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| 2:02
| Stan and Terry's producer Bonnie is left handed. She does everything left handed. Steve didn't even know she had a right hand. |
| 2:03
| Steve has felt the private pain of being a lefty. It hurts like hell to use scissors because your fingers have to go in the small part. |
| 2:04
| Steve doesn't buy scissors so whoever buys them doesn't care about him. When he was a kid people would always take the scissors out of his left hand and put them in his right hand. |
| 2:05
| Steve's dad was born a lefty but when he was in school the tied his left hand behind his back and made him learn to be a righty. |
| 2:06
| Bonnie always had to sit in the righty desks with the righty spiral notebook. Maybe she could have had better SAT scores if she had a lefty desk. Steve probably have had higher SAT scores that way too but he didn't graduate high school. |
| 2:07
| Steve throws with his left hand but he bats righty. He doesn't golf but if he did he would also golf righty. Steve also plays guitar with his right hand. |
| 2:08
| Bonnie has a list of everyday devices that were made for righties including corkscrews and rotary phones. No one has rotary phones any more except Stan. He's probably in the Rotary Club too. |
| 2:09
| Steve remember something on rotary phones hurting his hands but he can't remember what. The main things that caused him pain were potato peelers and scissors but he has since learned to peel potatoes with his right hand. |
| 2:10
| Steve always tries to get the outside of the booth so he won't bump elbows with the person next to him who's eating with their right hand. People think he's just trying to be a jerk and not get in the booth but he also has a going problem and needs to get out a lot. |
| 2:11
| They say that lefties are more creative because they use the right side of their brain more. Steve's also a Scorpio so that means he's a creative sex maniac. |
| 2:12
| Steve was not waylaid by the immigration rally when he came in today. He's hoping for some good Mexican food vendors to be out and about. He could grab a few tacos before he heads down to the Atlantis Gentleman's Club. |
| 2:13
| Steve's not going to Atlantis to meet listeners tonight, just strippers. He wants to take it in and see what it's all about. |
| 2:14
| Originally it was being promoted as a personal appearance but that's not what it is. Steve has reached a level in his career-that he one day hopes to see Stan and Terry reach-where people pay him to go somewhere. |
| 2:15
| It's best not to think about being paid to go to a strip club. Sure Steve would go to a strip club for free but he's getting paid. He'll be rolling up in an Escalade because his car is in the shop again. |
| 2:16
| Steve got the loaner from Concierge Car Service. They wanted to give him a 300 but he's not Snoop Dog so he said no. He's Tony Soprano, he wants the black Escalade. |
| 2:17
| Steve finally called the manager of the Porsche dealer to talk to him about fixing the problem. Steve needed to hear that they would be replacing a major component of the car because on the drive back from Des Moines the entire electrical system shut down but the car kept going. That's not good. |
| 2:18
| Then Steve talked to the head mechanic who once again asked him what the car was doing. Steve's been over that with them several times already so he skipped right past it. |
| 2:19
| The most recent problem seems to have scared the dealer into actually fixing the problem. If it fails again and Steve is killed in an accident they probably worry about being sued for millions. |
| 2:21
| Song: On the Border, Eagles |
| 2:25
| Good choice Pete. Do we say Eagles, The Eagles or E-ag-lees. A lot of people would have gone with Immigration Man or Immigrant Song. Pete already played those two. |
| 2:26
| On the Border is a great Eagles album, you don't hear much from it. That album has your Tequila Sunrise, your James Dean and your Ol '55. James Dean is probably Buzz's favorite Eagles song. |
| 2:27
| Steve's pretty sure those songs are on that album. With iTunes we don't really have albums around here any more. Pete had to get that one of iTunes because our Eagles collection is pretty light. There was a time before iTunes when Steve would take a CD home and never bring it back. |
