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| 5:31
| Yes, another exciting day. Buzz can almost identify the movie that this theme music comes from. It's from the 40's. Holiday for Something. |
| 5:32
| Does Buzz have a cold today? He's got the touch of a cold but it didn't happen the way Buzz feared it would. He was still able to get in a very festive Saturday night, without the family. |
| 5:33
| That song was of course When the Bullet Hits the Bono, a fine Golden Earring song. Buzz didn't know that was Golden Earring but he loves Radar Love. That was is actually called Twilight Zone but Steve prefers to call it When the Bullet Hits the Bone. |
| 5:34
| They only had two songs, Radar Love and Twilight Zone. The only reason Steve said When the Bullet Hits the Bono is because he saw Bono in a movie over the weekend, one of the many he watched. Bono was in Across the Universe, the one with all the Beatles songs in it. |
| 5:35
| Buzz is wondering what Steve was doing watching that movie, did he build his Saturday around it? Steve was whacked out on cough medicine actually. Buzz did that on Friday night. He watched TV all Friday night until 3 a.m. Saturday, occasionally taking a break to play harmonica. |
| 5:36
| Steve's not sure if he liked Across the Universe, it was kind of weird. He also saw American Gangster, which he did like. It has a happy ending too! The whole time Buzz was watching the movie he was dreading the bad ending but then they come up with a happy ending and it's a true story. |
| 5:37
| That Russell Crowe is pretty good too, sometimes you forget he's from Australia. Buzz always just pictures him on stage with his band. Why does he need to do that too? |
| 5:38
| So Bono is in Across the Universe, he's in a scene that leads into everyone singing Mr. Kite. It fit in really well with Steve's cough medicine though. |
| 5:39
| Steve went out to dinner on Saturday night and after they got to the restaurant he went to the pharmacy to get some cough medicine. Steve chugged half a bottle and he was on Mars. He could barely get up to go to the bathroom and when he got there the lights were off and he couldn't figure out how to turn them back on. So he just walked back to the table. He was driving home and for the first time in 13 years he was paranoid when a cop got behind him. |
| 5:40
| Steve might have taken too much cough medicine just because he was so sick of his cough. They were out to dinner with Phil Rosenthal and his wife, at a restaurant run by Oprah's former chef. |
| 5:41
| The guy came out to talk to them and Steve thought he knew who they were. But then he asked if they were from the area. Those Oprah people are in a different world. Steve was too stoned on cough medicine to say anything though. |
| 5:42
| Steve found that to be disappointing and the waiter was a jerk too. The dinner was good though, the place is called Table 52. Steve was too hammered on cough medicine to do anything about the waiter though. |
| 5:43
| Sometimes when places are trendy the waiters act like jerks. He argued with them over how much cornbread to order. They wanted 2 orders and he told them to get one now and one later if they wanted more. So later they wanted more and he told them it would be 7 minutes. Then they came out at the end of the meal. |
| 5:44
| Steve might still be a little whacked out on the cough medicine now too. He had to wake up and take Robitussin during the night which he really didn't want to do. |
| 5:45
| Buzz received a homeopathic remedy for his illness although he can't promise it'll work for everyone. He gave himself a lymphatic massage and as a result he doesn't have a sore throat this morning. Where does someone get that done? Where are the lymph nodes? |
| 5:46
| That system runs throughout your body but if you've got a cold those two glands on your neck get swollen. If you massage them it's supposed to send the toxins down into the body. |
| 5:47
| Buzz did it for 2 days and it worked. As a result he got to go see Ron in his band on Saturday at Subterranean. Turns out the sound isn't great there so it's hard to differentiate between the instruments. You can't really tell who is playing which instrument and there's more emphasis on the lead singer, David Singer, than there is on anyone else. |
| 5:48
| Buzz was able to tell that Ron is a good guitar player. He wasn't on the guest list like he was supposed to be though. Buzz told him he was coming out and Ron said he'd put him on the guest list. Maybe Ron doesn't have that power? |
| 5:49
| Buzz also had plans that night to go around the corner to Nick's and see Little Arthur Duncan. He wasn't there though because he's having brain surgery. On a Saturday night?! |
| 5:50
| That must have been a bummer for Buzz on Saturday. He pays $8 to see Ron and can't even hear the band that well. Then he goes to see Little Arthur Duncan and he's not even there. |
