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| 5:32
| That's Billy Idol, not that Steve has to tell Buzz that. Buzz needs to clear his throat a little bit. |
| 5:33
| Steve keeps telling Jim to talk to Buzz before the show and warm him up but he's not a talker. Jim won't even talk to Steve when he's talking to him. |
| 5:34
| Jim and Buzz did exchange a few words before the show but it probably wasn't enough. Normally Jim just likes to tell Buzz what he saw over the weekend. Does JIm act things out that he saw? |
| 5:35
| Steve always thought Jim and Buzz were talking about the news down there. Instead Buzz is recommending cartoons he just saw. |
| 5:36
| When your kids are all grown up you don't really have to watch cartoon movies any more. Steve did happen across Lilo & Stitch once on a plane, that was pretty good. |
| 5:37
| Buzz gets confused sometimes when he finds a cartoon character that's hot. The girl in Lilo & Stitch was young but she had a hot mom. Buzz was thinking about Jessica Rabbit. |
| 5:38
| Sometimes Steve looks at internet porn, just to make sure it still reviles him. And maybe he goes to YouPorn, because there's too much gay stuff at PornoTube that confuses him. There's a lot of anime porn on YouPorn which is weird. Steve doesn't want to understand that. But some guys are into it. Those are probably the same guys drawing dirty cartoons in bathroom stalls. |
| 5:39
| And speaking of bathroom stalls, a lot of people are coming forward saying they had been with Senator Larry Craig. Mark Czerniec had forward something to Steve last night when he got back from the Bears game. |
| 5:40
| Steve's saving all his Bears talk for when Tom Thayer calls in. Buzz does have one question though, does Steve blame Rex? |
| 5:41
| Steve's not blaming Rex, although he did make some bad passes. There were also some bad catches or noncatches so you can't blame him. There were some people sitting near Steve that were calling for Kyle Orton. |
| 5:42
| Right now Steve's just enjoying the food at the Bears game. He had his lucky Monsters of the Midway chili that didn't bring the team any luck. He also had some chicken tenders with barbecue sauce after the game, just to drown it all. |
| 5:43
| Steve gained 4 pounds over the weekend. Buzz is surprised when he gains weight because it doesn't seem like he ate that many pounds of food. Steve thought he had 10 pounds so it seems like there's 6 pounds missing. |
| 5:44
| Mark Czerniec sent Steve some Larry Craig stuff last night. Mark is based out of the corporate headquarters in Racine, Wisconsin. Steve read a blog of Mark's from a couple of weeks ago that details a normal day for him, waking up and gathering news. |
| 5:45
| The story Mark sent Steve had audio which we can't play on the air. It might be good off-air listening though. |
| 5:46
| Four gay men are willing to put their names in print and say they had sex with Larry Craig or that he made sexual advances towards them or were paid unusual attention. |
| 5:47
| The men are coming forward because they are offended by Craig's denials, including his famous "I'm not gay, I never have been gay." Those words are now memorialized in a new Larry Craig talking action figure. That might be a good Christmas present. |
| 5:48
| One of the men, Mike Jones, is a former prostitute who also admitted last year that he had sex with Rev. Ted Haggard. |
| 5:49
| Steve plays some of the audio. It sounds real. Larry Craig might want to just go away at his point. |
| 5:50
| He's still a Congressmen though, he never resigned. That's probably because they've got the great bathrooms on Capitol Hill. |
| 5:56
| Steve has a fully unsubstantiated tip from a caller Brendan got during the break. The guy was a cop on the way to the scene of something but Steve hasn't seen anything on any of the TV stations. |
| 5:57
| Wait actually there is something so let's go with it. Tyrone's going to tell us all about it. This is the earliest Buzz has heard from Tyrone. |
| 5:58
| Tyrone's up all night running his girls. Sunday is a big night for prostitution because of all the dudes who thought they were going to get something over the weekend but didn't. |
| 5:59
| Central Avenue is closed over the Stevenson because a dude is hanging from the overpass. He's not hanging brain either, he's hanging like he's gonna jump. |
| 6:00
