The Steve Dahl show – April 30, 2013

There’s a neighborhood dog on the loose and Janet has been aiding in the chase. Unfortunately, there’s a weirdo trapper leading the search. He’s no Tommy Lee Jones (aka Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard) who would’ve organized things this way:

Alright, listen up people. Our fugitive dog has been on the run for two weeks.  Average speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 25 miles per hour. What the Dahlcast needs from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Duke. Go get him.