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| 2:02
| Stan always accuses Terry of being a star f'er, and he is, but now he wants to use him to get Christina Aguilera tickets. Stan forgot to order them himself. |
| 2:03
| Steve's going to jump in here. First of all, why is he ordering tickets in the first place he's on the radio, he can get them for free. |
| 2:04
| Stan didn't think he'd be able to get tickets because the station isn't sponsoring the show. It doesn't matter, it's not the sponsor it's the promoter. Why does Stan want to go to see Christina Aguilera though? That's sad. |
| 2:05
| Steve's not black so he can't get away with liking Christina Aguilera like Stan and Terry can. Steve liked what she did on the Grammy's and that Lady Marmalade song but that's not enough to make him go see her. |
| 2:06
| Stan doesn't want to see the Pussycat Dolls though, who are opening for her. Steve would actually be interested in seeing them though. |
| 2:07
| Stan is trying to recommend some Christina Aguilera but he's barking up the wrong tree. |
| 2:08
| If this is really important to Stan Steve will try to listen to some of her music. |
| 2:09
| Steve will admit it's not terrible. Stan was able to convert Terry to a Christina Aguilera listener. |
| 2:10
| Steve's going to buy her new album off iTunes. Stan thinks he'll be rocking to it all weekend in his car. Steve might need to get a subwoofer for his car then. |
| 2:11
| Stan can't believe Steve doesn't have a subwoofer. The Swedes don't roll with the subwoofers. |
| 2:12
| Steve was once forced to put a subwoofer in his car. Circuit City was sponsoring the show but their only condition was that he had to use stuff that was sold there, for free of course. That doesn't sound like a bad hardship but Steve didn't want a subwoofer for his car. |
| 2:13
| Steve was fine with the factory radio he had in his Jeep but they made him take the subwoofer. He kept having to take it out though because otherwise he couldn't put stuff in the back of his Jeep. |
| 2:14
| Is Terry trying to block Stan from going to stuff like the Aguilera show? He probably doesn't want him showing up and asking all those weird questions he asks. |
| 2:16
| Song: Down By the Shack, By the Sea, Don Ho |
| 2:20
| There ya go, it's Don Ho Aloha Friday. Don Ho sounds a lot like Bing Crosby or Dean Martin to Buzz. He was a crooner but all his songs were about the ocean or the beach or Hawaii. |
| 2:21
| On Monday Buzz played a Don Ho for Blue Monday and he heard a little Elvis in that one. Elvis probably stole a little bit from Don Ho. |
| 2:22
| Of course the first satellite TV broadcast was Elvis' concert in Hawaii and Don Ho played on that. Steve might have asked Don Ho about that when he partied with him, but he doesn't remember the story exactly. |
| 2:23
| Steve remembers being satisfied with the story though, there was a lot of drinking and hot women. That sounds about right. |
| 2:24
| When Steve was driving in today listening to Nerds Radio he heard a report that a blues man was missing. Steve can't remember his name but it started with Jumpin'. He owns a tire shop and he's been missing from there for 3 days. |
| 2:25
| If Buzz could find this guy he'd be a hero in the blues community. Steve's looking for the full story but he can't find it. It felt more like a missing person's request than an actual news story, like someone called in crying asking for help. |
| 2:26
| Drew should be able to help out with this but he's probably out to lunch with Dan and Garry Meier. |
| 2:27
| Actually, they had lunch yesterday because Buzz was invited in the morning by Dan Falato. Steve and Buzz had previously made fun of them for going out to lunch so Dan extended the invite to Morton's. He's not sure who else was going though because Buzz doesn't do lunch. |
| 2:28
| It's really hard to have a big lunch and then do an afternoon show. Not to complain but in general it's really hard to start your work day at 2:00 PM. |
| 2:32
| Jumpin' Willy Cobbs is the missing blues man. Buzz does know him, he's great. |
| 2:33
| He's actually been missing for two weeks which is bad. He was last seen at his business on April 9th around 1:00 AM. |
| 2:34
| Cobbs, 74, was last seen with 40-year old Vicky Lee. He's working a 34 year age difference. Even a Buzz Kilman is impressed by that. |
