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| 2:15
| Steve's next beach party is down near where Stan wanted to get a condo and park his boat. Stan should start at the Sunset Marina, they have a good selection of used boats. |
| 2:16
| Boats do not hold their value at all so he could probably get a great deal. It's probably because guys who have boats are always looking to upgrade to the newest model. |
| 2:17
| Part of the plan was for Stan and Terry to get a boat together. They should call it Chilligan's Island. The name is the most important part of the boat. |
| 2:18
| They could hit up Venetian Night with the neon lights and the hip-hop on their boat. |
| 2:19
| Today a listener offered Stan and Terry his house in Gary. It's right on the lake but he said it's 3 blocks from a couple of crack houses. |
| 2:20
| The guy said the taxes are about $10,000 a year. You'd think with all the casinos and lake sludge they wouldn't have high taxes. |
| 2:21
| Stan only know one back family that owns a boat. You don't see a lot of black boaters. Terry thinks that the long trip from Africa took care of any boating urges. |
| 2:22
| Steve hasn't been on his boat at all this year. He was waiting for his macerator to be unhooked because he's a chronic macerator. |
| 2:23
| Terry is definitely in for a boat named Chilligan's Island. That's the first step towards Stan getting a boat. They could go in on Steve with his boat if they want but it doesn't have a cabin. |
| 2:24
| Stan would need a boat with a cabin because he wants a place that smells like coconut. |
| 2:30
| Song: Shark Attack, Wailing Souls |
| 2:34
| That's one of Steve's favorite songs and as Buzz knows he's not a big reggae fan. That song really gets it going but most reggae is very lazy. Have you ever seen people play it? They don't even move and they skip 2 of the 4 beats. |
| 2:35
| Steve likes some reggae but he really likes that one because it has energy. Is Steve right about that one Pete? |
| 2:36
| Take your time Pete. Apparently he's too lazy from the reggae. Pete agrees. Buzz is just trying to say all reggae sounds the same because Steve always says all blues sounds the same. |
| 2:37
| A lot of times Steve doesn't like the complaining in reggae songs either. That song had some complaining but he didn't mind. Steve's been to Jamaica, they were much better off with the British. |
| 2:38
| A lot of Hawaii music has complaining in it too, they want their island back. That's probably not going to happen though. It must be an island thing but it's weird to hear some guy singing about sovereignty poolside at the really nice hotel. |
| 2:39
| The Hawaiians will never get their islands back but they could overthrow Oprah. They did get one of their islands back but it was the one used by the military for target practice so there are still a lot of unexploded shells littering the land. |
| 2:40
| Buzz finds it fascinating that everyone in Jamaica, from their president on down to a cleaning lady, listens to reggae. |
| 2:41
| The Jamaicans just seem very lazy. The best thing Steve ever saw in Jamaica was a guy tending bar in a roadside shack in a hammock. Now that is lazy but it's also genius. |
| 2:42
| Not all Jamaicans are lazy but there seems to be a weird edge to everyone. Pothead Buzz is the one who visits Jamaica although everyone is a pothead there. |
| 2:43
| Drinking Buzz visits New Orleans where he goes to his favorite burger place and gets a barbecue beef sandwich. |
| 2:44
| Reggae's traditional themes are social criticism but many songs also discuss love, sex and socializing. Many reggae songs promote the use of cannabis which is a sacrament in the Rastafari movement. |
| 2:49
| Buzz goes to Sandals in Jamaica which is where Michael from The Office also went. Buzz suspects Michael was at the party Sandals, Buzz goes to the one that doesn't allow kids. It's more subdued. |
| 2:50
| What do they call the one Buzz goes to, Sandals Geriatric? It has a more colonial theme with pictures of the Queen. The other Sandals is where you go for the wild parties and the wife-swapping. |
| 2:51
| If Buzz and Aimee get restless though they can always hop on the shuttle to the other Sandals. Buzz is going to get something good in return because he's bringing something good. |
| 2:52
| It took Buzz half of that Office episode to realize that Michael had a braid in his hair. It's really weird to see the women returning from Jamaica with the braids still in. Is that how they're going to return to Barrington? |
| 2:53
| Steve accidentally had some pot in Jamaica and ended up hiding in the bath tub for 5 hours from his gardener, who he thought was going to kill him. |
| 2:54
| Steve's not sure if his gardener actually had it out for him. He had a three-room villa which seemed a bit like overkill since he was alone. He had a security guard in the backyard who would watch TV through the screen door. |
