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| 2:03
| For the first time in a while Steve and Terry both have articles in the Tribune on the same day. They're not really on the same subject, Steve's is about Halloween candy and Terry's is about going to a costume party. |
| 2:04
| Stan hasn't read either articles. It sound like he's read the entire paper but he didn't read anything by two people he knows. |
| 2:05
| Stan reads the Red Eye and the Sun-Times in the morning and then the Tribune at night. So it's old news by then? |
| 2:06
| Buzz didn't read either articles, you'd think he would read something written by people he knows. Steve only read his article because he wrote it though. |
| 2:07
| The headline of Terry's article is "Halloween Goes Classy at the Drake." You can pretty much just read the headline and know what the article is about. You could say the same for Steve's headline of "Tis the season for candy eatin'" |
| 2:08
| Maybe Stan and Buzz were on to something by not reading the articles. Somehow they managed to turn it around on him. |
| 2:09
| Stan was wondering if Steve and Terry would be affected by the proposed writer's strike. It's not proposed, they voted to do it, but it's just TV and film writers. |
| 2:10
| Steve knows how much a lot of those writers make and it's a ton of money. This sort of seems like bad timing. |
| 2:11
| Stan was wondering if they got the candy shipment at the Dahl Ranch for Halloween. There are some Skittles in the living room right now. |
| 2:12
| Stan thought Steve didn't like Skittles. If he had read the article he'd know all about this. |
| 2:18
| Live read: Medical Hair Restoration |
| 2:19
| Hair transplants aren't just for movie stars and political candidates any more. What candidates have had transplants? |
| 2:20
| The one Buzz knows for sure is Joe Biden but he had a really bad one about 15 years ago. Back then they used to just take twine and implant it on your head. |
| 2:21
| Buzz was just waiting for the technology to catch up with his look. He's having the procedure done on Saturday and then he'll lay around the house recuperating. |
| 2:22
| That's not any different than a normal Saturday except he'll have to have the Mexican food brought in. Aimee will probably be glad to do that since she's the reason he got the transplant. |
| 2:23
| Does Buzz need special headphones for next week? Steve took the liberty of ordering him a new pair and he's hoping Buzz likes them so much that he gets his current pair out of service. |
| 2:24
| Buzz's headphones don't trap sound very well so there's a weird sort of feedback on some days. When there are a lot of microphones on in the studio and a lot of people wearing headphones your voice doesn't sound as crisp. |
| 2:25
| It was happening yesterday and it's sort of like mental quicksand for Steve. Yesterday was really bad because Steve Dolinsky had his headphones cranked way up because he has a cold. |
| 2:26
| Steve Dolinsky must have blown his nose a hundred times yesterday. Then he made a crack about Buzz's hair transplant. Any time a person with a full head of hair makes a comment about someone who doesn't have a full head of hair it's condescending. No matter how sincere they try to be it sounds condescending. |
| 2:27
| Steve Dolinsky is sort of a little bitch, he also called Pete a 42-year old woman. Steve likes having him on though, but he didn't eat the food he brought in yesterday. |
| 2:28
| Steve Dolinsky didn't bring in Argentinean food, he brought in Argentinean prison food. |
| 2:29
| We've tried to get Buzz new headphones in the past but he doesn't like them. Steve gets being used to a pair of headphones but Buzz needs a pair that hug the ears better. |
| 2:30
| Is there any way Pete could get rid of that pile of headphones in his studio? Every time Steve thinks he needs a new pair the old pair goes back on that pile since they're only a few days old. |
| 2:31
| Steve feels that those headphones are being recycled back into rotation which makes sense but at least hide it a little bit. Otherwise it's just looking Steve right in the face. |
| 2:32
| Buzz now has a new pair of the headphone style he's used to but it doesn't seem to have as much padding as his old pair. And people say Steve's crazy! At least Steve's crazy is based on audio principles. |
| 2:33
| If Buzz doesn't like these headphones he probably won't like the pair that has been ordered for him. |
| 2:34
| People might think Steve and Buzz are crazy about this stuff but with any job you have tools you use that you're used to. |