| If there are any listeners out there on the Stevenson maybe they could call in and tell us what's going on. There are no TV crews out there yet. |
| 6:01
| Not one person has called in yet. There's not one person on the Stevenson right now that's listening to the show? |
| 6:02
| The guy who called in had to hang up because he has to help which you can sort of see. He can't just be standing there talking to Steve while it's all going on. |
| 6:03
| Caller Dan just came down the Stevenson and it was all clear. The guy is not hanging over the expressway, it looked like he might have been over some train tracks. Dan could see all the emergency vehicles though. |
| 6:04
| Caller Curt is confirming what Dan said. There's a lot of police activity just North of the Stevenson on Central. What kind of suicide attempt is that?! |
| 6:05
| Tyrone wants to know if he can go home then because this doesn't seem like a big deal. Tyrone's been up all night and he's tired but we still need him covering the expressways. Can he at least knock the dude off with the choptater? |
| 6:06
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 6:07
| Hugo Chavez suffered a stunning defeat when he lost a referendum that would have allowed him to run for re-election indefinitely. Up until a few weeks ago he was expected to win but people must have told him what the referendum actually meant. |
| 6:08
| Steve sees Chavez cutting off oil supplies to the US on the day before be blow up Venezuela. We could totally take that country. |
| 6:09
| Vladimir Putin has also won his election but the White House is being urged to look into possible voting misconduct in that election. |
| 6:10
| Caller Bob is on the scene where there's a jumper over the sanitary canal below Central. You do not want to jump in there, it's cold and it's dirty. |
| 6:11
| According to Mark Czerniec the ramifications of the Putin election are similar to what Chavez was going for in Venezuela. |
| 6:12
| Good news for the school teacher jailed in Sudan who's students named a teddy bear Mohammad. You know what kind of car she drives? A sedan. |
| 6:13
| The teacher was spared the 40 lashes that were part of her punishment and will be set free. |
| 6:14
| For the second year in a row Ohio State will play for the National Championship, against LSU in New Orleans. And because of that Illinois is going to the Rose Bowl, against USC. |
| 6:15
| And Mizzou is completely out of it. For a few hours on Saturday night Buzz was a Mizzou fan, he really got into that game. Steve doesn't like their QB, he's one of those shrimpy, complaining guys. He was always throwing his hands up in disgust. |
| 6:21
| Live read: Allen Brothers |
| 6:22
| Alright time now for the Dahl.com web poll which comes sealed in an envelope. There's a lot of internet espionage so we have to keep the question under wraps. There's someone standing guard over it at all times. |
| 6:23
| Steve has a safe deposit box at the bank in the lobby of the building and that's where the question for the next day is kept. |
| 6:24
| Today's question is "Do you like bratwurst?" It's a simple question but it's important. |
| 6:24
| Which was regulated first, beer or bratwurst? That's the German version of "what came first the chicken or the egg?" |
| 6:25
| By the way, we'll be talking to the International Space Station later in the show. Buzz is wondering if that's because of Dan Tani. Yes it is, we're not just pranking them. |
| 6:26
| Brewers point to the 1516 beer purity law, Reinheitsgebot. That stipulates barley, hops and water and the only ingredients allowed in beer. |
| 6:27
| 75-year old amateur historian Hubert Erzmann found a handwritten law in the Weimar city archives that laid down the law regarding the production of Thuringian Rostbratwurst. |
| 6:28
| That official decree says that only pure, fresh pork can be used in bratwurst. Beef, internal organs, parasites and anything rancid were forbidden. Steve's good with that. |
| 6:29
| Steve's had a few bratwursts over the last week. He's embracing winter and that includes going to Hawks games where they have delicious bratwursts. He has two bratwursts per game. If you know where Steve's seats are you can see him on TV, which has made him self-conscious about his brat consumption. When the play is on his end of the ice he holds it down below the boards and then eats it when the play goes the other way. He has a Coke with the first brat and then a Diet Coke with the second brat. |
