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| 5:31
| Alright that's Bruce Springsteen, Pink Cadillac. Jack's playing what he wants, that's how he rolls. It's not a bad song so it's what Steve and Buzz want. |
| 5:32
| Another big show today, there's supposedly an ice storm going on. Steve can't tell if it's actually happening though. It wasn't too icy by Steve. He woke up expecting to take his first skating lesson. |
| 5:33
| Buzz pitched Aimee on an alternate plan B last night. It involved him taking the car to work and her being on her own. Buzz in an ice storm doesn't seem like a good idea. Steve still thinks Buzz's plan B should be taking a bus. He could spend his time compiling a special report on the history or ice storms. |
| 5:34
| Tommy Skillethead is checking in with some weather. Buzz loves Tommy in these extreme conditions. Is that a weather vane in Tommy's pants or is he happy to see us? |
| 5:35
| A freezing rain advisory is in effect until midnight for most of the Jack listening area. Yesterday Tommy accidentally said WCKG. He doesn't really listen to the show so he doesn't care what station it's on. |
| 5:36
| In most of Chicagoland freezing rain has developed across the region and will continue through the morning. |
| 5:37
| Less than a quarter of an inch of ice is expected to accumulate which isn't much. Although a little ice goes a long way as Buzz knows from his cocktails. |
| 5:38
| Buzz's question is when do we see the ice? They have those sweet photos from Oklahoma they could keep showing, that only adds to the fear. Weather people are like Freddy Krueger, once they get you scared they can't stop. Jerry Taft seems so likable on TV but he's quite evil. And Buzz of course knows about the evil that lurks within Brant Miller. |
| 5:40
| It's hard to tell where the ice is because it seems like everywhere is different. When Tommy woke up this morning he went out to his garage, opened the door, and touched his foot to the driveway like he was dipping his foot in. |
| 5:41
| When Tommy was driving in today the expressway was shiny but that's just because it's night and the road is wet. |
| 5:42
| In movies they always wet down the roads when they're shooting a scene at night, it just looks better on film. Tommy has dabbled in filmmaking, mostly while he's up in Alaska on vacation. |
| 5:43
| So anyway Tommy doesn't know what to tell people. If your kids in school then call the school to see if classes are canceled. Don't most schools call you now? |
| 5:44
| Some radio stations still do the school closings but it seems antiquated. Why don't we just report on the invasion of Europe during World War II? |
| 5:45
| If you're on the expressway and you see ice, Tommy's suggestion is to gun it. Get over the ice as quickly as possible. |
| 5:51
| Does Buzz want to get going with the school closings? Because the last two times they tried to do them it sort of fell apart early. |
| 5:52
| Steve was looking for something like Norman, Oklahoma. Most people don't know this but Steve and Buzz own a large nursery and they make a killing during these ice storms, selling trees to various towns and cities. |
| 5:53
| They house all of their trees in a big dome, which they open up to the kids in the winter. Sure there are some broken limbs when they're climbing trees but they're having fun. Steve doesn't really care what happens to other people's kids either. |
| 5:54
| Steve doesn't care about other people's kids. Now that his kids are grown up he doesn't want to be around other kids. He doesn't even want grandkids. |
| 5:55
| At the last Bears game Steve was standing at the buffet and this kid walked up, grabbed something, brought it to his nose to smell it and then put it back. Then Steve said "tell me you didn't just smell that and then put it back." The kid denied any wrongdoing. |
| 5:56
| And he was just a snotty rich kid, which you sort of have to be in order to be up in that area. Steve said a few things to the kid, who's friends were standing by him. |
| 5:57
| Steve was hoping what he said was mean enough to make the kid go tell his dad. If Steve's kids did something like that he'd want someone to tell him it was wrong. |
| 5:58
| Earlier in the season there was a little kid who was wiping his hands all over the glass in front of the seats. He was finger painting with grease and his dad, who looked like Kenny Loggins, just sat there doing nothing. |
| 5:59
| Buzz noticed that one of the coaches on Oakland had a long-haired Kenny Loggins look to him. It doesn't seem like you can have that look as a coach. He used to be a player so you could consider him a player's coach. |
| 6:00
