Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ten Good Things About Higher Gas Prices:.................................

1) Less time at the gas station means fewer chances to be blown up.

2) Not as much money left over to spend on things like illegal drugs.

3) Food costs more so it’s easier to just start eating less and dieting.

4) Washrooms are cleaner since people soil themselves while looking at the prices.

5) More beef jerky for those who just like to go in and buy a snack.

6) Buying food in bulk at Costco is fun, and well, usually quite bulky.

7) Something to talk about on  the TV besides the real estate collapse.

8) You now have a reasonably good excuse for not visiting relatives.

9) Gas huffers go back to spray paint which leaves a goofy smudge.

10) Buying a girl gasoline rather than a martini will now get you laid.