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Best of Steve's Web Log - July 3, 2008

Originally Posted: October 5, 2006

I have the feeling that my congressman is engaging in inappropriate instant messaging with me. My congressman is Dan Lipinski, and it went something like this:

 

Lippy3rdDist:          hey dude
DahlCKG:     hello
Lippy3rdDist:          what are you doing?
DahlCKG:     trying to write my blog
Lippy3rdDist:          i've got your blog (lol)
DahlCKG:     that's creepy
Lippy3rdDist:          do you think i'm cute?
DahlCKG:     um, i don't think i've ever thought about it
Lippy3rdDist:          well think about it now
DahlCKG:     well, no... i guess you're kind of homely
Lippy3rdDist:          do you want to see a picture of me bent over in a pumpkin patch?
DahlCKG:     not really
Lippy3rdDist:          i'm wearing really tight pants
DahlCKG:     that's creepy
Lippy3rdDist:          well, it's halloween, silly
DahlCKG:     you need to stop this
Lippy3rdDist:          stop what?
DahlCKG:     don't you have work to do?
Lippy3rdDist:          not really
Lippy3rdDist:          brb....my dad just came in the room
DahlCKG:     your dad?
Lippy3rdDist:          yeah, he gave me my job
DahlCKG:     i know
Lippy3rdDist:          my dad wants to know if you think he's cute
DahlCKG:     no
Lippy3rdDist:          we are going tanning
DahlCKG:     that won't help
Lippy3rdDist:          all over tans
DahlCKG:     stop it!
Lippy3rdDist:          bye stever
DahlCKG:     goodbye

 

That’s not the only one either, but it’s all I feel like sharing right now.

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