Michah is being brought down by the new knucklehead that they brought in to co-anchor the WGN News At Noon. That idiot would be Tom Negovan. He makes Juan Carlos Fanjul look like Walter Cronkite. Come on WGN, just let her do it alone.

Despite the fact that Sylvia sits alongside her husband, Jon Duncanson all weekend long at the anchor desk, she’s seems to back to her fighting weight. She must have starved herself during her six-year sail around the world.

This longtime favorite needs to get some new sweaters. There, I’ve said it. I love Marcella, but she needs a hair and clothing makeover. I would be happy to do that with her a la Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.

They are great together on the Channel 7 News at 11:00 a.m. and that’s the way I want them – together, as a team. Just to make it a little freakier I might make Mr. Food stand in the closet and yell “Oooh! it’s sooo goood!!!”

Don’t know a whole lot about Zoraida, but I’d like too. I don’t really watch the 11:00am newscast that she anchors, because I can’t get my news from Art Norman in good conscience. I’d still like to see her put on a few more pounds, though.

There is no hotter African-American woman on local TV, hands down. But then, that’s the problem, her hands. She needs to stop waving those things all over the place when she’s talking. How about a pair of handcuffs or a gentle silk restraint?

Okay, maybe it’s a dead heat for prettiest African-American woman on local TV. Tamron, isn’t the sharpest knife in the shed, but she’s got her body movements under control, and to fair to her David Navarro (not the rock guy), like a sinking ship, drags everything under with him.

I always forget about Nancy because I never watch the Channel 32 Weekend News (or their weekday news for that matter), but when she came on for a news update during halftime of the Packers @ Lions game, Mike Dahl, Matt Dahl and I agreed, she’s hot.

Stacy could be number one, that’s how close it is. She anchors the weekend morning newscasts on Channel 7, and I like it, but she always looks best in the field at some sort of disaster, where all kinds of bad things are happening, and then there’s Stacy Baca, making it all okay.

What can I say? Great tan, plunging neckline, fantastic necklaces, and a sexy voice. I know I’m on to something when Janet imitates her voice as she’s talking, and not in a flattering way, mind you. Channel 7 takes the time to make the people on set look good, and it really pays off with Kathy.