| 2:55
| It was actually a 4 bedroom villa but the fourth one was for the gardener who would wake up every morning at 4:00 AM and hack away at the bushes. Steve imagines the guy had a lot of contempt for him. |
| 2:56
| He also had a cook who would ask him for money to go buy food. Everyday he gave her about $100 and she returned with a tin of anchovies. |
| 2:57
| Steve didn't have a great time in Jamaica but it wasn't too bad. He went to a really good authentic jerk chicken stand that also had prostitutes working it. |
| 2:59
| The prostitutes took their clients into the bushes which seemed a little too au naturale and also dangerous. |
| 3:04
| Steve needs to make a phone call and Buzz won't be asking who he's calling. Finally! It didn't take long for Buzz to stop asking, only 40 or 50 times. |
| 3:05
| Steve's trying to reach someone in marketing/promotions. Adam is not there, what's Jill's number. |
| 3:06
| Jill made some hip-hop guys leave Steve's dressing room at North Beach last Saturday, how cool was that? Even the bouncer couldn't do that. Then she brought back 10 pizzas! And good ones too! |
| 3:07
| Steve wants to know how many VIP passes to give out for the next beach party. It's 10 2-packs per day for the next three Fridays. Jill's not from Brooklyn but it seems like she should be. |
| 3:08
| The last time the show was in Mexico both Jill and her mom looked like they'd be dosed with Rohypnol. It might have been guacamole overload. The human body can only take so much guacamole. |
| 3:09
| Yesterday Steve was going to trigger the giveaway with a sound effect from Papi Chulo's website. Instead he decided to re-record Aloha Friday with lyrics that mention the beach broadcasts. |
| 3:10
| It was pointed out to Steve that he might not want to hear that all day so instead he's going to play it twice today and 5 callers each time will win. |
| 3:11
| Steve came in and recorded the new song with Pete who put some nice reverb on his voice. Steve thinks it went well but Pete never gives him any encouragement so he doesn't know for sure. |
| 3:12
| Pete gives Steve a lot of off-air encouragement or he tells Mary stuff. LIke just during that whole Jill thing he was telling her that he was dying of laughter. |
| 3:13
| Pete thought the song sounded great and he wouldn't mind hearing it 10 times today. What if Steve did it three times instead? |
| 3:14
| How about callers 10-13 win the passes, that's 3 pairs of VIP passes. No wait, it's 10-12. Can Mary just tell Steve who the callers are? She's probably sick of him trying to figure it all out on his fingers. |
| 3:15
| Steve calls Jill again. He wants to know how firm she is on the 10 pairs. Jill's fine with 9 pairs or 12 pairs. What about 15? |
| 3:16
| There are about 100 VIP passes. Steve's fine with having more listeners. David Hochberg will just give his passes to one of his friends, he doesn't even care any more. |
| 3:17
| Jill is pretty sure David has a wedding that day so he might not even make it in. Can you get married on a Friday if you're Jewish? Isn't it their sabbath? |
| 3:18
| Jill wouldn't know, she's Irish Catholic. She's not from Brooklyn either, she's a Southsider! Got it?! |
| 3:19
| Steve would rather do 15 passes per day so he'll play the song three times and callers 10-14 win. |
| 3:22
| Live read: Illinois Lottery |
| 3:23
| Ron Lewis, Steve's accountant, wanted to let Steve know that Jewish weddings are generally held after sundown on Saturday and not after sundown on Friday. |
| 3:24
| What is Lindsay Lohan up to Buzz? The Dow also closed a little lower today so Buzz will be in on Monday. He told Steve to look for a correction and he was right. |
| 3:25
| Lindsay was booked for DUI in Beverly Hills but this is from before she went to rehab. She went before they could arrest her, how did that happen? |
| 3:26
| The movie she was scheduled to shoot has been canceled because the financial backers got spooked after she went to Vegas straight out of rehab. Was it a Herbie the Love Bug sequel? |
| 3:27
| It didn't seem like a good idea for her to go to Vegas right after rehab, even if she said she wasn't drinking. |
| 3:28
| Usually with a DUI the arrest comes right at the scene of the incident. The arrest stems from an incident in May when Lindsay drove off the road into a hedge and then left the scene. Maybe the hedge finally decided to press charges. |
| 3:29
| Police found a small amount of what they believed to be cocaine in the abandoned car. It must have been a very small amount because you don't leave coke behind. |
| 3:30
| She must have not been charged right away because she wasn't at the scene. It's hard to charge someone when they're not there. |
| 3:31
| It'll probably be tough to charge her with anything in LA. After all they couldn't even convict OJ despite the glove and the bloody foot prints and the DNA evidence. |
| 3:32
