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| 2:00
| Steve is wondering into Stan and Terry's studio. He was told Stan and Terry wanted to keep it short because they have to get to a film screening. |
| 2:01
| Steve's going to try to stretch the cross talk to a half hour which requires him to be in the studio. What screening are they going to anyway? |
| 2:02
| Stan and Terry are going to a screening of the new Don Cheadle movie because they have chance to interview him. Bonnie came down during their last break and said "the guys would like to keep things short today" like they're rock stars. |
| 2:03
| Yesterday after the show Terry went over to the Trib and told the editors he was on board for the blog and they said they'd get back to him. He must have not made a good impression on them. |
| 2:04
| Stan and Terry do a lot of celebrity interviews and they're trying to get the Tribune to come over and film that and then have it be part of Terry's blog. They do a lot of celebrity interviews? Really? Steve hadn't noticed. |
| 2:05
| Why don't Stan and Terry just film it themselves? Get one of their interns to do it or something. |
| 2:06
| One of Stan and Terry's interns was here but she left right at 2:00. She probably doesn't want to be harassed. |
| 2:07
| Terry was forced to go see some new animated movie last week so that he could interview Jon Heder and Jeff Bridges. They made him go see their movie so he could promote their movie? Stan and Terry haven't been paying attention in class have they? |
| 2:08
| If Steve was interviewing Jeff Bridges he'd only talk to him about Big Lebowski. Was Jon Heder scintillating? |
| 2:09
| When Stan and Terry interviewed Daniel Craig a couple of years ago they were told not to ask him about James Bond. Steve hates PR people, they're the worst. |
| 2:10
| Wouldn't Daniel Craig want to talk about James Bond? Steve likes to knife the PR person and get them out of the way. |
| 2:12
| Steve will let Stan and Terry go so they can get to their movie screening. It's called Talk To Me about Ralph Greene, a radio host in Washington, DC. |
| 2:24
| Song: O Valencia!, The Decemberists |
| 2:28
| Brendan had to come in and adjust Buzz's chair for him. Steve would make fun of him but he doesn't know how to adjust his own chair. Steve can go up and down but he can't go back. |
| 2:29
| Buzz can't get his chair to lean back. Jim kid knows how to fix that problem, it's his specialty. Maybe he could come in and fix it. |
| 2:30
| Buzz almost saw what Jim did to fix his chair. Jim probably doesn't want anyone else knowing what he does to the chair though. |
| 2:31
| So Buzz is good to go and Pete played that song because Valencia, California is where the nuke went off all those weeks ago on 24. |
| 2:32
| Buzz thought The Decemberists was the name of an obscure revolutionary cult. Even Steve knows that band though. They used to be an obscure band that Pete liked but he has probably abandoned them. |
| 2:33
| The Decemberists was the name of a revolutionary group but they're not the same people in the band. Still though, they're popular enough where Pete has probably abandoned them. |
| 2:34
| Pete still likes The Decemberists but Steve doesn't believe him. If he just told the truth it'd be a lot easier. |
| 2:35
| The Decemberists have a big show coming up in Grant Park this summer with the Grant Park orchestra. It's free too! That will attract just the right crowd for Steve. |
| 2:36
| Last night was the season finale of 24, thank God. At some point we'll hear from Jeff Schwartz for his final 24 Report. Steve already doesn't want to hear from him because he hasn't gotten the report yet because Jeff is in California. |
| 2:37
| Jeff always says that he loves Steve but he wants Steve to say it back which is uncomfortable. Steve would prefer his boys didn't say it either because then he has to say it back. Buzz rarely said it to his father but he did the last time he ever saw him. |
| 2:38
| Steve's boys can say it whenever they want, he doesn't really care. He'd prefer that Jeff doesn't say it because it's awkward. What does it even mean? Jeff's the one who left Steve hanging when he quit 2 years ago. |
