Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I just saw a promo on NBC for Heroes and I realized that I just don’t care about that show any more. I don’t know what happened. I even went out and got myself a Japanese friend, named Shu. They lost me at some point last year, and even though I tried to make a go of it this year, I just don’t care about anything that happens on Heroes. I still like my Japanese friend, Shu, however. Shu is a hardcore Bears fan and I can’t imagine what he must have been thinking as he stayed up in the middle of the night somewhere in Asia watching the debacle on the semi-frozen tundra. When will I stop caring about the Bears?

I have recently found myself watching the Monday night comedy lineup on CBS, but I might switch over to ESPN and watch some real football. I had a nightmare Sunday that took place in a land where people wore big hunks of cheese on their heads and were predominantly fat and white. They somehow managed to get African American men who are in really great shape to do amazing things for them against a group of equally in shape African American men from a town called Chicago. These men from Chicago seemed confused and were led by another African American with a headset and a blank stare. He had a white dwarf as a sidekick, who was named Bob.

Wanda Sykes is gay? Apparently she is even married to a girl in California. I was once married to a girl in California and it didn’t work out that well. Actually, we were married in Las Vegas. That was before what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and we brought all of our problems back to Los Angeles with us. I wish they would make gay marriage legal in California just so I can more easily keep track of the gay celebrities. I know there are gay celebrities who are married to people of the other sex, but most of them seem to be pansexual. I tried to have sex with a pan once and burned my penis.