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| 2:03
| Terry keeps saying Yak-Zies with the long A but Steve is pretty sure it's short A. Isn't Stan in there to correct him? |
| 2:04
| Earlier today Stan corrected Terry about the name of a movie but he was wrong. Since then he's sort of dialed it down a bit. |
| 2:05
| Terry took the sponge off his mic and he's a P popper which is driving Steve nuts. Stan took his off for a while because he didn't like how it sounded and then Terry followed his lead. |
| 2:06
| The engineers made some tweaks to the studio so Stan put his back on but Terry's is still off. Steve went in there yesterday during Matt's show and he was riding bareback. |
| 2:07
| Steve did like the way he sounded in Stan and Terry's studio last night. Sometimes your ears get weary hearing your own voice for 5 hours. |
| 2:08
| Steve is pretty sure it's Yak-Zies with a short A, don't we have a promo running for it? We probably should if we don't, Steve will bring that up in his next brainstorming session. |
| 2:09
| Stan was wondering if he had a brainstorming session everyday. Stan always acts like he knows everything about Steve but he doesn't know anything recent about him. |
| 2:10
| The name Yak-Zies comes from the Polish phrase for hello, how are you, jak sie masz. The owner's third son couldn't jak sie masz, it came out yak-zies. |
| 2:11
| When they opened the first Yak-Zies on Diversey people told them a basement location would not work. So they named it Yak-Zies. |
| 2:12
| Matt Dahl says that him and his DePaul friends say Yak-Zies with the long A sound. Steve's just looking forward to getting some wings. |
| 2:13
| Stan's looking forward to making a big pile of chicken wing bones. That sounds appetizing. |
| 2:14
| There's a part of Steve that thinks he'll take the Red Line to Wrigleyville next Friday but he knows he won't. He can get it right downtown though. |
| 2:15
| Steve has to take a car because he needs to get back down here after the show for his date with Pete at the Arcade Fire show. Steve is leaning towards trying to get aisle seats for himself and Pete. |
| 2:16
| Jim kid might have aisle seats, maybe they could swap. Or Steve will just take his tickets too, that's sort of like a swap. |
| 2:17
| Steve and Pete probably won't be getting dinner beforehand because they'll be doing drugs. They'll need something to help them talk to each other. |
| 2:18
| They went to the Sox game last year and didn't say more than 10 words to each other. They still had a good time though. |
| 2:19
| Terry's going to the Sox game tomorrow with Steve's tickets. Terry actually wrote him a check this time but he should cash it quick. |
| 2:20
| Stan is surprised Terry's wife let him go to the game since they're looking to buy a house. She's got the money gripped a little tighter than Terry likes. |
| 2:30
| Song: Thank You Mom, Good Charlotte |
| 2:35
| That's for Mother's Day right? Is that in lieu of flowers for Pete's mom? |
| 2:36
| There's that one ad running on the station where you only have to spend $10 and get your mom a bunch of stuff. That might be another way to go. Or he could just burn her a CD of this. |
| 2:37
| Steve is trying to clear his brain from talking to Stan and Terry, those two are a handful. They're both going in different directions on their show. It's like there are two different shows going on at the same time. |
| 2:38
| Stan knows all this stuff but nothing about what's happening now. Steve doesn't want to talk about something Sky Daniels said in 1980. |
| 2:39
| Steve is driving to Des Moines tomorrow and hopefully all the problems his car was having were fixed. Driving seems easier than flying since the entire downtown area is a ghost town on the weekend and there's ample parking. |
| 2:40
| Steve had a rental car while his car was in the shop but he was having some trouble working the radio yesterday. He was trying to get to WBBM-AM but he couldn't get past whatever station Dennis Miller is on. |
| 2:41
| Steve found it enjoyable but he didn't want to listen to it for much longer because he was worried he'd use some of his stuff. Dennis got very political very quickly though. Call Steve old fashioned but he likes his comedians to be funny. |
