The Steve Dahl Show – September 10, 2012

Today’s Dahlcast features monkeying around in Florida, analysis of the Bears victory with Tom Thayer and a story about Stinky the Rapist Dolphin.

Steve couldn’t help but watch the tape of a scuba diver that was sexually assaulted by an aggressive dolphin, although he was surprised by the color of the mammal’s penis. The diver’s buddies seemed content to film the encounter instead of helping him out, which isn’t cool. Where’s the mammal code?

Tom Thayer checks in to share his thoughts on a triumphant Sunday for the Bears at Soldier Field. Andrew Luck might have a bright future, but he was no match for the Monsters of the Midway. Now Tom is preparing to sleep in an RV outside of Lambeau Field in anticipation of Thursday’s showdown with Fabio-haired pretty boy Clay Matthews and the Packers.

Floridiots are once again in the news, which is no surprise whatsoever. However, there were plenty of surprised residents of one town when a monkey went on the loose. The little guy seemed to be having the time of his life, while locals ran in fear and kicked him when they had a clear shot.

Today’s show features more animal magnetism than Dag’s weekend performance at the Brookfield Zoo. It’s approved listening for all mammals.