| 6:30
| Buzz was somewhere with his daughter recently and they didn't have hot dogs. Where are there no hot dogs? |
| 6:31
| Buzz was at some sort of street festival, possibly Oktoberfest. He was there seeing Kathy Richardson, with Piper and they had brats, no hot dogs. Kids aren't inclined to try new things and brats don't really taste like hot dogs. Buzz is actually the one who's not inclined to try new things. |
| 6:32
| Piper loved the brat and she wanted another one. There was no sauerkraut on it. The brats at the UC come with three kinds of mustard. |
| 6:33
| Before the game on Friday Steve and Mike went to the Ketel One Club. There were two guys sitting at the bar and there were camped out right in the middle. On either side of them was one empty seat. |
| 6:34
| Steve sat down on the end for a minute but wasn't happy that Mike didn't have a seat. At some point if you're at a bar you should be aware of stuff like that. |
| 6:35
| When Steve asked the guys to move they started grousing about it. It was just a simple task of sliding yourself over but they couldn't get it together. |
| 6:36
| Mike was noticing all the really good top shelf liquor they had and Steve told him that the Wirtz's own the liquor distribution company. So then one of the guys threw down that he worked for them in their wine division. |
| 6:37
| So Steve throws down with Templeton Rye. The guy acted like he knew all about it but he clearly didn't. |
| 6:38
| One of Mike's friends was at the game, a few rows behind their seats. It was Mike's friend and his cousin and the cousin's dad. They were all completely hammered. |
| 6:39
| Steve might have been smarting from the Eric Ferguson sighting. There he is, standing there, and these two girls next to him are freaking out because they saw Eric, in his cool leather jacket. |
| 6:40
| So that was Steve's exciting night. Before the game he went to Home Depot to get some stuff for the oncoming storm. |
| 6:41
| They didn't have everything Steve needed though which is always irritating. Steve got some Ice Melt and some synthetic 2-cycle oil for the snow blower, which he didn't feel good about. |
| 6:42
| Steve salted the driveway on Saturday night and it wasn't doing anything. When he woke up the next morning all the ice was gone but then he looked at everyone else's driveways and they had no ice but hadn't salted. |
| 6:43
| Steve's embracing winter though. Buzz took part of a very exciting snow ball fight on Saturday but there was no sledding. |
| 6:50
| Caller Mike is in Franklin Park right now, guarding Butterfingers and Baby Ruth's. Those are Steve's favorite candies. |
| 6:51
| Normally Mike works in house remodeling but there's not a lot of that going on now so he went security guard. He just wanted to thank Steve for keeping him awake. |
| 6:52
| Does Mike get a deal on candy bars? Normally he does at the store inside the factory but it's been closed for a while. |
| 6:53
| Steve has been sent Baby Ruth's and Butterfingers from the factory out there and there's nothing like a fresh candy bar. They're delectable, it's a whole other world. |
| 6:54
| If Steve worked at a candy factory he'd be stealing candy all night. He wouldn't be able to help himself. |
| 6:55
| When Steve was in the honor society in high school he stole candy from their store. Buzz once worked at a candy warehouse as a plucker. What's a plucker? |
| 6:56
| A plucker fills the order that goes on the truck from an invoice. They were often referred to as "happy pluckers." |
| 6:57
| Buzz eventually graduated to truck driver so he was making deliveries. There were a lot of missed opportunities in Buzz's life. There was a lot of thievery going on though. |
| 6:58
| Steve was stealing from the honor society and the guy in charge of it asked everyone to fess up. Only Steve and another guy fessed up so their punishment was to inventory everything in the store and make orders. All that meant was they could steal at will since they were the ones doing inventory, plus they got to miss gym class. |
| 6:59
| Tom Thayer is coming up in a little bit to talk about the Bears game and then at 8:30 Dan Tani is calling in from the International Space Station. It's not a prank call, as Buzz previously thought. |
| 7:00
