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| 2:04
| Stan has a stick shift car. Steve had one last summer and he thinks they are a pain. Stan likes them because they are old school, he rides around in his stick shift BMW, Black Man's Wheels with Radar Love cranked up. |
| 2:05
| Stan used to have a car with a fire extinguisher in it. You never know. Steve wants to know if he would stay in the car and fight the fire, why not just get out? You are probably better off just letting the car burn. |
| 2:06
| Stan actually had the fire extinguisher in two cars. In the first one it was right by the parking brake then Steve made fun of him so he moved it to the backseat with the second car. |
| 2:07
| Steve is very interested in Stan's cars but he is also watching the TV in the studio, they are showing the video of the principal making out with the science teacher at that school. What"s the big deal? They are just trying to pass the time. It makes sense in a divorce proceeding but why are they showing it on TV? |
| 2:09
| The other school video that is out right now is the one of the teacher slapping the student. Steve doesn't care about that one because its an interracial video. Thats why he shuns Terry in the hallway like Dwight from The Office. "Shun...unshun." |
| 2:11
| The video of the principal is just weird which is kind of custom for TV but its really not that big of a deal. Steve is waiting for the good version to come out. That would be a great moneymaker for the school, support it with sales from the DVD. The kids could work on the soundtrack and teach them about video editing. |
| 2:13
| The school could use the video for health class when they get to sex ed. At least the kids would be able to see people they know. |
| 2:15
| song: One Love, Bob Marley |
| 2:22
| Buzz saw a version of that principal video but it was digitized so he couldn't see much. Luckily Steve has tivoed it for him to see right now. |
| 2:24
| Apparently there is another version where a third teacher shows up. Steve can't wait for that one. If he's the principal, he's trying to roll too. What the kids don't know won't hurt them. Its not like they can't concentrate on their math because someone somewhere is having sex in the building. |
| 2:25
| All they have to tell the kids is the principal is checking the teacher for breast cancer. It hits close to home for Buzz because he has a kid in an elementary school and he feels he needs to go there and investigate. Maybe there are some teachers there that like to put out too. Steve would like him to set up a camera at least at waist height. |
| 2:27
| There is a parent being interviewed with very bad grammar. Steve thinks if you are going to talk about this on TV maybe you shouldn't say "ain't". |
| 2:28
| The slapping story seems hot to Steve. According to Stan and Terry, both the student and teacher are black but the student was slapped for being in an interracial relationship. The next story is about a custodian videotaping a student in the bathroom. It seems that one should be the first story as its the worst one. |
| 2:35
| Steve printed out the story about the principal and science teacher. The font is too small on his computer so he had to print it out. They should have a font setting for Old Man. |
| 2:36
| He got the article from the Sun-Times and would like to say the first sentence is improperly written. There was a meeting held at the local trailer park clubhouse with the parents and the two-hour DVD was going to be shown. Steve would've shown up for that with his own popcorn. |
| 2:38
| The show was squashed at the last minute but some the parents said the images were burned into their mind because they already saw the DVD. Several copies had been mailed out that day anonymously. |
| 2:40
| Police are still reviewing the tape to look for any criminal activity. They are also trying to track down the person who recorded it. Steve knows what he's talking about and that is illegal, thats the criminal part. Illinois is a two-part concensus state. |
| 2:43
| Buzz would like to see someone in TV hauled off for the crime. Steve agrees, it would be funny to see Larry Wert brought out in chains. |
| 2:46
| The parents are calling for the firing of the teacher and principal. After listening to them speak and reading the quotes from them in the interviews, it seems like they should be in school too. |
| 2:48
| song: Hot For Teacher, Van Halen |
| 2:52
| Steve was actually in school with David Lee Roth but as it turns out they would not be hot for teacher. When he was in third grade though, thats another story. Even his dad would want to go see Ms. Endecott. Fourth grade was Mrs. Pitts and was not someone he and David Lee Roth were hot for. |