| 2:39
| It's weird when Jeff says it on the air and weird when he says it on a private phone call. |
| 2:40
| Steve realized last week, maybe too late, that the 24 Report is better when he hasn't seen the episode. If Steve sees the episode he tries to steer Jeff into certain topics. |
| 2:41
| Steve accidentally watched 24 last night so he may have to excuse himself. Someone be sure to tell Jeff that Steve loves him though. |
| 2:42
| Jeff will probably want to do a cicada report and Steve is entertaining that idea just to drive Drew nuts. On the surface Drew and Jeff like each other but they're both vying for Steve's affection. They both claim they understand Steve which is weird because he doesn't even understand himself. |
| 2:43
| Jeff once got Buzz to tell him he loved him on the air and he felt slightly soiled for the rest of the day. It's not a showbiz love either, it's more of a brotherly love and Jeff is an only child so maybe they should just say it. |
| 2:48
| Buzz's chair is malfunctioning again. He's very fidgety over there. The same knob that moves the chair up and down gets pushed in, prevent the chair from tilting back. |
| 2:49
| Steve figured out how to fix his chair, we don't need Jim any more. Pack your things Jim! |
| 2:50
| Buzz is like a NASCAR driver. He opens the studio door and just yells out that his chair isn't working again. Then all these people run in, pick him up and adjust his chair, pour some water on him and then put him back down. |
| 2:51
| Steve still has Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat to play from Saturday. Buzz seems sheepish about playing it. He doesn't like hearing himself but neither does Steve. |
| 2:52
| Sometimes Steve hears himself and he's depressed for weeks after. Yesterday he heard some of his stage banter and he was stuttering. And he thought his stage banter was flawless. |
| 2:53
| The people who last the longest are the ones who don't like to hear themselves and aren't critical of themselves. |
| 2:54
| Song: Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat, Steve Dahl & the Dahlfins with Buzz Kilman |
| 2:57
| For you people listening to the podcast wondering why that song isn't on there, it's because Steve didn't write it. How does Buzz remember all those lyrics? |
| 2:58
| Buzz only had to sing one song on Saturday night so he made sure he knew those. Steve only messed up his words once on Saturday but he really messed them up. He had the second half of the second verse in the first verse. It made him mad the whole time but the band was so good that he didn't want to stop it. |
| 2:59
| Steve figured no one would notice. What are the odds that anyone would know the lyrics were wrong if Steve couldn't even remember them, and he wrote the song. |
| 3:00
| People loved Buzz on Saturday, almost too much. He only did once song but Steve's been getting a ton of emails about it. |
| 3:01
| The next show is on June 9th and Steve can't say where it is yet. We probably should announce where it is eventually, that's only a few weeks away. |
| 3:02
| Steve's got the big brainstorming session, maybe he'll bring it up then. The brainstorming session is slowly becoming illustrative of what's wrong. |
| 3:03
| A few weeks ago Steve had a meeting with Rod Zimmerman and Dan Mason. Steve suggested a brainstorming session but he just meant him, Rod and Drew. Now it's a 2 hour free lunch with way too many people. |
| 3:04
| When Steve said brainstorming session he just meant he'd come up with things and people would do them. |
| 3:05
| Who cares about lunch anyway, it's just a waste of time? The good news is that Drew is leading the discussion which means there will be no digressions at all. |
| 3:06
| Steve was thinking he'd spend about 10 minutes telling Drew and Rod his ideas then he'd leave and they could go have lunch. |
| 3:11
| Steve has a mouthful of peanuts, it was bad timing on his part. Once you have peanuts in your hand you have to eat them. |
| 3:12
| Steve's eating his special peanuts, as they were once referred to by Dan Falato. When new people started working on the show Dan would tell them Steve required special peanuts but they're just regular Planters cocktail nuts. |
