Dag Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Wham, Bam, How Old Are You?

Talking Heads Film Remastered

Steve and Janet are heading off to Detroit again, this time for a Joliat family wedding.

Steve attended the wake for Leslie Keiling’s husband and ran into a few familiar faces from his radio days. Dag and Meredith hit a high-end tapas restaurant for dinner with cycling pals. Steve met Joe’s sister, who owns pet stores called The Urban Mutt.

Steve longs for an orange pop of yesteryear. Nesbitt’s Orange Soda print advertisements featured pre-fame Marilyn Monroe. No Mow May is observed in several Chicago suburbs. Steve rejected a TV show about sewer diving but found comfort in frozen custard.

Steve experienced a contentious purchased item return at Guitar Center. The employees flaunted the inventory of seventeen thousand dollar guitars. Flea couldn’t find a friendly public restroom. Nelson Velazquez hit a grand slam that rocked Wrigleyville.

Pat Dahl confirms he had no prior knowledge of the notorious drizzled aioli. Charlie Dahl wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog watch so desperately he let an F-bomb fly. Grandpa refused to grant Violet’s request to join her grandparents on a voyage to Walgreens.

Steve watched the U.S. defeat Iran in the World Cup alongside a cheering Mike. Joe owns official substitution boards from his days producing soccer games at Soldier Field. Joe learned on the fly via Soccer for Dummies. Jose Abreu signed with the Astros.

Many folks are recommending knee specialists to Steve, but he’s confident in his guy. Brendan anticipates the Mötley Crüe, Poison, Def Leppard and Joan Jett show at Wrigley. John Travolta hit the Jacksonville tour stop and showered Tommy Lee with love.