| 2:42
| Steve was looking for a traffic report yesterday because of the Cubs game. He has decided from now on that if there is a Cubs game he's going to assume there's traffic. |
| 2:43
| No one has been in the car with Steve when he takes his Clark Street-to-Lower Wacker shortcut. Whoever sees it is going to be really impressed though. |
| 2:44
| Steve knows all the pitfalls of Lower Wacker so he can really get through there quickly. The new part of Lower Wacker is really nice but the old part really needs to be fixed. Steve has no idea how they're going to shut that thing down either. |
| 2:45
| If you know your way around the old part it's fine but sometimes you see a minivan with out-of-state plates that looks like it's never going to find it's way out. |
| 2:46
| Caller Ray would like Steve to pick Ben Wallace up on Saturday and get him to the game on time. Last night he was late to one of the most important games of the year. |
| 2:47
| Steve got sucked into the Bulls game last night even though he didn't want to. Turns out they only had one great quarter in them. People were booing the team by the end of the game. |
| 2:48
| They should just cancel the game on Saturday but they probably can't do that. Steve won't be around to see it and he's glad about that. |
| 2:49
| The game is actually on Sunday which means Steve will be around. He'll do his best to avoid it though. There's no way the Bulls will win on Sunday and Steve is usually very optimistic about this kind of stuff. |
| 2:50
| Do we really want the Bulls to get to the Finals yet? Steve can speak from personal experience with the Sox, be careful what you wish for. After the Sox won the World Series there was a shrieking nothingness. |
| 2:51
| Ray is very animated, it's like talking to a cartoon. He better not be giving Steve lip from the audience at the show next Saturday. |
| 2:52
| All the tickets for the show are free, Steve just thought it would be better that way. People seem to want tickets but his nightmare is still that no one will show up. |
| 2:58
| That Jim Gray is a troublemaker, he's the national version of Bruce Levine. His job is to ask the questions no one else wants to ask. |
| 2:59
| Ben Wallace was already late to the game, what's the point of Jim Gray delaying him further by asking why he's late? |
| 3:00
| Steve has a story that he's been sitting on all week. Well, not sitting on otherwise it would be too wrinkled. |
| 3:01
| This is a fireworks story that Steve saw on May 8th. Before he does the story Brendan has the correct pronunciation for Yak-Zies. |
| 3:02
| Brendan called Yak-Zies and they say it with a short A sound, like Yahtzee. Although if you're in there before, during or after a Cubs game you don't care how it's pronounced. It's a good place to stumble into. |
| 3:03
| On to the fireworks story. Tyler Delves once set a bonfire behind his house that was so big it attracted firefighters. |
| 3:04
| Tyler Delves lived the way he died over the weekend at a bachelor party. He was killed when illegal commercial grade fireworks exploded in his face as he was trying to figure out why they didn't go off. |
| 3:05
| The same thing happened to Buzz on Saturday only the fireworks didn't blow up in his face. He found a firework in his house and went out into the yard with Piper to light it. |
| 3:06
| After lighting it the firework didn't go off. Buzz had to restrain Piper from running towards it and he waited for a half an hour before picking it up. |
| 3:07
| This story certainly isn't funny because Steve has been in a similar situation. One summer Steve purchased a small arsenal of fireworks from a place in Indiana. It was a board with a bunch of tubes and the tubes had fireworks in them. |
| 3:08
| Steve was overarmed and overserved, but he was still thinking safety when he put the board on the edge of the spa in his pool. |
| 3:09
| Unfortunately the board was bigger than the strip of wall that it was on so as they started to go off the board started wobbling and shooting fireworks in all directions. |