| 3:13
| Steve would switch to Fisher nuts if someone was willing to give him an endorsement deal. Then Steve could be Chicago's nut. |
| 3:14
| There was a bank robbery today on the Southside. Three people were shot although it doesn't seem like it's a big deal unless you were one of the people shot. |
| 3:15
| Most bank robberies go off without a hitch so it's probably a big deal when some people are shot. |
| 3:16
| Did the robbers have one of those exploding dye packs? That's how a lot of them get caught. It seems like the bank tellers aren't even afraid to slip a dye pack in with the loot because it happens a lot. Then they all probably sit around waiting to hear about it and laughing at the robbers. |
| 3:17
| Maybe a shooting once-in-a-while straightens the tellers out a bit. Steve wouldn't want to do anything to incur the wrath of the robbers. He'd be asking them how much money he'd have to give them so he wouldn't get shot. |
| 3:18
| If you get one of those dye packs you can't spend any of the money and you can't get the dye off. At that point it seems like you're better off getting a real job. |
| 3:19
| Steve's sorry that people got shot though. No one is saying how the robbery went bad and they probably won't because it would mess up the investigation. |
| 3:20
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 3:21
| Steve originally said the whole "ugly baby" thing was a bad idea but then he decided it wasn't his money. Now he's back to thinking it's a bad idea just because the Gierczyk places are so nice. |
| 3:22
| How about instead of the ugly baby a really hot chick saying "oh my God!"? |
| 3:23
| Caller Mike has some info about the dye packs. The stacks are made of real money that's hollowed out. Inside there's a radio receiver, the dye pack and some tear gas. |
| 3:24
| Is Mike supposed to be giving out this information? It seems like he's helping out bank robbers but they could be listeners too. |
| 3:25
| Caller Jose used to be a bike messenger and he saw a dye pack blow up downtown a few years ago. |
| 3:26
| Jose saw a guy walking down the street wearing a trenchcoat. He seemed suspicious since it was really warm out. Then right away smoke started billowing out of the guy's coat. |
| 3:27
| The guy was trying to maintain normality as smoke was pouring out of his jacket. You have to at that point. Then he started speedwalking and a minute later 3 security guards were running after him. |
| 3:28
| Now Steve wants to know what makes those dye packs go off. That guy can call back if he wants. |
| 3:30
| Mike called back and he's on hold. So what if Steve is helping bank robbers? If people know how complex the dye pack is it might thwart future bank robberies. |
| 3:31
| Mike is back on the phone. If you have the dye pack and you walk out of the bank the receiver crosses a magnetic field which starts a timer. |
| 3:32
| By the time you get to your car or wherever the dye pack goes off. Some of them just have dye and some also have tear gas. |
| 3:33
| That's kind of funny that the dye pack goes off when you least expect it. |
| 3:34
| It doesn't seem like you get a lot of money from robbing one bank. |
| 3:42
| There alderman for the ward where the robbery occurred made reference to a Queen Latifah movie, Buzz is wondering if that means there was a woman involved. |
| 3:43
| No one knows anything since the robbers wore masks. Buzz is the news man isn't he? |
| 3:44
| Based on what Steve has seen it seems like maybe the security guard escalated things. He pulled a gun and it went off, then he got shot. |
| 3:45
| Authorities believe the three men are responsible for another robbery in the area. They are also considered extremely dangerous. |
| 3:46
| Buzz doesn't think the robbers started shooting for no reason, they were shot at. Steve loves when Buzz comes down on the side of the robbers. |
| 3:47
| One man disarmed a female security guard, another one jumped over the counter and a third watched the door. That does sound like a movie only it didn't have a happy ending. |
| 3:55