| Dan emailed Steve a few weeks ago and then they set something up. They had to get clearance with NASA and everything, it's sort of a big deal. It was slowed down a bit because of Buzz's criminal record. |
| 7:01
| We can only talk to Dan for 10 minutes but they didn't ask what we'd talk about. He can't do any promos though so he can't say "Hey this is Dan Tani and when I'm in space I listen to the Steve Dahl Show." Steve also plans on saying "over" a lot while talking to Dan. |
| 7:02
| Tom Thayer was on hold but he's not there now. He seemed a little crabby in that post game show but it's understandable. |
| 7:03
| Alright Tom's on the line, that was all his fault. He pulled his phone off the counter and it fell apart. |
| 7:04
| Tom was crabby in the post game, enough's enough! He seems crabby today too and so is Steve. They should have won that game yesterday. |
| 7:05
| The first play of the game should have been a touchdown for the Bears and the pass to Devin Hester should have been a touchdown. And even with the dropped pass they should have gone to him again. |
| 7:06
| Devin will come around on offense eventually. That was a tough catch for him to make, following the ball over his shoulder like that. |
| 7:07
| Why didn't they go no-huddle for the entire time, it seemed to be working? |
| 7:08
| They should have won yesterday. It would have been nice to win two games in a row too. Plus a win would have allowed the Bears to gain a game on everyone ahead of them. |
| 7:09
| In the last few weeks other teams in the NFC have been really cooperative in losing and the Bears couldn't capitalize on it. |
| 7:10
| What happened to the defense at the end of the game? They sort of just gave up. |
| 7:11
| Steve thought the Bears got some bad calls, like that incomplete that ended up being reviewed and overturned. Tom thought it was a touchdown but Steve thought it bounced. |
| 7:12
| It seems like when you have a ref that makes such a demonstrative hand gesture, pounding the ground to indicate it wasn't a completion, that's all the visible evidence you need. |
| 7:13
| You can talk all you want about missed calls but the Bears had the ball at the 40 twice to start drives and both times they were 3 and outs. Tom would have taken 3 points on those two possessions. |
| 7:14
| The Bears passed the ball way too much yesterday and they kept going for the big plays. Statistically they don't win when they pass that much. |
| 7:15
| Before the game Tom said one of the keys would be getting Garrett Wolfe the ball a few times and he didn't get a single snap. The Giants are the perfect team for him to go up against. |
| 7:16
| Is there anyway Tom can call the offensive plays and call the game? Can't Mark Zerang hook something up for him? |
| 7:17
| They can stop doing those lateral passes to Devin Hester too. You've got the fastest guy in the world on your team, why is he running sideways? |
| 7:18
| Steve saw Keith Van Horn yesterday, he got to talk to him for a few minutes. Tom saw Hilgie, maybe they need to get the line back together. |
| 7:19
| The line did pretty well yesterday, they gave Rex a lot of times and he should have made the big play. Instead he tried to escape out of the back side of the pocket. It's football, you're supposed to run forward. |
| 7:26
| Tom said Rex Grossman was the Most Valuable Bear yesterday but maybe it should have been Wale. |
| 7:27
| Tom has a hard time naming the MVB when they lose. Steve's MVB would have been Ron Turner. |
| 7:28
| It's not all Ron Turner's fault, the players still have to execute the plays. Steve still doesn't like the screen pass to Devin though. |
| 7:29
| Caller John was wondering who decides who players get into the game since Wolfe didn't see any playing time. |
| 7:30
| It all depends on what plays and packages get called and none of them that involve Garrett Wolfe were used yesterday. |
| 7:31
| Steve's wondering if he and Tom are still going on that surfing trip. Because Steve still wants to go. |
| 7:32
| There's one trip that isn't happening because they couldn't get enough people but they're still working on the other trip. |
| 7:33
| At this point they might have to go to Nicaragua. Buzz has a place down in Managua so they could probably stay there. Not really although Tom believed it at first. Buzz spends a lot of time flying in and out of Miami. |
| 7:34
| Caller Tom has a question about Adam Archuleta. When they bring in a guy like that is he supposed to complement they players they have? |