| 5:51
| Buzz did not go home after that though. He was out with Chris Wood and they were sort of fueling each other. They went to something up at Martyrs' hosted by a bass player named Gordon. It was a showcase of all the bands he's played in. Is there a shortage of bass players in the city? |
| 5:52
| Martyrs' is the place where the front of the building is all windows. Can't they paint those, it's distracting. They've been there a long time, it seems like they could afford paint for the windows. |
| 5:58
| That was Bono in Across the Universe as Dr. Robert. That movie was directed by the woman who did The Lion King on Broadway. Bono's scene in the movie was pretty psychedelic. It went well with the cough medicine Steve was on. |
| 5:59
| Steve's not sure how they're going to do their show on The Mix this morning because he has their issue of Cosmo. So good luck with that. Steve was running a little late this morning because he stopped for gas. As a result he heard the beginning of Eric & Kathy, which is a tape. |
| 6:00
| Eric was talking to some guy who was on Desperate Housewives, asking him about the plot for the remainder of the season. He seemed really interested in it though. Can't they at least give that job to Kathy? |
| 6:01
| Kathy's actually on maternity leave so he's doing both parts. He's a hermaphrodite radio host. And now Steve has their Cosmo. They're probably all freaking out over there. A frantic call was placed to Greg Solk but he's probably too busy programming a West Coast station. |
| 6:02
| This issue of Cosmo seems to be their sex issue. They went there! Tips on how to look good naked, how to satisfy your man in the bed and how to be confident in and out of bed. Also, "When your boobs act weird." This is all on the cover and it's not even wrapped in a brown paper bag or anything. |
| 6:03
| Eric probably has no idea what to do this morning now that Steve has his issue of Cosmo. There's no Cosmo and no Grey's Anatomy to talk about! OH MY GOD! Steve didn't steal it either, it was delivered here. |
| 6:04
| Time for the web poll. Friday's web poll was "Have you ever been speed dating?" Steve has dated on speed but only for dietary purposes and to stay awake. That was a long time ago though. |
| 6:05
| Steve's looking at the home page under "Miss Friday's Show?" It says "Steve creeps himself out." That's not unusual. Today's web poll question is "Do you prepare your own taxes?" Yes or no. |
| 6:06
| Buzz thought Steve was saying yes, he does prepare his own taxes. He can just see him slaving away with his files. "WHERE'S MY TURBOTAX?!" Steve has Ron prepare them and he just has to sign, which takes a long time. He doesn't want to know how much he's paying either so he has Ron black those parts out. |
| 6:07
| Sometimes Steve signs the wrong thing so it has to go back to Ron for shredding. Steve has a weak shredder so he can't do it himself. He ended up with a shredder that just looked good. |
| 6:08
| Dateline Hoboken, New Jersey. Carmine Sodora founded Tavern Tax in 2005. For 10 weeks before April 15th he brings his tax services to bars on weekday nights and weekend afternoons. |
| 6:09
| His primary reason for setting the service up was to expand his personal business and go after the yuppie demographic. That of course refers to young urban professionals, as Buzz knows. |
| 6:10
| Steve has nothing to do with his taxes, it's all in someone else's hands. He doesn't even know how much money he makes and he doesn't want to know. He wants to live in a cashless society, like he's a trust fund baby. |
| 6:11
| Even when Steve was young and had a short form he didn't do his own taxes. There were questions on there that he couldn't answer. He does remember a time in his life when it was fun to file because he got money back. People would say "Well, that's your money anyway" but he got it back! |
| 6:12
| Steve saw something yesterday that said a lot more people have filed returns this year because they want their economic stimulus check. Those people should be audited! Where were they last year? And Steve doesn't even get a stimulus for all his trouble. |
| 6:13
| Buzz got significantly less back this year than he did last year and when he asked why he was told it was because he made more money. So Buzz does has the thrill of filing and getting some money back? He's only a passive figure in the process, he just signs stuff and enjoys seeing the checks come in. |
| 6:14
| Ron also does Buzz's taxes. He knows a lot about all of us, good thing he's ethical. Steve didn't even know Ron did Buzz's taxes. Everything's good then, unless he turns evil. Sometimes he's too ethical. |
| 6:21
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 6:22
