 |
 |
|
| 2:01
| Is Stan starting up a new bit? If he is Steve will use this time to go to the bathroom. |
| 2:02
| Why doesn't Terry read his own commercials for Lasik? Has Stan designated himself as the commercial-reader? Terry's the one having the procedure. |
| 2:03
| Terry was inserting things into the live reads that weren't there and Stan didn't think it was wise to editorialize so he took over. Terry was actually mentioning another competitor in his live read. Steve didn't know he was that stupid. |
| 2:04
| If Terry was doing a Dunkin' Donuts live read he would mention Krispy Kreme. Buzz does that too but inadvertently. |
| 2:05
| Steve heard Stan doing the Lasik live read on his way in today and he sounded like the black Ned Flanders. Stan actually said "don't dilly-dally." He's fine with being the black Ned Flanders. |
| 2:06
| Steve thought maybe Terry was sick and Stan was doing the live read. Then he came right on after he was done. Terry can't be told not to do things. Is he that obtuse? |
| 2:07
| Steve would like to hear Terry do one on his own now that he knows the rules. Stan won't let it go because it's a power grab. |
| 2:08
| Stan has to take certain things out of the broadcast that Terry says which is another reason he doesn't do the live reads. |
| 2:09
| Terry calls Stan Radio Pitchman Stan Lawrence. He's like our own Floyd Brown. |
| 2:10
| Stan just wants to go to the appearance on Wednesday where Terry is having the procedure because they'll have a nice food spread. One of the things Terry did was start embellishing on what they'd have like martinis. You can't have alcohol at a hospital before you have your eye procedure. |
| 2:11
| It doesn't sound like Terry is saying anything that bad. It does sound like he's in the office of principal Lawrence. |
| 2:12
| Every time Steve asks a question of Stan and Terry he taps into some unresolved issues. Their relationship is headed for divorce court. |
| 2:13
| Terry can fight back a little bit with Stan. Otherwise he just sits back and the show sounds like the black WGN. Steve doesn't need to follow that. |
| 2:15
| Song: Pedal to the Metal, Johnny Copeland |
| 2:19
| Steve got a ticket on his way to Des Moines. The police officer was very friendly but he still gave Steve the ticket. |
| 2:20
| Steve was very far from the WCKG listener area, close to the Iowa border. He was still in Illinois but the speed limit was up to 65. You know Steve though, he likes to set it and forget it so he was doing 95. |
| 2:21
| The road was completely empty and Steve was wide awake so nothing bad was happening. |
| 2:22
| The guy had a really good hiding place and has Steve drove by him he pointed to him indicating he need to pull over. |
| 2:23
| Steve's proof of insurance is really hard to keep track of. Instead of a yearly plastic card he gets a piece of paper one month in advance. He had about 10 piece of paper in there but not the current one. The officer said that he figured a car like Steve's was insured so he just took his bond car and sent him on his way. |
| 2:24
| Buzz needs to better organize his proof of insurance because whenever he gets pulled over he sort of loses it and gets mad at Aimee for not keeping things organized. |
| 2:25
| Steve was surprised at how inexpensive the ticket was though. The officer was very polite and Steve might even go so far as to say the guy enjoyed his company. If Steve hadn't been in a rush to get to Des Moines they might have stopped to get breakfast. |
| 2:26
| In Iowa they use planes to catch speeders so Steve had this mirrors tilted up looking for those. He'd like to devise some sort of mirror system with his sunroof to better monitor the planes. |
| 2:27
| Coming back Steve had one close call when an Iowa state trooper was making a U-turn in the median. Steve hit the breaks pretty hard but the guy didn't notice. |
| 2:28
| Next time The Nadas are coming here to rehearse. Or at least next time he'll stay at 94 because the officer checked a special box on the ticket for 30 over. |
| 2:29
| Steve felt really good about his presentation as a driver though. He has a really nice car and he pulled over all the way into the dirt on the road so there was plenty of room for the officer to walk back and forth. |
| 2:30