| Steve's seen that guy and he's big and looks mean. When Steve says someone looks like Kenny Loggins he's talking about a gay, wimpy guy. And not the good kind of gay either. Not the actual gay guy. |
| 6:01
| The Kenny Loggins dad was even putting his feet up on the glass. Steve wanted to grab some scalding nacho cheese and pour it all over them. Steve has some anger issues and some territorial issues. |
| 6:02
| Steve's favorite thing is the long-haired dad with the earring who has a kid with long hair and an earring. It seems like there's a breakdown somewhere in there. |
| 6:03
| A lot of people can pull off the earring look but Steve doesn't think he's one of them. It's bad enough he has the tramp stamp. |
| 6:04
| Buzz's wife once suggested he get an earring. She is really unhappy with his look, first she wants him to get hair transplants and now an earring? |
| 6:05
| During Buzz's misspent youth he thought it best to not get an earring or a tattoo or any other marks that authorities could use to identify him. |
| 6:06
| Rob Ryan is the guy on Oakland that Buzz is talking about. Steve's not sure if he's related to Buddy Ryan. As far as he knows there's only Rex Ryan, Buddy's son. He's with Baltimore and was recently involved in that Patriots game. Steve has stopped paying attention to football for the most part. |
| 6:07
| Caller Glenn was just listening to Steve's weather report and he's on the roads. People are driving like there's ice all over the ground but it's just rain. Glenn should ram somebody and run them off the road. |
| 6:08
| Brendan knows about that Ravens/Patriots game. The Patriots had a 4th and 1 and the Ravens had stopped Brady from converting but it was wiped out because Rex Ryan had called a timeout before the play started. Who names their kid Rex? |
| 6:09
| Something similar happened with Joe Gibbs in the first game after Sean Taylor died. Gibbs said it was a "senior moment" |
| 6:10
| Steve was going to say something about the whole Sean Taylor thing last week but he thought it was inappropriate. Why is the entire NFL commemorating this thing? People die all the time but only the NFL would think a death of one of their players should be any different. |
| 6:11
| Buzz understands he has a somewhat spotty record. He did turn his life around after his bastard child was born. |
| 6:12
| Steve's sorry for Sean Taylor but he shouldn't have to be subjected to everyone in the league wearing "21" on their helmets. It's not like it's Pat Tillman. |
| 6:13
| And then the Bears lose to a team that was supposed to be decimated. Did they go through all of this when Walter Payton died? No one even showed up for that because the city warned everyone that it would be really crowded. |
| 6:14
| The guy was shot in his house by a bunch of guys he knew. And someone was saying how a man shouldn't be shot in his own home. People are shot in their own home all the time! |
| 6:15
| The Redskins didn't seem that concerned about the fragility of life since they were delivering all those dirty hits to the Bears. That one guy purposely took out Rex Grossman, although the Bears did the same thing to their QB. |
| 6:21
| That's some audio from Walter Payton's memorial at Soldier Field where no one showed up. That was John Daley giving the eulogy and he got Payton's number wrong. |
| 6:22
| John Daley doesn't have the gift for public speaking like Richie does. Steve's pretty sure he runs all of Cook County though. |
| 6:23
| Going back to Rex Ryan he called a timeout but he's not allowed to call a timeout according to NFL rules. So there are some conspiracy theorists who believe the NFL wants the Patriots go undefeated. Buzz is willing to get onboard with that. |
| 6:24
| Steve has stopped paying attention to football. Last weekend he watched a little of the Packers game and the Cowboys game and the Patriots game. |
| 6:25
| Buzz has stopped paying attention as well although he's looking forward to Kyle Orton starting on Monday. Buzz has turned his attention to boxing. That was a great fight on Saturday. |
| 6:26
| Steve's on the verge of becoming a boxing fan but he's sick of paying to watch a fight that'll be on HBO in a week for free. |
| 6:27
| When Buzz called up to order the Comcast woman asked him who he thought would win. He said Michael Haddon and the woman told him he was wrong, Floyd Mayweather would win. Do you get a discount if you pick the winner? |
| 6:28
| Steve only watched about 15 minutes of those football games on Sunday. On Saturday he got a massage, watched some Division II football playoffs and then Evan Almighty. |
| 6:29