| 2:28
| Tequila Sunrise is not on On the Border but the rest of them are. Buzz's top three Eagles songs are James Dean, Life in the Fast Lane and Hotel California. |
| 2:29
| That was also a good montage that Pete put together for the big immigration march today. Steve doesn't see the point of it though since none of those people can vote. |
| 2:30
| Steve's plan with immigration is that he doesn't want to have to do his own yard work and he doesn't want to pay more than $1.79 for a taco. When Steve was in Des Moines the tacos were $1.29. |
| 2:31
| This whole immigration thing sort of seems like a game. People get in, they get caught and get sent back. Then they try to come back and get sent back. It gets really complicated when an illegal alien has a kid here becuase that kid becomes a U.S. citizen. Maybe they should change that. |
| 2:32
| It doesn't seem fair that you're doing something illegal and then demanding amnesty for it. Plus if you're an immigrant who actually went through the citizen process it doesn't seem fair that all these people get to take the easy way out. |
| 2:33
| Steve is sympathetic to the whole thing though. It just seems that having a kid here really complicates things. |
| 2:34
| Caller Kenny's sister went abroad and met her husband in Europe. He was British but they had a child in Germany. The child wasn't a German citizen though since neither of his parents were German. |
| 2:35
| Steve puts Kenny on hold because he's trying to go into a whole different debate about if we need immigrants. He sounded drunk too. Didn't Brendan hear that when he screened that call? |
| 2:36
| We do need immigrants in this country. Steve saw something on CNN about a guy in Texas who owns a ranch right near the Mexico border. He said it's really hard to find legal immigrants to work his ranch. |
| 2:37
| That might have been a bad screen on Brendan's part. Steve doesn't want to get into German immigration laws either. |
| 2:38
| Sure it pulls on Steve's heart strings that families are being broken up but that seems like an antiquated rule that goes back to Ellis Island. |
| 2:39
| That caller seemed to know he was caught and just hung up. Steve would have given him a prize anyway because it's not his fault he got caught up in a bad call screen. |
| 2:40
| Steve's lucky that he was born her but he doesn't know what else to do about it. Steve loves the whole Mexican experience but if people are here illegally what else can you do? |
| 2:49
| That's all Steve has to say about immigration. Does Pete have any more racist tapes to drag him back in or is the Dennis Miller tape all he has? |
| 2:50
| Steve assumed he blew his wad in the show open but then he plays the Dennis Miller tape, cha-cha. It wasn't really too racist although Steve hasn't heard much pro-Hispanic stuff coming out of Pete's studio. |
| 2:51
| Most of the stuff Pete has is smart-alecky but that's what he collects. |
| 2:52
| Steve would be interested in knowing what Luis Gutierrez really thinks about this whole thing. If time permits he could look at his website. |
| 2:53
| It seems like you should speak English in order to become a U.S. citizen but they'll give you the test in Spanish and several other languages. |
| 2:54
| Steve wants Mark Czerniec to look all this up because it seems too complicated. Gutierrez is interested in comprehensive immigration reform. If you're going to reform immigration you'd want it to be comprehensive. |
| 2:55
| Steve would have paid good money to see Dan Lipinski come out and address the crowds yesterday. He never did though. |
| 2:56
| It seems like the biggest problem with immigration is when your child is born here, making him/her and American citizen but the parent is not. |
| 2:57
| Luis Gutierrez calls himself a national leader and a tireless advocate for the immigrant community. He sort of sounds full of himself. |
| 2:58
| Gutierrez has "led efforts to prevent the break-up of immigrants' families" according to his website. |
| 2:59
| Steve remembers the whole baby Richard thing and it was heartbreaking. Of course his parents ended up getting divorced after the whole thing. |
| 3:00
| There's a Spanish word on the website that Steve doesn't know, ciudadanos. He really only knows present-tense Spanish. |
| 3:01
