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| 2:02
| Steve's looking for a spot to jump in on Stan and Terry's conversation about a dog that scratches and chews pieces of paper, which are then sold as art. |
| 2:03
| Terry thought Steve would jump in with his story of playing Tic-Tac-Toe with a a chicken and always losing. Terry can't imagine Steve ever playing Tic-Tac-Toe with a chicken because he's a shrewd guy. |
| 2:04
| Stan remembered Steve saying in the past that he doesn't "get" art. He had a Tony Fitzpatrick painting that he lost, so he asked him to paint him a new one. If Stan is going to involve Steve in these complicated bits he'll need to supply a primer. |
| 2:05
| Everyday it's like This is Your Life and Stan is the black Ralph Edwards. |
| 2:05
| Terry is feeling much better today but it was a rough weekend. Steve said last week that maybe his wife poisoned him. When he asked her about it she never answered his question. |
| 2:06
| Several years ago Steve bought a series of paintings by Tony Fitzpatrick, all featuring serial killers. Tony asked Steve if he could borrow them for a show but at the show one of them was stolen, the Richard Speck. |
| 2:07
| That seemed like a key piece for Steve's collection because of the local angle. Steve asked him to paint another one and Tony sort of went nuts. |
| 2:08
| This thing Stan is talking about with the doggie artist isn't funny. They're comparing the dog's art to Georgia O'Keefe's, the only thing Steve knows about her is she painted flowers to look like women's hoo-hoos. |
| 2:09
| Having a show between Garry and Steve has put Stan into some sort of nostalgic tailspin. |
| 2:10
| It's like everyday Stan wants a happy ending. That's fine with Steve but he'll have to pay extra, like at a massage parlor. |
| 2:11
| Stan probably remembers a lot of things from Steve's past much better than he does. Steve doesn't even really remember what he did last week. |
| 2:12
| Stan and Terry are doing a show from the Shedd Aquarium this week. He hates to go down memory lane again but didn't Steve do a show from there? |
| 2:13
| Two weeks ago Stan's wife and son were out-of-town on vacation so Stan was really lonely. He was walking around with a sleeping bag under his arm asking if he could sleep over at people's houses. |
| 2:14
| When Stan is on his own he gets really hangdog and starts being really nice to everyone, which is weird for Terry. |
| 2:15
| The other way to go is for Stan to release his inner-pervert. That seems like the better route to go. |
| 2:16
| Terry on the other hand is outwardly perverted all the time. He's like Caligula. |
| 2:17
| Steve did do a show from the Shedd. He jumped into a big tank on the air. Stan's thinking about throwing Terry into the tank because he can't swim. |
| 2:18
| Terry is probably very buoyant. One of the cruel ironies of scuba diving is the bigger you are, the more weight it takes to sink you so you can start diving. |
| 2:19
| Does Stan have any trips down memory lane planned for tomorrow? A heads up beforehand would be great. |
| 2:20
| Today is the pope's birthday which reminded Stan of Pope-on-a-Rope. That was with a different pope though. Steve liked the old pope but the new one is creepy looking. |
| 2:21
| Today Larry Potash called The Vatican trying to wish the pope happy birthday. That sounds very wacky, where did he get that idea from? That was probably Hoover's and he gets all his ideas from Johnny. And where did Johnny get all of his ideas from? Steve. |
| 2:22
| Song: Ain't No Big Thing!, Don Ho |
| 2:25
| Buzz couldn't believe he found that song. It was a thing of beauty. It even has the 3-4-5 blues progression. |
| 2:26
| It's interesting that Don Ho would die on Saturday after an entire week of Ho Talk. He road the wave all the way until the weekend. |
| 2:27
| Steve partied with Don Ho hardcore. He kept up pretty good for an old guy. Don was on the show several times over the years so Steve's going to put some of that stuff together for Friday and maybe have an Aloha Friday Ho-Down. |
| 2:28
| Don Ho was sort of the Hawaiian Elvis. He got caught in something that he couldn't get out of and he hated it. Sometimes he would do shows and the audience would be all old ladies. He would say the craziest things on stage because he didn't really care. |
| 2:29