| Steve felt like a comedy and he became quite taken with the Shenandoah Valley which is featured in the movie. Steve's only seen it from a plane, when he was summoned to Washington to be yelled at by some CBS lawyers and Dan Mason. |
| 6:30
| Steve was suitably contrite, he's still here isn't he? Steve was on the plane and woke up to see the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. For years he couldn't figure out what it was although he didn't try very hard to find out. |
| 6:31
| Buzz suggests that Steve revisit the Jimmy Stewart movie Shenandoah. Steve downloaded the chords to the folk song Shenandoah if Buzz ever wants to jam it out. |
| 6:32
| Pat Boyle is on the phone but Brendan is still talking to him. Are they talking sports? They were actually discussing some behind-the-scenes stuff with audio. Steve didn't mind to put it in front of the scenes. |
| 6:33
| Pat Boyle's usually not up this early, is that why he was talking to Brendan? Normally he sends out an email the night before but he didn't get a chance. Was he out drinking? |
| 6:34
| Pat's on early because Ben Gay is coming in later. Ben wants to be on with Pat but Steve wasn't sure he should make that decision. Pat's willing to do whatever Ben wants. He shouldn't say that or he'll end up with a hitch in his step for the rest of his life. |
| 6:35
| Well, Kyle Orton's our quarterback. Everyone is making fun of Lovie for saying that but what else is he supposed to say? He's said the exact same thing for all three QBs though, how about changing things up? Pat has an audio montage of Lovie announcing various QBs. |
| 6:36
| It doesn't seem like we have the right audio yet. Steve's going to put Pat on hold, or maybe he could call back when we've got everything figured out. |
| 6:37
| Moving on to the web poll question of the day "Which is Steve's preferred porn site?" The options are YouPorn and PornoTube. Steve's not going to say which one is his favorite, it would take the fun out of it. |
| 6:38
| A major porn producer is suing PornoTube, alleging they allowed users to post copyrighted material on their site. |
| 6:39
| Steve thought it was YouTube suing PornoTube. There's a lot of homemade stuff on these sites which is really the best stuff. It's cutting edge. Buzz has heard that the porno industry is suffering because of the homemade stuff. |
| 6:40
| Steve prefers YouPorn. There's too much gay stuff on PornoTube. If you forget to set the right filter you accidentally get gay stuff. Then if you accidentally click on it you could become aroused. |
| 6:41
| This is the first suit of it's kind in the adult film industry. They've done a better job than major movie studios of getting their content online. |
| 6:42
| The rapid increase of all videos on the internet has hurt porno producers more than mainstream companies. |
| 6:43
| Should we get Pat Boyle back on? We're talking about porno, hopefully he doesn't mind. Steve sees Pat as...actually he doesn't know what he sees him as. Does he like the internet porn or would he prefer not to talk about it? |
| 6:44
| Pat doesn't really dabble in it. He can't look at work and he doesn't have the time at home. Steve can look at work and at home. In fact that's what he might have been doing on Saturday instead of watching the fight. |
| 6:45
| Pat apologizes for the tape mix-up. Not necessary, Steve just hit the reset button. It's like when you're bowling, just hit the button and reset the pins. |
| 6:46
| OK back to the porn article. Free video on the web is hurting porn producers because consumers often get what they need in 5 minutes or less. |
| 6:47
| Speaking as a user of YouPorn and PornoTube Steve doesn't watch the clips when it's from a porno movie. It has music and it just ruins everything. He prefers some guy in Cabo with a camera phone and a prostitute. |
| 6:48
| Pat likes when they take names of movies and change them for pornos, like On Golden Blond. If he was in the adult film industry, that would be his job. It doesn't seem like that would be enough to put food on the table. |
| 6:49
| Vivid's other problem with PornoTube is that they don't comply with laws that require adult film producers to record the age and birth names of performers. So there could be underage stuff on there? |
| 6:50
| The suit alleges that PornoTube hosts excerpts of Vivid titles such as Night Nurses, Where the Boys Aren't 7 and the private work of Kim Kardashian. |
| 6:51
| Buzz had no idea that Kim Kardashian had TV show. It's her and her mom who's now married to Bruce Jenner, who's face has been stretched from plastic surgery. He looks like the white Michael Jackson. |
| 6:55
| Steve's stopping on his way home to pick up Superbad on Blu-Ray. He's got a big day planned. |