| Steve was watching The Masters in HD yesterday and it looked great. He really needs to join that Augusta Country Club. It's probably really cheap and easy to get in right? |
| 6:23
| It did make Steve want to take up golf even though he doesn't really know how to golf. He's had a hankering to wear sweater vests and that seems to be all the rage on the golf course. |
| 6:24
| Some of those guys have some goofy-looking outfits on the golf course though. Golf has a tradition of goofy outfits though. |
| 6:25
| You'd think the caddy would let the golfer know that he's got a goofy outfit on. The white hats aren't a good look either. The last goofy outfit Steve remembers is Payne Stewart but he was killed in a plane crash. |
| 6:26
| All Cubs and White Sox games this season are in HD so you're gonna want an HDTV. Buzz got one from The Little Guys for his father-in-law, who just turned 80. |
| 6:27
| He watches TV on a very tiny set that might be black and white. Either way it's small and it's breaking down. Buzz called them and it was delivered the next day to a very happy father-in-law. |
| 6:28
| Buzz has a feeling that's business as usual for The Little Guys, he didn't put a rush on it or anything. |
| 6:29
| Caller Steve wanted to let Steve know that Payne Stewart made about $1 million a year to wear those goofy outfits but he can't remember who was paying him. |
| 6:30
| Caller Steve was wondering if Steve has his diving equipment ready to go, diving season is starting up around here very soon. |
| 6:31
| Around here? Steve's never been diving in Lake Michigan, what is there to see, rusted-out cars? There are actually shipwrecks right in the lake, about 80 feet down. That's not too bad. Steve doesn't want to go diving with dry suits or anything, he just likes being in a t-shirt like Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep. That's how Buzz likes him too. |
| 6:32
| So does caller Steve go diving on the Edmund Fitzgerald or something? His friend has actually be to that wreck with a National Geographic crew. |
| 6:33
| Steve would probably wear those goofy outfits for $1 million. He's worn way worse for free. There are photos of him from the 70s, in the Hawaiian shirts and really tight matching pants too. Buzz doesn't remember the tight pants. How much did fabric cost? Steve probably could have bought an extra yard. |
| 6:34
| Steve's a sweater too. He sweated a lot in the 70s and 80s. Joe Walsh just reminded Steve that he used to sweat just sitting there. |
| 6:35
| Steve wouldn't mind going to a Native American sweat lodge, like Billy Jack. You probably have to go out West to do that right? Buzz has heard they have them in Wisconsin too. |
| 6:36
| Maybe Steve should watch Billy Jack today, that's a good one. Buzz watched Mr. Majestic over the weekend, the Charles Bronson classic. Steve and Buzz might have too much time on their hands. |
| 6:37
| Caller Jackie is coming home from work, she's a 911 dispatcher. She got a Stacy Peterson sighting back in March, someone saw her at the Sears Tower. According to Drew she might be out stripping for all he knows. So now Steve and Buzz are searching all strip clubs in the country until they find her. |
| 6:38
| Steve hit The Admiral on the way in today because they're open until 6 am. He didn't find Stacy but he met some lovely Russian women. He has got to get to Vladivostok! |
| 6:39
| Steve has some questions for Jackie about her job. Is it exciting? Is she nervous when she's at working because of the off-chance that the recording of a phone call could end up on the news? |
| 6:40
| Jackie doesn't talk to the people, she's just a dispatcher. When people call 911 it doesn't seem like the operator is helping them. But they're typing the whole time while they talk to them right? They're gathering information but the operator should start the call with "I'm sending someone over", that would probably make the person feel better. |
| 6:41
| Jackie works at that sweet 9-1-1 call center downtown. That place looks like NASA. There are no numbers on the building so no one knows what it is. Can Steve get a tour sometime? |
| 6:42
| Jackie works from 9 pm to 6 am so Steve could leave home a little earlier and come in for a tour before the show. Jackie dispatches for the Rush Street area so that can get pretty exciting on the weekends. |
| 6:43
| Jackie wanted to let Steve know that Payne Stewart had a contract with the NFL |
| 6:44
| Steve almost got into an accident on the way into work today. He was racing a guy driving something that looked like a PT Cruiser but it wasn't a PT Cruiser. Everyone takes a offense on the road. Is it because they've been up all night or they're mad that they're up that early? |
| 6:45
| Caller Garrison had an experience in a sweat lodge in the Dakotas. He's in the Air Force reserve and got sent up there. It's kind of a creepy experience because it's a bunch of dudes sitting in there naked. |