| 3:10
| At that point Steve had no choice but to ride it out but everyone else ran inside. |
| 3:11
| They also have these giant cardboard tubes with a charge in them. They have names like Rebel Yell with cool graphics, they're totally irresistible. Steve lit one that didn't go off so Steve decided to walk over and look in the tube. Luckily Pat go there first and kicked it into the pool. If your firework doesn't go off there's nothing you can do. Unless you're a fireworks expert you won't fix anything. The only thing that can happen is the firework going off in your face. |
| 3:19
| Back to the fireworks story. It says that Tyler Delves, after setting his giant bonfire that attracted firefighters, posed for a photo with them, showing his crooked smile. |
| 3:20
| What's a crooked smile? Is that just a nice journalistic way of saying he has bad teeth? |
| 3:21
| Delves had been at a bachelor party at a sports bar near his home in Downers Grove. He watched the Bulls game from the bar and then went home to have a bonfire and light off some fireworks. He would have been better off dying before the game. |
| 3:22
| The first round of fireworks went off as expected but after the second ones flamed out Delves approached one of the tubes, picked it up and looked into the cylinder. |
| 3:23
| If your fireworks don't go off get the hose and douse them or get a really long stick and push it away. Looking into the firework tube will do nothing to fix the problem. |
| 3:24
| No autopsy will be performed but a toxicology test will look for traces of drugs or alcohol in Delves' body. What's the point of that? Is he going sue himself? |
| 3:25
| DuPage county authorities said it's investigation into the incident is ongoing and would not say if they will press charges. Who are they going to press charges again? |
| 3:26
| The only bombs at a bachelor party should be the ones on the strippers. |
| 3:27
| If you're 24 and your trademark is building backyard bonfires, you need to sit down and rethink things just a little. |
| 3:28
| Steve doesn't think his obituary is going to be this long. So far not one person has called this guy an idiot. |
| 3:29
| If the firework doesn't go off looking in the tube will do nothing. It's not like there's a fireworks repair kit you can use to fix it. |
| 3:30
| Were these fireworks leftover from the Fourth of July or did they make a run for the bachelor party? Steve's thinking the made a run to Indiana. Everything in there is irresistible. It's also hard to resist looking in the tube when the firework doesn't go off. |
| 3:31
| That must be an instinct that's coded in people's DNA. The firework doesn't go off and you immediately want to look in. Plus if you're drinking your timing is a bit impaired. |
| 3:32
| Steve really wants to know if the bachelor ended up getting married. |
| 3:40
| Garry Meier probably wishes he had the tape of the guy talking about his fireworks accident. That was one of his and Steve's prized tapes. |
| 3:41
| Bob and Ron will be out at the Stadium Sports Club in Rolling Meadows tonight to give away tickets to the Steve Dahl and the Dahlfins show next Saturday. |
| 3:42
| Matt and Brendan will be at Time Out West in Hangover Park tomorrow night from 10-midnight. |
| 3:43
| Song: Fireworks, Plain White T's |
| 3:46
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 3:53
| It's Dog Day at The Cell tonight. You can bring a dog but they only let a certain number in and you have to arrange it beforehand. Steve's talking about the four-legged dogs here. |
| 3:54
| The ladies are looking better at The Cell but it's still no Wrigleyville. |
| 3:55
| On the phone is Gail Fischer from Comcast Sportsnet. Dog day seems a bit early this year, don't they usually have it in July or August? Maybe they want to get it out of the way before it's too hot and stinky. |
| 3:56
| Mike Dahl was an intern for the White Sox a couple years ago and one of his jobs was to set up the area where the dogs could go to the bathroom. |
| 3:57
| The Sox are on the main Comcast channel and the Cubs are on CLTV for their game in Philly. |
| 3:58
