Friday, March 7, 2008

How about that Chinese girl who didn’t want to go back to Sheboygan? I can’t really blame her, I have been to Sheboygan, and it’s no China. It doesn’t even have a Chinatown. I pretty sure there’s not even a Chinatown in Milwaukee. I know it’s wrong, but I think that it’s funny that everybody humored her dolt American husband and pretended that she might have been kidnapped from O’Hare. Dude, she put in her five years with you to get her green card and now she’s going to go it alone. Be glad that you had five years nailing a hot Chinese chick that was way out of your league just so she could get her papers. You met her online, for Chrissake!

During the second intermission at Wednesday night’s Hawks game (Steve Dahl Radio Icon Night), Rick Nielsen from Cheap Trick and Al Jourgensen from Ministry shot the puck. I’m not really sure if they ever got the puck in, but I do know that Al has recorded and released a new Blackhawks song called “Keys To The City.” I have to say that it really grows on you. You can preview it and or download it by clicking on this link. As far as I know, Cheap Trick doesn’t have a Blackhawks song, but “Surrender” will always work in a pinch, I guess. I think I have a Blackhawks song too, but I’m not sure what it is or where I might have put it. Seriously.

If I’m not mistaken, two weeks of St. Patrick’s Day festivities kick off around here this weekend with the South Side Irish St. Patrick’s Day Parade. Next week it’s the parade downtown on Saturday, and then to wrap things up on Monday the 17th, Buzz and I will be broadcasting live from Riva on Navy Pier. I know that Riva is usually an Italian restaurant (and a very good one at that), but on Monday March 17th it will be transformed into an Irish/Italian restaurant for the day, or at least the morning. It won’t just be green beer either. Riva will also be serving an Irish breakfast along with plenty of green Budweiser. Parking is only $5.00, and then maybe you can go puke it all up on the Ferris wheel.