May

April
Steve considers dialing it up to a Howard Hughes level of inaccessibility. Buzz learns about f-word etiquette in emails. Tyrone presents White Man's Burden, his special report on the Edens Expressway construction. Steve's cough is upgraded to influenza. Buzz calls out Alan Keyes for his empty campaign promises. Steve and Buzz offer extensive coverage of the Quake of '08

March
Steve says no to drugs and yes to premium seating. Buzz refuses to heed the warnings about movie theater hot dogs. Astronaut Dan Tani calls in. Steve longs to be on the National Pork Board. Another Buzzism is added to the list. Pete tries to shed his old image.

February
Steve discovers a new way to remove snow from his driveway and defend Britney Spears from paparazzi. Buzz doesn't believe in the airport pick-up Frank Caliendo stops by the studio. Steve and Buzz are #1 in the sauce packet demographic. Ben Gay offers travel tips for Disney World. The looming Bob and Ron strike is averted.

January
Steve doesn't want a President who plays bass. Buzz keeps Zubaz alive at his house. Pete has a bad case of Hot Potato Mouth. Steve talks to Drew Peterson and his attorney Joel Brodsky. Buzz's reputation as a voiceover actor is sullied by some bad audio. Ed Silha shows off his Whirlyball prowess.

December
Steve embraces winter. Buzz's back-up plan for getting to work is called into question. Tom Thayer sets a morning show appearance record at one hour and one minute. Steve recaps the B96/Jack Christmas party. Buzz lives in a dream world. Ben Gay and Pete make a date for Grey's Anatomy and egg nog.

November
Steve and Buzz ride it out til the end at WCKG. Chef Hans and Patrick Bertoletti square off in a culinary cage match. Steve and Buzz do their first show at Jack FM. Pete's Perk is open for business. The Steve Dahl Show presents The Trouble With Drew. Jeff Garlin stops by the studio.

October
Steve falls in love with Jim Miller. Buzz puts together a special audio presentation for the 50th anniversary of Sputnik. Pete offers his calming presence during a studio crisis. Steve and Buzz reverse their pro-dirty water stance. Patterson Hood of the Drive-By Truckers stops by the studio. Steve looks to tighten up security at the station.

September
Steve discusses his burgeoning gynecological practice in Costa Rica. Buzz's impending kidney stone passing forces him to leave the show early. Dr. Dog stops by the studio to play a few songs. Steve takes a page out of the nacho book and puts it in the chili book. Buzz enjoys a good logo-wrapped radio station vehicle. Drew wants a Steve and Garry three-way.

August
Steve launches a Green Room bathroom investigation. Buzz is named U.S. poet laureate reader laureate. Pete and Jim kid check in from Lollapalooza. Steve's bawdy, ribald behavior is stifled during commercial breaks. Buzz tries to reason with hurricane season. Steve and Buzz broadcast live from Bourbonnais with Tom Thayer.

July
Steve again plots to buy the IFOCE and run it properly. Buzz challenges Steve to a tan-off. Garry Meier stops by to reminisce on the 28th anniversary of Disco Demolition. Steve prepares for the fall of civilization. Buzz issues a warning about a possible giant squid invasion. Pete is informed of the Lollapalooza broadcast plans, giving him ample time to reduce himself to a puddle.

June
Steve couldn't be more sick of himself. Buzz formally protests the use of his voice for the Dahlfins concert ticket giveaway. Pete languishes in his quirkiness. Steve has sex with about 100 cicadas on his morning run. Buzz defends Target's summer sausage selection. Lowen & Navarro stop by the studio to play a few songs.

May
Steve broadcasts live from Arlington Park's opening day. Buzz recalls the time he accidentally set fire to his family's home. Plain White T's stop by the studio to play a few songs. Steve revels in the compelling stoneocity of Bob and Ron's weekend show. Buzz's heart breaks during the last 24 Report. Pete finally agrees to clean out his studio.

April
Steve's car turns on him. Buzz is urged to follow Oprah's example and quote Maya Angelou more often. Kevin Cronin and Bruce Hall of REO Speedwagon stop by the studio. Steve recaps his Escoffier Society dinner. Buzz gets an invite to next year's dinner from Chef Hans. Pete tries to wreck Steve's weekend in Des Moines.