| 2:35
| Buzz has some Jumpin' Willie at home which he'll have to bring for Blue Monday. Hopefully he'll be welcomed home by then. |
| 2:36
| Cobbs is best known for writing the classic song You Don't Love Me which was covered by everyone from Junior Wells to the Allman Bros. |
| 2:37
| Matt Dahl is on the phone from the NTB in Antioch. He is actually at the NTB and not on his way. It had the feel of Matt being late though. |
| 2:38
| Steve has a request for Matt. If he's going to keep taking Cokes out of the fridge in the Green Room he needs to replenish them. |
| 2:39
| He should probably bring in a 24 pack to replenish the supply. At least Matt could over one to Brendan though, he's still buying them from the vending machine. |
| 2:40
| One of the things about being in showbiz are the beverages are provided free. Steve doesn't even care that Matt is taking them. It does sort of irritate him since Matt is his son. |
| 2:41
| Steve really should be getting a taste of Matt's appearance fees if he's going to be calling in during the show. |
| 2:42
| The station is probably selling the appearances with a phone call to the show. So far every Matt Dahl appearance has included two calls into the show. Steve might have to take Matt and Brendan out to dinner next week and set things straight. |
| 2:43
| Someone in the sales department is benefiting from all this. They just assume that if Matt calls in Steve will talk to them. Buzz thinks there's a way to get a cut from someone in sales and not Matt. That's fine with Steve although he's always believed that money is thicker than blood. |
| 2:48
| As it turns out, Steve also knows Jumpin' Willie Cobbs, or at least the song he's famous for writing. He actually played a version of it a while back after talking about his Aunt Evie who was married to a prison orderly. |
| 2:49
| Steve's parents used to go to Aunt Evie's and while everyone got hooched Steve went through her record collection. In there he found a version of the song by Al Kooper and Stephen Stills. |
| 2:50
| It was the first song Steve ever heard that made use of the phase shifting effect. Now they have machines to make that song but back then you had to have two recordings of the song started at slightly different times. |
| 2:51
| Steve's going to play the shorter Allman Brothers version of You Don't Love Me. They have a 19-minute version he'd love to play but he doesn't think we have the time. |
| 2:52
| Song: You Don't Love Me, The Allman Brothers Band |
| 2:58
| That Duane Allman sure knew how to play the guitar. He couldn't ride a motorcycle too well though. |
| 2:59
| Buzz hung out with Jumpin' Willie one night about 10 years ago. He was doing a gig somewhere and Buzz wanted to go see him. Jumpin' Willie is like Buzz's Don Ho. |
| 3:00
| The bad news is that Jumpin' Willie has been missing for two weeks. The good news is he was last seen with a woman who was 34 years younger them her. They could just be out having fun. |
| 3:01
| Is it a thing with the blues guys to go after the younger ladies because Buzz is about 80 and his wife is 15. She's very mature though. |
| 3:02
| If Steve were Jumpin' Willie this would not be the weekend he'd want to come home. It's supposed to be really nice. |
| 3:08
| If Jumpin' Willie isn't found by Monday Buzz will have to get the blues community together. |
| 3:09
| The guys from Mark Shale dropped off Steve's tux today. Buzz's is coming later but Steve needed his by Sunday. |
| 3:10
| A very agitated Chef Hans called the office yesterday because his phone was ringing off the hook. People were telling him that Steve was mad that he wasn't here yesterday and demanded to be seated next to two women. |
| 3:11
| It was probably Dan Falato on the phone to Chef Hans to tell him all about it. Steve didn't actually talk to Hans but he was apparently perturbed that this was going on. |
| 3:12
| Hans called from Chicago yesterday, he was home but very tired and apparently not in the mood for this. |
| 3:13
| Based on the kind of people that Hans hangs out with it doesn't seem like he has a very developed sense of humor. He tells a lot of jokes but they're old jokes. |
| 3:14