| 6:56
| How's that ice storm going? Are we having an ice storm? If we are someone should call and tell us. It doesn't seem like it's going to happen because it's going to get warmer. |
| 6:57
| Someone called in earlier and said that people were driving as if the roads were covered in ice but they're not. |
| 6:58
| During the break Steve went to look up the Kim Kardashian video. Everything was going fine, she was on her side on the bed and then a black dude showed up. He doesn't need that. Apparently that was Ray Jay, whoever that is. |
| 6:59
| Steve doesn't need to be showed up by Ray Jay first thing in the morning. He couldn't see his equipment but you could tell by the way he was conducting himself that there was something there. |
| 7:00
| Alright, we've got Pat Boyle QB montage ready to go. Lovie won't admit that they're evaluating Kyle for next year. He's saying that Kyle gives the Bears the best chance to win now. |
| 7:01
| If he gives the Bears the best chance to win why didn't he start from the beginning? Does Pat think he called The Score here? |
| 7:02
| Steve still thinks Kyle is the best QB on the team. He needs to get a haircut though, he looks like Moe Howard. Look at Tony Romo, he's got Jessica Simpson! Kyle is very close to that. |
| 7:03
| Steve likes Kyle though and we're hoping to get him on the show this week. Pat thinks Kyle has improved but the team isn't better. |
| 7:04
| Steve doesn't really care although this probably isn't the best showcase for him. Steve was watching Kyle's highlights from a few years ago and he looked pretty good. It seems like he has a canon for an arm. Plus he's tall, he can see over the offensive line. |
| 7:05
| Kyle Orton had a lot of great things to say about Brian Griese but he didn't mention Rex's name once. |
| 7:06
| Lance Briggs showed up an hour and a half late to his charity event last night. He got pulled over for speeding, doing 43 in a 35. The cop probably wasn't a Bears fan. |
| 7:07
| Steve's just kidding about the sports radio stuff with Pat. Buzz doesn't know what else Pat would do, he's a sports guy. Steve thinks he might be overcompensating because of the porn stuff. He's going to get yelled at by his wife because he woke up at 6:00 AM to talk about porn. |
| 7:08
| Lance Briggs was heading to the Southside to a Target. It's one of those things where he gives a bunch of kids $200 each to buy Christmas presents. |
| 7:09
| If Steve were one of those kids he'd be bitter if he didn't get that every year. It's like with the frozen turkeys, it's just a big block of ice. |
| 7:10
| Steve was going to mention that to Chris Zorich when he saw him last week. Chris actually came up to Steve at the Bears game and said hello. Steve usually avoids him because of the stuff he says about giving out frozen turkeys. Chris could easily kill Steve. |
| 7:11
| Lance Briggs is under court supervision so he could have his license taken away. Buzz has never heard of anyone getting a ticket for going 8 over. |
| 7:12
| Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison yesterday. His attorneys didn't help him get time off his sentence. |
| 7:13
| Had he plead guilty he would have gotten less time in prison. He also lied to prosecutors and failed a drug test. |
| 7:14
| The Falcons' owner, Arthur Blank, thinks Vick will miss 3 years of football and feels the team is done with him. He probably just wants his money back. |
| 7:15
| Isaiah Thomas and Madison Square Garden settled that harassment case with the former employee. What does a guy have to do to get fired? |
| 7:16
| Every team he's been involved with he's run into the ground. People are chanting for him to get fired. |
| 7:17
| Steve doesn't care about Isaiah Thomas either. That was a weird call. He might be on medication or something. |
| 7:18
| When Pat calls in the morning it's always weird. It's like he thinks he has to make it count because he's up so early. |
| 7:19
| Steve hopes that Kyle does well on Monday though. Buzz is now looking forward to the game just to see what happens. He needs to get a haircut though. |
| 7:20
| Buzz's wife feels that all QBs do better with a little stubble. Kyle's got a full-blown beard though. He has a living, breathing animal on his face. |
| 7:27
| You think Pat Boyle is on YouPorn right now? Steve likes Pat but he has the right to not care about stuff on his own show. |
| 7:28
| Live read: Gladstone Homes |
| 7:29
| Has Buzz noticed that all commercials start off with a question? Why can't a home be an impulse buy? |
| 7:30