| 2:35
| We got Buzz the Sennheiser PMX-200. They're mini-neckband headphones for portable players...and broadcasting. Steve just added that last part but they cost about the same amount as Buzz's current headphones. |
| 2:36
| Garry Meier also uses them so he can maintain his perfectly quaffed hair. Meanwhile Jim Turano has a wig on and headphones that go over the top of his head. Maybe that keeps the wig on. |
| 2:40
| Alright our own Pete Zimmerman, from next door, is here. He was just looking at the headphone pile and it is ridiculous. Someone should take a picture of the pile before he cleans it up though. |
| 2:41
| It would be just like Pete to clean up the pile before someone takes the picture. Steve's been asking him to do it for a year. |
| 2:42
| Live read: WCIU |
| 2:43
| Alright it's time for Music Snob Corner, the weekly segment where Pete introduces everyone to a song they've never heard and will probably never want to hear again. Sometimes Steve likes the song a lot though and the band ends up going on to great success. |
| 2:44
| Today's band is from Chicago, they're called The 1900s. Are they a theme band? Do they dress up in period garb and talk about Kaiser Wilhelm? |
| 2:45
| Buzz is aware of a movie with 1900s in the title that features Tim Roth as a piano player on a boat. Steve actually knows that movie and he really likes it. |
| 2:46
| Caller Frank has seen the movie, it's called The Son of 1900, it always comes on some cable channel. He thought it was OK. |
| 2:47
| Steve's Googling the information and he can't come up with it. He can't even find it on Tim Roth's IMDB page. |
| 2:48
| Alright Steve has a movie called The Legend of 1900 but for some reason it's in Italian on Google. What is wrong with Steve's Google, why is it coming up in Italian? Are we on an Italian station? |
| 2:49
| Song: When I Say Go, The 1900s |
| 2:51
| Alright, Steve can't listen to that song any more. He can't in good conscience keep playing that. Buzz was enjoying it but maybe for all the wrong reasons. |
| 2:52
| Pete needs to go home and listen to some Bad Company. This is what's wrong with him. He can't have people knowing he listens to that. |
| 2:57
| Steve feels kind of bad but he couldn't let it go on any longer. He appreciates Buzz having his back on that though. |
| 2:58
| Steve couldn't tell if Pete left the studio in a huff. It sort of seemed like he did though. Buzz thinks Pete enjoys the opportunity to stand up for his music. |
| 2:59
| Steve feels bad but at some point he has to be concerned for the greater good. That song can't be on the show, people will stop listening. |
| 3:00
| Personally, Steve thinks Pete needs to go home and get into the classics. Maybe some Foreigner or something. |
| 3:01
| Steve's not really sure who likes music like The 1900s except for the people in the band. If Steve wrote that kind of music he'd be embarrassed to perform it. That song was bad. |
| 3:02
| Pete disagrees but maybe that's why he didn't leave in a huff. He wasn't even listening. |
| 3:03
| It sounded like the girl singing that song was being attacked. Steve was going to call 911. |
| 3:04
| Caller Al was driving through Englewood when that song was playing. He can't be playing that driving through the hood. |
| 3:05
| Al likes Pete but he's not surprised he doesn't get chicks with that music. Steve thinks Pete might be getting chicks but he's not sure if they live. This is probably why he meets weird chicks. |
| 3:06
| That song should be more like a guilty pleasure, like Oscar de la Hoya wearing women's underwear. |
| 3:07
| Al just wanted to say that one of the funniest things he's ever heard is when Buzz did an impersonation of himself. That was actually an impersonation of Steve's impersonation of Buzz. |
| 3:08
| Al loves the way Buzz tells stories too. Wait until he hears the stories with a full head of hair. |
| 3:09
| Caller Pat has some info about Legend of 1900. It's an Italian-made movie, according to IMDb.com. |
| 3:10
| Buzz guesses that the band The 1900s took their name from this movie since they seemed heavy on the piano. |
| 3:11
| Maybe that band has some other songs that Steve would like. He feels bad since they're a local band and all. |
| 3:12
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 3:16
| Live read: Medical Hair Restoration |
| 3:17
| Steve offered to be a hair donor but Buzz isn't interested. He's not trying to be condescending like Steve Dolinsky either. |
| 3:18