| Steve was just joking around but he would like to sit next to someone he doesn't know at the dinner, Steve and Hans don't have any new territory to explore in their conversations. He'd prefer to be in between two females in cocktail dresses showing a lot of cleavage. |
| 3:15
| Steve's tux fits really well and he does not like monkey suits. They're actually going to take it back to the store to make some last-minute alterations. |
| 3:16
| Chef Hans should be mad that the Escoffier people spelled Steve's name wrong on the invitation. Who's Steve Dahel? Are they even going to let him in with that? |
| 3:17
| The tux was so comfortable that Steve might even go shirtless for half the dinner. Jesse White probably doesn't need to see all the organs Steve plans on donating though. |
| 3:18
| Steve doesn't really know what the dinner is on Sunday. Part of that is because of the language barrier with Chef Hans but part of it is that Hans doesn't really care about the details. |
| 3:19
| Hans is like a shark, he just goes from one thing to the next eating and talking. Not that it's bad though. Steve doesn't want another phone call from him. |
| 3:20
| Someone should take into consideration the fact that Steve will probably be the only one not having a glass of wine with every course. He doesn't need to be sitting next to a hammered Chef Hans. |
| 3:21
| Steve's goal is for himself and Buzz to entertain in the lounge at the new casino in New Buffalo. Buzz could buy a condo up there from Gierczyk and they could boat all day and then entertain at night. |
| 3:28
| There's a contest going on to name Steve's new horse. He has a horse with no name. We probably should be playing that song during this. Does Pete have a karaoke version? |
| 3:29
| For someone who claims to not like karaoke it seems like Pete has a lot of karaoke CDs. Pete never remembers claiming to not like karaoke although he doesn't really like it. |
| 3:30
| Steve doesn't really like karaoke because it's a weird taint between entertainer and everyone else. Steve avoids it at all costs. |
| 3:31
| Matt Dahl is on the phone from the NTB in Antioch. He's had a good crowd today. |
| 3:32
| Matt and another listener have been looking at the Kyle Petty NASCAR that's out there. The listener knows a little more about cars that Matt. So basically he knows something about cars since Matt knows nothing. |
| 3:33
| Pete wasn't able to find a karaoke version of A Horse With No Name but there is one on iTunes that he was going to purchase. |
| 3:34
| Is there any way Pete could turn the TV down in his studio? It's always pretty loud but we shouldn't be able to hear exactly what people are saying. |
| 3:35
| Was Pete really waiting for authorization before he bought the .99¢ song? He doesn't need to air on the side of caution in a situation like this. Steve can afford to take the hit if he also bought it at the same time. It's $2! |
| 3:36
| For some reason Buzz thought this song was by Neil Young. Is he confusing it with Needle and the Damage Done? |
| 3:37
| Buzz didn't even know what a Blackberry was the other day so him not knowing who sang A Horse With No Name doesn't seem like that big of a deal. |
| 3:38
| A Horse With No Name definitely has the most irritating singer from America. It does have a Neil Young feel to it, if Neil Young could sing on key. |
| 3:46
| On the phone is Billy Jack from Comcast Sportsnet. It's supposed to be a nice weekend, hopefully all of our teams can perform well. |
| 3:47
| The Cubs are behind 2-1 to the Cardinals who are threatening with more runs in the 9th. |
| 3:48
| The Bulls take on the Heat in the first round of the playoffs. Several Heat members are upset over what they thought Kirk Hinrich said about last year's playoffs. |
| 3:49
| The Heat thought at Kirk said the Bulls should have beat the Heat last year. What he actually said was that had the Bulls won game 5 year they would have been in better shape. |
| 3:50
| Kirk doesn't seem dumb enough to give the Heat bulletin board material. But as Ben Wallace pointed out, if you're team needs bulletin board material this late in the season, you've got other problems. |
| 3:51
| Steve watched the playoff previews on Comcast last night and what he got from that was that Pat Riley really needs a new haircut. That slicked back thing just isn't working any more. He's like one of those middle-aged guys who still has long hair even though he's not in a band any more. |