| On the phone is Dan Jiggetts from Comcast Sportsnet. Tonight Comcast has the Cubs game from San Diego. What's the best city in the world Buzz? |
| 3:56
| Dan heard that Steve had a day or two off and he didn't come over and do Chicago Tribune Live. |
| 3:57
| Who told Dan that? Steve hasn't had any days off but when he does he'll come over and do the show. Can he bring Buzz? |
| 3:58
| Steve was at Yak-Zies on Friday broadcasting but he hasn't had any days off. Dan must be misinformed then. |
| 3:59
| The Crosstown Classic is always a wild time, especially at Yak-Zies. Dan likes Wrigley but for the total baseball experience he prefers The Cell. |
| 4:00
| Steve gets going to Wrigley to get hammered and meet chicks but otherwise it's like watching a game inside a closet. There's no room to move around. |
| 4:01
| Steve also enjoys premium seating. Guys like him and Dan need a little more room to move around. |
| 4:02
| Dan has never been in the Scout Seats at The Cell. Steve will take him sometime but not tonight because he's going with Pat Dahl. |
| 4:03
| Dan is always surprised that you don't hear about more people getting nailed with foul balls at baseball games. There's netting behind home plate but Steve once saw a ball slip through and hit some guy. Since then they've double up at the bottom of the net. |
| 4:04
| Steve needs to take a break or else he'll get really behind and he'll never get out of here. Dan is very talkative today. |
| 4:13
| The Cubs sent Neal Cotts down to AAA and called up Sean Marshall. Pitcher Wade Miller said he's ready to go but the team hasn't activated him yet. |
| 4:14
| Miller hurt his back and that knocked him out for a while. What's with these baseball players and their back problems? |
| 4:15
| All of the sudden Joe Crede has a bad back again. He doesn't want to get an operation either because a lot of the time that means the beginning of the end. |
| 4:16
| If Crede's out then Pablo Ozuna has to play third and that's an extremely serious situation. |
| 4:17
| The Sox won last night but again the bullpen was a bit of a problem. Someone needs to take that Mike McDougal out back and shoot him. When he's on he's really on, but he's never on. |
| 4:18
| The Cubs have announced they'll be erecting a statue of Ernie Banks. If all goes well they hope to unveil it on opening day of 2008. Are they just going to dunk Ernie in bronze? |
| 4:19
| The NBA draft lottery is also tonight. Steve doesn't want to explain it all but the Bulls have a 1.9% chance of getting the first pick. |
| 4:20
| When the Knicks drafted Patrick Ewing they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting the first pick but they did. |
| 4:27
| Joe Crede has a weak back, he got it about a week back. |
| 4:28
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:29
| It's C-Day in Chicago, the C of course standing for cicadas. The insects are scheduled to begin emerging today and wreaking havoc over the next few weeks. |
| 4:30
| In the 17 years since they last emerged Buzz forgot how ugly they are. They're uglier when they're first born because they have bright orange eyes. It's not their best side. |
| 4:31
| Steve doesn't need to see some reporter standing in front of someone's house in Aurora talking about cicadas. They don't do anything, they just have sex and then die. it's not like they're locusts or anything. |
| 4:32
| The Iraqi government has been unable to come up with a plan to share oil profits and prevent supporters of Saddam Hussein from running for office. That's key to bringing the Sunnis on-board. |
| 4:33
| Paris HIlton was spotted leaving a book store carrying two books, The Power of Now and the Bible. |
| 4:34
| Oprah Winfrey's father Vernon is writing a tell-all book about her. That means she didn't give him enough money. |
| 4:35
| The teller died in that bank robbery from earlier today. So now it's murder and a bank robbery. |
| 4:37
| On the phone is Ed Farmer, voice of the Chicago White Sox. He still doesn't like hearing himself but we have to play his intro. |
| 4:38
| Did Ed go down and tell Ozzie to get rid of Mike McDougal and Boone Logan? |
| 4:39