| 6:46
| Steve would want to just rent it for himself and maybe a nice Indian maiden. Otherwise Steve is out. So did Garrison do it then? And why? |
| 6:47
| Garrison was up there to do medical work. He was there to supervise some tribal customs. They do something as a rite of passage where tribesmen are hoisted up on hooks by their pectoral muscles. |
| 6:48
| These are real people doing this? One hook actually tore out which is what Garrison was doing there. |
| 6:49
| There's a guy who's been on hold for a half hour who called in about shredders. Steve needs to take this call but he should have taken it first. |
| 6:50
| Caller Jerry works in an office that has a great shredder. It cuts stuff down to millimeter size and it has an auto-oiler. That's where Steve runs into problems with the shredder, they tell him it needs to be oiled. |
| 6:51
| Steve's not sure if he wants to buy one more thing that needs to be oiled. He bought a shredder and the guy was trying to sell him oil. So he got one that didn't need to be oiled. |
| 6:52
| A lot of people don't know that their home shredders need to be oiled. The one in Jerry's office is a little more high-end, it's about $3,000. Can Steve just take his stuff to Jerry's office? |
| 7:00
| That's Drew Peterson talking about where Stacy could be right now. He thinks she could be dancing, she loves the male attention. Don't you think someone would have noticed if they were getting a lap dance from Stacy Peterson? |
| 7:01
| Live read: Fresh Diet |
| 7:02
| Once again Steve would like to point out that he has Eric and Kathy's issue of Cosmo. How are they going to do their show? Maybe they're doing a Best Of since Kathy is on maternity leave. |
| 7:03
| There's a lot of filthy stuff in this magazine though. "Sexiest Things to Do After Sex" is what's intriguing Steve the most. There are lot of hot chicks in this magazine too. The problem is that Steve can't find the table of contents because there are so many ads. |
| 7:04
| Caller Terri thinks that last caller about sweat lodges was a bit of an idiot. Not every sweat lodge involves other naked men. Is there a girl sweat lodge that Terri goes to? |
| 7:05
| They have all-female sweat lodges and coed lodges. What about a sweat lodge with Steve and a bunch of women? Terri has been to sweat lodges in various places. |
| 7:06
| There's a group that does sweat lodges in Deerfield although Terri has never been. Some lodges require clothing and some don't, it just depends on the tribe. |
| 7:07
| Terri has been to 10 sweat lodges and sometimes she's clothed and sometimes she's naked. In the naked lodges there were guys as well. Does anything ever break out? |
| 7:08
| They're very specific in the naked lodges about not touching other people. Sometimes people are working through some very intense stuff from their childhood and you might think hugging a crying person is a good idea but it could set them off. |
| 7:09
| But if Steve were in there and he asked Terri for a hug she'd give it to him? Of course, topless hugs are great. Terri would love to meet Steve, she's listened for years. She deals a lot in herbal medicine and always hears Janet's interest in that area. It's all witchcraft to Steve. |
| 7:10
| Part of Buzz's TV binge over the weekend involved a Law & Order episode that featured a guy picking up another guy in an airport men's room. Steve has not felt comfortable in a men's room since the Larry Craig thing. His feet are always very close together now. |
| 7:11
| Buzz was once approached in a men's room as a teenager. Was that his Midnight Cowboy experience? Steve might need to hear more about this so he can help him through it. |
| 7:12
| Buzz was using a bathroom at a Winn-Dixie, it was a two stall set-up. There was someone in the next stall and as he sat down he noticed an eye-level hole in the partition between the stalls. Oh no! Buzz! |
| 7:13
| The hole was a little larger than a silver dollar. He looked through it not knowing what it was. The person in the next stall was acutely aware that he was in there. What he saw...well he wasn't expecting it. Of course he had to finish his business but luckily there was no intrusion into his stall. They're know for their meat at Winn-Dixie, that's always what they say. |
| 7:20
| Alright it's Blue Monday and we're going to do news in uno memento but first, Steve bee-lieves we're gonna hear from that little bee fella. |
| 7:21
| Live read: Joebees |
| 7:22
| Steve's going to double down on the bee pollen. He stopped taking it and that's probably why he got sick. |
| 7:23
| Steve felt like Hunter S. Thompson on Saturday night after he took all that cough medicine. He's not sure how he got from the table to the bathroom but when he was in there the lights were off and he couldn't figure out how to get them on. |