| Caller Pat is a truck driver and he's out in Bolingbrook. Was he ever approached by Drew Peterson? Steve feels bad for Drew now that all of the reporters have left. They could have at least left one at a time. Now he's just left with the sadness of his wife leaving. |
| 7:31
| Steve's thinking of heading out to Bolingbrook to see Drew and then to hit the Bass Pro Shop. He wants to pick up some earplugs, like the kind people use when they're shooting guns. |
| 7:32
| Pat won the bonus prize, he loves Steve! Maybe Pat would like to meet Steve and the Bass Pro Shop? They could get some conch fritters, then buy some shotguns and go home to saw the barrels off. |
| 7:33
| Pat's a big fan, 5' 10", 200 pounds, but he used to be bigger. He lost about a hundred pounds. |
| 7:34
| There are people calling to say they've spotted ice, we can give them something. There's also someone who says Ray Jay from the Kim Kardashian video is Brandy's brother. Steve doesn't even know who Brandy is. |
| 7:35
| Headlines with Buzz |
| 7:36
| Who said the two shootings in Colorado were the same guy? Steve did, yesterday, before the cops even said it. One of those churches is the same one where that minister was accused of having sex with a gay prostitute. There might be a tie-in there. |
| 7:37
| Security guard Jeanne Assam is being hailed as a hero for killing the shooter. She's just hot enough to be "media hot". Buzz wouldn't be surprised if Playboy is calling her right now. She's a Christian but then again their minister was messing around and doing meth with a gay prostitute. |
| 7:38
| Barack Obama is now getting the backing of actor Will Smith. Meanwhile Jonathan Edwards celebrity stable includes Kevin Bacon. |
| 7:39
| Jonathan Edwards? Isn't he the guy who sings The Shanty Song? Jonathan Edwards just doesn't sound familiar to Steve. Most people just call him John Edwards but Buzz likes to go formal. |
| 7:40
| The death of Quiet Riot frontman Kevin Dubrow is now being called an accidental overdose. |
| 7:41
| Al Sharpton is answering charges that he's meddling in Chicago's affairs. Al is threatening to derail Chicago's Olympic dreams if they don't address police brutality. |
| 7:42
| There's an editorial in the Sun-Times today pointing out that if Chicago gets the Olympics the African-American community will benefit the most. No reason for Al to think it through though. |
| 7:43
| Stacy Peterson's pastor is now saying that she told him that Drew Peterson killed his ex-wife. |
| 7:44
| Led Zeppelin's reunion last night is getting rave reviews. Word is that the backstage amenities were limited to hot tea, no sign of the infamous coke lady. |
| 7:45
| Steve saw grown men on TV weeping because they got tickets which is scary. The show looked good though. |
| 7:46
| Going back to that Stacy Peterson thing, didn't we hear from the pastor two weeks ago? |
| 7:47
| Buzz thought what we heard two weeks ago was the pastor saying Stacy feared for her life. This is all hearsay though. |
| 7:48
| Drew wants to know where the reporters are. Could Steve and Buzz come out to the house and just hang around? |
| 7:49
| Buzz feels that if the media has left maybe nothing will come of this story. So Drew's been giving all these great performances to the media for nothing? He should have gotten a Jeff nomination at least. |
| 7:50
| The ice storm is still in effect until tonight. There's no ice over by Bolingbrook except in Drew's Bloody Mary. |
| 7:55
| Buzz, remind Drew never go to to Stacy's church again. And if he does, never confess anything. That place is leaking life a sieve. |
| 7:56
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 7:57
| Buzz was talking about Led Zeppelin during the news, that was in Australia right? Buzz thought it was London. Steve thought he saw a building that looked like the opera house in Australia. |
| 7:58
| Steve watches so much TV in the afternoon, he doesn't even remember what he saw. It was London though which makes more sense since they're British. |
| 7:59
| 20,000 people saw the show in London yesterday. They all looked pretty OK for old guys who were rocking. |
| 8:00
| Prior to the show Jimmy Page was spotted coming out of a tanning salon. Steve's going to one today or else he'll kill himself. We haven't seen the sun in days. |
| 8:01
| Mark Czerniec is on the phone. He is one of those guys who would cry if he got tickets for last night's Zeppelin show. |
| 8:02
| Mark would have waited in line years ago but not now, he's too lazy. He likes Zeppelin but not actively. He wouldn't wait in line, over night, with a sleeping bag for Led Zeppelin tickets? |
| 8:03
