMZ and Star and People and Us Weekly and everyone else. And I think we should all just let her do whatever and not pay attention to her and if she dies in a car accident then it’s her own fault. So I guess that’s really my main point. Maybe I am a little jealous because she maybe got to hook up with Channing. He was sooooo hot in Magic Mike. It was the best movie of the summer by far(although my friend Taylor didn’t like it- but she also thought No Strings Attached was better than FWB (you know, Friends with Benefits) and she doesn’t think Chris Hemsworth is hot either, when he’s like so hot, especially in that superhero movie Thor, so she doesn’t know anything anyway, so don’t listen to what she says ever.)
I will say that Amanda Bynes does smoke weed a lot, which is cool. So I guess she’s OK sometimes.