| 7:35
| Archuleta wasn't in at all yesterday, he got switched out for Brandon McGowan. |
| 7:36
| Steve just hung up on Tom but there's one last caller. |
| 7:37
| Caller Darren last saw Tom Thayer was in a hot tub at Cub Shaver's. There's nothing on Steve's screen about this. |
| 7:38
| There better have been some girls in that hot tub. Johnny B was there as well, that doesn't count as a girl though. |
| 7:39
| Darren had a question about the 10-second run off at the end of the game. Was there supposed to be one after the John Tait false start? |
| 7:40
| Tom doesn't know the answer, he'd have to ask Jeff Joniak or Doug Coletti. The 10-second run off would have helped them win anyway so Darren's just trying to make it worse. |
| 7:41
| Buzz can really tell how the losses affect Tom Thayer. He's a fan and a former player plus he has to call the game. |
| 7:49
| The Bears should try to win two games in a row before they start talking about the playoffs. |
| 7:50
| Buzz is officially waiting for next year. Steve still has tickets to two more home games so he'd like to see some wins. |
| 7:51
| Steve's not a fan of all this season-long playoff talk. He really likes to take it one game at a time but he'd also like to see two wins in a row. That's a good first step. |
| 7:52
| Live read: Gladstone Homes |
| 7:53
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 7:54
| Australia's new prime minister took office today and immediately signed the Kyoto Protocol. That leaves the US as the only developed nation in the world that hasn't ratified the agreement. |
| 7:55
| Hugo Chavez lost a referendum that would have allowed him to run for re-election indefinitely. |
| 7:56
| Fully 1/3rd of the American taxpayer money used to rebuild Iraq has been embezzled, stolen or disappeared. |
| 7:57
| Don Imus returned to the air today and said his show will not change. |
| 7:58
| The British school teacher in Sudan, sentenced to 15 days in prison for having her class name a teddy bear Mohammad, escaped the 40 lashes that went along with her punishment. |
| 7:59
| Steve feels that a lot of the details are lost on the extremist. The kids in the class named the teddy bear after a kid in the class, named Mohammad. |
| 8:00
| According to authorities Drew Peterson allegedly asked several truck drivers to move a package for him after his wife's disappearance. |
| 8:01
| At first Steve was under the impression that it was a big package, like maybe a blue barrel. But now they're saying it was a smaller package, like maybe a cellphone. |
| 8:02
| If you murder someone, how many random people are you going to involve in it? Steve would involve himself and the victim. Not a step-brother, some truck drivers and a guy with salt and pepper hair and a stocky build. That could be Steve! |
| 8:03
| Steve thinks Drew is being railroaded. He's a jokester! And he's a Parrothead and they don't kill people. The only thing they kill is a margarita. |
| 8:04
| Protestors outside of Macy's on State Street yesterday are demanding the return of Marshal Field's. It's not gonna happen! |
| 8:05
| NASA is on hold right now, they're monitoring the show. |
| 8:06
| Puerto Rican authorities are investigating Ms. Puerto Rico's claim that she was pepper sprayed before the competition. They haven't found any evidence that it actually happened. |
| 8:07
| We're now talking to Dan Tani at 8:45. It doesn't seem like you can take a break from whatever you're doing up there to talk to The Stever. |
| 8:08
| In an exclusive phone interview with ABC Drew Peterson is denying police reports that he asked several truck drivers to transport a package for him the night his wife disappeared. He's giving a lot of exclusive interviews lately. |
| 8:09
| Illinois State Police released a report stating that on October 29th at 3:30 AM two truck drivers were approached by two men at a Bolingbrook truck stop. That probably happens all the time at truck stops though. |
| 8:10
| One of the men is believed to be Drew Peterson and the other man is described as a white male, in his early 50's, with a stocky build and salt and pepper hair. They just described steve. |
| 8:11
| What Steve would like to find out is the size of the alleged package. Steve heard big but then on the way in today he heard that it was a cellphone. |
| 8:12
