Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I guess the governor of New York must really be a prick (no pun intended) because there sure are a lot of people happy that he got busted using a prostitute. On the one hand, it’s impressive that he would pay almost $5K to get laid. On the other hand, it seems like you should get laid for free if you are the governor. That’s what I would expect, anyway. I guess he was taking it offshore to spare his family the embarrassment of a sexual harassment suit. I guess that kind of backfired on him. I sure would like to get a look at Kristen, the little brunette who went all of the way to Washington D.C. to go all of the way with him. Sadly, the web site is shut down.

Now that they have found traces of all kinds of prescription medications in everybody’s drinking water, I’m saying that maybe Heath Ledger was just trying to stay hydrated. Maybe Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds could put something together along those lines too. I know I’m going to use it if I ever have to submit to a CBS drug test. I’m sure I have pissed away my share of prescription and possibly even some street drugs, and for that I apologize. I’m not sure if I’m more upset that I might have poisoned you or that you weren’t able to experience whatever “high” I was shooting for (pun intended). Just to be on the safe side, I’m sticking with bottled water and my own prescriptions.

I don’t know about you, but I found the premature jump to Daylight Savings Time extremely disconcerting this morning. It didn’t even start to get light out until around 7:00 a.m., and that’s just too late for me. It didn’t help any that the sun never came out until Monday evening either. I’m still not 100% sure how switching over to DST early saves us time, energy, or money, but I’m not really interested in hearing, understanding, or retaining the information anyway. It doesn’t really matter what I think. With my new morning schedule, I am fairly oblivious to outside realities, so I’ll just try and dial out the darkness. I can’t see that it makes any difference anyway (pun intended, but really lame).