| Steve's heading out to the game tonight with Pat Dahl. He'd love to come up to the broadcast booth but it takes him half the game to get up there. Plus he'd have to leave Pat behind. |
| 4:40
| The Sox had 14 hits off the A's yesterday and they have the best ERA in the AL. It was all singles and one double too. |
| 4:41
| Steve should probably call up Neal Cotts and recommend some things to do in Des Moines because he's headed to AAA. |
| 4:42
| Neal will probably be in Des Moines long enough to do the 100 Things to do in Des Moines Before You Die. |
| 4:43
| There's a reason why a lot of guys come back quickly from their rehab assignments in the minors, especially the ones who haven't been there in a while. |
| 4:44
| Steve was having fun imagining Jim Thome facing some 19-year old kid in the minors. |
| 4:52
| Steve had a question about the AJ/Mark Buehrle stuff. That's a non-issue right? Steve doesn't want a catcher who doesn't want to play everyday. |
| 4:53
| AJ didn't say anything wrong on Friday when he said he was disappointed that he wasn't starting the first game against the Cubs. Then Ozzie called into Mike North's show and Mike went nuts. |
| 4:54
| Then Mark Buehrle said that AJ's comments were sort of disrespectful to back-up catcher Toby Hall. It seems like Buehrle was just joking around because him and AJ get along really well. |
| 4:55
| Then today the Buehrle/AJ thing is still a huge issue in one of the papers. It's not a big issue though. |
| 4:56
| Also in Mariotti's column today he said there was a picture going around that Jerry Reinsdorf sent in with a picture of himself and Mike North shaking hands. There was a thought bubble above Mike's head that said "Leave Dad Alone" with an arrow pointing to Jerry. |
| 4:57
| That doesn't seem like something Jerry Reinsdorf would do. It seems like something Mike North would do actually. |
| 4:58
| Bill Miller from Majestic is listening to the show right now, he's a fan. He told Ed that he would get Steve and Buzz any Sox jersey they wanted. |
| 4:59
| Steve doesn't really wear jerseys but he does like all the Majestic stuff. He could just wear the jersey around the neighborhood when he runs pretending he's a player. |
| 5:00
| He's thinking of taking up chewing tobacco but Ed doesn't think Janet would like that. |
| 5:01
| When is Buzz coming out to a game? He said he wanted to wait until the weather got warmer and it's warm tonight. |
| 5:02
| It was 57º on Sunday and then 87º yesterday. That rain delay on Sunday was brutal too. |
| 5:04
| Steve has to say that when he was watching the Cubs game on Sunday it was nice to hear a TV broadcast where the announcers talk about the game instead of what they'd do if they were in the game. |
| 5:05
| Hawk and DJ need to stop talking about themselves. It's like they're playing a baseball video game. Someone needs to tell them to stop talking about themselves. |
| 5:06
| Pete is probably predisposed to not like Hawk and DJ but he has noticed that? All they do is talk about themselves. Bob Brenly and Len Kaspar did a really good job because they weren't talking about themselves. |
| 5:07
| Pete has noticed Hawk and DJ talking about themselves more and more. Brenly and Kaspar were a little more pro-Cubs but at least they weren't talking about themselves constantly. |
| 5:08
| Steve loves Hawk and he likes DJ but he had to say it. He preferred Hawk and DJ back when they were first paired up and didn't like each other. Now they're tight as ticks and they can't stop talking about themselves. |
| 5:15
| It's time now for the last 24 Report with Jeff Schwartz. Steve can hear Buzz's heartbreaking. |
| 5:16
| Buzz is glad 24 is over, it's a relief. Jeff is in California and he doesn't even know what he watched last night. |
| 5:17
| Jeff was going to pretend he was in Valencia for the phone call but then he realized it wasn't that funny. Jeff was at Mel's Diner today. |
| 5:18
| He did have a celebrity but he's in Hollywood. He saw one of the Olson Twins and she was as skinny as the straw in his Diet Coke. He drinks Diet Coke with a straw? |
| 5:19
| There were a few things Steve didn't understand last night. FIrst of all you can't just blow up and oil right and expect James Cromwell to be dead and the chip to be destroyed. |