| One thing that really irritates Steve about drivers around here is that they don't get all the way off the road when a cop pulls them over. They just stop right in the middle of the lane and then the cop pulls up behind them and you're blocking traffic. |
| 2:31
| Cops don't care if you keep going to look for a safe place to park, they just don't want to see you going faster. |
| 2:32
| Caller Mike is a suburban cop in Will County. He pulls people over right in traffic everyday. Even if you pull over all the way people still slow down traffic by gawking. |
| 2:33
| Mike feels that the officer appreciated Steve pulling off the side of the road by not asking him if he had any drugs or weapons in the car. Steve has never been asked that before. |
| 2:34
| There are different levels depending on how fast your going. If you're doing 40 over you'll probably get arrested for reckless driving. |
| 2:35
| Buzz forgot to offer Mike tickets to the Dahlfins show. Steve has now dropped him from the bill. |
| 2:36
| Buzz didn't have his sheet in front of him so he forgot about the tickets. Buzz has to take issue with what Steve said to Stan and Terry about him mentioning competing businesses during live reads. |
| 2:37
| Steve was just trying to say anything to liven up the conversation. Talking to Stan is like talking to a black grandmother. |
| 2:38
| Terry spends 4 hours trying to get out of here and Stan spends 4 hours trying to right every wrong. |
| 2:39
| 40 over is reckless driving in Illinois but 24 over is reckless in Iowa. 24 isn't reckless that's just being absent-minded. |
| 2:46
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 2:47
| Steve just saw a drawing of the new casino near New Buffalo, it looks like a forest lodge and it's 24 hours which is perfect. |
| 2:48
| Song: Radar Gun, The Bottle Rockets |
| 2:57
| Buzz will be coming out to the Cubby Bear North on Saturday to play the song he jammed on with The Nadas in Mexico. |
| 2:58
| Buzz has a copy of that performance because he collects all his tunes so he can analyze the mixing. |
| 2:59
| The whole show is coming together, Steve and The Nadas had a good rehearsal over the weekend. |
| 3:00
| Steve will be giving tickets away all week for the show whenever you hear the dolphin sound. Plus the station will be doing a text-to-win thing as well. |
| 3:01
| There are about 1200 tickets to give away so Steve is really worried they won't be able to give all of them away in time. It would be really depressing if no one shows up and the tickets were free. People have been coming up to Buzz asking for tickets. He and Steve should have a big wad of tickets on them at all times. |
| 3:03
| Steve needs to take a break and then he can do Random Phone Calls and give tickets to those people. Buzz just likes hearing the Random Phone Calls music. |
| 3:10
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 3:12
| It's time for random phone calls which is always exciting. The first caller wanted to let Steve know that the guy Steve talked to on Friday, Miss Lower Wacker was crowned Miss Looptopia. |
| 3:13
| Then he was crowned live on that lame 190 North show. So we talked to him before he was famous. |
| 3:14
| The next caller just wants some tickets. That's how he's going to ask? Steve feels cheap. |
| 3:15
| The next caller won tickets on Friday night with Matt and Brendan who were in Hangover Park. The caller wants to know if the tickets are being mailed out and if she won 2 tickets for 4. |
| 3:16
| The caller is really looking forward to the show. Steve thinks he's looking forward to it but he's not sure. He's toying with the idea of taking up drinking again. |
| 3:17
| The next caller is wondering what if the remaining Dahlfins shows will be in the city. Budweiser Select is choosing all the venues and they haven't selected the next one yet. |
| 3:18
| Steve wouldn't mind having a list of the venues but he can't get one. The shows will probably be all over the area, that seems like something Budweiser would want to do. |
| 3:19
| The next caller is wondering if Steve and Buzz saw the Big Rock Candy Mountain on the news last night. Buzz saw it, Chet was saying that Tank should get a one-year suspension from the NFL like Pacman Jones. |
| 3:20
| Buzz was both shocked at Chet's appearance and his appearance on the news. He's died his hair red and he has circle's under his eyes. |
| 3:21