| 7:24
| Hi-hive Buzz! Check out the stinger! Who had a good weekend? Joe Bee did! |
| 7:25
| News with Buzz |
| 7:26
| Barack Obama is trying to clarify a comment he made last week that has become the latest lightning rod for controversy. Hillary Clinton has labeled the comment and the candidate "elitist" Didn't she just report that she made $350 million last year? That seems elitist too and condescending. |
| 7:27
| Hillary was cozying up to gun advocates in Pennsylvania over the weekend. Aren't the Clintons against guns? The latest Gallup poll shows Obama with a lead over Hillary and the remarks he made last week didn't appear to hurt him. |
| 7:28
| Police in Arizona are questioning a man who's tip led to the raid on a polygamist compound in Texas. |
| 7:29
| Chinese media are slamming the Dalai Lama and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Are they an item now? |
| 7:30
| More than 1,300 Iraqi police and army officers have been fired. Steve was only half paying attention last night but there was something on 60 Minutes about a half a billion dollars that we sent to Iraq being stolen. |
| 7:31
| Is someone looking into that? Because the next thing Steve saw was Andy Rooney at a fruit market saying how he's never bought a Crenshaw melon that tasted good. |
| 7:32
| Shouldn't Hillary and Barack be talking about that? It's a half billion dollars! The last person Steve knows about who took that much was Howard Stern when he went to satellite. |
| 7:33
| A high school student in Texas found out the hard way that cellphones weren't allowed in class. He was suspended after taking a phone call in class from his dad, who's serving in Iraq. |
| 7:34
| TSA officers left uniforms, security info and a cashbox out in the open at O'Hare. They were left behind the security checkpoint so someone would have to go through a screening process in order to get to them. But then they could be taken and used to get through security on a different day. |
| 7:35
| Pope Benedict XIV will celebrate his 80th birthday in the U.S. this week. Will he be having Eggs Benedict? Cardinal George will present a toast to The Pope at a special Cardinals lunch. What kind of toast? Wheat? Something bland probably. |
| 7:36
| NBC has sent Mary Anne Ahern to cover the story. Does anyone really care about this Pope? He's really creepy looking. That last Pope seemed so nice. |
| 7:37
| Buzz has heard that this Pope was known in some circles in The Vatican as "the enforcer". Wasn't there some Nazi ties too? |
| 7:38
| Residents in Wilmette will want to keep there eyes open for a cougar on the prowl. Is that a woman prowling for younger men? Residents are being warned not to approach the cougar, unless she has a martini. |
| 7:44
| Steve needs to tell Pete something and it's totally ridiculous and probably something only he notices. It's driving him nuts though but every time we come back from a break and there's a drop Steve can hear crosstalk from another station. |
| 7:45
| It's really hard to hear it though but it's there. He's heard it 40 times and he keeps telling himself not to say anything because no one else can hear it. |
| 7:46
| It's actually during the rejoin music. Did anyone else here it? Maybe only Steve can hear it, like Poltergeist. |
| 7:47
| Just because Buzz can't hear it doesn't mean it's not there. Steve can hear The Douche crossing over and he doesn't want to hear it. He doesn't like that station, why do they get commercials? |
| 7:48
| Maybe if WCKG had commercials it would still be around. Instead there's the stigma of running the station into the ground. Pete has had issues with the other station bleeding into his studio. Only Steve can hear it but isn't that enough? |
| 7:49
| Steve kept writing it down to tell someone but then he'd forget. If he doesn't say something he'll go psycho. He's irritated with that whole station over there, it should be somewhere else. |
| 7:50
| Steve can't figure that morning guy out. On his first day Steve thought the guy ignored him and he was sort of a jerk. But then said he was just glad to meet Steve. And he was talking to him on Friday and the guy said that he couldn't believe he was sharing the floor with Steve because he's such legend. |
| 7:51
| Now they've got an afternoon host and there are photocopies of his picture all over the studio. Pete's right in between Steve's studio and the Fresh studio so there's some sort of crossover. |
| 7:52
| Steve's people will figure it out though right? He's the only one who can hear it but it is the Steve Dahl Show, featuring Buzz Kilman. And if Buzz heard it too Steve would have acted sooner. Sometimes Steve's not a good representative of himself. |
| 7:53