| On stage Don had one of those big wicker chairs from Pier 1 and a keyboard with a giant fake clamshell in front of it. Off to the side of the stage there was a phone that connected to the sound booth. |
| 2:30
| There was one time Steve saw Don and he must have talked to the sound guy 200 times during the show. He also told a lot of inappropriate jokes about Portuguese people. Apparently they're looked down on in Hawaii. |
| 2:31
| If you go to iTunes and look up Don Ho 50% of it is different versions of Tiny Bubbles. That's because the people who came to his shows only wanted to hear that song so he got trapped, like Elvis. |
| 2:32
| It's always entertaining to see a performer trapped in something like that and the things he tries to do to get out of it. |
| 2:33
| Steve went backstage to introduce himself to Don Ho and then they started partying. |
| 2:34
| Don was part Portuguese and most of his jokes were about black dogs. A lot of the people in the audience didn't get the jokes because they were old women from Iowa. |
| 2:35
| The Portuguese were cowboys in Hawaii and they brought the ukulele to the island. Still though, Don Ho couldn't help himself. Maybe he was being more self-effacing. |
| 2:36
| Steve must have at least one version of Don performing Tiny Bubbles on the show. He hated that song but Steve still made him do it. |
| 2:42
| Pete should probably pace himself with the Don Ho drops, we don't want to use all of it before Friday. |
| 2:43
| Pete actually has a ton of Don Ho stuff. Should we do Ho Week then? Maybe not. |
| 2:44
| Pete had a lovely weekend. Did he kill anyone? It was a pretty low-key weekend which means he just kidnapped someone and put her in a box. |
| 2:45
| How about that Lou Piniella? He even had a bit of a meltdown last night but it wasn't as good as Friday's. The Sox suck too so Steve isn't laboring under any false delusion about them. |
| 2:46
| Pete feels both the Cubs and the Sox will get better once the weather warms up. Steve's sick of hearing about how cold it is, yesterday Hawk and DJ couldn't stop talking about the weather. |
| 2:47
| First of all, Hawk and DJ are in an enclosed booth so they need to shut the hell up. Second, Steve didn't tell them to get paid $7 million a year which means the season has to start in February. |
| 2:48
| Pete almost hopes the Cubs keep doing bad just so Lou Piniella will explode. Friday was just the beginning for him. With Ozzie you can always count on him going a little crazy, like with the Indians fans booing Thome, but he talks so much and has a good sense of humor. |
| 2:49
| Lou Piniella has some Lee Elia in him and when it comes out it's going to be a classic for all-time. Bruce Levine is going to be the one ask the question that sets Lou off too. |
| 2:55
| Lou's post-game comments last night were just the nuclear half-life from Friday. He hasn't let his inner-Elia out yet though. Does Pete have the Elia tape handy, Steve wouldn't mind hearing it. |
| 2:56
| Lou has managed in New York and they're so hard core that you can tune them out very easily. Then he went to Seattle and Tampa and the media isn't tough on him. |
| 2:57
| The media in Chicago has a Midwestern charm there they pull you in and then turn on you. In New York they turn on you as soon as you walk in the door. |
| 2:58
| Pete plays the Lee Elia tape. Steve was once in a men's bathroom at a urinal between Harry Caray and Lee Elia. |
| 2:59
| Back when Elia was manager there really were only about 3,000 fans at every game. They didn't use to be as popular as they are now. Steve doesn't know how they got so popular but it's probably a combination of the neighborhood, the Superstation and Harry Caray. |
| 3:00
| The night games probably didn't hurt anyway, no matter what people say to the contrary. It wasn't really cool to like the Cubs because they were losers until after they lost in '84. |
| 3:01
| It seemed completely impossible that the Cubs were going to lose that series, but they did. Steve would like to take some credit for that loss, but he wasn't the one who was up in a hotel room with Leon Durham throwing furniture into the pool. |
| 3:02
| Harry Caray didn't pull any punches in the broadcast booth, so he was saying on the air that the Cubs were losers. |
| 3:03
| When Steve first got here both baseball teams were losers, but the Cubs were move lovable. The Sox were sort of hated and when you went to a game at Comiskey, you were taking your life into your own hands. |
