Friday, March 14, 2008

I am kicking myself for not going outside to run/walk and enjoy the day, but I did Pilates at 11:00 a.m. and I’ll be damned if I’m going to workout/exercise more than once a day. I’m really working hard at staying healthy, but working out twice is something I’m just not going to do. I'm also not ever going to categorize doing anything with running shoes on as anything but exercise. No wonder I’m fat. Also, in my defense, I’d like to say that I didn’t get to sleep until 1:00 a.m. and I get up at 4:00 a.m., so I really did need to take a nap too. By the way: My nap was awesome. I turned on MSNBC and it put me right out.

That mom who left her kid sleeping in the car while she dropped some coins into the Salvation Army kettle in Crestwood is hot. All you have to do is look at her to know she wasn’t abusing her kids. She must have abused the cops verbally or something. Maybe they were pissed she was parking in a fire lane. When I lived in Bolingbrook, I got two tickets for parking in a fire lane and they came and arrested me for being late in paying them. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure that was my first brush with Drew Peterson. All I know is that City Hall and the police station were in a doublewide trailer.

Speaking of trailers, how about that woman down in Kansas who sat on the toilet for a month and got stuck there? On the air Thursday, Buzz and I were trying to figure out how one gets stuck to a toilet. I think the word “infection” might have something to do with it. Kind of like bedsores, but on a toilet. They probably could have gotten her off of the seat, but I bet someone who chooses to spend two years in the bathroom has a somewhat low pain threshold and is a bit of a screamer. I also speculated that she was fat. I stand by that assessment, even though I saw her boyfriend, Kory McFarren (not the Channel 32 guy) and he wasn’t fat. He seems like the type who would have a fat girlfriend.