| 5:20
| Second, Steve doesn't want to live in a country where it takes two fighter jets to get from their base in Southern California to the rig in a half an hour. Even if they were flying from the base near San Juan Capistrano is still wouldn't take long. |
| 5:21
| After 24 hours of this season everyone was convinced Josh was Jack's son and that didn't happen, at least this year. |
| 5:22
| Jeff got the feeling that the 24 writers couldn't wait for this season to end. Steve doesn't get feelings like that but Jeff is very sensitive. He probably wanted to call the writers and tell them to love their families. |
| 5:23
| Steve saw that there are 4 audio cuts here but he likes to do things in threes. Jeff doesn't have to do any of the audio. If Steve plays any audio he'll only play three. |
| 5:24
| Jeff is going to Dan Tana's for dinner tonight. It's not as good as people say it is. It's very crowded and the food is OK. |
| 5:25
| Who thinks that's cool to go to? Jeff has never been and he's always wanted to go. He was reading some magazine and he saw Ryan Philippe coming out. |
| 5:26
| Jeff is going to Dan Tana's with reservations and someone who has clout. He can't divulge who it is though. |
| 5:27
| Jeff wants to know if the cicadas have emerged yet. The cool weather has been slowing them down slightly. |
| 5:28
| If Jeff gets bored at Dan Tana's he can go down the street to The Palm. Jeff's wife once had lunch their with Paula Abdul. |
| 5:29
| The lead story on the news in LA is that Paula Abdul hurt herself badly by tripping over her dog. Steve has had a lot of dogs and he's never tripped over one. |
| 5:30
| The best part of last night's episode was Bill Buchanan coming back and flying the helicopter onto the oil rig. |
| 5:31
| Jeff will miss Steve and Buzz very much, he loves them both. Jeff needs to stop saying that on the phone, it creeps Steve out. It's like they're having phone sex. He's in his hotel room with his pants undone rubbing a Toblerone on himself. |
| 5:38
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:40
| Steve feels that bankruptcy is the chicken's way out unless it's the kind where you still have to pay everyone back. |
| 5:41
| Song: Take the Money and Run, Steve Miller Band |
| 5:45
| That's the demo version of that song. There was a bank robbery earlier today although it didn't end well. |
| 5:46
| That song just goes to show you that sometimes you should just leave well enough alone. That demo is way better than the other version. |
| 5:51
| A porn star claims a state trooper let drug charges slide in exchange for...whoa! In exchange for a type of sex. Then she complained? |
| 5:52
| The woman claims she has proof in the form of the trooper's own in-car camera. |
| 5:53
| The woman did not answer phone calls or emails for an interview but she said on her blog that the trooper sent her a copy of the video. Everyone has a blog these days. |
| 5:54
| The woman was pulled over while driving a pink Honda accord. That just screams "pull me over" because Pink is not a factory option. |
| 5:55
| When she was pulled over the woman told the officer she was on happy pills, which is something you say when you're on happy pills. The officer told her a drug charge would mean she wouldn't be able to leave the state and she said she traveled frequently to California for work. That's probably your San Fernando Valley. |
| 5:56
| The woman then told the officer she was in the adult film industry and he said he always wanted to do something like that. There are probably a ton of male adult film stars who say they want to be state troopers. |
| 5:57
| The officer then asked the woman who much it would cost for a certain sex act. |
| 6:05
| News with Buzz |
| 6:06
| Democrats have finally agreed to help President Bush fund the war without a timetable for withdrawal in Iraq. Those Democrats are really gettin' it on aren't they? There was a lot of big talk about all these changes they were going to make. |
| 6:07
| The troop size will also double in Iraq. The Democrats are kicking ass and taking names for people to send over there. |