| Steve watched the Bulls game in HD last night. It really seemed like they were going to win the game but he was crestfallen. It's probably over now. |
| 3:59
| Gail couldn't figure out this Ben Wallace thing. He was late for the most important game of the year and he didn't want to talk about it. |
| 4:00
| Gail just didn't like the attitude Ben was copping with the reporters who asked him why he was late. |
| 4:01
| The Bulls offered players hotel rooms on game day for the playoffs so there's really no reason to be late. |
| 4:02
| Gail was wondering what Steve and Buzz thought about banning alcohol in the clubhouse. Buzz won't miss it, he gets his drinks elsewhere. |
| 4:03
| Steve thinks it's an overreaction. If a player has a drinking problem the team should address that. |
| 4:04
| It doesn't seem like Kenny Williams is going to ban alcohol from the White Sox clubhouse. Steve wants his Sox to be able to drink. At least the Cubs have somewhere to go after the game, there's nothing around The Cell. |
| 4:05
| If Steve were a baseball player and he was drinking he'd take limos everywhere. He'd be able to afford it and he wouldn't want to deal with the hassle. |
| 4:13
| Ben Wallace wasn't so late that he missed the game last night so what's the big deal? Buzz gets here right before the show starts and then eats a sandwich, it's not like there are people interviewing him about that. |
| 4:14
| Jim brought the audio in for the headlines. He didn't tell Steve he was bringing audio in though. Unless he's going to come in and mime that he's bringing the audio in he needs say something. |
| 4:15
| Steve processes audio so if someone tells him something he'll hear it. Jim seemed to get that and then they chatted about Looptopia. Jim's going to see The Ponys. Steve didn't know they had ponies there. |
| 4:16
| Buzz heard it's going all night long but he has no idea what else goes on. That will all be covered during Buzz's special Looptopia report which he's preparing for later in the show. |
| 4:17
| Steve could probably just look that info up right now. That would save Buzz the trouble of his special report. Looptopia's website says from dusk to dawn. Sounds good! |
| 4:18
| News with Buzz |
| 4:19
| Terrorists are reportedly planning an attack on US military or tourists in Germany. |
| 4:20
| Fires are raging through California's Catalina Island. Governor Arnold Schwarzanegger says the fires are 10% contained. |
| 4:21
| Also, a new deal is in the works for another Terminator movie although probably not starring Arnold. He can't be the Terminator and the governor although Steve has the feeling his term will be terminated soon. |
| 4:22
| Today is graduation day at Virginia Tech. The images of the students killed in last month's shootings will be shown on the Jumbotron in the stadium. |
| 4:23
| Sting and his wife Trudy have been found guilty of mistreating their pregnant chef by an employment tribunal in Great Britain. |
| 4:33
| Steve has all the information about Looptopia. Get Loopy! At 5:00 PM local dance group Brickheads kicks things off at 1 South Dearborn. |
| 4:34
| Also at 5:00 a six hour dance party starts at the old Carson Pirie Scott store. Steve has no idea what he's saying here. |
| 4:35
| The Art Institute will be open until midnight for the final night of the Cezanne to Picasso exhibit. General admission is free but the exhibit is $18. |
| 4:36
| Looking to meet a cute artsy tape? At 6:45 head over to The Plaza at Chase Tower to see Monika Ekks' 30-minute comedy Who Gets the Privilege of Disappointing Me Next? The show blends poetry, stand-up and romantic ponderings, not unlike what Steve and Buzz do here everyday. |
| 4:37
| Buzz wants to know what happens later on tonight. At 1:15 AM Canada-based artist Shaw-Ham Liem aka I Am Robot Proud performs at the Claudia Cassidy Theater. It sounds like the city is on acid. |
| 4:38
| Buzz might want to get back down here at 2:00 AM for film screenings of Earth vs. the Flying Saucers and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. |
| 4:39
| This sounds pretty cool although there's nothing here that really interests Steve except the idea of young women being up all hours of the night. |