| It doesn't seem like Vegas is a good idea for Lindsay though. She should have at least called Steve, he could have shown her his sober Vegas which is still very fun. It's cost her a movie too. |
| 3:33
| Steve and Buzz should get into movie financing. It looks really fun everyday when Steve drives in and sees the crews setting up for Batman with all their walkie-talkies. At the very least they should get walkie-talkies. |
| 3:34
| Steve also remembers the picture of Lindsay passed out in a car but she wasn't driving, when was that? |
| 3:35
| According to Brendan that was the day after incident where she ran into the hedge but before she went into rehab. |
| 3:36
| Caller Patrick read in a Lindsay Lohan story that she crashed her car and then a friend picked her up and took her to a clinic because she'd been slightly injured. That's probably how someone got her blood-alcohol level. |
| 3:37
| That's why that one guy on John From Cincinnati didn't want to go to the hospital, he doesn't want to be in the system. She should have gone straight to rehab, they probably don't do a blood-alcohol test. |
| 3:38
| It seems like when you're thrust into an acting career at that young of an age and these problems run in your family, it's hard to put the breaks on. |
| 3:39
| How about that 90-year old woman who drove into the Panera? Her and her husband both walked away too. The husband was sporting a sweet retro sweater although it's not really retro when you're 94. |
| 3:40
| It seems way worse to run into a Panera instead of a hedge. Imagine you're just sitting there enjoying your chicken noodle soup in a bread bowl and the next thing you know you're pinned under a car. |
| 3:41
| Steve has another Lohan article from some hip, kids website that's really hard to read. It's white type on a black background. |
| 3:42
| Is Lindsay one of the girls who slides across the front seat of a car with no underpants on? Because Steve likes that. Otherwise he doesn't have time to follow all of this stuff. |
| 3:43
| Steve thinks he has this straightened out. She was out until 5:00 AM one night and her car went into the hedge. Then the next night she was out at a club and that's when someone took a picture of her passed out in the front seat of a car. So they had a whole day to arrest her but they didn't. The police were probably told to come back when she wasn't so hungover. |
| 3:44
| Brendan follows all of this stuff, much to the detriment of society. He does a report Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday on the Matt Dahl Show. |
| 3:45
| Matt doesn't let him do it everyday because he doesn't want him to feel that important. It's a way to keep him down. But it's safe to say that Brendan is an avid follow of celebrity news. |
| 3:46
| If Brendan has any connections in Hollywood he'd love to show Lindsay his sober version of Vegas. Red Bulls all around, staying at the Four Seasons which doesn't have a casino. |
| 3:49
| On the phone is Mitch Robinson from Comcast Sportsnet. He wasn't covering the Cubs game, he's on his way downtown to do the White Sox post-game with Beltin' Bill Melton. |
| 3:50
| The Cubs won today but Steve doesn't really care how well they're playing because he's not a Cubs fan. It's fun for Mitch to watch baseball when teams are winning as opposed to scuffling along. |
| 3:51
| The Sox did win last night and that Bukvich kid actually didn't blow the game. Mitch thinks the Sox will be able to turn it around next year but Steve still has tickets for this year. |
| 3:52
| Let's talk about the Cubs then. Aramis had a good game today, he's up to 16 home runs and 64 RBIs right now. Mitch thinks it says a lot to come away with a win when Mike Fontenot is your number 3 hitter but he had a couple stolen bases. |
| 3:53
| Steve can barely contain his excitement about the Cubs. The sick thing about this is that Steve goes home every night and watches the Sox game. |
| 3:54
| Steve just loves going over that Cubs stuff, he can't contain himself. He's not saying he doesn't deserve it though. |
| 3:55
| The sick thing is that he still watches all the games. Then they win and he goes to look at the standings and their still 14 1/2 games out. The Tigers just don't lose, that's how it happens. |
| 3:56
| Buzz is wondering if Steve has any other teams he could pull out of the closet and root for. He doesn't really, plus he still has a bunch of Sox games to go to. He's going to three next week! |
| 3:57
| Steve could root for the Dodgers but that doesn't seem appropriate at this time considering what the Cubs are doing. Buzz is still upset the Dodgers left Brooklyn. So is Steve's grandfather. |
| 3:58
| When Buzz was a kid he was acutely aware of the Yankees, then the Dodgers, then the Red Sox. |
| 3:59
| Steve's grandfather moved to LA around the same time the Dodgers did but he still hated them for leaving Brooklyn. It doesn't seem very logical but that's what's making it OK for Steve to be illogical about all of this. |
