Best of Steve's Web Log - July 3, 2008
Originally Posted: October 5, 2006
I have the feeling that my congressman is engaging in inappropriate instant messaging with me. My congressman is Dan Lipinski, and it went something like this:
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Lippy3rdDist: hey dude
DahlCKG: hello
Lippy3rdDist: what are you doing?
DahlCKG: trying to write my blog
Lippy3rdDist: i've got your blog (lol)
DahlCKG: that's creepy
Lippy3rdDist: do you think i'm cute?
DahlCKG: um, i don't think i've ever thought about it
Lippy3rdDist: well think about it now
DahlCKG: well, no... i guess you're kind of homely
Lippy3rdDist: do you want to see a picture of me bent over in a pumpkin patch?
DahlCKG: not really
Lippy3rdDist: i'm wearing really tight pants
DahlCKG: that's creepy
Lippy3rdDist: well, it's halloween, silly
DahlCKG: you need to stop this
Lippy3rdDist: stop what?
DahlCKG: don't you have work to do?
Lippy3rdDist: not really
Lippy3rdDist: brb....my dad just came in the room
DahlCKG: your dad?
Lippy3rdDist: yeah, he gave me my job
DahlCKG: i know
Lippy3rdDist: my dad wants to know if you think he's cute
DahlCKG: no
Lippy3rdDist: we are going tanning
DahlCKG: that won't help
Lippy3rdDist: all over tans
DahlCKG: stop it!
Lippy3rdDist: bye stever
DahlCKG: goodbye |
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That’s not the only one either, but it’s all I feel like sharing right now.

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