October 24, 2007

There’s a funny story in the Tribune today about bird watchers getting more than they bargained for at parks and forest preserves. They are encountering a lot of dudes cruising for sex: Click Here

I think that they should try and come up with a new category for what they see. Maybe they can try and look at the genitalia and the sex acts more like the wonders of nature that the guys performing them think that they are.

Here then, are 10 names for what they see that they could possibly still scribble down in their books and on their sketch pads:

1.  The Long Necked Spurting Lapwing
2.  The Hiding Humming Woodcock
3.  The Purple Crested Throbbing Crane
4.  The Kneeling Blew Jay
5.  The Montrose Harbor Game Cock
6.  The Crusty Beaked Lark
7.  The Homo Pigeon
8.  The Hiding Gay Goose
9.  The Pink Throated Warbler
10.  The Hairy Sacked Swallow

I hope that helps all of the local ornithologists