| 6:08
| A Will County judge has denied Craig Stebic's request for sole custody of his children in the wake of the disappearance of his wife. That seems a little inappropriate. |
| 6:09
| Steve finds Lisa Stebic very attractive. He would have answered her ad on Craigslist but she said no dudes. Steve feels he could have convinced her to lift that rule but then he'd be a person of interest. |
| 6:10
| NBC is dropping Dateline anchor Stone Phillips in a cost-cutting measure. That guy is a tool shed. He doesn't do anything. He just sits there reading in his stilted delivery. |
| 6:12
| Stebic only applied for temporary full custody of his kids. He probably didn't want any grandparents involved. |
| 6:13
| In all the pictures of Lisa Stebic she's really cute. Craig used to look good but not so much lately. |
| 6:14
| One teller is dead following the bank robbery on the Southside. A security guard and a customer are in critical condition. |
| 6:15
| Alderwoman Fredreena Lyle held a press conference denouncing the robbery. She really went out on a limb on that one. |
| 6:16
| Steve doesn't get the Queen Latifah reference she's making. She was in a bank robbery movie called Set it Off but as far as Steve can tell the bank was robbed by three guys, not three pleasingly plump black women. |
| 6:17
| There has to be a more apt cinematic analogy she can make. Buzz feels Dog Day Afternoon is too old for her. He can't remember who's in Dead Presidents either. |
| 6:18
| The FBI is offering $50,000 for information leading to the arrest of anyone involved in the robbery. That's probably more than they got from robbing the bank. |
| 6:20
| Atlanta Falcon's QB Michael Vick has escaped dog fighting charges. Steve loves the way Buzz says falcon, it's so medieval. |
| 6:21
| Washington Redskin Clinton Portis is defending Vick, saying he can do what he wants if they're his dogs. Steve's pretty sure the law would say otherwise. |
| 6:31
| Live read: Balance for Life |
| 6:32
| Live read: Chicagoland Speedway |
| 6:34
| Song: Cicada, S.R. Dahl |
| 6:37
| Every 17 years that song comes in handy. |
| 6:43
| A girl ate a live cicada on TV? Was that last night on Fox News? Was it The Ten or The Nine? |
| 6:44
| It was on The Nine, she ate it, chewed it and opened her mouth to show she swallowed it. |
| 6:45
| The last time the cicadas emerged Buzz was involved in several cicada-eating contests. He saw guys wolfing down a ton of them. Steve ate a chocolate-covered one the last time but he won't be doing that this time. |
| 6:46
| They shouldn't be doing that on the news though, that's something a DJ would do. We should get a thousand cicadas and make Patrick Bertoletti eat them. |
| 6:46
| That would be pretty gross though because Steve would want them to be alive. "You talkin' to meat?" |
| 6:47
| Steve has some info about why Oprah doesn't want her dad writing a tell-all book. At the age of 6 she moved to Milwaukee with her who wasn't as supportive as her grandmother. She said she was molested by her cousin, uncle and a family friend. |
| 6:48
| At age 14 she became pregnant but lost the baby after birth. Buzz is wondering how she lost the baby. He never happy is he? |
| 6:49
| Also at 14 she moved to Tennessee to live with her father. He was strict by made her education his priority. In Tennessee she became an honor student. It doesn't sound like he did that bad with her. |
| 6:50
| Maybe she had a falling out with him at some point. She should just pay him off but she loves being the victim. It's like her own Color Purple though. |
| 6:51
| Oprah was born when her father was in the Armed Forces. She spent her first 6 years living in rural poverty with her grandmother Hattie Mae, as did Steve. Steve also got pregnant at age 14 but lost the baby. |
| 6:52
| Oprah's whole tale of woe sounds a little made up but that's just Steve's opinion. |
| 6:57
| Steve's going to the Sox game with Pat Dahl tonight. It's warm out, Steve will leave it out. |
| 6:58
| He and Pat will be listening to Matt and Brendan on those giant yellow FM headphones. Matt is family and there's nothing more important than family-guh! |