| 3:00
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 3:02
| As it turns out we owe an apology to one of the parents from Sandridge Elementary because "flabbergasted" is a verb. Its actually a transitive verb and thtas its inflective form, whatever that means. Steve doesn't really care, he couldn't get out of school fast enough. |
| 3:04
| Steve is playing the pronounciation of the word. He can never get it to play right away and then when it does it sounds like Garry Meier. |
| 3:05
| Caller Holly is an attorney and is trying to figure out whether or not the videotaping is illegal because they are is no sound on the video. Technically its a public place because its a school so just the videotaping may not be illegal. |
| 3:08
| It is more illegal to videotape them with sound. Thats how Steve got into trouble and he had to pay a lot of money, his defense was that it was in the studio but as it turned out it was still illegal. |
| 3:11
| Caller Jim wants to tell Steve that the Atlantis strip club is right near that school and the trailer park. Steve doesn't understand why they didn't convene at Atlantis for the screening. The way the teacher does that hopping around thing on the video, it seems she could work something out with Atlantis. |
| 3:16
| Caller Steve is agreeing with Steve's directions and disagreeing with the last caller. They were discussing exactly where Dixie Highway comes in off of Route 30. Dixie Highway goes all the way to Florida, Steve and Buzz have to take that. As it turns out, caller Jim wasn't wrong and Steve wasn't either so it is a happy ending. |
| 3:18
| Steve would like to make amends with Caller Jim. As his mentor Maya Angelou says, Jim makes him proud to spell his name WOMAN. |
| 3:20
| Caller Ray saw Steve at a club out in Lynwood near that school. Steve played there with Teenage Radiation and the club was packed. They had police there with riot gear and everything. |
| 3:28
| Based on what those kids at Sandridge Elementary have going in, it seems like a good thing just to have them in school. The interviews with the parents are a little scary. |
| 3:30
| Steve gets that its wrong what they did but he's not giving up on it. From what he's seen of the moms there it seems the principal had to go for a teacher, maybe the moms need to focus on being hotter. The science teacher was hopping excited to see the principal, Steve isn't sure he would find that at the trailer park. |
| 3:32
| Steve is hoping to get a copy of the video, hey he is media. If nothing else, without audio, he is still a good commentator. Stan and Terry said both the teacher and the principal were married but Steve and Buzz haven't heard that yet. |
| 3:33
| Steve thinks a hotter science teacher could've kept him more interested in science class. "I got your test tube right here." |
| 3:34
| Buzz is very happy with the image CLTV ran. You get to see the hopping part and some behind grabbing. The kids can't really watch the video but at least its opened their minds as to what else could be going on at the school and not in their classroom. |
| 3:36
| Steve is seeing a new image now with the principal in the office chair and the teacher behind and hugging him. That is going to be his new screensaver. You know what will probably happen next with him in the office chair. |
| 3:38
| Steve is going to read another article about the principal allegedly calling the students "white trailer trash". Someone must have really wanted him out of there after that. |
| 3:39
| There is a slideshow on NBC's website with images from the video. Steve is really enjoying that, he is going to use the "email to a friend" feature and pass it along to Buzz. |
| 3:40
| Steve doesn't understand how a big FM station, the "Home of the G Spot", has not received a copy of the video and a newspaper in Indiana did. He is demanding his mailbox be checked immediately. |
| 3:42
| They must've had their investigative reporter on the case down there in Indiana as its reported in this article that both the principal and teacher are married. |
| 3:44
| The packages the DVDs were mailed in did not have return addresses but were postmarked from Flossmoor. There was a note included that said "Sandridge principal makes porn in school office with staff members during school hours". Thats quite a label. |
| 3:47
| Steve thinks it seems just as weird to videotape what happened and leave it in people's mailboxes than just the encounters taking place. What really upsets him is that he doesn't have a copy of the DVD. |