| 4:00
| Steve has CLTV on now and they're doing the Lindsay Lohan story. She did leave her flashers on when she left her car so at least she did that. |
| 4:01
| There's some Metromix chach giving the Lindsay Lohan report. It's funny to watch the anchor try to talk to him. The chach is sporting the sport coat with polo shirt and the spiked hair. |
| 4:02
| This chach is really bad, he can't even say divorce properly. Larry David's wife is filing for divorce. Buzz read an article yesterday that said she'd been carrying on with the gardener for the past 7 years. |
| 4:03
| Steve didn't read that but it sounds like irreconcilable differences. Plus he'll need a new gardener. |
| 4:06
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:07
| Tomorrow, while you're enjoying your weekend, you might take time out to wish the President well on his colonoscopy. While he's having that done Dick Cheney will be President. A lot could happen in a few hours too. |
| 4:08
| San Francisco sustained a minor earthquake this morning that caused minimal damage and caused no injuries. |
| 4:09
| It's being reported on Fox News that according to a high-ranking police officer in Aruba, Natalee Holloway died of a cocaine overdose. Buzz can't believe this is being reported. |
| 4:10
| Buzz is the one reporting it though! It's all over Fox but aren't they more of an entertainment channel? Is Buzz exposing Fox, passing along bad information or both? |
| 4:11
| This was being reported by Bill O'Reilly, who's a bit of a loose canon. Something doesn't necessarily have to be true for him to report it. He's one of those "If I say it it's true" guys. |
| 4:12
| Bill O'Reilly is not accountable for anything, he'll say whatever he feels like saying, just like that Nancy Grace. |
| 4:17
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 4:18
| Steve got an email from a listener who returned from the tent sale with a flat screen HD/DVD combo and Klipsch iPod speakers. |
| 4:19
| Steve's going to play a song right now, something summery for Aloha Friday. Also, when you hear the special version of Aloha Friday be the 10-14 caller and win VIP passes for the Papi Chulo's broadcast. |
| 4:20
| Song: Fins, Jimmy Buffett |
| 4:24
| Where did Buzz see the thing about Larry David's wife carrying on with the gardener because Steve can't find it anywhere. |
| 4:25
| Steve did find something about her being seen around Martha's Vineyard with a prominent developer. Buzz saw it in some gossip column but he can't remember which one. |
| 4:26
| There is some really mean stuff in the Boston Globe about her though, like how she has a private jet but always tells people what kind of car to drive. |
| 4:27
| Mark Czerniec is on the phone. He was unable to find anything about a gardener but there is something about her spending 6 years renovating a house which leaves a huge carbon footprint according to one neighbor. |
| 4:28
| If you live in California, why do you need to go to Martha's Vineyard, other than for the wicked chowda. Why not just go to Hawaii? |
| 4:29
| Steve just gets a little hinky when he can't find something that Buzz says. Not that he doesn't trust him though. |
| 4:30
| Then that Natalee Holloway thing, they haven't even found her body so how does anyone know she overdosed? |
| 4:31
| Mark hasn't seen anything anywhere about Natalee Holloway so maybe O'Reilly has the scoop of the century. Mark's been warned by Keith Olberman about that guy though. |
| 4:32
| Steve isn't watching any news any more. How about a channel that just gives you the news from most important to least important. Iraq goes to the top and Michael Vick is at the very bottom. |
| 4:33
| Mark's favorite thing is the themed news. Michael Vick was charged with the dog fighting stuff and now every channel up and down the dial is talking about dog fighting, even though it's been going on for decades. |
| 4:34
| The same thing happens around here though. If they have some sweet video of a motorcycle crash you get stories about that for a week even though it happens all the time. |
| 4:35
| CNN Is like a drug cartel though, they send out video to all the stations and get back video from them. They're the Pablo Escobar of news. |
| 4:36
| Not that Fox isn't a cartel in it's own right but they're more self-contained. CNN Is actually doing more damage by spreading their stuff everywhere so some knucklehead at a station in South Bend puts it on the air. |
| 4:37
| Mark would like to see Buzz as an expert on CNN from time-to-time. It could be Buzz and Sanjay Gupta talking about dog fights. Buzz has been to dog fights and he even videotaped one. |
| 4:38
| Steve wouldn't be surprised if we see a spate of stories about old people driving into Panera restaurants. Last night they had poor Stacey Baca out at the Panera with a guy sweeping up glass. They hope to have the Panera open soon and thank God! Where else would Steve get his asiago cheese bread? |