| That guy from earlier, Kenny, called back to say that he wasn't drunk he has a head cold. Still, who calls back to correct that? |
| 3:02
| Caller Adolpho wanted to let Steve know that ciudadanos means citizens. Gutierrez launched a campaign to help people become citizens. |
| 3:03
| Steve feels that changing the rule about kids born here becoming citizens would fix the entire thing. He doesn't know why he's not leading the entire world. |
| 3:04
| Has Buzz heard enough about Gutierrez? It doesn't seem like he's done that much although naturalizing 30,000 people is pretty good. |
| 3:05
| It seems like the whole thing is really complicated by people like Gutierrez though. Steve just read his agenda and he doesn't understand any of it and yet the guy is speaking at the rally today. |
| 3:06
| Buzz has done his best to try to understand this issue but it's like chasing your tail. That's why Steve feels his solution is genius. |
| 3:07
| Steve's solution doesn't cover the entire immigration thing but it covers a lot of it and Buzz is behind him 100% |
| 3:08
| The rally will probably be over before Steve has a chance to go down there and get some tacos from the vendors. He can get tacos anywhere though. |
| 3:15
| It's entirely possible that Dan Lipinski is qualified for his office but his dad did a whole backdoor deal to get him in there. He did get re-elected though. |
| 3:16
| Steve just doesn't like a guy who's that good-looking in office in his district because all the ladies gravitate to him. |
| 3:17
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 3:18
| Song: Mexico, Firefall |
| 3:23
| Steve found a bill that Luis Gutierrez is co-sponsor of, the McCain-Kennedy-Kolbe-Flake-Gutierrez Secure America and Orderly Immigration Act. |
| 3:24
| It gets pretty complicated but the basic idea is that you have to pay a minimum of $500, pass security and medical tests and prove you have a job in waiting in the U.S. to immigrate here. |
| 3:31
| Live read: Atlantis Gentlemen's Club |
| 3:32
| Steve can't help himself, he has to play the Atlantis clip every time he does this live read. Hail Atlantis! |
| 3:33
| Steve has heard some good things about Atlantis Gentlemen's club, he can't wait to see what it's like. |
| 3:34
| Atlantis has a full gourmet menu so Steve doesn't even need to worry about stopping for tacos. He hasn't seen any Mexican food on the menu though. |
| 3:35
| It's not too late for Buzz to come to Atlantis tonight though. Steve's going through the VIP entrance, just so everyone knows. His sole purpose is to be stripped for, not to meet other guys. He's not there to talk about the possibility of getting back together with Garry or what he thought about the Bears draft. It sounds like The U is a pretty fun place to hang out though based on that song. |
| 3:43
| Steve has another song he wants to play about Mexico since the show is being piped in at the rally. Not really but it doesn't look that big. |
| 3:44
| Buzz saw Soledad O'Brien was in town covering the rally for CNN. Is she covering the Hispanic angle or the Irish angle? She said there were tens of thousands at the rally. |
| 3:45
| Steve can't prove it but he thinks Commies are behind this entire thing. |
| 3:46
| Yesterday Steve and Buzz talked to Kerry Sayers from Comcast. She acts like a sports know-it-all and sort of pushes Steve around a bit. Buzz doesn't really see that. |
| 3:47
| How about all that stuff with Steve predicting the sweep? She was being difficult yesterday although Buzz thinks she wasn't able to grasp the prediction. |
| 3:48
| Steve thought this would just be a throw-away bit but Buzz is taking Kerry's side. Steve doesn't mind if she's difficult even though there isn't any benefit in it for him. |
| 3:49
| She said there were no baseball games last night but the Cubs were playing in Pittsburgh. How about Steve says she's bossy? Is that better for Buzz? |
| 3:50
| On the phone is Pat Boyle from Comcast. He blames all of this stuff on the sexual tension between Steve and Kerry. Steve feels more sexual tension when he's talking to Pat. |
| 3:51
| Both the Cubs and the White Sox are on Comcast tonight. The Cubs game starts at 6:00 but there could be a rain delay. If the game goes late then the Sox game will start on CLTV. |
| 3:52