| Look, the engineer's here already. And he's probably going to come in during the break and ask Steve what the problem is even though he already knows. He's sort of like a doctor. Sometimes Steve will change things up on the doctor when he comes in. |
| 7:54
| Live read: Townstone Financial |
| 7:55
| Steve recently learned something about real estate in Chicago . There's a Cook County transfer tax and then a city tax that the buyer has to pay. That tax is $10.50 for every $1,000 that the condo costs. |
| 7:56
| David Hochberg is on the phone with a correction. The buyer pays $7.50 and the seller picks up the rest. It's still $7.50 per every thousand dollars. There's a state and county transfer tax as well. |
| 7:57
| Those are crazy hidden taxes! Where can you move so you don't have to pay those kind of taxes? Florida is a pretty good state to buy property in and David is licensed there. |
| 7:58
| There are a lot of crazy hidden costs in buying real estate. They say people aren't paying taxes but it seems like they are. |
| 7:59
| It's time for the Eight O'Clock Taco Bell. It's Manager Monday and on the phone is Phil from Bensenville. They're not open yet but things are going to be good. QUE BUENO! |
| 8:00
| The new special item on the menu is the Chicken Club Chalupa, it's selling really well. |
| 8:01
| Don't forget to email Steve with your Taco Bell stories. It's Steve's favorite email address that he's ever had, Tacos@dahl.com. |
| 8:02
| Did Buzz happen to see Drew on Larry King on Friday? He actually forgot about it but he read the reviews and people were disappointed. Some called it a snooze fest. Steve will say yes and no to that. |
| 8:03
| Drew was some what hindered by the fact that Larry King is an idiot. He didn't know anything about Drew. That's not a tactic either, he's just an old man and he doesn't know things. |
| 8:04
| How is Drew supposed to make any headway with that? The guy doesn't know anything! Drew got a few things out but there are too many commercials on that show. |
| 8:05
| It hurts to have Joel Brodsky there because he's slowing Drew down. And Joel was hamming it up too, plus he got to stick around for a panel discussion. It was a bunch of lawyers talking about how maybe it's not a good idea to have your client go on the show. |
| 8:06
| Does Pete have the beginning of the show where Larry doesn't even know who Drew is? Pete sounds like a troubled young man, should Drew have him arrested? |
| 8:07
| Larry compares him to a duck which flustered Drew. Then he asks him what happened to his third wife. |
| 8:08
| You think Larry's just building his case with all these questions but he's just an idiot. Drew says that he and his family were laboring under the belief that his third wife died because of a household accident. |
| 8:09
| The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house, unless you're in the bedroom with Drew. |
| 8:10
| Drew always calls the first autopsy with Kathy to be the "fresh one". Maybe he should do TV ads for that Fresh FM? |
| 8:11
| Then Larry asks Drew if he was separated from Kathleen at the time of her death. Of course he was! That's the whole story! Drew was nailing a 17-year-old! Maybe Larry's jealous of Drew? |
| 8:12
| Then Larry asks Joel if Drew is a suspect in Kathleen's death. The guy doesn't know anything! And they flew all the way out to L.A. for this? |
| 8:13
| At least when Drew is on the Today's Show, Matt is ready with questions. He's scolding him from the beginning. |
| 8:14
| Then they get an email question, someone wants to know if Drew is willing to take a polygraph test. |
| 8:15
| They haven't even talked about Stacy disappearing yet. How is Drew supposed to keep up with this? |
| 8:16
| This show is very poorly produced. Maybe Drew should just interview himself, it could be a series of rambling monologues. |
| 8:17
| Larry's head is just full of apple sauce. He might not even be alive, he could just be a puppet. |
| 8:23
| That's one of OJ's lawyers talking about how it's a bad idea for Drew to give so many interviews. And they know how to work the media! |
| 8:24
| Live read: Woodfield Nissan |
| 8:25
| Alright back to Drew and the analysis of his appearance on Friday. Where did they leave off? It was the polygraph email question. |
| 8:26
| Those polygraphs are wholly unreliable. People believe in the polygraph test though. |
| 8:27
| Now Larry asks Drew about what happened with Stacy. He should have asked that first, or at least before the email. |
| 8:28
| Then he asks Drew is he was married or separated from Stacy when she disappeared. How is Drew supposed to keep up with this? |
| 8:29
| Larry has an exclusive interview with Drew and this is what he asks him? He's famous for his softball questions but the guy is an idiot! |
| 8:30
| Drew says he had Stacy under psychiatric care after her sister died. Those are just some of the gems Drew was able to throw in. That's a new one we haven't heard yet. |
