Best of Steve's Web Log - July 2, 2008

Originally Posted: August 29, 2007

When I am in the men’s room I always like to tap my feet while sitting in the stall. I had no idea that it was a come on, although that explains all of the dudes trying to break the doors down to get in the stall with me. I always just thought they were out of toilet paper. Who knew there was a whole system of secret codes for guys cruising public washrooms for sex? I certainly didn’t. I always do see creepy guys lurking in public washrooms. I think we hetero guys should be given a list of he things NOT to do to attract guys. I’ve had some pretty close calls in truck stops. They scared me and took my beef jerky.

That Idaho senator getting pinched for cruising the men’s room at MSP is troubling for a lot of reasons. The main one, of course, being why can’t a guy just go to the men’s room and take a leak or a dump? Must we always be reduced to being seen as sex objects? So I like to stand at the urinal with my pants around my ankles. Big deal! It’s disturbing when I’m trying to write “For a good time call Garry at 312-591-9254” on the stall door to have a guy beating my door down (if you’ll pardon the expression). I don’t think that’s all he’s interested in beating, either. That’s when I pick my feet up and start praying.

Senator Craig from Idaho ironically should have used boise.craigslist.org. Just look under Casual Encounters, then click on m4m, and you’ll get all of the action you can handle, Senator.  And it will be in your own jurisdiction, so the odds of getting out of it are much greater. I just looked there myself for research purposes, and it seems like there is plenty of action in the Boise area. I have a theory that you don’t have to be gay to have sex with a guy in a bathroom or forest preserve. Girls would never hang out somewhere giving out free sex. So, when in Rome -- or Minneapolis…