| 3:04
| It's getting better around The Cell these days, but it'll never be like it is up by Wrigley. Murphy's Bleachers probably helped the Cubs get popular and the Budweiser sponsorship didn't hurt either. |
| 3:05
| Harry Caray really sold Wrigley as a place to go and have fun. It was just one stop in a day that hopefully ended with you getting laid by a Lincoln Park Trixie. At Comiskey your day might end with a crack whore. Not that it's bad, it's just different. |
| 3:12
| During the break Steve got a clarification from Brendan and Mary, who are both Cubs fans. They both want the team to win. Still though, there's a communion in the team losing. |
| 3:13
| There's nothing lovable about the White Sox, Steve just wants them to win. Steve's also willing to slit someone's throat to make an example. Steve doesn't know who any of these players are and he doesn't care he just wants them to win. |
| 3:14
| It is sort of exciting to have an accused murderer on the team. The charges against Juan Uribe were dropped though, but it's still exciting. |
| 3:15
| When the Sox lose Steve gets really mad and he wants his money back. Today when Steve came out of his house he was wearing a Sox jacket. Then his neighbor asked him what he thought about the team because he's also getting fed up. |
| 3:16
| It seemed like Steve's neighbor would have no problem driving down to The Cell and stringing one of the players up to make an example. This is what the Ligues are good for, even though they beat up an opposing team's coach. It still sends a message. |
| 3:17
| One of the main differences between Cubs fans and Sox fans is that Sox fans go out onto the field to beat up someone from the other team and Cubs fans get beaten up by players who come into the stands. |
| 3:18
| Parents of Sandridge Elementary students have gathered at the school calling for the firing of a teacher and a principal who were videotaped having sex in their office. |
| 3:19
| The teacher and the principal have already resigned so they can't be fired unless someone gets in a time machine and goes back to a specific moment after the DVD was released but before they resigned. |
| 3:20
| Parents said today that they want the teacher, principal and a teacher's ad fired and barred from contact with students in the future. No one had sex with any of the students though. |
| 3:21
| These parents are totally crazy, it's like Parents Gone Wild. It seems like the firings are racially motivated since the principal is black and the parents are white and all seem like white trash. |
| 3:22
| Some parents claim the video has put them in an awkward position with their children. The only awkward position Steve would be in was if he had to go to a parent-teacher conference. All he would be thinking about was how hot that science teacher was and whether or not she liked the white meat. |
| 3:23
| One of the parents complained that her son saw a clip of the tape on the news that featured the principal and the teacher kissing. Who's fault is that? |
| 3:24
| Another parent said they trio should not be allowed to teach at other schools and wondered what would have happened if someone had walked in on them. That principal seems like a lock-the-door type. |
| 3:25
| One parents kept her children home from school today until she hears what the school board has to say. The teacher and the principal aren't there any more though, what's the point of that? |
| 3:27
| Steve really wants to see this video. It's 2 hours long, hopefully it's been professionally edited. |
| 3:28
| Steve's having trouble finding porno music on his 360 machine. It sounds like we just interrupted Pete doing something else in his studio. Does he have the tape? |
| 3:36
| There's no reason why any of the kids at this school should know about the content of this video. |
| 3:37
| It's obvious that someone wanted this principal fired so they did what it took to make that happen. He resigned which you would think should be enough but they want him fired. |
| 3:38
| Song: Mannish Boy, Muddy Waters |
| 3:50
| On the phone is Kerry Sayers from Comcast Sportsnet. She's missed Steve and Buzz and they missed her. Steve would much rather talk to Kerry than Dan Jiggetts. |
| 3:51
| Kerry is the only woman Buzz remembers calling herself a stud on the show. Kerry was very embarrassed to hear that made into a promo on the station and she was called out for it by her co-workers. |