| One other thing from yesterday. Steve said D-Wade looked like he was doing jazzercise with that danskin on his arm but she went crazy and told him not to say that, like he's Don Imus. |
| 3:53
| Buzz remembers coming to Steve's defense with the Bulls sweep prediction. Of course today it's like Love Story with him. |
| 3:54
| Steve can't wait to see Ben Wallace back in Detroit for the playoffs. A lot of people are making comparisons to the Michael Jordan Bulls and the Bad Boy Pistons but it's totally different. |
| 3:55
| The other big story is the Greg Olsen rap song. It seems like some irresponsible journalism, especially from the Sun-Times. Is this really a front page story? |
| 3:56
| If Steve's a white freshmen living on the seventh floor at The U he'd go ahead and do the hip-hop song just to fit in. It does seem to have some homoerotic overtones though, which Steve covered in his blog. |
| 3:57
| Pat would have come up with a better hip-hop song than G-Reg though. He wouldn't call himself P-At if he were doing a hip-hop song. |
| 3:58
| Greg Olsen takes a lot of pressure off of Urlacher too. Suddenly it's not as big of a deal that he had a few kids out of wedlock. |
| 3:59
| Of course Jay Mariotti is all sanctimonious about the whole thing, saying he thought the Bears would be drafting quality people. All the Bears want is quality football players. |
| 4:00
| Buzz hasn't heard the G-Reg hip-hop song but he probably doesn't need to. It's weird to hear guys rapping about their privates to each other or talking about sexual conquests that more than one of them were present for. |
| 4:06
| Steve doesn't really care about some hip-hop song that Greg Olsen did when he was 18. There's a big difference between 18 and 22 also. |
| 4:07
| When you ask a guy to play football, you're asking him to tap into the worst part of being a guy. People shouldn't be surprised that some people can't turn that off when they get back to the dorm room. |
| 4:08
| Buzz hasn't heard the song yet. Steve urges him to read the paper online instead of in print. Steve gets that no one is more ritualized than Buzz, except maybe a 90-year old man, but the online edition has the most up-to-date stuff on it. |
| 4:09
| The lyrics are pretty hardcore though. They'd probably even make Snoop Dogg do a double take. |
| 4:10
| The song almost seems like it's a warning to any dudes at The U who's girlfriends happen to live on the seventh floor. It's like, if they're up there it's all over for you. |
| 4:11
| Song: The Freshmen, The Verve Pipe |
| 4:21
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:22
| From coast-to-coast people are marching in favor of immigration reform. Among the people covering the rally in Chicago is Soledad O'Brien. We still don't know if she's covering the Hispanic angle or the Irish angle. |
| 4:23
| Today is the day that President Bush will veto the war funding bill. That should be done by tonight. Is it going to take him that long to sign his name? |
| 4:24
| Attention is turning to Rush Limbaugh, who's been playing a song called Barrack the Magic Negro on his radio show. He's also called Barrack Obama a "halfrican". |
| 4:25
| How does he get away with something like that? |
| 4:26
| Steve went back and watched some of that tape of the Abbate thing. In the one where the female goes back to talk the bartender, it seems like they're having a pretty friendly conversation. |
| 4:34
| On the phone is the voice of the White Sox, Ed Farmer. Ed thought that Erstad home run would be enough for the Sox but they lost. |
| 4:35
| Pete puts together Ed's opening and he seems to take some sick delight in finding great moments from games the Sox lost. |
| 4:36
| Pete denies those charges. Ed has to take another call right now. Pete didn't know where else to grab highlights from but the Sox lost Saturday and Sunday. |
| 4:37
| At least the Sox are over .500. Of course now they're the walking wounded with Jim Thome out. Who else is out? |
| 4:38
| Steve has a question for Ed but he's not sure if he can talk about it. Brian Anderson got sent down to triple A but Steve doesn't understand why they didn't just play him everyday. |
| 4:39
| It seems like the only way you're going to get good is to pay everyday. He was their #1 pick a few years ago but with Erstad he was going to be splitting starts. |
| 4:40