| The caller can't go to the show on Saturday. This is not working out very well for Steve. From now on he's just going to tell the person they're getting tickets, put them on hold and let Brendan sort it out. |
| 3:22
| For the record Pacman Jones was arrested 10 time for way worse stuff than not having a FOID card. Pacman wasn't convicted though, he must have a great lawyer. |
| 3:23
| Even if Chet is right it doesn't seem like something you should be saying, especially on the day Tank got let out of jail. |
| 3:24
| Tank was around a murder though. He did look pretty good for a guy that just got out of jail, very jovial. If it were Steve he would have gone right to McDonalds for a Big Mac. |
| 3:32
| Buzz would like to see Tank and Chet Coppock talk things over. Pacman hasn't gone to jail yet and Tank has. |
| 3:33
| It does seem like jail is enough of a punishment. Plus you're not going to do him any favors by taking away his salary for a year. Let's see what other trouble he can get into now. |
| 3:34
| The NFL doesn't want people to know what hoodlums most of the players are. They do their best to hide the fact that a football game is just a bunch of guys on a field trying to kill each other. |
| 3:35
| Buzz doesn't think you can call them all hoodlums although from what he remembers in North Dallas Forty they all do drugs. You don't have to be a hoodlum to do drugs. |
| 3:36
| Rashaan Salaam was busted for pot. It doesn't seem like a good idea to play football on pot. Steve did that once in high school. In fact the entire team was smoking pot. The bus ride was really fun though. |
| 3:37
| Steve has not watched The Sopranos yet but he knows something big happened. Steve and his TiVo have not been able to come to an understanding about his season pass for The Sopranos. They have these commercials now that say your TiVo knows you but that's not the case with Steve. |
| 3:38
| Steve's season pass is taping the Monday night broadcast of The Sopranos for some reason. Then Steve rebooted the TiVo but that takes a long time and he ended up falling asleep. |
| 3:39
| The only reason Buzz asked is because there's a great scene where Tony is in a casino on peyote. Pot was probably the wrong drug for a football game though. |
| 3:40
| Steve gets that the NFL has to do certain things to keep the veneer on things but it's a very violent sports. 4 games out of a 16 game season is a pretty sizable chunk of your paycheck. |
| 3:41
| Chet wants Tank gone for the whole year though, even though Chet has been gone for 10 years. Under what auspices was he on TV last night? |
| 3:42
| Chet just has a weekend show on Saturday morning. He's like the David Hochberg of sports talk radio. And his hair his really red, like the kind of red you'd see on a girl working in a used CD store. |
| 3:43
| Steve heard Bob and Ron on Saturday night when he was driving back from Iowa. It was weird. He didn't mind it but there were some audio things going on that were really irritating. |
| 3:44
| Bob and Ron's mics were not as loud as the guy running the board. It was hard to understand them and some of the callers. |
| 3:45
| It had the feel of people who have their headphones too loud so they back away from the microphone. Steve eventually tuned it out because it was bothering him. They were probably too high to know what was going on. |
| 3:46
| A lot of the calls were from people who were listening online from all over the country requesting different songs. |
| 3:47
| Steve had a long day on Saturday so his ears could have been weary...they do get weary. He had also just encountered some traffic on I-88. At 12:45 at night, coming up on your 10th hour of driving it's irritating to hit traffic. |
| 3:52
| On the phone is Kerry Sayers from Comcast Sportsnet. Comcast does not have the Bulls game on Tuesday but they do have the Yankees/Sox game. |
| 3:53
| That was a nice win from the Bulls yesterday, finally. Steve did say they were going to get swept but they didn't. They almost lost yesterday though. |
| 3:54
| Slowly but surely the Bulls have come along. In game 3 and 4 they out-rebounded the Pistons and then yesterday they out-scored them too. |
| 3:55
| Kerry would like to see the Bulls win at least 1 more game and force a game 6. Steve's predicting that the series goes to game 7. He's not predicting who will win though. |
| 3:56
| Kerry has heard some people telling her that Steve is wondering if she likes him. Is he having that issue? |