| 3:52
| Kerry had to defend herself after the first time she called in and Steve asked her if she was shopping. |
| 3:53
| So Lou Piniella had his first big meltdown of the season. Kerry covered the Mariners when Lou was manager and he's mellowed a lot since then. At least the Cubs pitching is strong which is a change from what they normally have. |
| 3:54
| The Sox aren't playing well but the season is still very young. Kerry played softball and it was very difficult in the cold weather. The advantage definitely goes to the pitcher early in the season. |
| 3:55
| Was Kerry also a stud when she played softball? Did she do the ponytail through the back of her hat? |
| 3:56
| Steve sort of feels bad for Larry Doby because he doesn't get any attention and it was probably just as hard for him. He wasn't the first African-American player but he was the first in the AL. |
| 3:57
| Steve saw something about how there's a group of people who are upset with the decreasing number of African-American players in MLB. |
| 3:59
| The Cubs are playing their first night game against the Padres tonight. Hopefully their bats will come alive. |
| 4:00
| This is a quick 2 game series before they go to Atlanta for another quick 2 game series. |
| 4:01
| Greg Maddux is pitching for the Padres tomorrow. Plus Sammy Sosa is coming back to the Southside tomorrow night. |
| 4:02
| Steve doesn't even recognize the Padres in their new uniforms. He liked the old ones that looked like they all worked at Taco Bell. |
| 4:10
| Steve feels that Ozzie toys with Sox fans by dialing his accent up to the point where you can't understand him, and then dials it back down again. |
| 4:11
| Ed Farmer is here. Sometimes he'll get tape of Ozzie saying "we need to focus" but focus sounds like something you can't air on TV. |
| 4:12
| Ed would like to see the Sox win a few more games. A lot of people out there thing that Ozzie has a horrible team but their bats should come alive when it gets warmer. |
| 4:13
| It was pretty cold yesterday in Cleveland, enough to warrant Hawk talking about how cold it was and all the old guys he knows. He was just coming off that Red Sox reunion so he saw a lot of his buddies from his playing days. |
| 4:14
| The Sox wasted 2 great pitching performances over the weekend. Steve really felt sorry for John Danks because he had another great outing. |
| 4:15
| The season is still young and the Sox already have Steve's money. Ed points out that Steve's already had some of their food too. The next time Steve goes to a game he's not going to eat anything so Ed won't be able to talk about that on the air. |
| 4:16
| At tomorrow's game, Steve is not going to get anything from the buffet. He'd like to get to the game in time to see Sammy's first at-bat. |
| 4:17
| Another thing that's been bugging Steve about the Sox is that no one is running out their hits to first any more. |
| 4:18
| A lot of major leaguers say they don't run out an infield hit because they assume it'll be an out. That doesn't mean it's alright. |
| 4:19
| If Buzz comes to the game with Steve tomorrow he can eat whatever he wants, Ed won't say anything. |
| 4:20
| Buzz doesn't really like going to Sox games until the weather warms up. He wants to wear a tank top when he's out at The Cell. |
| 4:21
| The Sox just have a quick 3 game home stand, then they go to Detroit then KC. Then they come home again and play the Tigers and Angels. |
| 4:22
| Then the Sox go out to Seattle and Anaheim and then Minnesota. Then they have the Yankees here for the first of two visits. |
| 4:23
| The schedule seems very erratic this season. It's like they locked a guy in a room with a dart board and had him plan it all out. |
| 4:31
| AJ hasn't been hitting to well this year. Uribe is hitting great but he's not fielding well at all. |
| 4:32
| Steve likes Uribe though and he likes the cache of the murder accusation. |
| 4:33
| The bullpen has been fantastic and the starters have been great and the team will start hitting and they'll start winning games. |
| 4:34
| Ed would be very surprised if the Sox don't win the division because they have the players to do it. Then Steve will be out at the games eating ribeye sandwiches. |
| 4:35
| Steve is never eating food at a game every again. |
| 4:36
