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| 2:08
| Song
Lahaina, Loggins
& Messina |
| 2:11
| Pete chose that song, because Jeff is running dry
on the Aloha Friday songs. It makes sense since we're giving away
Loggins & Messina tickets for their show at Northerly Island, or
Meigs Field as Steve likes to call it. |
| 2:12
| Jeff wonders what would happen if a plane landed
at the concert. Is that really what he'd like to wake up to? A plane
crashing into a Loggins & Messina concert? |
| 2:13
| When Steve was a gofer at KPPC Kenny Loggins used
to come by and play guitar and then one day he said he was going
partner up with some guy name Jim Messina. Then the album came out
and they were huge. |
| 2:14
| Kenny Loggins probably made a ton of money on all
the songs he did for movies. Jeff can't think of Footloose the movie
without thinking of the song. Steve tries not to think of either
of them. |
| 2:15
| Jeff recently saw Chris Penn on TV show and he was
as big as a house. Now is where Jeff goes off on a TV tangent. |
| 2:16
| Bob Sirott is apparently the only person who enjoys
Jeff's TV tangents that have no payoff. When they were in grade school
together Jeff would hold court and review the previous night's Tonight
Show. The other kids weren't allowed to stay up as late as Jeff. |
| 2:17
| It seems like Jeff is coming down very hard from
the Penn Jillette interview yesterday. Steve was concerned this would
happen. Is he off his meds or something? |
| 2:18
| Jeff is in a bad mood because his patio is being
redone and the grill hasn't been properly installed. Jeff was really
looking forward to grilling some steaks tonight, but what's the
point? Steve's seen how he orders his food cooked, he might as well
just eat charcoal. |
| 2:20
| If Steve were a mosquito, he'd work extra hard to
get at Jeff just because he annoys him. |
| 2:36
| Getting back to BBQ talk for a second. Steve considers
himself a grillist and he used to work exclusively with charcoal,
but these new Webers they have work just as well. |
| 2:37
| Buzz has never grilled anything. Steve isn't shocked
by that since Buzz only recently tried burritos. |
| 2:38
| Buzz has a grill, but he's not sure where it came
from. It might have been Aimee's. She seems like the kind of person
who would be good at grilling, but probably doesn't do it as to not
emasculate Buzz. |
| 2:39
| It drives Steve nuts that Weber doesn't advertise.
Aren't they located in Itasca or something? If Steve were a marketing
person at Weber, he'd call in and tell Buzz he's going to teach him
to grill. |
| 2:40
| When Wendy and Mac got their Weber, Mac claimed
he'd start practicing and become a great griller. As it turns out
Wendy has become the master griller. She obviously doesn't mind emasculating
her husband. |
| 2:41
| Would it be bad with Jeff is Steve talked to him
before the song? Steve loves Jeff, but he can't get him to stop talking.
Buzz and Wendy need to come in and help Steve out. |
| 2:42
| Buzz understands Steve's agony, but listening to
him and Jeff is really funny. He sits back in the office with Jim
and Wendy and they hang on every demented word out of Jeff's mouth. |
| 2:43
| Steve feels like Bill Murray on that treadmill in
Lost in Translation with
Jeff in the studio. He can't figure out how to get off the thing. |
| 2:44
| Weber is in Palatine, not Itasca. That's still within
the sound of Steve's voice though. |
| 2:45
| Steve feels bad letting Jeff be on for a half hour
when he's got two prized horses down the hall. If it's funny though
that's ok. Speaking of horses, Stevebiscuit is racing tomorrow
at Arlington. |
| 2:46
| Steve has some calls on hold about Weber, but he
can't really go on until someone from their company calls him. It's
the same thing with Starbucks. There was nary a Tazo Frappucino in
the hallway after everything he said about them. |
| 2:54
| Steve's relationship with the Allen Bros. is a dream
relationship. Some people might think Steve's a whore or a cheapskate
but he takes care of them. He gets free meat, but he also buys meat
as gifts for other people. |
| 2:58
| Janet is out of town today because she's on her
way to Detroit for another family wedding. Steve got out of having
to go because it got too complicated. |
| 2:59
| Janet's sister who lives in the area, wanted them
to watch her daughter who is also Steve's god-daughter. That ended
up not happening but then another nephew was downtown and it's his
dad who's getting married so someone had to figure out how he'd get
to the wedding. |
| 3:00
| The big thing was tonight is sister's night out
in Detroit which is not in Steve's wheelhouse. |
| 3:07
| Steve's a bachelor for the weekend, but he probably
won't do anything. He does have to go up to Michigan tomorrow to
the condo because they're having it redone. |
| 3:08
| Mike and Matt are home so Steve's not really alone.