| Buzz's procedure is a one-day thing but it used to be several appointments. When Steve was a kid his friend's dad was a TV director. He had a Porsche and a carphone, which was really just a ship-to-shore radio. He got a hair transplant and Steve remembers him going to the doctor a lot. |
| 3:19
| Actually, Steve's remembering this story better. It was Tim Conway who got the hair transplant. He was friends with the kid's dad. The treatment was pretty painful and it didn't take. |
| 3:20
| Frank Sinatra also dabbled with hair transplants and that was way back. |
| 3:21
| Somebody sent Steve an email that featured the arrest report of that Klutzo the Clown in Florida. The Klutzo who lives in Illinois was upset that the other guy had besmirched the name. |
| 3:22
| The Smoking Gun has the entire arrest report and it's kind of interesting to read. Apparently the local Klutzo had to change his name. |
| 3:23
| Song: Hangin' Around, Counting Crows |
| 3:28
| Alright this police report is 11 pages long so Steve's probably not going to read the entire thing. |
| 3:29
| Jerry Kautz is the local Klutzo and the name is registered. Although what's the point of having the name registered if someone else can take it from you? |
| 3:30
| The Smoking Gun also has a video that the busted Klutzo put together with him in the Philippines with kids. The kids aren't naked, it's a video for his ministry. |
| 3:31
| He's wearing pants that are so big that they have to be held up by suspenders. That's a red flag right there because there's a huge gap where the kids can look down his pants. |
| 3:32
| Paul Carlock arrived at SFO on June, 12 2007 from Manila. He was routinely stopped at customs and his baggage was inspected. He told officers that he owned all the items in his bag including the laptop which only he used. You can see how it starts to go bad. |
| 3:33
| Carlock told customs officers that he had been to the Philippines to visit the House of Joy orphanage to entertain as a clown. |
| 3:34
| Because the Philippines is considered a high risk country for child sex tourism and pornography and because he said the nature of his trip put him in contact with children, customs reviewed images on his digital media devices. That's some good work from the border patrol right there. |
| 3:43
| Live read: WCIU |
| 3:44
| OK back to to Klutzo the Clown. Customs officers found pictures and videos of nude boys by using the computers search function. These guys know what they're doing. |
| 3:45
| Carlock confirmed these were photos of boys from the orphanage that he took. This guy might want to lawyer up. |
| 3:46
| After the interview customs contacted ICE special agent Michael Appio about the situation. |
| 3:47
| Appio then arrived at SFO to interview Carlock further. What does ICE mean? Is that International Child...Exploitation? Maybe he's an expert on ice, like the drug. |
| 3:48
| Carlock explained that the reason the boys were naked is because that's how they lived. His usual MO was to photograph children with his camera and then transfer them to his laptop for editing. |
| 3:49
| Carlock says he edits the photos when he has time but has to use the laptop to view them because of his bad eyes. So he's got the bad peepers and doesn't know he's looking at kiddie porn? |
| 3:50
| Carlock shows the edited photographs in church as part of a slideshow. He explained that an edited photo featured a child in a sexually suggestive position, under the age of 18. This guy really needs to shut up. |
| 3:51
| Steve smells some heavy garlic odor right now. Earlier today there was some sort of Italian food delivery at WBBM. Steve actually sought it out, his nose was carrying him along. |
| 3:52
| Then Steve was sidetracked by Drew, which will happen. Right now Steve is smelling something delightful. Maybe Pete is cooking a Lean Cuisine? |
| 3:53
| Appio reviewed numerous photos saved on Carlock's laptop including one nude boy who appeared to be between 7 and 9. Carlock said he was 10. 10! Of course! What, do they think he's sick or something?! |
| 3:54
| Appio then asked Carlock why a picture that he claimed was edited still appeared to be inappropriate? The only difference between edited and unedited was that the image was larger. |
| 3:55
| It seems like every possible bad thing that could happen to this guy is happening. |
| 3:56
| A program called Evidence Eliminator was also found on on Carlock's laptop. He said he uses it to eliminate files he no longer uses and clear up disk space. |
| 3:57
| Steve's only on page 6 of 11 on this thing. It is very interesting though. Steve finds it fascinating and he's having trouble editing stuff out himself. |
