Steve gets ketchup water on his egg sandwich everyday because he refuses to shake the squeeze bottle. Apparently it’s spider day on the show. Brendan rehomes a web-slinger to the alley. Gale Sayers passes away at age 77. Steve’s editing choice irks Dag.

Steve welcomes Samantha Sklar into his home studio and recaps Janet’s surprise dinner. Dag unleashes the remix to the Slimeball jingle. He split soggies with Brendan at Chuck’s. An examination of Brendan’s food life studies Kodiak Cakes vs. Hungry Jack.

Steve began Janet’s birthday on the wrong side of the bed. Dag, Brendan and Vince slow play at the golf club. Tom Thayer still has some Black-N-Blues Brothers posters. Doug Colletti handed Tom a death card regarding Trubisky’s first INT in 140 attempts.

Big V is back to Bear Down on the season premiere of Virginia Monologues! El Dago proves quick like El Mago. Steve dreams of writing for Kenny Chesney. Dag is constantly refilling the ice tray. When he was 5 years old, he misunderstood how ice was made.

Janet prefers not to drive at night. Aaron Paul once appeared as a boisterous contestant on The Price is Right. It reminds Steve of lousy math during radio contests back in California. Dag and Poi Dog are remembered. But were they ever really forgotten?

Steve remembers traveling back and forth to Mexico as a youth. The smuggling scheme could be the genesis of today’s Slimeball Industries. Steve (Swedish meatballs), Dag (curry) and Brendan (Trader Joe’s mushroom ravioli) ate frozen dinners last night.

Citizen ideas are in for winter dining solutions in Chicago during the pandemic. We consider a few top submissions. Steve suggests another golden oldie for Expo ’76 to reject. Brendan and Steve trade “gotcha” moments. Steve does not accept Miracle Whip.

Subscribers rate the new system easy peasy. Like Moe Szyslak, Steve still covets Joey Heatherton. JBJ covers The Killers. Tom Thayer gave Jeff Joniak a pregame wake-up call. Jeff spilled balsamic dressing at Ford Field while Tom shaved in the press box.

Steve responds to listener emails and Support Steve handles tech questions. A haughty old WCKG business card gives the guys a giggle. It’s been 30 years since Emilio Estevez inspired Jon Bon Jovi to pen “Blaze of Glory” for the Young Guns II soundtrack.

Dag experiences connectivity issues. Steve guides him to a hotspot. Janet wants to order the Travis Scott meal at McDonald’s. It’s lit. The Keebler Tree is a goner, but a sidewalk debate rages on in Western Springs. Have you ever heard of a quesabirria?