Steve experienced a contentious purchased item return at Guitar Center. The employees flaunted the inventory of seventeen thousand dollar guitars. Flea couldn’t find a friendly public restroom. Nelson Velazquez hit a grand slam that rocked Wrigleyville.

Pat Dahl confirms he had no prior knowledge of the notorious drizzled aioli. Charlie Dahl wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog watch so desperately he let an F-bomb fly. Grandpa refused to grant Violet’s request to join her grandparents on a voyage to Walgreens.

Steve watched the U.S. defeat Iran in the World Cup alongside a cheering Mike. Joe owns official substitution boards from his days producing soccer games at Soldier Field. Joe learned on the fly via Soccer for Dummies. Jose Abreu signed with the Astros.

Many folks are recommending knee specialists to Steve, but he’s confident in his guy. Brendan anticipates the Mötley Crüe, Poison, Def Leppard and Joan Jett show at Wrigley. John Travolta hit the Jacksonville tour stop and showered Tommy Lee with love.

Steve’s grandparents kept a clothing rack in the back seat of their Cadillac on which they hung all their vacation clothes. Bon Jovi’s bodyguard spilled the beans about Jon’s beefs with other rock stars. Steve found collapsable crates for the road trip.

Steve bought his neighbor a golf cap for his 80th birthday. Lincoln’s coat made the scene at the Met Gala. A Dahlcast subscriber visited Steve’s childhood home. Dag is playing Hey Nonny in Arlington Heights tonight in honor of Pete Townshend’s birthday.

Steve was sad to hear Les Grobstein passed away. Steve didn’t get his bet in before the Chiefs pummeled the Steelers. Tom Thayer understands Monday Night Football in the playoffs, but he didn’t like MNF in his playing days. Steve is a natural at Wordle.

Publix was well-stocked for Steve’s visit last night. He bought a half-gallon of cherry vanilla ice cream. Dag debunks the rumor that Steve’s grandfather killed James Dean. It was a man named Turnipseed. Steve never received any payola in his radio era.

Steve will be a guest at Medinah today, but he’s stunned to learn cargo pants aren’t permitted. The guest rules are extensive and they’re stressing Steve out. John Salat refereed Henry Dahl’s most recent football game. He joins us on the phone to recap.

Bob Odenkirk is in New Mexico shooting the final season of Better Call Saul. He’s on the phone to talk about his hit flick Nobody. It was a joy to film the action scenes. The 3-0 Yerminator controversy brings out the best in the White Sox postgame show