| 4:04
| OK back to Klutzo the Clown. SA Appio asked Carlock how he would feel if a stranger took naked photos of his children at a young age. It's too bad he was detained for so long and didn't even have a chance to pick up a loaf of sourdough bread. |
| 4:05
| Carlock said he would not like someone taking photos of his children naked. He also said that it was OK what he did because the children in the Philippines live like that. |
| 4:06
| Carlock's stage name is Klutzo the Clown but he performs magic under the name Professor Paul the Magician. That's something new we didn't know yet. |
| 4:07
| Carlock also said his wife clowns under the name Smilee but has never been on a trip oversees to clown with him. |
| 4:08
| Carlock also worked in law enforcement for 20 years. He spent 3 years as a Group Juvenile Counselor, 6 years as a trainer with the DOC, worked for four years as a Youth Division detective in Springfield and 4 years in the state's Public Health Department Child Health Division. He loves kids. |
| 4:09
| Carlock said he had problems with a supervisor at the Department of Revenue and then became suicidal and spent time in a psyche ward. So he's setting up the insanity defense here. |
| 4:10
| On September 13th three members of the Philippine National Police interviewed three young boys identified by Carlock in photos he had taken. |
| 4:11
| The owner/director of the HOJ said he was aware of Carlock's photos being confiscated but found them okay. |
| 4:12
| When the owner was shown copies of the confiscated photos he found them inappropriate and sexually suggestive. |
| 4:18
| ALright just a little bit more. On September 28, 2007 a Federal search warrant was executed on Carlock's Springfield, Illinois home. |
| 4:19
| Among the items confiscated were three computers, two external hard drives, three loose hard drives, digital cameras, digital camera media, compact disks and DVDs. |
| 4:20
| A minor interviewed by authorities who was assigned to Carlock by the Illinois Big Brother association said he received two disks from Carlock. One contained photos of them fishing and the other contained photos of naked Filipino boys and girls. |
| 4:21
| Alright does Buzz want to do headlines or does he have a live read to do? Steve could probably do one. |
| 4:22
| Live read: One More Round |
| 4:23
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 4:24
| Two burned bodies have been found in San Diego and an arsonist has been arrested. Steve is sick of seeing these fires on his local news. What good does that do? |
| 4:25
| Marion Brooks was rhapsodizing about how beautiful the pictures and video would be if we didn't know they were fires burning people's houses down. |
| 4:26
| Steve does like the footage of planes dropping stuff onto the fires, they should up that a little bit. His favorite plane is the seaplane that skims across the water and fills up, then drops the water and does it again. |
| 4:27
| Some people are saying that the fires are out of control because the National Guardsmen who would normally help out are in Iraq. That's a hot issue right now. |
| 4:28
| Steve was watching CNN this morning and they were showing footage of astronauts getting off their shuttle and greeting astronauts on the ISS. She kept waiting for the payoff which she thought would be an astronaut somersaulting. |
| 4:29
| She eventually tired of the footage and said it was time to spare the viewer of any more. Then she realized what she was doing and tried to take it back but it was too late. |
| 4:30
| Heather Mills reportedly wants Reese Witherspoon to play her in a movie about her life. But Reese doesn't want to do it because she doesn't want to cut her leg off? |
| 4:31
| The film will supposedly contain some dark moments. Buzz is hoping the have a scene where Heather has to crawl to the bathroom because Paul McCartney took her leg. |
| 4:38
| Live read: Medical Hair Restoration |
| 4:40
| It seems like we're in Perverts Corner here because we're going from Klutzo the Clown to a story about gay cruising. |
| 4:41
| Steve blogged about this Tribune article yesterday which you can access in the archives. |
| 4:42
| Steve came up with some pretty funny names of birds that birdwatchers might come across in gay cruising areas. Steve still doesn't think this would make you gay. |
| 4:43
| Luis Muñoz is a longtime bird watcher but he has also come across a different kind of species, the Chicago Cruiser. |
| 4:44
| Muñoz and fellow bird watchers often come across men trolling for casual sex while looking for birds. |