| 3:52
| Its time for the Comcast Sports Report with Buzz! We added that to the intro but now Buzz doesn't have his sheet. Lets try it again. |
| 3:53
| Its time for the Comcast Sports Report with Dan Jiggets. The White Sox are on Comcast Plus tonight because the Bulls are playing tonight as well. The Bulls need to play the same as they did against the Knicks, they wanted their Big Macs. |
| 3:56
| The Bulls are also in HD and Dan thinks they are unbelievable in high definition. Steve has The Little Guys hookup so he's seen it. Dan wants to know if Wex was the one to hook him up. Steve doesn't get to call David "Wex", he's just David to him. |
| 3:59
| The Bulls game is an important one for the Bulls to win to keep up the pace with Cleveland to get the second seed. |
| 4:00
| Buzz feels the game is ruining his Friday though as he was supposed to try some pizza and report back to Matt Dahl's show. Steve is wondering how Buzz thinks he can try it and get back to the show before it ends at 9. He can do it and will do it next Friday. Buzz thinks the only way for the pizza parlor to stay consistently good is to put the radio show on the pizza parlor and bring attention to them. |
| 4:02
| Buzz is excited to have a radio partner in crime, especially one with pizza knowledge like Matt Dahl. Steve is even willing to stick around for this. |
| 4:08
| song: Cheeseburger in Paradise, Jimmy Buffett |
| 4:16
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 4:24
| Steve went to Cheeseburger in Paradise last night and really liked it. Starting next week, we will be running advertisements for their 3 Chicagoland locations. |
| 4:25
| Steve really thinks Buzz will like it. They have to go. Last night it was Steve with people from their corporate offices. He wants to save the rest of his experience to tell with the live reads. He is really glad he went and didn't eat all day yesterday because he knew they would be giving him a lot to eat and they did. He still took home a piece of key lime pie and about an hour after being in bed and watching TV he ate it. |
| 4:27
| They said they would bring in some food for us here but Steve would also like to have show dinner there because nothing tastes as good as it does in the restaurant. When Steve got there last night the guy asked him where everyone was. As it turns out they had been told more people would be coming with Steve and had an area sectioned off and as it turned out it was for no reason so Steve felt bad. |
| 4:29
| Steve would like to thank the sales department for setting him up like that but he was able to overcome it. His biggest regret was not going over to Staples. It still bugs him when he does a good job with the reads and then they pull them anyway just because some chick in Boston is mad he didn't go to the store on Randolph. |
| 4:31
| The people at Cheeseburger in Paradise couldn't have been any nicer though and the prices are very reasonable. He even felt he was at a tropical location. Steve thinks in order to get Buzz to go it would have to be for a show dinner. He doesn't just see Buzz going to Downers Grove, Algonquin or Des Plaines on his own. |
| 4:34
| Caller Kathy thinks the best thing at Cheeseburger in Paradise is their chocolae nachos. Steve had that and they were really good. Kathy goes on her lunch just to order that. Steve had one chocolate one and one vanilla and a piece of key lime pie there then still had the pie when he got home. |
| 4:42
| Steve wants to play some of the Lou Piniella press conference because he feels Lou has just realized what he has gotten himself into. |
| 4:43
| Before he plays the press conference and as he goes back with the Tivo, he would like to defend his actions in not turning off the sound on the Tivo as it beeps while he rewinds and plays things. A listener emailed him last week and said he was stupid in not turning that off but Steve wants to recognize the genius of the sound because people can hear that and relate to what they hear on their own TV at home. |
| 4:45
| Buzz feels sorry for Lou. Now he seems to be backtracking when the media asks him questions because he probably realized he has said too much. Even the reporters are trying to get him out of it now. Steve likes Lou Piniella but he thinks this is really showcasing the turn in Lou's attitude. Buzz wonders if he's thought about the curse. |
| 4:48
| Pete thinks Steve should keep playing it. It gets even better as the media asks him more questions. Steve hears the payoff now, you can't really hear what the reporter asks but Lou doesn't seem to like it. |