| 4:39
| Buzz was under the impression that the footage of the old people walking away from the accident was file footage. Why would the guy have a sweater on in the hot weather? |
| 4:40
| The wife probably made him put the sweater on. What are the odds they'd have file footage of them walking through a parking lot? |
| 4:41
| When Mark was a kid his grandma stayed with them in a babysitting capacity. One day dropping the kids off at school she gunned it and drove right up onto the sidewalk. |
| 4:42
| The kids were all horrified but she gave them a look like it was OK to do because she's a grandma. |
| 4:43
| It was nice to see Stacey Baca change outfits for the 10:00 PM news from her previous report. Sometimes Linda Yu is in the same outfit all night. |
| 4:44
| Steve was wondering how the Panera would reopen with plywood in place of the window but then he realized they don't need functioning windows. They just need a good WiFi connection and bread that can be hollowed out and made into a soup bowl. It's a soup bowl and a loaf of bread! |
| 4:45
| Steve's pretty sure they also interviewed a woman who got pinned under the car and she just seemed mad that she wasn't able to eat. Then someone pulled the car off her like Superman. |
| 4:46
| Steve would have gone around to the back of the car and grabbed the jack to lift the car off. |
| 4:47
| Did Mark drive Pete all the way home on Saturday night because he was drunk? Mark didn't think Pete was drunk, he just didn't have another means home. |
| 4:48
| Pete gets pretty drunk on the road but he got the sense that it was going to be a long night with the robot dancing and all. Was there unwanted touching in the car from Pete? |
| 4:49
| It didn't happen in the car but on the way out there was some unwanted touching from a large gentleman on Aimee. Mark first thought he should just punch the guy but then kept walking. |
| 4:50
| Steve would have just punched the guy but he'd be facing charges. Mark would probably be mourned. He'd be facing a dirt nap. No one expected Mark to take on the hip-hop guy but he did. Turns out he was schtrapped and carrying a razor. |
| 4:51
| It was very nice of Mark to take Pete home because Rogers Park is totally out of the way. There's no easy way to get there from the expressway which is another great reason to move there. Did Pete try to get them to take him back to Racine? |
| 4:52
| As Mark was saying goodbye to Pete he saw a look of panic flash across his face. Then the hair band came on stage and Pete asked if they were going anywhere near Rogers Park. That really is an imposition. |
| 4:53
| It wasn't that far out of their way plus they got to enjoy Pete apologizing the entire way home and telling them he could be dropped off any random corner. |
| 4:54
| Steve's looking at a giant map of the Chicagoland area and even from where he sits he can tell it's completely out of the way. |
| 4:55
| Pete should have just asked Buzz for a ride home. He was with his crazed bodyguard who he ends up having to guard. Steve likes Chris Wood but he got a little crazed about halfway through the night. Then he called into Bob and Ron's show to shake Ron down for the money he owed Buzz. |
| 4:56
| What does Pete do when he gets home, go on Craigslist and find a hooker? Or maybe one of those girls who will come over if you have coke. |
| 4:57
| Hopefully Larry David is not on Martha's Vineyard any more because it seems like a small island. It seemed very small on Wings. |
| 4:58
| They had a very small airport with a nice snack counter, that's all Steve knows. |
| 4:59
| Live read: Gierczyk Properties |
| 5:00
| Buzz has not lined up his gig in New Buffalo yet. Steve should probably just give Buzz Jim Gierczyk's email address. Jim's a musician too, a guitar player. Maybe he and Buzz could jam it out. |
| 5:01
| Jim was in bands around the same time that Steve was playing with Teenage Radiation. There was a whole generation of guys who put their guitars down. |
| 5:02
| Once they get that new train station in New Buffalo the place will be rockin'. Jim said it'll take 56 minutes from Union Station to New Buffalo. All they need to do is open the casino and the strip club and you'll have everything you need. |
| 5:08
| It's time for the Five O'Clock Taco Bell. Joining Steve and Buzz on the set of the Five O'Clock Taco Bell is Brendan Greeley. |
| 5:09
| Brendan requested to be part of this today because he forgot his in-between shows snack. Steve gives Brendan the last hour of this show off to get ready for the Matt Dahl Show although every time Steve goes back their they're both sitting in the office texting people or napping. |
| 5:10
| Plus when Brendan leaves Tina gets on the phone and gets all preachy. It happened yesterday when Steve and Buzz were trying to score some Mirapex to increase their urge to gamble and have sex. Then Tina put someone on the phone who actually took it for Parkinson's. |