| If Steve was a truck driver he'd haul something for someone but he wouldn't do it if the person was going to meet him somewhere else and reclaim the package. |
| 8:13
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 8:18
| Dan Tani is talking to WGN before he talks to us but Steve can listen in on that. Before talking to Dan we have to do a voice check with NASA. |
| 8:19
| Steve's looking forward to it but he's also nervous about it because it's outer space communication. When Steve was a kid he got up early in the morning to watch the shuttle launches. |
| 8:20
| Live read: Jacob Ruth |
| 8:21
| Drew Peterson's lawyer says it's highly unlikely that his client asked two truck drivers to haul a package for him. |
| 8:22
| When Steve hears "package" it seems like something smaller, like a cellphone. |
| 8:23
| Joel Brodsky says that his client rarely went out of his jurisdiction while he was on duty. It's better if he stays at the desk, you never know what lady you're going to meet while on patrol. |
| 8:24
| You'd think if it was a blue barrel the witness would say it was a blue barrel. Maybe he didn't see it though. |
| 8:25
| Buzz wants to know if anyone is actually saying they were asked to haul a package. Has this guy stepped forward and said who he is? |
| 8:26
| This isn't a trial so the person doesn't have to identify himself. This is all just exciting pre-trial speculation. |
| 8:27
| Steve's sort of lost his momentum here having to identify sources to Buzz. |
| 8:28
| Buzz just thinks if there's someone being quoted as a source the police need to identify him. |
| 8:35
| We're gonna be talking to Dan Tani here in a few minutes, he's up at the International Space Station. Steve can listen to the WGN interview if he wants to. |
| 8:36
| Steve gets what Buzz is saying about not identifying people but he doesn't really care. He just wants to talk like Drew Peterson. |
| 8:37
| Someone did step forward and talk to the police but there are a lot of rumors and speculation flying around. That's what Drew's lawyer is saying too. |
| 8:38
| Alright let's stop now because it's time to talk to NASA. Steve has them on line 12, does he have a line 12 in the studio? |
| 8:39
| Steve's nervous about what he has to read for the voice check with NASA. His lines are written down and he always flubs those. |
| 8:40
| Steve can only hear Dan Tani's side of the conversation. It seems like Spike O'Dell is doing most of the talking though. |
| 8:41
| No diaper questions either Buzz! Steve's writing down some questions right for Dan. |
| 8:42
| If Steve was out spacewalking he'd be way too scared to sightsee. If he was clinging to the side of the ISS he wouldn't be looking down. Although as an astronaut you probably can look down. |
| 8:43
| Alright standby, we're going to do the voice check pretty soon. Spike's doing his last question and then they're coming to us. Again Buzz, no diaper talk. |
| 8:44
| Alright Dan Tani is on the line. Over! |
| 8:45
| Dan heard Steve's at a new station. Mornings on WJMK or Jack as we call it. Steve's on a new station, Dan's in a new station. |
| 8:46
| Steve's first question of Dan is if he had Tang this morning. He didn't have any today but they do have an orange drink available. It's not referred to as Tang any more. |
| 8:47
| Steve heard Dan say that they were traveling 1700 miles per hour, right now they're over Southeast Asia. |
| 8:48
| Dan's done some impressive spacewalks in the time he's been up there. His longest one has been about 7 hours. |
| 8:49
| Steve heard Dan saying that he can look down at the Earth and point out various places on the planet. Is it scary going out there knowing you're only tethered to the station with that one line? |
| 8:50
| There are times when Dan realizes he's his own little spacecraft but they do have the safety line. This is probably why Dan is an astronaut and Steve isn't. Steve would be scared just getting on the shuttle. |
| 8:51
| This was only Dan's second shuttle launch and it was still very exciting. Steve went to his first one and it was the most exciting thing he's ever seen. |
| 8:52
| Does Dan have any shout-outs he'd like to give to the Lilac Village while he's on the line? Dan wants to say hi to his mom and his brother and sister and all the other relatives throughout the Chicago area. |
| 8:53
| What does Dan have planned for today? They're getting ready for the Atlantis crew which arrives this weekend. They're going to do 3 spacewalks and then they're Dan's ride home so he should be back by Christmas. |
