Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ten Ways The Steve Dahl Show Is Like A Cucumber:

1) We can both get ourselves into a pickle.

2) Sweat us before putting us in a sandwich.

3) Oddly shaped and often quite pleasurable.

4) Most of our weight is just water weight.

5) Ready and able to plug a hole in a dyke.

6) We are always cut-ups in the kitchen.

7) Plenty of seeds but won’t knock you up.

8) Our salad days are mostly ahead of us.

9) Known for effective diuretic properties.

10) We regularly appear on Internet porn sites.