The new screens have been installed at the Florida condo. Steve says it looks sharp. Dag is at the Maven Hotel in Denver, fresh off a show at the Summit. Caleb Williams will participate in the NBA All-Star Game celebrity 3-point contest on Friday. Tom Thayer would’ve appreciated the opportunity to play a game at Wrigley Field. Tom recalls a Chet Coppock story involving the Friendly Confines. A caller received a My Little Pony album by mistake.

Steve lauds the Excalibur of microphones, with the help of a YouTube reviewer. Nerds! It is an amazing microphone, though. Having never thought much about it in the past, Steve saw Johnny Knoxville interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel, and found Johnny to be very likable. Jim Fabbrini is enjoying the snowboarding coverage at the Winter Olympics. Steve’s imaginary luge career, built on a mountain of lies, ended early. Thank you, Buddy!

Steve didn’t feel the love from the fitness Center desk last night. Janet says he should show up to the gym earlier, noot 45 minutes before closing. Samantha Sklar joins the program. Sam is overjoyed to see all the subscribers who have been stopping into Foot First Podiatry. Her car needs a tire-ectomy. Brendan studies the lore of local businesses. Steve is overdue for a golf date with Dr. Keith. A caller invites Steve to visit Nashville, Indiana.

Steve slurped down a pair of mocktails at dinner on Saturday night. Janet opted for a Negroni. Dag is going to file reports from the road. Brendan was relieved to hear that Bad Bunny’s halftime show was a hit at the Dahl House. Even though he has been doing Spanish daily for over a year on Duolingo, Steve still wasn’t really able to follow the words. In fact, he thought it was a heck of a lot more interesting than the actual game.

Steve needs to focus more on his reading of signs, as well as his fob usage. Brendan pits Dag and Steve against each other for a Super Bowl menu smackdown. Steve drinks orange juice at all times of day. Florida man uses movie money to buy flowers for a stripper. Steve bought two spots in Mike’s Super Bowl squares game and two in the squares game for Charlie’s traveling team. Other than that, he has zero interest in Sunday’s game.

Steve’s case of driver’s neck was not helped by weightlifting, but it was soothed by a rainy session in the hot tub. Steve found Ethan Hawke’s performance in Blue Moon quite remarkable. The Washington Post was gutted by management this week. Janet mourns the discontinuation of Minute Maid’s frozen lemonade. Parent company Coca-Cola is exiting the frozen juice game, including orange juice.

What can you do with a dumptruck full of thousands of frozen iguanas? Rush them right over to a coal fire pizza place and make “food history” that’s what. A beloved Florida weatherman was yanked off the air with no ceremony or sympathy. Steve finds a kindred spirit working at Fresh Market. A genitals waving Florida man “performs” with his vacuum cleaner for some surprised neighbors. Luckilly they were still able to record it on their phones.

The heat is on in frigid Florida, but Steve, Janet, and Rosie arrived safely. Watch out for falling iguanas! Janet was surprised and delighted that Steve delayed the journey to Florida due to road safety conditions. Tom Thayer talks modern technology in sports, before dashing off to ESPN. Steve’s frontage road shortcuts didn’t really save much time, and he has yet to be tracked down by the hotel police for pilfering some late night ice cream.

Dag rose early and made his way to Woodstock Town Square, where crowds gathered to witness the weather prognostication of Woodstock Willie. Brendan ventured out to St. Charles over the weekend to DJ a surprise party. The Grammys featured an Ozzy tribute and an undressed Bieber. RIP to Catherine O’Hara and to open seating on Southwest.

Steve, who is from out west, turned Dag onto a series of Steppenwolf songs, a previous blind spot in his musical life. Brendan helps Steve get ready for his long drive to Florida with some air checks and station IDs from Indiana radio stations. It’s here, where we learn about the imaginary radio stations that both Dag and Steve launched in their youth. Steve tries to perfect his Donald Duck voice, and invents a new, sexier version of the legendary cartoon voice.