| Caller Kevin is a fellow Catholic-leaguer. He went to Mt. Carmel, which tried to recruit Ed. |
| 4:37
| Ed was recruited by a lot of Catholic schools. He was the hit of the circuit. |
| 4:38
| Ed took the entrance test at Mt. Carmel but he went to St. Rita. Steve played a gig at St. Rita with Teenage Radiation but that was long after Ed had left. |
| 4:39
| Kevin had an idea for the Sox to play Mackowiak in the infield this year, but he's not sure if he came up with that himself or if he read it somewhere. |
| 4:40
| Kevin's heading up to Detroit next weekend for the Sox/Tigers series. He shouldn't eat anything just in case Ed sees him and starts talking about him. |
| 4:41
| Comerica's a fun ballpark, plus you've got WIndsor right across the lake. The border crossings are a little tougher these days though. |
| 4:42
| Steve tells Kevin to get a Coney Island hot dog when he's in Detroit. If you like hot dogs, you need to try one of those. |
| 4:49
| George Bush was a minority owner in the Rangers when Ed was on the team. Ed got to go to the White House with the Sox. It's good to have a connection there although Ed's not sure what he'd ever use it for. |
| 4:50
| Ed has been trying to get a house built on some property he has in California for about 14 years but there are some issues with the boundaries of his property. |
| 4:51
| Ed doesn't want to call George Bush to take care of something like that but he might as well use it for something since that window is closing. |
| 4:52
| Ed's been to the White House twice. The first time he was there the Sox were in Baltimore, so Ed called up to get a tour. |
| 4:53
| Ed got a call to set up the tour and he brought a few of the players with him. When they showed up at the White House Ed got on the intercom and told someone he was there to see the president. |
| 4:54
| The guy said "yeah that's a good one" and didn't let him in. Then Ed got back on the intercom and gave him a few names and the guy checked with the right people and they finally let him in. |
| 4:55
| The first guy on the intercom told Ed that he sounded so nonchalant that he didn't believe him. The guy probably thought Ed was a crazy guy who just showed up at the White House. It's probably happened like that before. |
| 4:56
| So Ed got to the West Wing with several of the players and Jacques Chirac was there. Chirac is only about 5'4" and all the players with him were well over 6'. |
| 4:57
| Bush wanted to see Ed and the players before he talked to Chirac and he knew something about everyone he brought with him, like that Mark Buehrle grew up a Cardinals fan. |
| 4:58
| Ed should definitely call in that favor while Bush still has some currency. |
| 4:59
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 5:07
| Live read: Balance for LIfe |
| 5:08
| During the break Ed was asking Steve what he was eating. It was some lettuce with curry seasoning. |
| 5:09
| Steve brought in his muffin and a half snack for Buzz but Mary's been picking at the extra half throughout the show. |
| 5:10
| Ed wants to know what Steve's favorite thing at the ballpark is. Steve's favorite thing is the game. |
| 5:11
| Because of where Steve's seats are he doesn't get into the concourse too often but if he had to choose something it would be the funnel cake. |
| 5:12
| Ed isn't sure what a funnel cake is. Basically they put some dough in a squirt bottle, squirt it into some oil and then cover it with powdered sugar. |
| 5:13
| There are a lot of people on hold who want to talk to Ed but Steve has one more thing to read. |
| 5:14
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:15
| Steve sort of skipped right past the headlines but the big story was the shooting at Virginia Tech. There are now 33 people dead. |
| 5:16
| Caller Eric is a Cubs fan, not a Sox fan in disguise. Ed thinks the Cubs should be OK this year. |
| 5:17
| Eric has Steve on speaker phone. We're not going any further until he takes him off speaker. Does this seem like a business call? |
| 5:18
| Eric wanted to know what Ed thought about the Under Armour ads. Eric doesn't like them but Ed thinks it's a good idea. |
| 5:19
| If the Cubs don't keep doing stuff like outfield ads or home plate ads they'll have to move. There's only so much they can add to the ballpark to make money. |
| 5:20
| Eric thinks it's sacrilege to have ads in the outfield, they should only be in out-of-bounds areas. |