| 3:57
| Steve's not having that issue now. It's Kerry's nature to tease people but she loves Steve and Buzz. |
| 3:58
| The Sox are off tonight but the Cubs are in New York to play the Mets. Then the big Crosstown showdown this weekend. |
| 3:59
| Right now the Cubs have two good pitchers who didn't turn many heads in the free agent market. Now they're out-performing Soriano. |
| 4:00
| Steve doesn't want to talk about yesterday's Sox game. They should all be using pink bats. You know things aren't going well for you when Pablo Ozuna is your DH. |
| 4:01
| It would be nice if the Tigers would lose a game once in a while. The Sox are only 4 games back though so it could be a lot worse. |
| 4:02
| Steve didn't say anything that bad about Kerry did he? He might have said something when he was talking to Chuck Garfein and he brought up Steve saying he had an orange face. |
| 4:03
| Steve's going to take a break and then talk to Bob of Bob and Ron. In classic Bob and Ron fashion he's called in 10 minutes after Steve could have really used him. Their show was compelling to listen to in it's stoneocity but there were some audio problem. |
| 4:04
| Buzz enjoyed listening to them take calls from people all over the country. He hasn't heard radio like that since the early 70s. It was like they were just talking to a bunch of hippies. |
| 4:09
| Live read: Balance for Life |
| 4:10
| Steve is living large on this diet but he's getting small. That's a good slogan for Troy, Steve should probably copyright it. It's also not a bad name for a country song. |
| 4:11
| Live read: Chicagoland Speedway |
| 4:12
| Steve likes drag racing, so does Buzz. It's very compact, they get right down to business. |
| 4:13
| Bob of Bob and Ron is on the phone. He's doing great now that he knows their show has a compelling stoneocity. |
| 4:14
| Steve is glad to know that Bob doesn't know any of the hotline numbers, he's just calling in on the request line. |
| 4:15
| Steve was listening to Bob and Ron's show on Saturday and he heard a really long, repetitive jam. That was probably Phish. |
| 4:16
| Bob and Ron's board op is Edwin and he was the only person Steve could hear clearly. |
| 4:17
| Steve couldn't take it any more and had to switch to XRT where he heard some sweet Marshall Crenshaw. Then some pompous 20-something DJ came on and Steve turned the radio off all together. |
| 4:18
| Steve also heard Bob and Ron play some bizarre, rambling thing that some guy in Phish made for his mom. It was supposed to be an ad jingle for his mom's art show but really it's just a guy getting off on hearing himself play. |
| 4:19
| So Steve liked the show but the production values were lacking. We have had problems with Bob and Ron when they're here and that's with Pete who's a professional. |
| 4:20
| Has anyone else noticed this problem with their show? It could have been Steve, he might have taken some of that truckers speed. |
| 4:21
| Steve enjoyed the part where Bob and Ron made fun of the one Phish song that everyone dislikes. Then they had people calling in to say that's a good song for a bathroom break. |
| 4:22
| Buzz heard the show on Saturday and he understood them OK. He had just come back from his gig while Steve was completely sober and on that Up Time truckers speed. |
| 4:23
| Bob and Ron definitely have something but you can't hear it. They just want to use "compelling stoneocity" in their ads. |
| 4:24
| There's something that's been going on around here with the station promos that say "the home of Steve Dahl and Garry Meier." It makes it seem like Steve and Garry got back together. |
| 4:25
| Drew probably thinks he's a genius for that one. Do people think that Steve just sits in Garry's studio silent for 3 hours? Then Garry comes in his studio and sits silent for 5 hours? |
| 4:26
| Drew's new nickname is Strawberry Shortcake. If Steve and Garry ever did get back together-and the show would have to be syndicated-then these promos sort of take all the excitement away. With Drew you sell the sizzle not the steak. |
| 4:27
| Someone did fix the studio door so it shuts on it's own now. Of course whoever fixed it left a big grease stain. They still have to duct tape the door but things are looking up. |
| 4:28
| Pete is looking for an example of the promo but he can't find it. He is doing the thing where he leaves the mic on while he's looking for something. |