| The Sox brought up Luis Terrero who's also an outfielder. He can probably sit games once in a while. |
| 4:41
| The Sox haven't given up on Brian Anderson though. He's going to triple A to get some more at-bats. |
| 4:42
| It seems like Brian Anderson did something to make someone mad because they didn't go to him as their first option. Was it because he refused to change his batting stance? |
| 4:43
| Ed just wants Brian Anderson to go out there and play everyday, even if that means going back to the minors. Usually when guys are brought up and then get sent back down, they come back to the majors a different player. They're just happy to be back and have people take your luggage from outside your hotel door. |
| 4:44
| That has to be one of the best things about being in the majors. Whenever the team stays at a Four Seasons someone packs your bag for you. |
| 4:45
| In Seattle the team doesn't even land at the regular airport, they land at the Boeing Field a couple blocks from the stadium. Then they stay at the hotel downtown that has wood paneling in the rooms. |
| 4:46
| The Sox are on a 9 game road trip that ends next Thursday in Minnesota. It seems like they were just on the road before the three games against the Angels. |
| 4:47
| The weather is getting warmer right now so it should be nice when the Sox get back. Buzz has the grill fired up on some scaffolding that's hanging from the building. |
| 4:48
| Just a couple of weeks ago Steve was at the Sox game in that big Michelin Man jacket. It was really cold but Steve still managed to have a couple hot dogs. |
| 4:49
| Ed's going to toss Steve a caramel apple the next time he's at a game. Steve knows he'll catch it but if Mike Dahl's there he might biff it. The last time Ed threw a t-shirt down and Mike biffed that, then he missed a foul ball and almost got in the way of Steve catching a hot dog. |
| 4:50
| It was last year when Ed was in Seattle that Steve recommended the halibut cheeks. They were fantastic. |
| 4:51
| Every time AJ comes out onto the field he has his back pocket turned inside out. Steve always thought it was because he was keeping his batting gloves back there. He always wants to tell him about it. |
| 4:52
| It's actually a fine now if you have your pockets turned out while you're on the field. |
| 4:53
| Steve can't wait for Ed to dump Singleton so he can go on the road with him. |
| 4:54
| How sweet would it be to stay at the Four Seasons and have them pack your bag for you? |
| 4:55
| Buzz thinks he'd be a little freaked out by that. Steve's never seen Buzz do anything for himself, why would this be freaky? |
| 5:01
| Having someone carry your luggage appears to be one of the highlights of being in the majors. That would definitely be one of the highlights for Steve. |
| 5:02
| Song: Mexico, James Taylor |
| 5:05
| The show's being piped in at the rally so Steve wants to play the appropriate songs. |
| 5:06
| Live read: Balance for Life |
| 5:13
| Time for the 24 Report with Jeff Schwartz. BUDDY-GUH! Love your family! Hug them! |
| 5:14
| Steve doesn't want to talk about 24, it sucks. Jeff though it came back last night. Buzz liked the White House stuff. |
| 5:15
| If Steve doesn't want to talk about it that's OK with Jeff but the last cut he has might be one of the best things ever said on TV. Steve fell asleep before it ended. |
| 5:16
| If Steve's going to talk about 24 he'd at least like to do it in order. Buzz feels the episode was better than last week's at least. Jeff's worried that if Steve doesn't want to talk about 24 that he won't want to talk to him at all. |
| 5:17
| Steve likes talking to Jeff because it drives Drew nuts, plus it just reinforces how good his Jeff Schwartz impersonation is. |
| 5:18
| Buzz heard from Aimee, who read an article about 24, that the ending of the season will totally blow everyone away. |
| 5:19
| Steve feels that the season ended when Fayed died. Now you have the Ruskies involved but Steve fell asleep before all that happened. |
| 5:20
| In 20 hours of this season Jack Bauer has been captured 4 times. |
| 5:21
| In true 24 fashion, the VP's chief of staff has some boyfriend that came out of nowhere. Jeff thinks he's the product of a rewrite. They had some wild sex and then she had to take a bath. Meanwhile the guy downloaded everything from her phone. |
| 5:22