Mike's mad at Steve though because he doesn't want to go to Baltimore
for the Sox game. |
| 3:19
| Just to clarify Steve's position on Weber. He doesn't
want anything for free because he can afford to buy a grill. It just
bothers him that there's a huge company in the area and everyone
on the show uses Weber and there's no involvement at all, even if
it's just to give away a grill. |
| 3:20
| Live read: Bosch |
| 3:22
| Song:
Complicated, Avril Lavigne |
| 3:27
| Steve's sending that one out to himself, since it
was too complicated for him to go to Janet's brother's wedding this
weekend. Frankly Steve doesn't want to go to a wedding until his
boys are getting married. |
| 3:28
| Steve doesn't like weddings. The food's usually
not that good and he doesn't dance or drink so there's nothing for
him. |
| 3:37
| Your Daily Dose of Rock HIstory with Bob & Ron:
Food, The Turtles |
| 3:52
| Steve wants to get a used Jeep, but he's not going
to go camo. He wants one today though. |
| 3:54
| Live read: Rec Room |
| 3:57
| Steve brought a copy of The
Curse of Lono for Buzz. It's signed by Hunter S. Thompson
and artist Ralph Steadman. |
| 3:58
| Does this mean Steve wants $300 from Buzz? |
| 3:59
| Steve bought a copy for himself, 3 for the boys
and one for Buzz but he might not give the books to the boys. They
don't seem to care about them and don't really like Hunter S. Thompson. |
| 4:10
| Steve got a big lecture last week about not liking
The Shanty Song. It's not that he hates it, he just doesn't
want to hear it every week all the way through. Only a moron would
want that. |
| 4:11
| Live read: Walter E. Smithe |
| 4:13
| Steve got a haircut today from Shirley. Buzz noticed
her work immediately. |
| 4:14
| Steve just got a touch-up because he's doing a commercial
with the Smithe brothers and he didn't want it to look like he just
got a haircut. |
| 4:16
| Steve knows that no one is in the studio except
Steve, Buzz and Wendy but the phone is always further and further
away from him. It might be that Pete movies it everyday to where
he thinks it should be. |
| 4:18
| Caller Matthew was interested in getting The Curse
of Lono and it's selling upwards for $700 on eBay. Steve should have
bought all 1000 copies of the signed edition. |
| 4:20
| The prize wheel is also very far away. It could
be AJ too. He was in the studio moving screens around. |
| 4:30
| Time for Burrito Quest 2005. It's actually not burritos
today. Frijole Joe is a bit of a scam artist and he's involved with
a fried chicken place called Pollo Camponero so he brought that food
in today. |
| 4:32
| Steve can't help but notice that Joe has brought
an attractive young lady with him. His downstairs wife Anna-Paula.
Joe's going to translate for her. |
| 4:33
| Is Joe somehow involved in the opening of these
restaurants in the Chicago area? |
| 4:36
| Steve has the feeling that Joe is making a lot of
money off of his involvement with the show, but he hasn't seen a
penny yet. |
| 4:56
| Steve had some of the fried chicken during the break.
It's unbelievably good. |
| 4:57
| Aloha Friday Song of the Week:
Volcano, Damien Rice |
| 5:10
| Live read: Bosch |
| 5:12
| Steve forgot to go to the headlines at 4 so he'll
do it now. |
| 5:13
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 5:17
| Right now it seems a lot safer to be in Iraq than
to be in the Boy Scouts. |
| 5:29
| Live read: Rec Room |
| 5:32
| More Headlines with Buzz |
| 5:33
| They need to get something less efficient to test
the water in Lake Michigan, Steve doesn't think that the water is
any dirtier than its been, its just that the testing of it is more
rigorous. |
| 5:34
| Changing the name of Marshall Field's in Chicago
isn't a good idea. New York stuff just doesn't work here. |
| 5:35
| Another good reason to visit Berlin, besides the
beer gardens and the fact that Michael Jackson may be moving there,
is that there is legalized prostitution. |
| 5:44
| Juan Carlos Fajita isn't a big sports fan, but you'd
think he'd bone up on the Cubs since he works for the Tribune. The
least he could do was figure out how to pronounce Ryne Sandberg's
name. |
| 5:45
| Live read: Big Bowl |
| 5:58
| Live read: OnStar |
| 5:59
| Wendy's getting a new OnStar equipped vehicle on
Monday. Mac is going to pick it up because Wendy doesn't want to. |
| 6:00
| Wendy will have the full OnStar package so now she
can set up elaborate scenarios of her getting lost. She doesn't know
all the alternate routes that Steve does so she's looking forward
to using it for that. She's really laying it on thick today. |
| 6:00
| Steve's not sure if he can do the Ben Gay segment
everyday. Maybe he could. Maybe Ben had a hissy fit and left because
he's been waiting all day to go on. |
| 6:01
| Ben is having a hissy fit and leaving. He's sick
of waiting around for "that fat bastard" to go to him. Ben does want
to know if Wendy's a drag queen though. |
| 6:11
| Buzz is okay with sharing the newsroom with Ben. |
| 6:12
| Ben needs to know...is it a drag queen? |
| 6:13
| Ben wants to know what he can do for caller Mark,
but they can get to that off the air. |
| 6:14
| Ben likes knocking stuff over in the newsroom and
making Buzz bend over and pick it up. He's got a fabulous ass. |
| 6:15
| Ben likes to pronounce Aramis like the cologne which
is peppery and potent. Aramis had a pinch-hit single in the 9th.
Ouch! |
| 6:16
| Ben might stick exclusively with the Cubs on his
sports reports. |
| 6:21
| Everyone is saying Rex Grossman is a leader. He
could lead Ben into the bedroom anytime. |
| 6:32
| Bob Sirott needs to lay off the Steve & Garry stuff.
It's just Steve now. Bob has some crazy vision of everything working
out between the two of them but as far as Steve's concerned everything
has worked out. |
| 6:33
| Bob & Rich Melman are always trying to get Steve
and Garry to have lunch but he's not interested. |
| 6:34
| Why does Pete even put the Bob Sirott audio up?
Maybe he's lashing out because Steve was making fun of the Cubs and
their wild card chances. |
| 6:36
| Live read: Plantronics |
| 6:37
| There is no one outside of the studio right now.
Was there a fire or something? |
| 6:38
| News with Buzz |
| 6:40
| If you want to kill someone do it with a gun or
pollution, not abortion. |
| 6:45
| Stever's Local Band-Aid: The
Master Plan, Store
Bought Rebels |
| 6:57
| There was a lot of scurry around during the break.
Buzz didn't forget about the band list, he just thought he had another
break to do it. |
| 6:58
| Steve was under the impression Buzz labored over
the list all week at home. |
| 6:59
| Top Ten Best
Band Names Playing the Chicagoland Area This Week |