| 4:45
| Many birders' favorite areas, including at Montrose Harbor's Magic Hedge are littered with used condoms and discarded wrappers. Can't they bring a plastic baggy at least? Like when you're walking your dog. |
| 4:46
| Birders feel cruisers are tasteless at best but at worst they're uneasy from occasional leers and advances. |
| 4:47
| It's easy to spot cruises in these areas because they don't have any birding gear with them. |
| 4:48
| It's all about eye contact according to Sgt. Phil Greco of Chicago's Town Hall district. They have ordered stings at Montrose Harbor in the past. It seems to Buzz like it would be hard to do stings for this kind of stuff because you can't tell for sure who's there for what. It's not like it's Larry Craig in the bathroom stall. |
| 4:49
| Cruisers have their defenders, including Buzz, who say that it's part of healthy adult sexuality. |
| 4:50
| Alderman Tom Tunney says that police officers are wasting their time trying to combat an activity that has been going on for hundreds of years. |
| 4:51
| Steve doesn't really care if the police gave Tom Tunney his license back after he got pulled over. He's an alderman. That being said, what kind of alderman doesn't have a bond card? |
| 4:52
| Everyone should have a bond card otherwise they take your license away. At least when they do take the license they don't staple it to the paperwork any more. |
| 5:00
| Steve feels that drop needs to be explained. It was Johnny Drama on Entourage having sex with a woman on the beach at Cannes. |
| 5:01
| Steve needs a Taco Pal and he needs one now. He's got a nice original Taco Bell taco waiting for him. |
| 5:02
| Caller Jerry had a response for Steve's Thought for the Day. Wait what was his Thought for the Day? |
| 5:03
| Steve will just read it since everyone was is unique and individual. Someone sent Steve a response to a Thought for the Day the other day saying it was a great way to remind people to listen. Steve didn't respond. |
| 5:04
| Steve's Thought for the Day today was "Halloween costume idea: Tape a bunch of Charcoal briquettes to your head and torso and go as San Diego County." |
| 5:05
| Jerry wanted to go as the Montrose Harbor Magic Head for Halloween, how would he go about doing that? |
| 5:06
| Caller Dan is Steve's Taco Pal. He just picked up a chicken crunch wrap supreme from a Taco Bell in Libertyville. |
| 5:07
| Steve is not familiar with that item. It's sort of like a Mexican pizza wrapped in a bigger tortilla. Steve loves when it's a tortilla in a tortilla. |
| 5:08
| Steve likes that one where they paste the thicker tortilla to the inner tortilla with beans. That's hardcore. |
| 5:09
| Song: Holiday, Nazareth |
| 5:13
| That song came onto Steve's iPod today, he hasn't heard it in a while. Buzz vaguely remembers Nazareth. He was tapping his foot throughout the song which confused Steve. He thought it was a come on. |
| 5:14
| Live read: Emilio's Tapas |
| 5:15
| If Steve was Emilio he'd want to rotate the menu items mentioned in the live read. Everything sounds good but there has to be other stuff that's also good. |
| 5:23
| Steve thinks he knows what that drop was but he might need it explained by Pete. Pete seems surprised that it needs explanation. |
| 5:24
| Taco Bell had a promotion that if someone steals a base everyone in America gets a taco. But then they backed out of it because they didn't like the use of the word "steal" |
| 5:25
| They're still doing that if someone steals a base but it will only be for a few hours sometime next week. |
| 5:26
| It seems like that could be abused but most normal people probably wouldn't do that. Steve and Buzz are not normal though. |
| 5:27
| If any player steals a base during the World Series Taco Bell will give an original taco to every single person in America. Redemption details will follow. |
| 5:28
| They said last night that if someone steals a base in that game or tonight you can redeem the taco next Tuesday. No one has stolen a base yet. |
| 5:29
| Maybe someone has never stolen a base in the World Series or something. |
| 5:30
| Alright Chef Hans is here for Meat Talk. Thanks to Hans Steve is in the Escoffier Society. He just got an invoice for $125 to pay his dues. The best thing is that it was filled out with a typewriter. |
| 5:31
| Steve also got a letter from the society two days ago. Included in there is Steve's 2008 membership info and something about the Drake Hotel's chef. |
| 5:32
| There's also something in here about the Chef's de Cuisine Association. Steve's not in that is he? He's not a chef. |