| Steve was awake for all that, he didn't see any wild sex though. Was Jeff just imagining that's what happened? If she had to take a shower after it must have been wild sex. |
| 5:23
| All this stuff is good but Steve can't pick up on a new storyline after Jack hung the terrorist from the metal chain. |
| 5:24
| Buzz actually has sympathy for the Powers Boothe character now. He's been made a cuckold. Don't you have to be married to be a cuckold? |
| 5:25
| Then they brought Secretary Heller back last night and he told Jack to stay away from Audrey. He said that everything he touches dies eventually. |
| 5:26
| Buzz couldn't believe that Heller was blaming Jack for what happened to Audrey. Jack was in China being tortured, it's not his fault. |
| 5:27
| It drives Drew crazy when Steve has Jeff on, it's fantastic. Buzz feels that the Jeff Schwartz impersonation is one of Steve's best. |
| 5:28
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:37
| Tyrone is checking in with some info about the immigration rally. Things are going alright. There are a lot of immigrants and people related to them along with a bunch of upper-middle class, rabble rousing do-gooders. |
| 5:38
| A lot of those do-gooders are Commies. It's really easy to be a Commie when you have a lot of money. Today is a May Day which is a Communist holiday. |
| 5:39
| It seems like there are a lot less people at the rally today than there were last year. A lot of these people seem to be professional protestors. |
| 5:40
| It seems like the people who are most affected by all this are too busy to be at the rally. |
| 5:41
| Tyrone was thinking of setting the choptater down in Grant Park and trying to find a taco. He was born and raised here so he doesn't have to worry about any of this. |
| 5:42
| No matter what Tyrone does he can't be deported. He could be put in jail for life, he could be executed but he can't be deported. |
| 5:43
| Tyrone understands that there's someone on the ground at the rally who's going to report on what's unfolding. |
| 5:44
| Tyrone was going to set his choptater down and get a taco but instead he's going to talk to Frijole Joe just to prove that a black man can talk to a Mexican man. |
| 5:45
| Frijole Joe is live in Grant Park at the rally. Tyrone can not understand a thing he's saying, he needs to talk right into the phone. |
| 5:46
| Joe reports that things are just rapping up and people are dispersing in an orderly fashion. Thanks for checking in. |
| 5:47
| Frijole Joe is the son of immigrants, which is what his sign says. Are his parents here illegally? Tyrone's gonna drop a dime on them and try to get the finder's fee. |
| 5:48
| Joe did see Soledad O'Brien and she's looking fine. He tired to ask her if she's covering the Hispanic angle or the Irish angle but she just looked at him and didn't answer. |
| 5:49
| Joe's actually stalking Soledad, she's in a Corner Bakery right now having a sandwich. He could put in a good word for Buzz although it probably wouldn't be a good word. |
| 5:50
| Soledad used to host the morning show on CNN but that Miles O'Brien brought her right down. He's not even her brother or her husband either. |
| 5:51
| Soledad is also the name of a prison in California where Tyrone did some time during his Black Panther days. |
| 6:00
| Soledad was really laboring to explain the process of reporting from the immigration rally. If Steve wanted to know all that technical stuff he'd go to an NAB convention. |
| 6:01
| Buzz isn't used to hearing Soledad in the field, she sounded sort of shrill. She might have been shouting over the noise but Steve can see what he's saying. |
| 6:02
| She was getting way too technical though, there must have not been too much to talk about at the rally. It's just walking and a bunch of stuff that's way too complicated to get people to understand. |
| 6:03
| Live read: Atlantis Gentlemen's Club |
| 6:04
| Steve's officially tired of the the Atlantis song. Steve understands the club is quite high line and he'll be there tonight to check it out. |
| 6:05
| Buzz can't wait for Steve's detailed report tomorrow. Steve can't wait to compile it. |
| 6:06
| Buzz would like to think there are things that happen at Atlantis that Steve won't want to share with anyone. He's no Greg Olsen, that's all he'll say. |
| 6:13
| News with Buzz |