| 4:40
| Song: Dig a Pony, The Beatles |
| 4:44
| Steve didn't have any music by The Ponys who Jim kid is going to see tonight. Steve calls down to Jim's office. |
| 4:45
| Jim says Pete has some Ponys CDs. After yesterday's song Steve doesn't think we'll be going to Pete for a while. He has gotten so much hate mail about that song. |
| 4:46
| Jim thinks Steve would like The Ponys, they're a little faster paced than the song from yesterday. It sounds like Jim is vying to replace Pete in the Music Snob Corner. It's like NASCAR, Jim's been drafting and now he's going to pass Pete up. |
| 4:47
| Steve got 10 emails about that song yesterday which is a lot for a song that starts off the show. He only got one after the whole Virginia Tech thing. |
| 4:48
| Pete is standing by his song selection. Steve and Buzz will not back him up though, they've pushed him out of the car and are leaving him by the roadside. |
| 4:49
| One thing that did come out of that song is that a lot of people who emailed Steve feel bad for Pete and understand why he can't get laid. He needs to be more like Jim. Jim seems to take all the good music that Pete likes and eschews the bad stuff like that song from yesterday. |
| 4:50
| Steve will give Pete the Arcade Fire, he told him to check them out on SNL and he did and he liked them. But SNL or Letterman or Conan is about as far as he'll go. |
| 4:51
| Caller Steve is entering the Miss Looptopia beauty pageant. It's actually a guys in drag competition. Some of the guys are in drag and some are girls who look like guys in drag. |
| 4:52
| Is caller Steve gay? Because Steve is looking to start a gay section at the Cubby Bear North. |
| 4:53
| Steve dresses in drag mostly for plays. He's not a good-looking woman so if a play calls for a guy dressed as a woman who doesn't look attractive, call him. He doesn't go for the Dolly Parton or Diana Ross drag look. |
| 4:54
| Steve feels he would make a great Dolly Parton. |
| 4:55
| Caller Steve is entering the pageant as Miss Lower Wacker. Steve loves Lower Wacker! This Looptopia thing doesn't sound that bad. |
| 5:02
| When you hear the dolphin noise during the commercial be the 10th caller to see Steve Dahl & the Dahlfins with special guest Buzz Kilman at the Cubby Bear North next Saturday. |
| 5:03
| Matt and Brendan were at Emerald Isle last night on Northwest Highway in Chicago. How do they give out tickets? Was there a good turnout? Were people excited to see Steve? |
| 5:04
| Brendan says no but Steve was talking about people excited to see the concert. That's a real downer though. Brendan is not telling a good story. |
| 5:05
| Matt Dahl is on the phone. The appearance went great and there were a lot of people excited to see Steve in concert. |
| 5:06
| Matt says there was upwards of 25 people there to get tickets. That's no better than what Brendan said! The Cubby Bear holds 1200 people! |
| 5:07
| Were they just giving tickets to whoever asked for them or did they have to go around and give them out. Were people saying they didn't want them? |
| 5:08
| Last night was a bad night to give tickets away because of the Bulls game. Matt and Brendan didn't start their thing until after the game was over. Why are these things starting at 10:00? Can't Bob and Ron start at 8:00 tomorrow? |
| 5:09
| Bob and Ron actually called someone at the station to ask how they were going to get to their appearance in Rolling Meadows. They thought we'd be providing a car or something. |
| 5:10
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:17
| Ed Farmer was talking about the Dahlfins but that was from a few years ago. He wasn't talking about the upcoming show, yet. |
| 5:18
| Pete feels that Ed will talk about the show now that he's back in town and the Buzz is building. Steve's not worried, Matt and Brendan were out on a Thursday night. Plus who would want to see Matt and Brendan? |
| 5:19
| Steve's driving out to Des Moines tomorrow for some more rehearsals with The Nadas. Conceptually it's a very romantic vision. Someone remind Steve to put some mosquito repellent on though. |
| 5:20