| 5:33
| Included in the letter was the Escoffier Society's patch. This is where Buzz is really going to get jealous. Steve might have to sew it right on his Mark Shale tux. He can also buy Escoffier cufflinks. |
| 5:34
| Buzz would love a patch like that with some old World War I-looking guy. That's Escoffier on there. Buzz thought he looked like he was in uniform or wearing a funny hat. |
| 5:35
| Steve's not sure if he wants to bring Buzz to the next Escoffier dinner. He'd rather freak them out and bring Patrick Bertoletti. |
| 5:36
| Buzz doesn't really want a patch because he's not part of the Escoffier Society. Does Buzz want to be in the society, is that the problem? He probably just wants to meet Jesse White's girlfriend. |
| 5:37
| Just as Steve had imagined it he was seated right between Chef Hans and Jesse White. Next to Jesse was his lovely girlfriend Cookie. Steve had her veal. |
| 5:42
| Steve could probably arranged, as a member in good standing, to have Buzz invited to the Escoffier dinner. He wants to invite Patrick for comedic purposes. |
| 5:43
| Hans offers to invite Buzz to the dinner himself. Steve has to warn Hans because Buzz will break his heart. It's already been established that Buzz doesn't really want to go. |
| 5:44
| Buzz does have that gourmand friend who would probably be interested in going. Steve doesn't need Buzz dropping off and leaving his big-mouth know-it-all friend at the dinner. |
| 5:45
| As someone who wants to be Buzz's favorite big-mouth know-it-all he gets a little jealous of the gourmand. |
| 5:46
| Hans would like to say a couple of things before we get to Meat Talk. The couple of things will be Meat Talk. It's not going to be a couple of things and then Meat Talk. Hans would like to say something about a charity he's involved. Is he the chairman of People Without Prepositions? Because he said "a charity I'm involved." Steve just dropped Buzz to the ground with that one. |
| 5:47
| Hans is actually involved with the March of Dimes charity. Is it all the dimes or just one dime? |
| 5:48
| Hans is doing an event on November 8th at the Sheraton downtown. It's the Signature Chef Auction |
| 5:49
| You can go to the Sheraton and eat, drink and be merry and with food from 25 different restaurants. |
| 5:50
| Hans also has bags to tell Steve about it. Buzz loves bags. Steve's getting one and he wants to give one to Buzz as well but he feels that will be a failed experiment. |
| 5:51
| Hans is involved in some sort of project, he has dry-aging bags for Steve and Buzz. Kansas State University, where Hans played as a place kicker, developed these bags. |
| 5:52
| The bags were used for aging Serrano ham, which Steve does like. In 28 days Hans is going to finish the experiment, comparing the meat in the bag to dry-age from a butcher. |
| 5:53
| Steve just has to take the bag to his butcher and he will put the steak into the bag and then vacuum pack it. |
| 5:54
| Hans hopes that if this works people will be able to dry-age their own meat more easily. Will Hans launch a line of his own bags? |
| 6:02
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 6:03
| Steve got a little scared when he heard the door open and Buzz came in. He thought he was going to be shot or something. |
| 6:04
| There's a lot going on around here, he wouldn't be surprised if someone started shooting. |
| 6:05
| Alright time for some sports. Game 2 of the World Series is tonight in Boston. Steve's going to say that maybe the Rockies having 8 days off cooled them off. |
| 6:06
| The Red Sox crushed the Rockies 13-1 last night. |
| 6:07
| People are supposed to wear orange if they go to the Bears game on Sunday. Buzz doesn't think orange is Steve's color. He does have an orange Tommy Bahama shirt Mike Dahl got him. Maybe he'll just dress up as a pumpkin. Steve doesn't really like being told what to wear and that's a deep-seeded feeling. |
| 6:08
| Hunter Hillenmeyer told reporters that he is the new spokesperson for the linebackers now that Briggs and Urlacher don't talk much any more. |
| 6:09
| It makes sense since Hillenmeyer hosts that show on Saturday night with Ryan Chevarini. They do it at the ESPN Zone and it's sort of weird because they have a house band but it's just two dudes with acoustic guitars. |
| 6:10
| The Hawks will play the Boston Bruins for the first time in Boston since 2003. They might want to schedule more games with the Original 6 in hockey, that's how you get back your hardcore fans. |
| 6:11
