Monday, May 12, 2008

Ten Things I Have Learned Since I Started Doing Mornings On Jack FM:

1) Drew Peterson has a way with the young ladies.

2) Shaving with cold water really does work better.

3) There’s really bad traffic even at 4:30 a.m.

4) Two Metabolifts (GNC) equal five cups of coffee.

5) Sugar free Red Bull also gets the job done nicely.

6) Only Brendan’s voice isn’t deeper in the morning.

7) Even R. Kelly’s lawyers can’t delay a trial forever.

8) Myanmar isn’t a good place to have a second home.

9) A Cinnabon with butter is tasty but very fattening.

10) The more I try to fall asleep the more awake I get.