| Steve got three mosquito bites on above his eye and after scratching and squeezing them it looked like he'd bee in a fight. Buzz has been monitoring the progress of those bites since Steve came back. |
| 5:21
| Steve also had some bites on his head which he thought were spiders in his hotel room but they were probably mosquitoes at he malt shop. That's a good album name, Mosquitoes at the Malt Shop. It could also be a good song about going to Des Moines. |
| 5:22
| Steve is excited to drive to Des Moines because his car has been fixed. Now he can drive at high rates of speed. He also needs to grab 5 CDs to put in his changer because the radio is sparse out there. |
| 5:23
| All the music you hear in the promos for the show next week was from the first rehearsal. Steve's hoping to get some Nadas songs in the promos next week. |
| 5:24
| Song: Listen Through the Static, The Nadas |
| 5:27
| Steve's going to take a break and then he'll discuss what bit him. It's not just a mosquito, it's a buffalo gnat. |
| 5:33
| Buzz said that he'd been monitoring Steve's bites and felt they were more than mosquito bites. Steve thought the same thing. |
| 5:34
| Buffalo gnats are a type of black fly that has hatched in unusual numbers in Central Illinois and Iowa. |
| 5:35
| The saliva of buffalo gnats causes an allergic reaction that leaves red, itching welts on people. That's Steve! |
| 5:36
| The gnats have driven golfers from golf courses in Central Illinois and have also killed some poultry. Illinois does not have a large poultry industry, which is what drew Steve here. |
| 5:37
| In the Google search for buffalo gnats it says they're in Iowa as well as Idaho, Kentucky and Louisiana. This is probably what bit Steve. |
| 5:38
| Steve would like to see an actual article about buffalo gnats in Iowa, just so he can ask The Nadas what the deal is when he's in Des Moines tomorrow. |
| 5:39
| Steve was just standing there at Schnooky's, not even getting any ice cream being eaten alive by buffalo gnats and talking to the mayor of Des Moines. |
| 5:40
| Steve asked Pete to find him some music by The Ponys and he has been less than forthcoming. He can't wait to play his bad music but now that Steve wants something he likes he won't give it to him. |
| 5:41
| Does Pete no longer like The Ponys because they're playing Loopapalooza and Jim's going? Did Jim not invite him? Remember when The Plain White T's asked Pete who listens to this show and he said "nobody". |
| 5:42
| Actually they asked him for the show's demographic and he said adults 25-54. Buzz can imagine him saying "nobody" though. |
| 5:43
| Then Pete had them do a sound check on the broken microphone. Steve was so worried that mic would surface yesterday when Michael McDermott was here. He hasn't thrown it out yet either, he's going to have John Valenta look at it. He'll probably fix it right after he fixes the studio door. |
| 5:48
| Steve can't believe Buzz didn't launch an investigative report about his mosquito bites. Instead he just sat there gaping at his wounds. Buzz was actually preparing material for his demise, he was going to get a great send-off. |
| 5:49
| Caller Jerry was just golfing on a course near the Illinois/Iowa border and there was a warning sign for buffalo gnats. He was still bitten up. |
| 5:50
| Steve has found some articles about buffalo gnats in Iowa. Steve recommends the Benadryl roll-on stick. |
| 5:51
| Steve's bringing one of those with him tomorrow long with a can of peanuts from the Steve Dahl & Co. commissary. |
| 5:52
| Jerry had a really loud kid in the back of his car and now Steve can't hear him. Did he kill him like Alan Alda on the last episode of M*A*S*H? |
| 6:00
| Caller Mike had a M*A*S*H correction for Steve. Hawkeye advised the mother on the bus to shut up a chicken and then the mother killed her baby. In his mind he thought he was telling her to kill a chicken. |
| 6:01
| Steve just remembers Hawkeye having a bathrobe on for most of the last episode. |
| 6:02
| Time for some sports before we get to the news. Did Pete ever give Steve's sportscast from the other day the Mike Adamle treatment? |
| 6:03