| The Cubs began their latest renovation of Wrigley Field, tearing it to the ground. Not really, they ripped up the infield to begin installing a new drainage system. Steve's pretty sure Ed Farmer said Roger Bossard is in charge of that. |
| 6:12
| Junior Seau said today that at least one of his houses has burned in the San Diego wildfires. At least one? That's very relatable. |
| 6:19
| Pete is going to have to explain that drop. Mark Giangreco said that when he was on the Hunter Hillenmeyer show Ryan Chevarini's nachos look like they'd gone bad. |
| 6:20
| Steve thought the nachos looked fine and he's guessing anyone watching at home would feel the same way. |
| 6:21
| Buzz has a live read for Panda Express. Steve thought they served panda there but you can't because it's an endangered species. |
| 6:22
| Buzz's house is covered with panda-related items because Piper is doing a project about them for school. It's not for her Chinese class but she chose it because it's connection to China. When does Steve get to take Piper to Chinatown? |
| 6:24
| Live read: Medical Hair Restoration |
| 6:25
| Steve doesn't want Buzz to feel uncomfortable but pretty soon he'll be doing live read for male enhancement. His procedure is very expensive. They're actually calling it a double procedure. |
| 6:26
| Portia de Rossi is leaving Ellen DeGeneres, who's devastated. The good news is that Ellen's recent meltdowns are not all puppy-related. The bad news is that they could be because of problems at home. |
| 6:27
| Portia is reportedly unhappy at home according to once source. It comes down to her wanting someone younger and hotter. That's pretty much universal. |
| 6:28
| It did seem weird that she was crying on TV, especially after reading the emails between Ellen, Portia and the adoption place. It seems like they couldn't handle the dog and wanted to give it back. |
| 6:34
| Steve's with Ellen, he would cry too if he lost Portia de Rossi. Buzz was wondering if Steve had a picture of her? |
| 6:35
| Buzz is looking for a sports story that everyone else seemed to have missed. Someone on the Dolphins defense was relieved to learn that everyone in London still speaks English. The Dolphins are playing there this week. |
| 6:36
| Steve Googled "Dolphins, London, English" and there it is. Buzz doesn't have Google on his computer? |
| 6:37
| The Dolphins will play the Giants at Wembley Stadium this Sunday. Linebacker Channing Crowder confessed that he didn't know people spoke English in London. |
| 6:38
| Song: Missing You, John Waite |
| 6:42
| News with Buzz |
| 6:43
| Orange County Fire Authority Chief Chip Prather said today that it didn't take very long to determine the most recent fire was result of arson. A $100,000 reward is being offered for information about who is responsible. |
| 6:44
| Meanwhile San Diego deputy chief Brian Fennessy says heroism is all over the place in Southern California. With all due respect, aren't firefighters supposed to be heroes? The rest of us are too chicken, that's why we need them to come kick our door in and drag us out. |
| 6:45
| Testimony in a mob trial in New York revealed that the mafia plotted to assassinate Rudy Giuliani, then a prosecutor. The plot was believed to be hatched by John Gotti but he couldn't approval from other bosses. Johnny Sac said no? |
| 6:46
| Can Steve run something by Buzz with this? Isn't it possible that maybe Rudy's putting this out there to help his campaign? |
| 6:47
| The estranged wife of Paul McCartney may soon have a movie made about her life. Heather Mills was in LA to discuss the project last week. She's like an unknown actor to play Paul. That's her revenge. |
| 6:48
| Steve always thought Mills lost her leg because of a landmine which is why she was so against them. Turns out she was out partying and crashed on the back of some guy's motorcycle. |
| 6:49
| Steve feels like he was used though because everyone acted like she was some humanitarian. Maybe she should have been talking about motorcycle safety. That's probably what irritated Paul, among other things. |
| 6:50
| She did make him give up pot which probably made him very cranky. Then everything just got worse. |
| 6:51
| Mark Czerniec says she was standing on a corner and a motorcycle clipped her. Mark's a Heather Mills apologist, he probably doesn't like the Beatles because he's a Zep fan. |
| 6:52
| Well she should still be talking about motorcycle safety and maybe pedestrian safety as well. |
| 6:59
| Steve and Buzz are watching CNN right now and they've got some nice video of that crazy woman accosting Condi Rice. |