| 8:31
| Drew also said she was on medication which is new as well. Larry asks Drew if he ever got physical with his wife. |
| 8:32
| Drew is a police officer so he can't behave the way other citizens do. So if you work for Com Ed you can beat your wife? But as a police officer he'd lose his job. |
| 8:33
| Pete's getting a little jumpy over there. He stops the tape every time Drew says 1 or 2 words. He's almost mocking him. |
| 8:34
| Pete seems very suspicious. If Drew were still a police officer and he pulled up next to Pete he'd probably pull him over. |
| 8:35
| Pete's not sure he has the set-up for the next part where there's some guy talking about the cousin and the blue barrel. |
| 8:36
| This part is genius right here. Drew totally eviscerates the guy and then says he doesn't want to bad-mouth the guy. |
| 8:37
| There's some good stuff coming up though, like the sinister part. Pete? What's wrong with this kid? Is there someone else who can control the tape of the show? |
| 8:38
| Is Pete on some sort of drug? Is Drew going to have to come in there and do a citizen's arrest on him? |
| 8:39
| Pete actually wanted to blame Steve Dahls because he took some notes on the interview and Steve is trying to piece that all together. |
| 8:40
| This is what Steve gets for taking notes? Let's take a break so Drew can come in and pistol-whip Pete. |
| 8:41
| There is still a lot of good stuff coming up from Drew. He hasn't even got to the part about Stacy being a dancer. |
| 8:48
| Live read: The Little Guys |
| 8:49
| Buzz recently upgraded his father-in-law to HD, all he had to do was pick up a telephone. |
| 8:50
| OK, where did we leave off with Drew's interview? |
| 8:51
| Larry says the circumstances in Drew's life are "weird". That's his contribution to the show. How is this guy still on TV? |
| 8:52
| Then Drew says Stacy loved male attention and she could be off dancing somewhere. You see what he did there? And he didn't even really have to say anything. |
| 8:53
| Then Larry mentions Joel's law partner which is completely unnecessary. Here's the part where Drew is called sinister. |
| 8:54
| A caller asks why no one from Drew's family has come forward to say he's a good father or husband. Drew says that the media wants to keep him sinister because that sells. |
| 8:55
| Drew says people have come forward on his behalf but it gets "washed under the blankets." That has a distinctly Chicago feel to Buzz. |
| 8:56
| Drew says he'll live his life under a cloud even if Stacy is never found and he is never charged. |
| 8:57
| Now they've got Stacy's family members talking about Stacy. How can Larry interview all the family members and then not know anything about the case? He's just a stupid, creepy old man who probably forgot. |
| 8:58
| Larry asks Drew if he has kids with Stacy although he can't remember her name. Although Drew can't remember their ages. |
| 8:59
| Drew went from a watch commander to a mom. Drew's answers are catching him completely by surprise though, he had no idea Drew took care of the kids. |
| 9:00
| How could this interview get bad reviews? Drew's working through a whole other obstacle in Larry King, who's an idiot. |
| 9:01
| Then he's got Joel Brodsky dragging him down. No wonder Drew has bags under his eyes. |
| 9:02
| It's surprising that none of the kids in the neighborhood set up a hot cocoa stand over the winter for all the media types. |
| 9:03
| There are no enterprising kids around any more. They're all spoiled brats. They could have paid their way through college with a cocoa stand. |
| 9:04
| Maybe that's something that Sharon Bychowski broad could have done, just to get her off Drew's back. |
| 9:05
| Larry asks Drew if he sees the humor in having a daughter named Lacey Peterson. |
| 9:06
| Drew and Stacy named their daughter after Stacy's sister who died when she was very young. Do you see what Drew did there, he laid a death on Larry. |
| 9:07
| Drew's next call is from someone in Bolingbrook. Great call screener they've got out there. Does Brendan work for Larry King too? |
| 9:08
| The Bolingbrook caller asks if Drew is related to Scott Peterson. Larry doesn't even comment though, he just moves on to the next caller. |
| 9:10
| Larry has a video of Kyle PIry, Drew's former fiance. She said Drew pushed her over a coffee table and pinned her down. That's just sex! |
| 9:11
| Drew then says that Kyle cheated on him. You know how much it hurts for him to have to keep saying that? |
| 9:12
| This is where Drew says that Kyle was dancing at bachelor parties. That's the loose theme Drew wove in and out of this thing, all these broads was dancers. |
| 9:20
| That's a lively blues song in that rejoin. What kind of blues does Buzz call that? Is that a boogie? A shuffle? It seems like all blues music is a shuffle. |