| 5:11
| Brendan normally brings in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to eat between shows. Does he ever put butter on a PB & J? What kind of jelly is he running out at the house? |
| 5:12
| Brendan likes strawberry but Steve prefers the raspberry. This the Five O'Clock Taco Bell though so let's talk tacos. How does a Brendan Greeley eat his taco, other than side-to-side? |
| 5:13
| Steve goes with the mild sauce on his taco. Today his sauce packet says "thanks for rescuing me, hot was driving me crazy," |
| 5:14
| Song: Stand in the Light, Henry Kapono |
| 5:17
| That's one of the few Henry Kapono tunes available on iTunes if you're interested. |
| 5:18
| Caller Jim is just enjoying the beautiful day. It's crystal clear isn't it? Jim also puts butter on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, it's fantastic. You put down the butter as a base for the super chunky peanut butter and the raspberry jam. |
| 5:19
| Jim likes butter on toast with jam as well. Steve doesn't like the smell of toast unless it's his own toast. The first thing Matt Dahl does whenever he comes home is make some toast just to irritate Steve. |
| 5:20
| Last night Steve skipped dinner because he put on a few extra pounds drinking all those Monster energy drinks. Then Pat Dahl fires up the grilled cheese machine. How is Steve not supposed to eat with the smell of grilled cheese in the house? |
| 5:21
| Steve had to go sit by an open window just so he wouldn't smell it. It's not the healthiest option either what with the two sides of bread coated in butter. Really Steve just doesn't like the smell of anything that's not being made for him. |
| 5:25
| Good news for Buzz, airline passengers will be allowed to bring lighters on planes starting next month. Buzz likes to bring his lighter when he travels even though he doesn't smoke. |
| 5:26
| Mothers without babies will also be able to travel with more breast milk, benefiting working mothers. What does that mean? You're traveling for work and pumping breast milk and then you get to bring it home? |
| 5:27
| It's good to see that the TSA is focusing on the important stuff like lighters. It's really hard to find a lighter no matter where you travel. Try going to LA and getting a Bic, it's not easy. |
| 5:28
| Torch lighters with hotter flames will still be banned. What's the difference though, a flame is a flame. It can still be used to light something. |
| 5:29
| Steve forgot that Buzz also likes to travel with breast milk and who doesn't? Steve's been trying to quit the stuff lately. Don't you have to refrigerate breast milk after pumping it? Maybe Steve should work on a portable breast milk cooler this weekend. |
| 5:30
| Lighters are the most seized item at airport security checkpoints. Who would think you could bring lighters on a flight? |
| 5:31
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 5:32
| Caller Jennifer has an idea for the lighter situation. Instead of spending money on disposing of lighters they should be collected at airports. You leave a lighter but then when you arrive at your destination there 's a box of lighters waiting for you. |
| 5:33
| Caller Jennifer, welcome to the Jennifer-Only segment we do every Friday. Jennifer hates to burst Steve's bubble but most breast milk pumps come with a cooler bag. |
| 5:34
| Is it shaped like a breast because that's what Steve's idea was. Obviously it would come in different colors to accommodate the various races. |
| 5:35
| Steve would like to have a third Jennifer call in because he likes to do things in three but for the first Jennifer-Only segment that was pretty good. |
| 5:41
| It's key to know while listening to that Family Guy drop that Brian is a talking dog and he's talking to Lois about breast-feeding. |
| 5:42
| When you hear the specially crafted verse Aloha Friday today be the 10th-14th caller to win 2 VIP passes to the Papi Chulo's broadcast. |
| 5:43
| Right now Steve's going to give away 2 one-day passes for Sunday at Lollapalooza. That's your big day with Pearl Jam and Modest Mouse. Be the 1,059th texter to 41059 with the word Modest to win. |
| 5:44
| Does Steve look like he works at the Post Office to Buzz? Because he was walking back from working out today and as he came through the Aon building a dude dropped a can of pop and it sort of exploded. |
| 5:45
| Steve stopped to assess the damage and decided it wasn't that bad plus he likes Diet Dr. Pepper so he let the kid go. Then some guy came up to him and got about 2 inches from his face, asking him if he knew where the stamp machine was. |
| 5:46
| The stamp machine in Steve's mouth? He told the guy there was a post office right behind him but the guy said "no, no" and then walked away. |
| 5:47