| 5:21
| Maybe Eric should ask Soriano to kick back some money so the Cubs don't have to put ads on the outfield wall. He remembers when it only cost $3 to sit in the bleachers so he's a bit of a purist. |
| 5:22
| Ed doesn't really like the advertisements on the outfield walls but it's the only way for the Cubs and other teams to stay competitive. |
| 5:23
| Steve feels like he's talking to George Will's illegitimate son here. |
| 5:29
| Steve was going to try and go with more Cubs calls but it seems like Brendan has stopped taking calls from Cubs fans. Was he embarrassed by that last one? |
| 5:30
| Brendan doesn't really wear the Cubs colors like Pete does. Pete lost his New Era connection but Steve still has his and it's Ed Farmer. |
| 5:31
| What was the deal with that last call? How long ago was it that it cost $3 to sit in the bleachers at Wrigley? |
| 5:33
| Caller Jeff is a Cubs fan for the most part. Steve's trying to keep things even here and The Sant is busy telling people about universal health care for all residents of Illinois. |
| 5:34
| Jeff had a pitching question. Since it's an automatic ball if a pitcher goes to his mouth before throwing, what's to stop a guy from doing that 4 times instead of risking a bad pitch during an intentional walk. |
| 5:35
| Other than shame, there's nothing stopping a pitcher from doing that. It's not a balk unless someone's on base. |
| 5:36
| Jeff also has a question about the wheel play. That's when the first baseman and third basemen come in if there's a guy on second and third. |
| 5:37
| Then the SS goes to third and the second basement goes to first. The pitcher also charges in. |
| 5:38
| Ed's still waiting for someone to drop an infield fly. There will be at least 2 outs on the play. |
| 5:39
| Steve wanted to point out one more thing before we take another call. The Lou Piniella tirade on Friday was the result of a question from George Castle. That was the guy who was at that opening day broadcast that Steve and Buzz did with Kevin Matthews. |
| 5:40
| George Castle makes Les Grobstein look like James Bond. Lou's probably already annoyed with the guy since he has no reason to be there. |
| 5:41
| Castle writes for a paper in Northwest Indiana, which sounds like something Les Grobstein does. Steve's on the air for 25 hours every week and he doesn't think he deserves to be there. |
| 5:48
| Caller Fred had a question about one of Ed's stories, or at least that's what the call screener says. Fred has two questions. Where does it say people can have 2 questions? |
| 5:49
| The 2 questions are about the Billy Martin story so that's OK. The story is that Billy was manager of the Texas Rangers and he got some sort of community award from the people of Arlington, Texas. |
| 5:50
| At the time Mantle was living in Dallas. Steve likes when Ed just refers to him as Mantle. Dan Falato does that but it's just with guys like Steve Trachsel. |
| 5:51
| Billy Martin got two hunting rifles from the people of Arlington and he knew Mantle always wanted to go hunting so they went out to a ranch down near San Antonio that was owned by the team doctor or something like that. |
| 5:52
| The doctor was only going to let them hunt on his property if Mickey shot one of his mules, which was really sick. Mickey decided to play a prank on Billy and told him he was going to shoot the doctor's mule because he wouldn't let them hunt there. As Mickey was putting the gun back in the car he heard two more shots and he looks back and Billy says he just shot two of the doctor's cows. |
| 5:53
| As far as Ed knows that's a true story and he'll keep telling it until someone tells him otherwise. |
| 6:03
| Live read: My Chauffeur |
| 6:04
| News with Buzz |
| 6:05
| 33 people are dead following a shooting at Virginia Tech. The college's police chief said that the building to one of the door's where the shooting took place was locked from the inside. He didn't say if the shooter was responsible for that. |
| 6:06
| The shooter is among the 33 dead and it's believed that he killed himself. |
| 6:10
| Today's rally at Daley Plaza was one of many to celebrate Chicago's hopes for hosting the 2016 Olympics. |
| 6:11
| Steve didn't think he cared about the Olympics until they were making the announcement. He didn't want to lose out to LA. |
| 6:12