| 4:00
| Buzz accidentally turned his mic off but Steve wasn't paying attention because he's watching the Cubs game. Tony LaRussa is arguing that the guy at second was out but it seems like he was safe. |
| 4:01
| Pete thinks the point is moo since it was a walk. Is he talking in hyperbowl? |
| 4:02
| Pete's pretty sure there was a walk so the guy at second should be safe. It looks like he came off the bag at second though. |
| 4:03
| Steve would like to see Lou Piniella work on his core a little more. Steve shouldn't look better than a baseball manager. |
| 4:04
| The Cubs lost. The guy was trying to steal second but there was a walk. He could have just walked to second but he slid into it. |
| 4:05
| Then he came off the base and was tagged out. That's really dumb base running. Lou's probably going to be really upset after this game. |
| 4:06
| George Castle is probably sitting in the front row at the press conference ready with his question to irritate Lou. Every Cubs loss comes with the sliver lining of Lou going nuts after it's over. |
| 4:07
| Buzz noticed twice during the postgame press conferences after the Mark Buehrle no-hitter that AJ seemed to be taking a lot of credit for everything. |
| 4:08
| Buzz is watching NBC and they doctor the news. Steve's not familiar with that tape though, maybe Pete has it. |
| 4:09
| Caller Brian is calling to dispute Buzz's claims about AJ. In the Sun-Times he gave all the credit to Buehrle. |
| 4:10
| Is Brian sending out morse code or is this just a bad phone line? |
| 4:11
| Is Buzz secretly a Cubs fan? They doctor the news at NBC, that's all he needs to know. The only time Steve watches NBC is on the weekends when they have the all-female news steam. |
| 4:12
| Pete plays the tape. Steve sees Buzz's point but what AJ was trying to say is that the catcher has a passive role in the whole situation. |
| 4:13
| Buzz thought there was more tape from the news on Wednesday. Why don't we just get him a Cubs hat then? |
| 4:14
| Live read: Cheeseburger in Paradise |
| 4:22
| Pete didn't have any other AJ from the NBC news. Buzz could be wrong. Let's just say he's a Cubs fan. |
| 4:23
| Buzz is watching a hack newscast, Steve keeps trying to tell him that. Does Buzz just like to watch it because it's bad? Does it make him feel better? |
| 4:24
| The AJ quote came from a one-on-one with Ryan Baker. He wanted to insinuate himself into the whole thing so that tape came 45 minutes after the game ended. |
| 4:25
| Steve can't believe Buzz is breaking bad on AJ like this. He might not even get out to a Sox game this year. Maybe Pete and Jim could take him up to Wrigley and he could sit behind a post. |
| 4:26
| Steve has the Lou Piniella press conference paused and so far he hasn't gone nuts. |
| 4:27
| Right now Bruce Levine is poised to ask a question that Steve feels will result in a tirade. Buzz knows what he's going to ask and it's the first step in the right direction. |
| 4:28
| Bruce Levine doesn't want to lose his place in the loser sportscaster flowchart to George Castle. |
| 4:29
| Lou has to be on beta blockers because he seems right on the verge of going berserk. |
| 4:30
| Buzz was expecting more from Lou after he heard the Bruce Levine question. It has an Ed Lynch feel to it. "Without you I don't have a job?!" |
| 4:31
| Bruce Levine has an irritating voice and frankly he's butt ugly and that's an insult to Steve's butt. |
| 4:32
| It seems like most athletes are pretty good-looking, they won the genetic lottery. It must be irritating to be questioned by people who are uglier than you. |
| 4:33
| OK, on to Steve's horse. The three finalists are Run it By Legal, That's How I Roll and Afternoon Pick Me Up. |
| 4:34
| Several people entered with the same names and then the finalists were selected at random. It's probably really irritating if you submitted the name first but didn't get selected but Steve is glad that enough people are thinking similarly and know what's going on around here. |
| 4:35
| Steve likes all the names and he's really glad his name isn't in any of them. |
| 4:36
| Steve's favorite name that they couldn't use was Engaging as Hell. You're not allowed to use hell or any other profanity because apparently horse racing is a family sport. |
| 4:37