| 4:29
| Drew said to Steve today that if he'd let him drive to Des Moines they would have never gotten a ticket. In what world would Steve let Drew drive him to Des Moines? He'd be sitting there in his car with the seat pulled all the way up just so he could reach the wheel. |
| 4:34
| Live read: Balance for Life |
| 4:36
| On the way back from Des Moines Steve stopped at a McDonalds for a double cheeseburger and some fries. |
| 4:37
| About 2 hours later he stopped at the world's largest truck stop on I-80 and got a raspberry iced tea and 2 bags of Sugar Babies. Buzz has never had Sugar Babies. |
| 4:38
| After Steve got home he powered down a pastrami sandwich he had in his possession from Friday. He really need to get back on Balance for Life today. |
| 4:39
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:40
| For the first time ever a majority of American's believe the war in Iraq will not be a success. |
| 4:41
| Prince Harry will still be going to Iraq but he will not be part of the reconnaissance missions he trained for. He'll also be followed by a film crew. |
| 4:42
| Presidential candidate Mitt Romney said in an interview on 60 Minutes that he and his wife never engaged in pre-marital sex. With each other or at all? |
| 4:43
| A Chicago substitute teacher is in trouble after showing Brokeback Mountain to an elementary school class with the warning "what happens in Ms. Buford's class stays in Ms. Buford's class." |
| 4:44
| At least one student's parents are suing for emotional distress. How much is emotional distress worth, $100? |
| 4:45
| The movie seems more distressing to Steve or Buzz, neither of them have seen it. Steve doesn't want to have cowboys ruined forever, he might become one someday. |
| 4:50
| Steve has some Sugar Babies for Buzz. They're pretty hardcore though so he should watch his dental work. |
| 4:51
| Steve has some perfectly stale Sugar Babies. Imagine that with a Lipton raspberry iced tea around midnight on Saturday, rolling towards the Mississippi. |
| 4:52
| Song: You Can't Always Get What You Want, The Rolling Stones |
| 4:59
| On Friday Steve and Buzz will be at Yak-Zies as part of the station-wide broadcast. What's the rest of the line-up like? |
| 5:00
| If Steve were O & A he'd come in a do a show from Yak-Zies, this is a perfect opportunity. |
| 5:06
| Steve has a question for Pete. Should he order better tickets for him and Pete for the Arcade Fire show? |
| 5:07
| Part of Steve is ashamed that he's trying to get better tickets. He would upgrade Pete, Jim and his black girlfriend if he did it. |
| 5:08
| If Pete had a way to do it he'd always get aisle seats. If Steve can arrange 4 together on the aisle he should do it. |
| 5:09
| Steve doesn't want to be a baby but he'll probably be drinking water all day Friday and he'll have to get up a lot. |
| 5:10
| Steve doesn't want to sit next to Jim or Pete. It'll have to be Steve then Jim's girlfriend, then Pete then Jim. Or maybe he'll let Jim sit next to his girlfriend. |
| 5:11
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:13
| Can't these live reads ever make sense? Normally they're 150 words but today it's only 148. Maybe those 2 missing words help it make sense. |
| 5:14
| Devin Hester is moving from defense to offense starting with the upcoming intersquad game. |
| 5:15
| The Bulls avoided a sweep yesterday with a win over the Pistons. Everyone got a Big Mac too. |
| 5:16
| Steve thinks the series will go to 7 games but he doesn't think the Bulls will win. |
| 5:26
| That fire on Catalina Island was started by contractors working on a radio station. |
| 5:27
| 3 workers cutting cable with gas-powered saw started the fire near KBRT, The Bert, on Catalina Island. |
| 5:28
| You gotta think that if you're cutting metal cable with a saw near a bunch of dry brush and grass you're going to start a fire. |
| 5:29
| Time for a mailbag! |
| 5:30
| The first email just came in at about 4:30 today. Steve was complaining earlier about the promo that says WCKG is the home of Steve Dahl and Garry Meier. |
| 5:31
| While technically true the promo is very misleading. This emailer suggested a new slogan "Steve and Garry, alone together." It's funny that they won't even entertain the concept of The Package but they'll put Steve and Garry back together on the promos. |