| It was fun to beat LA but their mayor was pretty cool about it. It seems unnecessary to interview the people who play in a men's baseball league in Washington Park. |
| 6:13
| It's still 2 years until they even decide if we get the Olympics. But these guys want to stop the games from coming here because they're going to lose their baseball field. |
| 6:14
| What are the odds that these guys will even be living in Washington Park in 9 years? |
| 6:15
| A Russian newspaper is weighing in on the Don Imus controversy, claiming he was fired because he was about to reveal secrets about 9/11. |
| 6:27
| Steve's excited about the Olympics. He was going to go out and get one of those Chicago Olympic hats but when he got here there were three in the office. |
| 6:28
| Steve has three of them so Buzz and Ed can have one of they want. Steve's also got his replica World Series ring encased in lucite in the studio. It's a paper weight. |
| 6:29
| This ring looks like a woman's cocktail ring. It was designed by Jerry Reinsdorf's wife so that explains it. |
| 6:30
| Live read: Balance for Life |
| 6:31
| Steve is completely exhausted because Ed also talks through the entire break. He's had to leave the studio during the last few breaks just to relax. |
| 6:32
| Ed does about 50 topics per break. During the last one Steve went to talk to Drew who only does about 10 per break. |
| 6:33
| Live read: My Chauffeur |
| 6:34
| People are calling his shooting the worst in American history. Shooting must have some special meaning then. |
| 6:35
| There's some speculation that the shooter was looking for his girlfriend on campus. He first started shooting at a dorm and then two hours later he was in an academic building. |
| 6:36
| That's some bad police work there. 2 hours in between shootings? The campus police aren't rejects or anything, they probably had it totally under control. |
| 6:37
| The weirdest thing is that campus police can actually arrest you. Steve thought they were more like a security patrol. |
| 6:42
| Steve stands by his earlier statement that campus police aren't real cops. If there's a shooting at a school and you still haven't caught the guy, you cancel classes. |
| 6:43
| Yesterday was Matt's birthday and Steve got him a new computer. Initially he was big on not transferring stuff from his old computer but Steve told him he should. |
| 6:44
| Eventually Matt decided to do the transfer but the main computer blew up so nothing was transferred. |
| 6:45
| Steve was expecting to hear from Matt about how great the computer was and instead he was told that it blew up the old one. |
| 6:46
| The state of Texas is trying to decide if a Wisconsin man is mentally fit to be put to death for the murder of his in-laws. |
| 6:47
| Scott Panetti's execution was stayed three years ago, a day before he was supposed to be executed. |
| 6:48
| His first trial resulted in a hung jury and in the second trial he defended himself and wore a purple cowboy suit. |
| 6:49
| Panetti also issued subpoenas to the pope, Jesus Christ and President Kennedy. |
| 6:50
| The Sox are taking on the Rangers tomorrow. Steve likes the look of their new manager, he looks like a black 70s porn star. |
| 6:51
| Steve was trying to ask Brendan about tonight's Cubs game but he's not out there. He gets an hour off at the end of the show which seems like too much time. All him and Matt do is just sit down in their office waiting to go on the air. |
| 6:52
| Steve's going to check in with Matt and Brendan after the break. Maybe he can find out what happened with that computer. |
| 6:53
| When Steve bought the new computer he didn't check the "blow up old computer" box. Maybe that comes free with the backlit keyboard. |
| 6:59
| Mike Adamle was en fuego last night. Steve thought that maybe Ed was here to audition him and Buzz as new color guys but now that he's heard Mike he'll probably want to hire him. |
| 7:00
| Steve's sorry about Matt's computer. He had a few things on the old one but it's no big deal. |
| 7:01
| It's a big deal to Steve though. He doesn't want to deal with those people at the Apple Store though, all they care about is selling stupid Lincoln Park girls pink iPods. |
| 7:02
| Ed Silha already called Matt to offer his help. That means he'll void the warranty, no thanks. Steve bought the Apple Care plan so it's still under warranty and those Apple guys can smell when another man has touched the computer. |