| Mark doesn't think he'd see the same Led Zeppelin that's in his head. Steve thought they sounded pretty good, maybe even better. His point is that if they tour, he and Mark should get sleeping bags, wait in line and cry when they get tickets. |
| 8:04
| Mark's pretty sure it doesn't work like that any more. Steve's going to Bass Pro Shop today, he can pick up some sleeping bags. Just so Mark knows, and he shouldn't get jealous, Steve is waiting in line over night with Pete and Jim kid to get Wilco tickets for all 5 of their upcoming shows. |
| 8:05
| As Steve is speaking to Mark the Sears repair guy is at the door. Mark asks him to go to the back door. This sounds like the beginning of a porno movie. Not much was happening... |
| 8:06
| Steve thinks Mark is very into Zeppelin and he's just lying about it. He'd be one of those guys waiting in line. |
| 8:07
| Steve's just making sure that Pete wants to wait in line for Wilco tickets. Pete was hoping to cash in on the Steve Dahl name and get tickets. That's all over, Steve wants to be more real. |
| 8:08
| How many times did Steve tell Pete to ask him if he wanted tickets? And the one time Steve wants to do a bit he's trying to get tickets from him. |
| 8:09
| Song: Over the Hills and Far Away, Led Zeppelin |
| 8:12
| That one is on the new remastered Mothership. You can actually tell that the songs were remastered but a lot of times they say it's remastered but it doesn't sound like it. |
| 8:13
| Buzz didn't know Steve was a Zephead. He likes them but also finds them comical. Over the years Buzz has come to like Led Zeppelin as well. |
| 8:14
| That's one of Steve's favorite Led Zeppelin songs. He likes the way they start soft, then rock, then bring it back. They sort of invented that. |
| 8:15
| Buzz always thought Led Zeppelin were corporate shills but the thing they did last night was a benefit for that Ahmet Ertegan guy. They were the first super group. |
| 8:16
| Buzz and his other hippie friends in Coconut Grove thought Zeppelin was too calculated, they were just thrown together. It wasn't organic. They didn't come up together like Jefferson Airplane or Big Brother and the Holding Company. |
| 8:17
| Steve remembers recording the first Led Zeppelin album on a tape, with a microphone up to a speaker. That was before they had cassettes. |
| 8:23
| The rap on Zeppelin was that they ripped off blues guys but everyone did. It seems like they paid more homage to the blues guys than most rockers. |
| 8:24
| Led Zeppelin I came out when Steve was 14. A 24-year old Buzz Kilman would have more outrage, Steve just thought it was cool. A long-haired Buzz Kilman truckin' around Coconut Grove would have a different opinion on the matter. |
| 8:25
| Live read: Jacob Ruth |
| 8:26
| Drew Peterson was over by Gibson's on Saturday. Just when he thinks it's over with the media he's in the Sun-Times. |
| 8:27
| Ex-cop Drew Peterson, under the police microscope, dined at Gibson's on Saturday night with a couple of his lawyers. Stella Foster says he had filet. |
| 8:28
| Filet is a lady's cut, Drew would have appreciated Stella not mentioning it. Hopefully it was a bone-in filet. Stacy always wanted to go to Gibson's, Drew was probably looking for her there. |
| 8:29
| Stacy always wanted to go to the Chicago Gibson's but that's too hard to get to. Plus Drew doesn't have any clout with the Chicago police, he can't park illegally. |
| 8:30
| At least Drew's back in the paper although they mention the filet. It's not as bad as what's in the Enquirer though, it says Stacy was killed in the bedroom. How do they know all this stuff? |
| 8:31
| They've even got a picture of a bedroom on the cover. Hopefully that's not Drew's bedroom. It's got a nice four-poster bed, you could tie someone to it with fur-lined cuffs. |
| 8:32
| Drew's afraid to open the magazine up but he will. The good news is that he's on the cover two weeks in a row. |
| 8:33
| Are the waiters at Gibson's all rude or was that just because Drew's being accused of murder? |
| 8:34
| What they got at the Gibson's that Drew likes is the guy in the bathroom. He's got cologne, including Drew's cologne of choice Polo. |
| 8:35
| Would Buzz like to hear a new version of Bolingbrookville before we get to the Enquirer? Drew's still scared to open it up although he also wants to read about Evel Knieval's final days. |
| 8:36
| There's also Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures. She's sticking up for full-figured women but she's not full-figured, she's just got a fat ass. |
| 8:37
| Live read: Bolingbrookville, Steve Dahl |
| 8:41
| Good work freshening up the drop-ins there Pete. Steve likes the one about him being hit with a frozen steak. Pete's wondering if Stacy hit Drew with a frozen filet. |
| 8:42