| When Steve thinks of family oriented activities he thinks of Disney World and horse racing. |
| 4:44
| One of Steve's favorite parts of the Bruce Levine tape is the guy saying "you leave our clubhouse". Steve loves it when baseball players call it a clubhouse. |
| 4:45
| Twice between now and 7:00 when you hear Shaq saying "be careful what you wish for" be the tenth caller and you win two tickets for tomorrow's Heat at Bulls game. |
| 4:46
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 4:47
| James Gierczyk is working on getting better train service up to the New Buffalo area but so far he's run into some bureaucracy. |
| 4:48
| Song: A Horse With No Name, America |
| 4:52
| For 30 years Buzz has been thinking that was a Neil Young song. It sounds like Neil Young if he could sing on key. |
| 4:53
| Buzz always thought that was the least offensive-sounded Neil Young song. Turns out it's not Neil Young. |
| 4:59
| Caller Josh won two tickets for tomorrow's Bulls game. He was supposed to go to a kid's church thing with his wife but he'll have to take his brother to the game instead. |
| 5:00
| Josh is newly married so he has to set the rules early or it'll get away from him. |
| 5:01
| Steve's going to play Cheeseburger in Paradise while he gets the final fitting for his tux. He's been wearing his dress shoes all day to break him in but with the shorts he looks like an old man living in Florida. |
| 5:02
| Steve has the big Escoffier dinner coming up on Sunday so he can wear the tux for that and then for Pat's wedding in December. |
| 5:03
| Song: Cheeseburger in Paradise, Jimmy Buffett |
| 5:06
| It was like a NASCAR pit stop in the studio with Steve trying to get his tux on during that 2 minute and 52 second song. He should have played Stairway or something. |
| 5:07
| Buzz walked into the studio and felt like he was in Vegas. That's because Steve is Stevie Vegas now. |
| 5:08
| Steve doesn't know how to tie a bow tie so it's just hanging around his neck casually. Matt from Mark Shale has a surefire method for Steve to tie his tie. |
| 5:09
| Steve should lay on his bed and then Janet should stand above him by his head and tie the bow tie like she's tying her shoes. Janet will probably put her knee on Steve's throat on strangle him. |
| 5:10
| The other guys wanted Steve to make fun of Matt while he's on the air. Is he their boss or something? |
| 5:11
| Steve was told he'd be getting a clip-on bow tie. Matt wanted to give him a real one because that has more character. |
| 5:12
| Steve doesn't really care about that, this dinner is going to be a sausage fest. |
| 5:13
| This better be a good dinner but so far Steve's name was misspelled on the invitation and the head of the organization said he doesn't even know who he is. |
| 5:14
| The inside of the tux has a little tag that says it was exclusively tailored for Steve Dahl. |
| 5:16
| Steve cleans up very well, it's almost bringing a tear to Brian's eye. Steve's going to leave the tux on until Sunday, he could probably walk down Michigan Avenue and get lucky. Steve can't stop looking at himself in the tux. If he could do himself right now he would. |
| 5:17
| Steve was married in a tux but at the time the rental guys were not too kind of the big and tall gentlemen. There may have been an argument over what size he should wear. At Mark Shale Steve isn't fat, he's substantial. In some cultures being large is a sign of wealth and power. |
| 5:18
| Right now Steve is feeling that he's too cool for the Escoffier Society. Buzz thinks he'll feel the same way on Sunday. |
| 5:19
| Steve has a caller who wants to talk to Matt. He's got his own show now! Apologies in advance to Matt for all the sales guy who will be hurling their business cards at him when he leaves the studio. |
| 5:20
| Caller Steve is a big fan and whenever he rents a tux he has a problem with the shirts. Those tuxedo rental guys are really mean. |
| 5:29
| When Steve has to get dressed up for an event he dreads it for the entire time leading up the event. Then no good can happen. People say Steve cleans up nice but that makes him wonder what he looks like the rest of the time. |
| 5:30
| With a tux this nice, Steve really enjoys wearing it. He can't wait to put it on again on Sunday. |
| 5:31