| 8:54
| Dan's up there with Peggy and Yuri. Peggy will be up there until April and a French astronaut is coming up with Atlantis to replace Dan. What's Yuri doing right now? |
| 8:55
| Yuri is in a service bay dealing with most of the life support equipment which is very important for everyone up there. |
| 8:56
| Steve's being told that we have to let Dan go. Buzz thought that went very well. It was weird to ask questions and then have it take so long for a response. |
| 8:57
| Steve's been following Dan's missing aboard the ISS and he's been doing a lot of stuff up there. We just got off the phone with space! That's bigger than ordering pizzas in Iran. |
| 8:58
| Live read: Gladstone Homes |
| 8:59
| Steve's looking at some photos of the houses out in Plainfield. He can see himself and Buzz wandering around in sheepskin slippers, drinking hot cocoa. Buzz was actually spotted doing that yesterday. |
| 9:00
| Was Buzz at Pete's house? Are they getting together on the weekends? Because Steve also has sheepskin slippers, he'd love an invite. |
| 9:01
| Where's the egg nog? Pete brought it but he didn't tell anyone about it yet. For those of you just joining us, Pete doesn't have a car and so he buys egg nog at a gas station. |
| 9:02
| Steve just read how there was a shooting up in Rogers Park but no one was killed. There was a homicide last week though. Why did Pete move up there again? Was he looking for something really inconvenient? |
| 9:03
| Pete was followed on the way to the train today. He saw a guy standing on the opposite side of the street behind a tree. Pete picked up his pace and noticed that the guy was now walking towards him, on the opposite side of the street. |
| 9:04
| Then the guy crossed the street which caused Pete to cross to the other side. That's some nice cat and mouse right there. Buzz is wondering if this is just a coincidence. Steve thinks Pete has a big target right on his back. |
| 9:05
| Alright we'll do that by the end of the show but first let's talk to Pat Boyle. Pat really enjoyed the interview with Dan Tani. |
| 9:06
| Steve watched the first half hour of Post Game Live when he got home yesterday. It didn't seem like there was much to say. Jiggs seemed really mad, he was beside himself. |
| 9:07
| Pat didn't even want to read the poll question which was "will the Bears make the playoffs?" Jiggs didn't think the Amani Toomer catch was a touchdown. |
| 9:08
| The line judge couldn't have been more demonstrative pounding on the turf that the pass hit the ground first. Then you have a hundred replay angles and none of them seemed conclusive. |
| 9:09
| That being said, the game shouldn't have come down to that TD. Although without it the Bears could have won possibly. |
| 9:10
| And then the Bears add a new wrinkle, starting with the no-huddle that works and then not using it the rest of the game. |
| 9:11
| Steve really doesn't like Ron Turner. The Turner Brothers have never met a football team they couldn't ruin. |
| 9:12
| And all the other stars were aligned yesterday for the Bears to gain some ground in the NFC. |
| 9:13
| They should have gone back to the long pass to Devin Hester too. He can outrun anyone on the field. |
| 9:14
| The Bears don't do anything logical on offense. You know why? Because Ron Turner is a lunkhead. What's the deal with that sore on his lip? |
| 9:15
| Coming up on Thursday we've got the battle of the 5-7 teams in Washington. The Redskins last pretty horribly yesterday. Joe Gibbs, the Hall of Fame coach, called back-to-back time-outs to ice the kicker which you can't do. So they had a 15-yard penalty and that allowed the kicker to win the game. |
| 9:16
| Joe Gibbs was probably distraught with everything that's going on. There was a moment of silence for Sean Taylor yesterday and all the players were wearing his number on their helmets. |
| 9:17
| The Blackhawks players are wearing WWW on their jerseys which are Bill Wirtz's initials. Steve keeps thinking it's an ad for a website though. |
| 9:18
| Pat took his kids to the game on Friday and they actually stayed for the entire time. The kids were getting scared every time the horn went off and they scored 6 times in the game. |
| 9:26
| If Buzz and Pete care, Steve was right about all the BCS stuff. He figured it out himself on Saturday after all the games. |
