Thursday, July 17, 2008

Have I ever told you how much I hate Rod Blagojevich? I think I have, but let me reiterate. His latest stunt, which involves pretending to call out the National Guard and retired State Troopers to patrol the streets of Chicago, is an insult and an outrage. Patrol the streets of Chicago? Why don’t you get them to patrol whoever it is that does those things to your freaking hair? Try telling parents to start staying married and raising their kids right instead of partying and leaving them alone to wander the streets looking for a father figure in a gang leader. I am sick and tired of everybody blaming this all on guns. Blame the kids, they have free will, and make the parents more accountable too.

Hey, who likes having to keep an eye on their kids for eighteen straight years? It’s a royal pain in the ass, but that’s what you signed on for when you had them. If you can’t hack it, then give them to somebody who can. And don’t expect any parades for all of your tireless parenting either. Kids don’t care about that sort of thing. Their job is to push you to the limit and your job is to push back hard enough that they finally figure out right from wrong. Then it doesn’t matter if they get their hands on a gun or not. Odds are they won’t blow away someone who just deserves a punch in the face. I’m tired of the endemic lack of responsibility that exists in our society. Step up, Jesus!

Back to Blagojevich: Balance the state budget and give us the state services that we pay for. You can’t even get grown men and women in Springfield to do what you want. Stop pandering to the lowest common denominator up here in Chicago with your fear mongering and fake concern for kids. We don’t like you. You are soft, worthless and washed up. You will NEVER be reelected and if the feds have anything to say about it, you’ll be sporting a prison haircut by the end of this decade. You are even a disappointment to your father-in-law (the guy who got you elected). What the hell is that? Okay, I’ll stop now. I am dieting and that makes me sort of crabby, but I really do hate Rod Blagojevich.