| The guy was weird too, he was like a nerdy, older, creepy guy. At first Steve thought it was code for sex or something, like Steve was trolling for it in the Aon building. |
| 5:48
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 5:49
| Caller Mary wanted to warn Steve about future incidents where guys get up in his face. Once while walking on the street some guy got up in her face and asked for directions while another guy tried to pick her pocket. |
| 5:50
| Mary's middle name is Jennifer so there's the third Jennifer! Steve was standing up against the wall when the guy got up in his face anyway. |
| 5:51
| Caller Paul thinks the stamp machine Steve was looking for was in his mouth. It seems like code for something. |
| 5:52
| Steve's going to bring caller Todd in on this one too. Maybe the guy was afraid to go into the Post Office because his photo was up on the wall. |
| 5:53
| Steve misread the summary of Todd's call. He thought the guy was going to say that the creepy dude's pick-up spot was at the Post Office. |
| 5:54
| Steve was hoping to take things up the ladder with the sick, creepy factor. Turns out Paul's call was the freakiest. |
| 5:55
| It sounds like Paul's in a rain forest. He's got a lot of birds in his house, 8 of them to be exact. Every room in his house is full of birds so he doesn't have a quiet room to do his podcast. |
| 6:00
| Someone sent Steve an email that says "stamp machine/parking validation" but that doesn't make any sense. |
| 6:01
| Steve thinks it was a come-on and he was half-inclined to take the guy up on it. If he liked Diet Dr. Pepper he could have licked the back of Steve's legs. That would have been a good come-on. |
| 6:02
| Time for some sports. The Cubs beat the Diamondbacks 6-2 and Aramis Ramirez drove in 4 runs. |
| 6:03
| Kerry Wood threw 7 pitches in one inning giving up a hit and getting one strikeout. Ooh! |
| 6:04
| The White Sox are in Boston to take on the Red Sox. Jose Contreras takes the mound against Josh Beckett ya bastahd! |
| 6:05
| The FBI is investigating an NBA referee who may have bet on games and effecting their outcome. It sounds like a pretty good racket that guy had until he got caught. |
| 6:06
| Miami Dolphin Joey Porter was fined $150,000 by the NFL for his part in a scuffle with another player in Las Vegas. It seems like everyone is running amok in Vegas. What's happening in Vegas in not staying in Vegas. |
| 6:07
| Joe Morgan, ESPN's #1 baseball analyst, told a bogus story during a game on Sunday night. Morgan claimed that in 1964 while playing Houston he hit a game-winning RBI that helped his team beat the Phillies and continue a winning streak which knocked them out of the playoffs. |
| 6:08
| As it turns out Houston didn't play the Phillies during that losing streak and Morgan didn't have an RBI against the Phillies that season. |
| 6:12
| Live read: Illinois Lottery |
| 6:13
| Nuevos rancheros with Buzz |
| 6:14
| The Dow closed at 13, 851 which means we'll see Buzz on Monday, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. |
| 6:15
| While President Bush undergoes a routine colonoscopy, Vice President Dick Cheney will be President. There's a joke somewhere in there but Steve can't say it on the air. |
| 6:16
| Buzz doesn't think there's such thing as a routine colonoscopy. He thought there was a less elaborate procedure but it's not a colonoscopy. |
| 6:17
| The FBI is investigating whether an NBA referee gambled on games he was calling and made phone calls to effect the point spread of games. That would be interstate crime. It seems like he's in big trouble but how did anyone find out? |
| 6:18
| Someone he was gambling with probably blew the whistle on him. That doesn't happen very often to a referee. |
| 6:19
| Caller Alex is a doctor. After the age of 50 everyone is supposed to get a colonoscopy. What Buzz is talking about is a sigmoidoscopy, which is what they used to offer. The colonoscopy is much better though. |
| 6:20
| They give you drugs when you get a colonoscopy too. That's why Buzz goes every week. |
| 6:21
| When Buzz got his colonoscopy at Northwestern they told him about the sigmoidoscopy. Northwestern hospital or Northwestern University? |
| 6:22
| Investigator's in New Jersey are trying to figure out how a rocket launcher ended up on a woman's front lawn. Her neighbor was shocked when he came across it, as you can imagine. |
| 6:23
| The standard of using vitamin C to treat a cold may not help at all according to Australian and Finnish researchers have found. That's not going to be good for the vitamin C industry. |
| 6:24
| Sad news in St. Louis, there will not be an Ike Turner Day. St. Louis' mayor declined an offer to proclaim it Ike Turner Day when he performs there next month. |
| 6:25
| Everyone saw What's Love Got to Do With It, all he wanted Tina to do was try the cake. |
| 6:26
| We've got Pizza Tragedies coming up after the break but first Steve needs Buzz's help selecting a theme song. |
