The Steve Dahl Show – March 5, 2012

Steve took a romantic stroll on the beach in the rain over the weekend, stopping several times to masturbate. He’s also off the Ambien and on Sleep-Eze that he got from GNC. He needs to get more but the GNC guy seemed sweet on him so he’ll need to go to another location.

Tom Thayer golfed with Chris Berman over the weekend. Tom also refuses to let his dream of Steve co-hosting Live with Kelly Ripa die. It’s Floridiot on Floridiot crime on a Florida golf course. That story brings to mind Pat Dahl’s childhood run-ins with golfers at course that used to be near the house.