| 9:21
| Live read: Woodfield Nissan |
| 9:22
| Things are actually going well for both baseball teams in Chicago. The Cubs weekend wasn't that great but it wasn't bad. Isn't that right Zippy? |
| 9:23
| Pete is looking at the Cubs road trip as 4-2 which isn't bad. If all road trips were like that it'd be pretty good. |
| 9:24
| Steve was going to ask Pete how much time was left in the Drew Peterson interview but he was running back from the office. He had the second tape from the interview. |
| 9:25
| Steve might have screwed Pete up by giving him nuts. In the future when there's something of this import we'll just burn it to CD. |
| 9:26
| Joining us now in the conversation is Pat Boyles. We're gonna go back to Drew's testimony on the Larry King show. What a moron! |
| 9:27
| Pat should try out for that job to replace Larry. The guy didn't know nothing! Pat is getting his suspenders ready. |
| 9:28
| Sharon Bychowski says that Stacy packed 10 boxes of Drew's house and wanted him out of the house. She wanted a divorce too. |
| 9:29
| Drew says it never happened and that these people are just coming out of the woodwork. They're Stacy fans and anti-Drew fans. He's making it more like American Idol. |
| 9:30
| We've probably gone too far for Larry to get back to all the things Drew has done for Stacy like the boob job, the hair removal and the high-end jewelry. |
| 9:31
| When Drew said Stacy could be out dancing Larry didn't even ask about her breasts. |
| 9:32
| Drew's pounding on the table, possibly in frustration with Larry. He doesn't know how Drew's neighbors are treating him? He doesn't know about the flyers on the grill? |
| 9:33
| How can Larry not know any of this information at all? Drew would rather get his news from Comcast Sportsnet. And Pat appreciates that. |
| 9:34
| Drew loves L.A. though. He might move out there once he sells his house here. |
| 9:35
| How much is left in this interview? Let's just play the entire thing so Buzz can give a full review. So far his review has been glowing though. |
| 9:36
| Larry doesn't know about the phone call Drew says Stacy made the night before she disappeared? He doesn't know about the guy at Denny's that Drew confronted? |
| 9:37
| This interview would have been great back in November. Now it's like Drew's in a time machine. All this hard work he's done with the press and now he gets this?! |
| 9:38
| How has this guy been married 8 times? Maybe he had money at one time but he probably doesn't have 8 wives! And who would let him impregnate them either? |
| 9:39
| This part right here is where Brodsky finally pays off. He talks about all the stories of mothers who have drowned their children or burned their children. |
| 9:40
| Stacy's not even around to defend herself as they cast aspersions on her. Good aspersions too! |
| 9:41
| Some mothers kill their children or else they run off and become dancers. |
| 9:42
| Alright we should probably take a break and then finish this off. This seems like some of Drew's finest work, considering what he had to work with. |
| 9:49
| Drew did all kinds of repairs on Stacy. That was part of his early genius. |
| 9:50
| Joining Drew and Buzz on the phone is Pat Boyles. Drew would like to get out to a baseball game with Pat sometime. He'd get his name in the paper that way. |
| 9:51
| Or what about golfing, does Pat hit the links ever? As a member of the Bolingbrook police department Drew had an unspoken membership at a local country club. |
| 9:52
| Is Pat married? Or does he fool around? Because Drew has broads coming out of the woodworks. |
| 9:53
| Live read: Gladstone Homes |
| 9:54
| How much time is left in this thing? Should we power through or just move on to the highlights? |
| 9:55
| Another caller wants to know how Drew sleeps at night. Does he sleep well? Sometimes he does have trouble sleeping. |
| 9:56
| Drew is not dating but he does go out socially about once a week. This is where Steve Dahls gets disheartened because there's no mention of the Dating Game. That was just to flummox that lummox. |
| 9:57
| Drew could have tipped it in but quite frankly he didn't appreciate the treatment that Steve and Buzz gave him. |
| 9:58
| For some reason Drew got nervous during the end. Maybe he was nervous because he knew the lawyers were coming in at the end to pick everything apart. |
| 9:59
| What probably got to Drew was Larry King being an idiot. He's not even a human being, he's an alien. |
| 10:00
| Buzz feels that Drew's performance was low-key perfection. He worked everything. Having Buzz's approval is very important to Drew. How does Mr. Boyles feel? |
| 10:01
| Pat feels that Larry buried the tough questions until the very end. Drew feels he's a shoddy journalist. He shouldn't even have a show. HIllary Clinton and Barack Obamas shouldn't even associate with him. |