| 4:55
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:56
| First Steve would like to hear Lou Piniella yell again. |
| 4:57
| Steve would like to make sure Pete properly archives that. Lets not have that get lost somewhere like the Bartman thing. Pete would misplace those but make sure he still has the White Sox not winning the division. |
| 4:58
| Now for Headlines, the woman on Rutgers basketball team have accepted Don Imus' apology and are in the process of forgiving. |
| 4:59
| Don Imus is still fired though. There is a radio station in California that is playing the Best of Imus in protest of the firing. |
| 5:00
| Steve thinks it would've been more interesting to see Don Imus apologize, have it accepted and then see the public discourse. |
| 5:01
| Al Sharpton wants to start looking more closely at whats on the air now. Steve thinks thats just great, thats exactly who he would want to be in charge of that. Since when does Al Sharpton think he is the authority on what is okay to be on the air? Steve would rather have Drew Hayes run things and he's not even 100% sold on that. |
| 5:03
| The Iraqi Parliament building was blown up. How can things be better there if they are blowing up their own Parliament building? The picture on the paper shows a man and a woman leaving the building and it kind of looks like they are at a disco. |
| 5:04
| Joe Francis is in trouble for having sleeping pills and Xanax in prison. Steve thinks thats where you need that medication the most. Joe is also in trouble for trying to bribe a guard witha $100 to get a bottle of water. Steve would've just taken those with toilet water. |
| 5:07
| There is an outbreak of a bigger version of a bedbug. The picture of the bugs has horrified Buzz and whats even worse is if you are infected you could have the infection for decades without even knowing it. Steve thinks a bedbug looks like a cross between a tick and a turtle. He wouldn't want one of those and definitely not a bigger version. |
| 5:09
| Steve is reading about Chagas disease, that is what you can get from that type of bedbug. The bugs usualy emerge from walls and feed on people's faces. They are also known as "kissing bugs". Steve advises you section off a bathroom section on your chest because after feeding off of a face they go to the bathroom on a person. |
| 5:20
| Caller Paul is a doctor in Oak Park. He doesn't think we have anything to worry about in North America with Chagas disease. It is the number one killer in South America though. This seems to be Buzz just strying to put a scare in us. |
| 5:21
| Buzz is just saying its coming. Steve is sure he has put a scare into Jeff Schwartz so thats all that really matters. |
| 5:22
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:26
| Steve is upset with David Hochberg and promoting that credit counseling website. Can't David just hire a lobbyist for that? David is on the phone now, he is just trying to let people know to go to the website. |
| 5:27
| Steve thinks the more David talks about this, the more he comes across as a predatory lender. He would also like to hear David say the word "regularly". Its a hard word to say and shouldn't be in the live reads. |
| 5:30
| David is at Max and Benny's now with the family. He has to go buy a mattress after that, no wonder he comes across as angry on the air. |
| 5:32
| Steve just thinks since Michael Madigan is behind this law, David is out of luck in fighting it. He understands he is trying to make a difference but its not really going to work. Michael Madigan wants it! |
| 5:35
| song: Ain't Nothing Wrong With That - Robert Randolph and the Family Band |
| 5:39
| Steve thinks David Hochberg is going Lenny Bruce on us. This is where he walks around in his bathrobe and reads court transcripts. David needs to work around this, Steve doesn't want him to enter that phase. |
| 5:41
| Steve also thinks David shouldn't be out buying mattresses and going to Max and Benny's, he should be at a strip club or something. Buzz reminds Steve it doesn't work like that. It should though! It used to! |
| 5:48
| Time for Sports, the Cubs lost to the Reds 6-5 |
| 5:49
| Sox play the Indians tonight in Cleveland. The Bulls play their last regular season home game tonight. Buzz wants to go to get a Ben Wallace figurine they are giving out to the first 10,000 fans. Steve can make a couple of calls to put one aside for Buzz. |
| 5:52
| Forbes issued a list of the most expensive divorces. Michael and Juanita Jordan are #1 on the list. Buzz doesn't understand why she got so much. She probably has some stuff on Michael. |