| 6:27
| The first one starts off line but then the vocals come in and it throws him off. The chorus is good too, very snappy. We could probably make a nice bed out of that. |
| 6:28
| The next one has a nice shout-out from some kids at the beginning. It also has a reggae feel to it. It seems like the second one is the way to go. It's almost like Steve wrote it himself. |
| 6:33
| That's another fine drop from My Boys, the show with all the stupid Chicago references. At least they said Nunzio's pizza and not something like Uno's. The girl from that show was a featured guest around here this week. |
| 6:34
| She was on the G-Spot and then Stan and Terry after having her way with Ramblin' Ray. That seems like too much exposure for someone from My Boys. |
| 6:35
| OK it's time for Pizza Tragedies, call in with your pizza horror stories. There's nothing worse than ordering a pizza and waiting 45 minutes or an hour or more for it. It's even worse when your pizza arrives and it's not what you wanted. |
| 6:36
| Sometimes they forget to process your order and then you call in and they put you to the back of the line. It can also turn tragic when you pick up the pizza and something happens in the car. |
| 6:37
| Steve picks up a pizza from time-to-time but prefers to have it delivered. That's part of the fun of getting pizza. You really have to have it together before you pick-up a pizza. |
| 6:38
| Steve has a pizza tragedy from a listener. Her son just began delivery pizzas so the family decided to support him and make an order. |
| 6:39
| While the son was delivery the pizza he remarked how similar the address was to his own. Then he dropped the pizza on it's side, pushing all of the cheese to one side. Instead of bring a new pizza he just gave his parents the dropped pizza and wouldn't take any money. |
| 6:40
| Caller Ocena is on her way home from Pompeii right and her son just dropped the take-out bag with his slice in it. Now it's all messed up. It's just one slice but it got all over the floor. |
| 6:41
| In future Pizza Tragedy segments Steve will have a coupon to give callers but he doesn't have those now. How about Scoozi, that's pizza. That should work for now. |
| 6:42
| Caller Rich waited about an hour and fifteen minutes for a pizza from a place he's been going to for about 7 years. Unbeknownst to him the place had changed owners. |
| 6:43
| When the pizza arrived it was cold and the delivery guy had eaten a piece. Now that's a pizza tragedy! Rich called the place to complain and the owner said "well, he was hungry!" Six months later they were out of business. |
| 6:44
| Steve's had all sorts of pizza tragedies befall him but he's never had a missing piece before. |
| 6:45
| Last week someone sent Steve an Quicktime movie of the noon news out of Cleveland last week. Dieter of Dare Dieter was the lead story on their news. |
| 6:46
| They have a reporter live on the scene at the hospital where Dieter was taken after a stunt that went awry. Dieter was dared to get into a steel drum and roll down a hill. |
| 6:47
| Steve remembers when Rover was at WCKG Steve found their show notes. They were pricing out a barrel and Steve urged them to go with the reinforced barrel. They wanted to go on the cheap. |
| 6:48
| Who would ever think Rover was a good idea? He doesn't even care and Dieter might be paralyzed. |
| 6:49
| Turns out Dieter was fine and he regained whatever senses he had before the stunt. |
| 6:51
| Does Buzz want to hear more about pizza? A new study shows that pizza topping choices often correlate with someone's behavior. |
| 6:52
| The study was commissioned by Domino's and conducted by the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation right here in Chicago. This sounds like a fake study. |
| 6:53
| How does someone's pizza topping choices determine their behavior? This has to be fake. It gets us talking about Domino's though. |
| 6:54
| Steve's topping choices are sausage, mushroom, onions and pepperoni, what does that say about him? |
| 6:55
| Are Matt and Brendan ready for tonight because last night their theme song wasn't ready. They first blamed it on that knucklehead standing out in the hallway but then blamed it on Skynyrd. That's what Steve teaches in the Steve Dahl Broadcasting School. |
| 6:56
| That was Ed out in the hallway, he's from the Bob & Ron School. He's the guy who makes it so you can barely hear Bob and Ron but you can hear him perfectly. |
| 6:57
| Skynyrd is back tonight though, turns out he comes in handy. It seems like he doesn't do anything around here but really he does a lot. He does all the stuff that Dan pretends to do. |
| 6:58
| Skynyrd doesn't take a lot of credit so when he's not here you notice it. Steve didn't hear anything and then he walked into their studio and they were just staring at each other. By the time Steve got to his office they had recovered and sounded fine. |