| 6:14
| President Bush has vetoed the war funding bill, as promised. |
| 6:15
| The U.S. government reportedly bought Cuban cigars, hair-dye and clothing for Saddam Hussein when he was in captivity. |
| 6:17
| It's been less than a month since Don Imus was fired for making racial remarks on the air. Now Rush Limbaugh is under fire for playing a parody song called Barrack the Magic Negro on his show. |
| 6:18
| Steve has more about the Obama thing. While Obama is running to become the first African-American president, some are also saying that he's running for an equally important unelected office, the "Magic Negro". |
| 6:19
| The "Magic Negro" is a figure of folk culture, coined in the 20th century. According to Wikipedia the term is defined as a man who " has no past, he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist." |
| 6:20
| Actors including Sidney Poitier, Morgan Freeman, Scatman Crothers, Michael Clarke Duncan, Will Smith and Don Cheadle have embodied the mainly cinematic figure. |
| 6:21
| So there is some sort of basis for this term that Limbaugh is using in pop culture. Steve's not saying the song isn't racist though since he hasn't heard it. |
| 6:30
| Back to the news room with Buzz |
| 6:31
| Bad news from Hollywood. Newhart sidekick Tom Poston has died at the age of 85. He's survived by his wife Suzanne Pleshette. |
| 6:32
| Steve has the Barrack Obama song. He's not saying what Limbaugh is doing is right or wrong but he didn't just make it up. |
| 6:33
| It seems like this is a conservative talking point. Barrack does assuage white guilt and for a lot of people it seems like he just came out of nowhere. |
| 6:34
| This song sounds like something the Jerky Boys would do. Is that how the whole thing sounds? |
| 6:35
| Steve's going to visit Limbaugh's website just to make sure he's playing the right one. There sure is a lot of stuff on there. |
| 6:36
| Caller Jeff heard that the song is supposed to sound like Al Sharpton through a megaphone. |
| 6:37
| That Tina is really fast on the pick up when Steve puts the caller on hold. Maybe she just has normal reaction time, compared to Brendan. |
| 6:38
| Mark Czerniec says that a lot of the Limbaugh site is members only, not unlike the kind of jacket he wears. |
| 6:39
| The next version Steve plays is completely different. That doesn't sound like Al Sharpton through a megaphone. Maybe this isn't a good idea. |
| 6:40
| The song seems to be based on the LA Times, which is what Steve was just reading. It's Al Sharpton complaining about Barrack being the Magic Negro. Rush probably won't get in trouble for that. |
| 6:48
| The Illinois House easily passed a public smoking ban, it's now up to Blago to sign it into law. |
| 6:49
| Blago said he's likely to sign it but wants to look at the details of the ban first. That's probably a good idea for him on all laws he signs. |
| 6:50
| Can they ad something to that law to make people who smoke in front of buildings go to a certain area so Steve doesn't have to walk through it? |
| 6:52
| The estranged wife of New Jersey Governor James McGreevey was on Oprah today to talk about her relationship with the openly gay politician. |
| 6:53
| McGreevey's wife believes her ex-husband was bi-sexual because he was married twice, had 2 kids and she never saw him checking out other men. |
| 6:54
| Sometimes powerful guys just go gay for something different to do. |
| 7:01
| Oprah wasn't really doing a great job of clearing up what McGreevey's wife was trying to say but it didn't sound that cowardly. |
| 7:02
| Matt and Brendan haven't been on the air for a while. They were off on Friday and last night but they did a show on Saturday morning. It's a good thing that Matt went salary and not by show. |
| 7:03
| Steve's off to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club. He's working hard to support the family, work, work, work. |
| 7:04
| Matt and Brendan are doing an appearance at Atlantis next week, it might be the same deal that Steve has. |
| 7:05
| Steve will make sure it's not the same deal he has. They are getting some funny money. They should be getting paid to go though, they're young and just starting out. |
| 7:06
| Hopefully Steve has a cone of silence around him tonight. He doesn't need some stripper telling Matt how dirty he is. |