| 5:32
| There's one guy who writes really long, creepy letters and Steve's not sure he wants to even get into it. |
| 5:33
| The emailer is a delivery driver and he wants tickets for the show at the Cubby Bear North on Saturday. |
| 5:34
| This guy has been listening for 20 years and has never seen Steve live or been to a live remote. This sort of sounds like one of those Casey Kasem long distance dedication. |
| 5:35
| This guy wants three tickets, one for himself, one for his fiance and one for their girlfriend. The tickets would go a long way towards keeping the three-way magic alive. That's not fair to Steve. |
| 5:36
| Steve's response to this guy was "how did you pull something like that off?" Basically the guy hooked the whole thing up on the internet. Then he started giving too much detail to Steve. |
| 5:37
| This guy says it's easier to get laid in Indiana. That can't be true can it? It is according to this guy. |
| 5:38
| It started with the guy catching his fiance watching lesbian porn on pay-per-view. Then he eased into that and eventually the topic of a three-way came up. |
| 5:39
| The guy immediately went on the web and tried make that happen. The first girl was a bit nuts but they stuck with her for a few months. |
| 5:40
| The guy and his fiance haven't closed the deal with their latest girlfriend but he's hoping to have the songs of the Dahlfins fresh in his mind when it happens. That's the part where Steve got really creeped out. |
| 5:41
| Then Steve wrote back "too much information." He just wanted a basic summary like "my girlfriend is bi, she wanted to do a three-way." |
| 5:42
| Buzz thinks Steve should keep reading and give this guy three tickets for the show. |
| 5:43
| The emailer talked about going to swingers clubs and striking out there because his fiance wasn't interested in other dudes. |
| 5:44
| Buzz is just glad to know there are people out there having this much fun. How great can it be if you still have to ask Steve for tickets to the show to make it happen? |
| 5:50
| Steve likes to do things in threes and there were two from the delivery guy with the bisexual girlfriend. Steve will probably give him tickets but 3 is an uneven number. Maybe he should bring a third girl. |
| 5:51
| If you send Steve an email at Steve@dahl.com you're automatically on the mailing list. |
| 5:52
| Steve gets a lot of stuff from PR firms who end up on the mailing list. Then they get really mad even though it only takes 2 seconds to delete a message. People think they have some unalienable right to not get SPAM emails. |
| 5:53
| One woman was threatening to have Steve blacklisted from every ISP because she keeps getting emails from the mailing list. But she keeps sending him press releases. |
| 5:54
| Steve has an email from Paul who noticed that he was on the mailing list. Just sending this complaint will get the guy on the mailing list. |
| 5:55
| If the guy wants to be removed from the mailing list he should stop sending press releases. At least the guy gets it and finally asks Steve to unsubscribe from their mailing list. |
| 5:56
| There was a meaner email from another PR person. She doesn't know how she keeps getting emails from the mailing list. It's probably because she keeps sending Steve press releases. |
| 5:57
| This is the woman who threatened Steve that she'd blacklist him from every ISP. Can't you just delete the email? It takes way more time to send this complaint back than it does to delete the email? |
| 5:58
| What kind of PR person says that anyway? Isn't Steve a person you'd want to have PR with? |
| 5:59
| You could even make the email go to a SPAM folder everyday. It's so easy to irritate people on the internet. |
| 6:05
| Steve has new glasses although Buzz might not have noticed. The new ones are groovy Nike glasses that are flexible. |
| 6:06
| Normally Steve can adjust the glasses so he can read the copy but these ones are designed to stay on your face. You'd think Steve would have figured all this out during the break but instead he did it right during the live read. |
| 6:07
| Steve got the glasses from Lens Crafters. Originally they were in a basic Lens Crafters case but Steve asked for the Nike case. |
| 6:08
| He doesn't like the Nike case either, it's long and silver. It looks like a girls case but he can't prove it. It also snaps shut like an alligator's jaw. |