| 9:27
| Hawaii has some sweet-ass uniforms. They went from the gay rainbow look to a uniform that looks like a warrior tattoo. |
| 9:28
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 9:29
| Buzz checked with the LIttle Guys on the HD DVDs and there's a new combo player coming out that plays HD and Blu-Ray. |
| 9:30
| Steve told him about that last week and Buzz won't even give him credit! This is a new one coming out, it's an LG! |
| 9:31
| Steve's taking credit for introducing Buzz to the entire concept of the combo player. Ed's probably telling Buzz that the one Steve recommended is made of wood. |
| 9:32
| Steve recommended a player last week and then Buzz came home and saw it in a catalog. Usually when he gets home he sits at the kitchen table looking through the new catalogs. Steve and Pete were probably hoping he'd be reading the news but no, it's catalogs. |
| 9:33
| OK so Pete is in the studio with two egg nogs. Steve makes fun of Pete because he plans out and looks forward to purchasing egg nog at a gas station near his condo. You really shouldn't mix dairy with petroleum. |
| 9:34
| The only people that buy dairy at gas stations are crack moms. They're already there to get a lighter and a scratch-off ticket so they'll get a gallon of dirty milk while they're there. |
| 9:35
| Pete is worried that Steve and Buzz will cheat and look at which container Pete pours from. But he wanted to pour on the air to get the sound. |
| 9:36
| One brand is Dean's and other one is Prairie Farms which is available at Dominick's and Jewel as well. |
| 9:37
| Alright Steve's drinking the first one. It has a nice nutmegy aroma to it. Steve doesn't like the finish on egg nog A, it has a bitter, sugar-free taste to it. Is Pete buying sugar free egg nog? |
| 9:38
| Steve prefers egg nog B which is the gas station brand. It's darker, creamier and nuttier. Steve would like to test it against the Oberweis but Pete thinks it'll stand up. |
| 9:39
| The good news is that Adam has taken about a thousand photos of a fat guy drinking egg nog for Dahl.com. Plus he's got white stuff on his lips. You'll notice Buzz doesn't have any egg nog. |
| 9:44
| Live read: Jacob Ruth |
| 9:45
| Jacob Ruth sent over some diamond stud earrings for Piper. Steve was told he wasn't supposed to mention that. |
| 9:46
| Piper's in school now so she won't hear Buzz talking about them. So he's going to pass them off as something he bought? Steve would do the same thing. |
| 9:47
| That's Being Buzz Kilman. First he breaks her heart telling her she doesn't have real diamonds and then he gets a pair of diamond earrings which he'll be giving her as a gift. |
| 9:48
| Drew Peterson wants his stuff back. They took his tool chest and his Harley! Let's say he did do it, which he didn't, would he put a blue barrel on the back of a Harley? |
| 9:49
| They also took Drew's Denali and Stacy's car which she didn't take when she ran off. They also took the kids iPods. They don't even have their iPods! |
| 9:50
| They also took his guns, how is he supposed to defend himself? He could be hunting and looking for Stacy. |
| 9:51
| So Drew's trying to get his stuff back. The kids want their iPods, they've been bugging Drew to take them to the Apple Store. |
| 9:52
| And that stuff about the truck drivers is not true. You think Drew couldn't lift a barrel by himself? Why would he include a bunch of other people, it makes no sense. |
| 9:53
| Then all these broads are coming out of the woodwork from years ago. Drew's waiting for his prom date to |
| 9:54
| Drew's a good kisser though. He's a jokester and a suspect. He's a car owner without cars and a Harley owner without a bike. He's also a Parrothead and this whole thing goes against the Parrothead code. |
| 9:55
| While police boats searched the Sanitary Ship Canal, which doesn't look too sanitary, Stacy Peterson's dad sent a tow truck over to Drew's house to pick up a Harley he had given him. |
| 9:56
| What kind of guy lets his daughter marry a guy who's 30 years older than her and then gives the guy his Harley. |
| 9:57
| The father also wanted to recover a large Craftsman toolbox and a writing desk. So now Drew can't write anything. He'll have to go out to IKEA but that stuff is hard to put together without tools. |
| 9:58
| It was nice of Stacy's dad to give him the Harley and the toolbox though. |