| Maybe after the dinner Steve can go to Buzz's brothers-in-law's club in Schaumburg. Then he can mix it up with the beautiful people of Schaumburg. |
| 5:32
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:33
| Steve got several emails from David Hochberg last night about the confusing script for yesterday's live read. It's really hard to get to the porn when you have to sift through all the Hochberg emails. |
| 5:42
| Steve can't wait until he and Buzz roll out to the club in Schaumburg owned by Buzz's brothers-in-law. It'll be like Night at the Roxbury. |
| 5:43
| Caller John won two tickets for tomorrow's Bulls game. |
| 5:44
| We haven't done the headlines yet. Would Buzz like to combine the headlines and news into one big extravaganza? |
| 5:45
| The big story now is a shooting at the Johnson Space Center. The gunman is dead which is how Steve likes his gunmen. |
| 5:46
| According to early reports at least one hostage was killed by the gunman and another one was injured. |
| 5:47
| Virginia Tech has announced it will no longer hold press briefings because there is nothing left to say. |
| 5:48
| The parents and grandparents of Cho Seung Hui have been located and are alive. The grandparents are living in South Korea and were reportedly very upset by the entire thing. The grandfather said "the son of a bitch deserved to die" and the grandmother called him an idiot. |
| 5:52
| Rapper Cam'ron has said that he wouldn't do anything to help police officers, even if there was a serial killer living next door to him. |
| 5:53
| Steve is familiar with Cam'ron in name only. Apparently helping the police would hurt Cam'ron's record sales. |
| 6:00
| Live read: Jab Real Estate |
| 6:02
| Song: Saving Grace, Tom Petty |
| 6:06
| That song was shuffled to Steve today. He can't remember the other ones that were shuffled to him but he doesn't have time to play them. It was a stupid concept anyway. Why does Steve have to complicate things? |
| 6:07
| Steve's going to try to remember what songs get shuffled to him and play then when he can. If it's an embarrassing song he won't play it because he needs to maintain his cool. |
| 6:08
| Time for some sports |
| 6:09
| The Cubs lost 2-1 to the Cardinals today. A base running error by Ronny Cedeno killed a 9th inning rally. |
| 6:10
| Buzz noticed that Lou Piniella is stuttering during his postgame comments, is that where Pete is getting it from? |
| 6:11
| This Kirk Hinrich thing doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Steve's not a math wiz but it stands to reason that if your team is up 3-2 in a best of 7 series, you have a better chance of winning. |
| 6:12
| Padres pitcher David Wells claims umpire Doug Eddings rubbed his belly and called him fat during and argument in a game this week. So what? In an argument weight is going to be one of the first things that's mentioned. |
| 6:19
| There seem to be a lot of threats of violence at schools all across the country. It's getting hard to keep track of them. Plus today is the anniversary of the Columbine shootings. |
| 6:20
| They had a moment of silence on the Virginia Tech campus today but Steve thought they should have thrown in the Columbine thing too. |
| 6:21
| Live read: Rosalind Franklin |
| 6:22
| News with Buzz |
| 6:23
| Police have confirmed that a hostage and the gunmen from today's shootings at the Johnson Space Center were both killed. |
| 6:24
| Buzz doesn't know how many times the bells rung on the Virginia Tech campus but he culled three for posterity. It happened at noon so the bells probably ran 3 times. |
| 6:25
| The Dow finished at 12,962 today, another record day. |
| 6:26
| The Vermont Senate has passed a resolution calling for the U.S. Congress to impeach President Bush and Vice President Cheney. You'll want to get Cheney first otherwise you'll be stuck with him once Bush is gone. |
| 6:27
| Alec Baldwin has gone to court to stop the leak in the child custody case with his ex-wife Kim Basinger. His lawyer said that the only person who has access to the daughter's voicemail would be Basinger. |
| 6:28
| If the tape was entered as evidence isn't it public record? |
| 6:29
| Barbers in Iowa are calling John Edwards rumored $400 haircut ridiculous. Edwards supposedly got $400 haircuts in California and New Hampshire and a $200 haircut in Iowa. $400 for a haircut probably gets you a little something extra right? |