| 6:09
| Buzz feels the case is ultra-modern, like something the marketing department came up with. |
| 6:10
| Caller John has a similar Nike case. You would think Nike would come up with something better consider how much the glasses cost. |
| 6:11
| Steve wants a sporty Nike case. Who's going to make it right? |
| 6:12
| Steve might leave his shades on for the rest of the show. It won't cause him to read any worse. |
| 6:13
| Live read: My Chauffeur |
| 6:14
| Steve read that perfectly, maybe he should always have his shades on. This case is dangerous though. You can't keep it in your pocket, what if it opens and closes on your willy? |
| 6:15
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 6:16
| Steve did mess up that one just because he was thinking about how he wasn't messing up. Once he gets past that he's fine though. |
| 6:21
| There's someone on hold who wanted to tell Steve that DKNY makes a high-end sunglasses case. |
| 6:22
| Who's answering phones out there? First of all, DKNY is for women. Second Brendan should know that Steve wouldn't put Nike sunglasses in a DKNY case. |
| 6:23
| Caller Bill thinks Steve should take the insert from the Nike case into the DKNY case because they're the same size. Steve doesn't care about the snapping he just cares that the case looks like a disco biscuit. |
| 6:24
| Bill might need to open a window or something, has he been painting? |
| 6:25
| Steve can sort of see what he's saying although he doesn't want to go through all that. Maybe he should just send Tina or Stephanie to do it. |
| 6:27
| Steve wrote down the number of the promo that says "WCKG the home of Steve Dahl and Garry Meier." He also wrote Drew a cease and desist email but he never responded. |
| 6:28
| Drew hasn't been down here at all today either. This all part of his plan but if Steve and Garry ever did get back together the promo takes all the fun out of it. |
| 6:29
| Now Drew is here, just when we don't need him because there's so much stuff left to do. "DON'T SAY THAT!" |
| 6:30
| Drew doesn't think it's misleading and he's not underestimating the intelligence of the listening audience. If Steve and Garry did ever get back together the promos would say "the home of Steve and Garry." |
| 6:31
| This is why Steve is where he is and Drew is in an office that's not a corner. Drew thinks he's in a corner office but he's not. A corner office has to have two sets of windows that intersect at a right angle. |
| 6:32
| There has to be a better way to say that Steve and Garry are on the same station and Drew is open to suggestions. Why does Steve have to think of it? Where's the brain trust? |
| 6:33
| The promo implies Steve and Garry are on the same show and Drew's not paying for that. |
| 6:34
| Drew admits that the guy who did the promo thought it was sort of misleading. Steve's been on this station for 10 years and Garry doesn't have any ratings yet and all of the sudden they're on the same show. |
| 6:35
| Caller Kim is a longtime listener. She was in the car with her son when they heard that promo and he asked if Steve and Garry were back together. |
| 6:36
| Everyone says it's misleading. Even Drew thinks it's misleading. |
| 6:37
| Steve doesn't have time to talk to Drew there's a Rush game tonight. There's a donut in his office though, he should get down there before it gets stale. |
| 6:44
| There's no getting through to Drew. He still thinks The Package is stupid. Drew acts like Steve doesn't know anything about radio. Whatever it is that Drew wants to call this station, FM talk or whatever, Steve invented it! At what point is he qualified to speak about it? |
| 6:45
| Live read: Cheeseburger in Paradise |
| 6:47
| Steve needs to take one more break before the news then Buzz can go all the way up to the end of the show. He didn't expect Drew to come in and be here for that long. |
| 6:48
| Buzz feels that needed to happen though. "DON'T SAY THAT!" |
| 6:55
| We don't really have any time to do news but there isn't anything that hasn't been touched on. That's because the show is as topical as today's headlines but still as funny as it gets. |
| 6:56
| Happy birthday wishes to Buzz's daughter Piper who's 6 today. 6 years have already gone by really fast, she'll be in college in no time unless Buzz can convince her to become an outsider artist. |