| Drew doesn't buy filets in the house and thank God. Those are thick steaks, they could cave a skull in. |
| 8:43
| Alright how about a break and then we'll crack open the Enquirer? What does Buzz want to hear about? Evel Knieval's final days? Julia Roberts fury at her husband for missing the kids birthday? |
| 8:44
| Drew still can't get over Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat ass. She was even trying to say it was a bad angle. That angle is right on. Apparently all the ghosts on that Ghost Whisperer show are made of marshmallows. |
| 8:45
| Drew's at his page in the Enquirer right now, at least it's a good photo. That's his Kenny Stabler look. |
| 8:51
| Live read: Gladstone Homes |
| 8:52
| OK on to the Enquirer. Martha Stewart has her eyes on Larry David apparently. And Leif Garrett is on the ropes. So many of your child stars are troubled. |
| 8:53
| According to the Enquirer Stacy was murdered in bed. Drew's friend is telling all to the Enquirer. |
| 8:54
| That ain't Drew's house on the cover, he doesn't have hardwood floors in the bedroom. He wishes he did though, it looks great. |
| 8:55
| In the living room of his Illinois home, 13-year old Chris Peterson, a champion wrestler, was wrestling with a problem of his own. He told family friend Richard Mims that his one mommy died and his other mommy went away. What kind of 13-year old talks like that? It's not true! |
| 8:56
| Chris' natural mother Kathleen Savio died in a suspicious bathtub incident in 2004. Then Stacy Peterson, who's closer in age to Chris, disappeared in October. |
| 8:57
| Richard Mims, Drew's best friend, has broken his silence in an exclusive interview with the Enquirer. That's former best friend. This is why you shouldn't have friends. |
| 8:58
| Mims said he tried to comfort Chris as they talked about his mothers telling him he had to hope for the best. |
| 8:59
| At first Mims believed Peterson when he said Stacy ran off with another man. But in the days that followed he started to think otherwise. Chris Peterson says he heard a fight between Drew and Stacy. |
| 9:00
| Mims stayed at the Peterson house at the end of October and beginning of November, running errands for the family. He was Drew's bitch! |
| 9:01
| Mims now believes Drew killed his wife and also believes Chris Peterson will be a star witness against his own father. In a shocking statement made to Mims by Chris, he was told that the boy may have heard his father murdering his stepmother. |
| 9:02
| May have?! That don't seem right Buzz. That's just hearsay an innuendo. |
| 9:03
| Chris says he heard Drew and Stacy fighting in their room on the day she disappeared. They fought all the time, especially when she was menstruating. Has Drew mentioned that he got Stacy a boob job? And a tummy tuck and hair removal. He's a giver and a lover. |
| 9:04
| Chris' bedroom is right next to his parents room and when Stacy argues she shouts. What broad doesn't? |
| 9:05
| Mims is convinced Drew snapped Stacy's next in their bed. How can he know that? Nobody can know that. Mims says Drew is a karate expert. |
| 9:06
| Some investigators believe Stacy was strangled. What does that mean? |
| 9:07
| On Halloween night Chris Peterson began to open up to Mims about the fight he heard his parents having. He was probably high on sugar from Halloween candy, kids will say anything then. |
| 9:08
| Chris was trick or treating with his younger siblings when he pulled neighbor Sharon Bychowski aside. Sharon said he looked scared. That's like double-triple hearsay. All kids are scared on Halloween! |
| 9:09
| Chris told Sharon that he heard his mommy and daddy fighting in their bedroom. Again what kid talks like that? |
| 9:10
| Chris told Sharon that he heard Stacy ask his dad for a divorce and wanted him to move out of the house. She was probably just menstruating! |
| 9:11
| Then things fell silent. Maybe Drew was just nibbling on Stacy's ear or something. He's a love machine! |
| 9:19
| Just for the record that Rick Mims guy is no longer Drew's best friend. |
| 9:20
| Alright, where did Drew leave off. Drew told Mims that from the intelligence he gathered Stacy was seeing 4 or 5 guys at the time of her disappearance. |
| 9:21
| 4 or 5! You can see why Drew was upset. Drew also told Mims that he went to TGI Friday's to get a receipt from a guy who had taken Stacy out to dinner. |
| 9:22
| Stacy went back to nursing school which is probably when she met that male nurse. |
| 9:23
| Mims said Drew was pacing a lot on Halloween. Of course, he was probably just nervous. Stacy always handled the trick-or-treating. |
| 9:24