| 6:30
| Back to the Alec Baldwin thing, since they're in family court all evidence is sealed so it was probably leaked by someone else. |
| 6:31
| Steve went back and listened to that Alec Baldwin tape again last night and there's nothing really bad in there. |
| 6:32
| It doesn't seem like Alec Baldwin really wants custody of his daughter, he just doesn't want to lose to Kim Basinger. |
| 6:40
| Alec Baldwin said his kid was a great person on Larry King Live and yet he called her a pig. |
| 6:41
| You're better off not leaving messages in that situation because you've got the extremely bitter mom looking to take you down. It's great publicity for 30 Rock though. |
| 6:42
| Steve got mad at his TiVo last night because it didn't tape The Office. Then he realized it was a rerun and he apologized to his TiVo and took it out to breakfast this morning. |
| 6:43
| 30 Rock and Earl were both new so Steve just assumed The Office was new too, which is why he got mad at his TiVo. When you get mad at your TiVo it doesn't really do anything though, it just sits there. |
| 6:44
| Steve needs to find his music for the horse naming contest. This show is becoming very labor intensive for him today. |
| 6:45
| The first finalist in the horse naming contest is Run it By Legal, the second is That's How I Roll and the third is Afternoon Pick Me Up. |
| 6:46
| Text to 41059 with a 1 for the first name, 2 for the second and 3 for the third. Also don't email Steve with the name you're voting for. |
| 6:47
| Buzz will be doing his pizza experiment with Matt tonight. It's not exactly the vision he had for it though. Buzz's original plan was if he got a flavorless pizza he would rush it down here before 9:00 so Matt can taste it. |
| 6:48
| Matt has since had a flavorless pizza so Buzz doesn't have to rush it down here for him to taste. If Buzz gets a flavorless pizza tonight he'll call Matt and then they'll do a three-way call with the pizza place. |
| 6:49
| Matt has killed his own bit by being truthful because the fun part of it was Buzz rushing down here with the pizza. Now that he knows he doesn't have to do it, he won't. |
| 6:50
| The bit is not over but it's missing mad Buzz rushing down here with a pizza. Steve thinks they should call the pizza place even if it's good just to let them know what's been going on lately. |
| 6:51
| Matt should make sure to tell the guy at the pizza place that he's going on the air before he puts him on the air. As it turns out audio is the key component in any Illinois law. |
| 6:52
| There seems to be a loophole in the law because in the case of that sex tape in the principal's office, the person who made the tape can't get in trouble because there's no audio with the video. |
| 6:53
| Since the office is in a public school the principal doesn't really have a right to privacy. Buzz wouldn't hesitate to have sex in his office if he was given a chance. Jim is a very fetching young man but Steve does have a camera down there with no audio and he can read lips. |
| 6:54
| Steve has a DVD of the sex tape but he doesn't even want to watch it because there's no sound. Buzz wouldn't mind having a copy for his collection. |
| 6:55
| Steve had it all set up so his computer would speak his Thought for the Day in a robotic voice but it's not working. |
| 7:02
| Matt made it back in time for the show. It took him over 2 hours to get back from Antioch though. |
| 7:03
| Matt and Brendan have a lot going on in the next 24 hours. They've got their show tonight and then their show tomorrow. Then they head over to Roscoe Flats to do a live remote with David Hochberg. |
| 7:04
| After the live remote Matt and Brendan are going to the Bulls game because David Hochberg gave Matt tickets for his birthday. Brendan's never been to a Bulls playoff game so he's pumped. |
| 7:05
| Steve took the boys to the game in 1992 when they won their second championship. They rode to the game in Cub Shaver's RV and were shot at by looters. |
| 7:06
| Steve never played his Don Ho stuff but as it turns out he only has one interview that he can still play on the air. Steve promised a big Don Ho extravaganza but anyone who knows him knows that it was going to fall apart. |
| 7:07
| Frankly Steve's a little squemish saying Ho on the air anyway. |