| 5:53
| Bears fans can meet players on draft night next month. Steve wants to know why he's reading a commercial. Did Drew ask Brendan to put this in? |
| 5:55
| Brendan meant to edit it down but didn't. Steve actually thinks that sounds like it could be fun, he thinks Jeff Joniak and Tom Thayer are going to be broadcasting from there too. |
| 6:02
| They do that thing on Channel 5 where they ask a sports personality 5 questions and Pete played 2 of A.J. Pierzynski's answers. Of course Pete hates him now, until he plays for the Cubs of course. Steve used to hate A.J., he wanted to get on a plane and fly to wherever he was to kill him, now he loves him. |
| 6:04
| Steve would like to have a bobble head of himself. Buzz knows he has seen one but that was just the prototype. Jeff Schwartz must have taken that with him when he left. Steve hasn't seen it in Drew's office but he's only been in there once and had to get out of there. There is a lot of creepy stuff in there, satin jackets, badges from conventions, etc. |
| 6:05
| Steve read something earlier about airport security discovering public sex acts taking place in airport bathrooms. The Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta airport has had arrests of 30 people in three months. |
| 6:07
| There seem to be a lot of men meeting other men from personal ads and then using the airport restrooms as meeting places for sexual encounters. There are ads posted on Craigslist from men stuck in the airport for an amount of time and looking for someone to meet them. Steve didn't get any responses from his ad and he even threw in a picture of his willy. |
| 6:08
| Among those arrested is the Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority chairperson. Yeah, he's got your third rail. |
| 6:14
| Steve knows about the O'Hare Airport bathrooms and was shocked to learn that the plastic shield over the toilet seat doesn't change on its own, it only changes if you push the button. He almost came undone when he learned of this. |
| 6:15
| He was sitting there looking for something to read and then read the sign about the shield and realized it didn't activate when he stood up. He could've used a dude at that moment. Maybe he would've calmed him down a bit. |
| 6:22
| News with Buzz |
| 6:25
| Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee thinks other radio should be fired as well if Don Imus was fired for his words. Two of the people he mentioned were Rosie O'Donnell and Bill Maher. You know who is hot? That Elizabeth from The View. Steve bets Rosie thinks that everyday as she sits ten feet from her. |
| 6:27
| Snoop Dogg made some profanity laced comments on Don Imus so Steve can't really read much of it. Basically he says Imus doesn't have the street cred to "talk the talk". Snoop talked to MTV News, Steve thinks its funny that the MTV people call themselves news reporters. |
| 6:31
| Steve was thinking yesterday that when they say Don Imus makes CBS 15 million, thats not really that much when you think about how many stations he is on. Now they have to pay him the full 10 million now and if he is only making them 15 then they aren't really making that much on him anyway. It just doesn't work out to be that profitable for them. |
| 6:33
| The wife of a preacher that was found shot admitted shooting her husband and said it had to do with his constant criticism of her. Steve thinks she was just saying "get off my back already". |
| 6:34
| The wife says she got a job at the post office and that experience gave her the nerve to stand up for herself. |
| 6:35
| Something else about Don Imus, Steve thinks Keith Olberman is trying to get his job now so be on the lookout for that. Keith would probably make more money than he is making now. |
| 6:44
| Steve just thinks if CBS has a viable show that makes money, it should stay on the air. Theres a lot of economics involved as well with their decision to fire him. He doesn't think Al Sharpton should take credit with that decision either but Al seems to think he should. |
| 6:46
| song: You Never Give Me Your Money, The Beatles |
| 6:50
| Steve just thinks a lot of people dislike Don Imus, he does seem like a mean dude. Bill Clinton even commented on how Don doesn't look very happy. |
| 6:51
| NBC held a meeting with about 30 of its staffers including Al Roker. Thats what Steve thinks Al Sharpton should be mad about, thats as high they can get? A weatherman? |
| 6:58
| Buzz's brothers-in-law, twins Tim and Todd, bought a club in Schaumburg. Its called Privilege Ultra Lounge. The website is privilegecafeclub.com |