| Pete tried to put a montage together but it wasn't as bad as he thought. Steve got an email from some guy who said that Steve had a lot of nerve making fun of Mike Adamle after that. |
| 6:04
| Pete actually tried to make it worse just for effect. So far it doesn't sound that bad. |
| 6:05
| OK maybe some of it is Adamle-esque. It wasn't a full effort on his part but he'll try to do better. |
| 6:06
| The Bulls are now down 3 games to none in the Eastern Conference semifinals to the Pistons. No NBA team has ever come back from a 3-0 lead in a best of 7 series. |
| 6:07
| Brendan wrote in the sports that Jon Garland is starting for the Cubs tonight, but he's on the White Sox. It just shows how biased Brendan is, he has Cubs on the brain. |
| 6:08
| Miami Dolphin Ricky Williams tested positive for marijuana in April meaning he won't be able to apply for reinstatement until September. Buzz wants to see marijuana legalized just so Ricky Williams can play again. |
| 6:17
| Pete is really mean to Mike Adamle. His montages are evil. Steve is no Mike Adamle though. |
| 6:18
| Tyrone's checking in with some traffic, he is a cool breeze flying with a wine cooler. It's Friday baby! |
| 6:19
| You can't get off the Tri-State at 95th Street going North or South. A stolen car incident in Hickory Hills wounded a police officer. That's a major inconvenience, a lot of people get off there. |
| 6:20
| Isn't Pete from that area? He was circumcised at the Saber Room right? |
| 6:21
| Tyrone is gonna try and float by the Looptopia but he's going to the Sox game and a lot of times he meets ladies there. They think he's a former player because he keeps in shape. |
| 6:22
| News with Buzz |
| 6:23
| Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is saying that a fire raging through Catalina Island is 10% contained. Steve used to go there in the summertime as a kid. |
| 6:24
| There's really only one area on the island where people live, Avalon. The rest is pretty mountainous. Steve and his family used to fly over on a sea plane it was pretty sweet. |
| 6:25
| It's graduation day at Virginia Tech. Former Commander General John Abizaid will give the commencement address and the images of the people killed in last month's shooting will be shown on a large screen. That sounds depressing. |
| 6:27
| Opie & Anthony are under fire for comments made on their XM show. A homeless man who was a guest said that he would like to have sex with Condi Rice. |
| 6:28
| Steve wants a homeless guy on his show to say crazy things. O & A are on XM, who cares what they do? |
| 6:30
| Tonight Chicago will be holding the first ever Looptopia, the first all-night celebration of it's kind in the country. |
| 6:31
| The event is already under way and will run until 5:00 AM. Their website has been down all day which is probably a good sign. |
| 6:32
| Buzz is very excited for this event, it's a good thing for Chicago. He will not be attending it but he is sanctioning it. |
| 6:33
| The MPAA may now begin assigning R ratings to movies that contain smoking. |
| 6:34
| If you're doing a movie about a historical character who actually smokes then you're OK but they're trying to cut down on gratuitous smoking. |
| 6:35
| Buzz's final story is about a Michigan cop who called 911. Steve needs to find the audio of that call before Buzz does the story. |
| 6:41
| Steve has the entire audio of the Dearborn, Michigan cop's call to 911. Let 'er rip Buzz. |
| 6:42
| A police officer called 911 after he and his wife ate brownies laced with marijuana. The cop thought he was dead. He took the marijuana from a drug bust. |
| 6:43
| Steve plays the tape. |
| 6:47
| It definitely sounds like the 911 operator is milking it a little bit. Wouldn't you? |
| 6:56
| Matt and Brendan have another appearance tomorrow night at Time Out West in Hangover Park. Steve gave away a lot of tickets for the Dahlfins show this week. |
| 6:57
| Matt and Brendan feel like they underestimated the number of people at their appearance last night. There were a lot of young ladies there as well but that's just Steve's drawing power. |
| 6:58
| Remind Steve next week to get Garry Meier to tell his pot brownie story. |