| That night, after the trick-or-treaters had gone Drew and Mims enjoyed a few Rum and Cokes, because their Parrotheads. |
| 9:25
| Drew then told Mims that he'd have to be his hostage when the cops came for him. That gave Mims chills although it could have been the rum. Drew laughed after he said that becuase he's a jokester. |
| 9:26
| After the initial search of Drew's house, when many items were seized, Peterson showed Mims one gun, that folded in half, that the cops hadn't found. |
| 9:27
| Mims also said he he saw Peterson write a check for $200,000, from a home equity line, to his brother in case anything should happen to him. |
| 9:28
| Mims said that later that evening Drew poured some more Rum and Cokes and told him some stories about Stacy. |
| 9:29
| Mims believed that all these stories were fake and just an attempt to get him to hate Stacy. |
| 9:30
| What have we learned in this article? Drew's a karate expert and they were fighting and then it went quiet. |
| 9:31
| There's the TGI Friday's thing but that's not illegal. Maybe unethical but not illegal. There's no proof that he murdered anyone. |
| 9:32
| One more thing from the Enquirer. According to them Drew was on the prowl two days after Stacy went missing. |
| 9:33
| Once again his is all from Richard Mims. He was stunned that only two days after Stacy disappeared Drew suggested hooking up with some women. This guy has no guy code whatsoever. |
| 9:34
| Drew told Mims that two women had already called him and wanted to come over. Eventually he put his needs on hold and decided to watch a movie with Mims, it was Conan the Barbarian. |
| 9:35
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 9:36
| The process of Steve coming out of the Drew character is painful so bear with him. |
| 9:37
| Ben Gay is here with some sports. Is it safe for him to come into the studio? He doesn't want to run into that Drew Peterson. |
| 9:38
| Buzz is admiring Ben's slicker. It's just a rain coat with Vaseline smeared all over it. It's water resistant. |
| 9:39
| Kyle Orton will start for the Bears next Monday when they travel to Minnesota. Ben hopes that he comes to his senses and gets a haircut. He'll be on national TV, he needs to change his look. |
| 9:40
| The Blackhawks are of today but they'll face the Kings at United Center tomorrow. Dennis Savard, or Savvy as Ben likes to call him, will not get negative on his team during their rough patch. |
| 9:41
| The Bulls host Seattle tonight. They put the basketball court right down on the ice. Isn't that magical? |
| 9:42
| The Cubs are prepared to pounce-and who isn't?-on Japanese free agent Kosuke Fukudome. That's a funny name. It also sounds like something Ben wouldn't mind happening to him. |
| 9:43
| The Padres and White Sox are also said to be interested. The Sox don't seem very Japanese-friendly to Ben. They just dumped that Tadahito Iguchi unceremoniously. |
| 9:44
| The Saints beat the Falcons 34-14 in Atlanta last night. They beat them like they were Michael Vick's dogs. |
| 9:45
| The LA Clippers have installed a NASA-developed treadmill at their training facility. It changes body weight during a workout. |
| 9:46
| Ben wanted to correct some bad space info he heard from Buzz's little fat friend yesterday. Dan Tani will not be alone in the space station. That woman and the Russian guy will be up there until April, Dan Tani comes back in January. |
| 9:47
| New York Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey took out an ad in Craigslist looking for only the hottest women to attend a New Year's Eve party he's throwing at a club in New York. You'd think he wouldn't have any problem just knowing hot women. |
| 9:48
| Alright that's it for sports. Ben was wondering if Buzz could put some more Vaseline on his rain slicker though. |
| 9:49
| Steve wants to know why Ben is so mean to him. Tubby?! Ben is as big as Steve, he really let himself go. For some reason Steve gets blamed for it too. |
| 9:54
| Live read: Allen Brothers |
| 9:55
| Steve feels that he speaks for Buzz when he says that he's very disappointed in the weather forecasting in this town. |
| 9:56
| Based on the forecast it seemed like we were going to have a foot of ice on the ground today. Steve was even thinking of getting a hotel room down here because he didn't think he'd be able to make it to work. |
| 9:57
| We also got calls from people saying that there was no ice on the road but that people were driving like there was. They said it was black ice, the deadliest ice there is. |
| 9:58
| Tyrone is checking in, we're going for the character hat trick in the last hour. Tyrone is offended by the term black ice. Someone get Al Sharpton on the phone! |
