Dag maintains an old fashioned doorbell. Janet is going to a fashion show at a bar tonight. Dag’s impulse purchase of York Peppermint Patties wasn’t a hit at home. Janet’s spaghetti pie recipe was a winner. Steve bought a new golf bag for his new clubs.

Steve is weary of TikTok, due to the selfie modes and repetitive dance routines. Joe Gaspar fondly recalls dancers from gentlemen’s club Grin and Bare It appearing on Steve and Garry’s radio show. Steve played a self-scramble with fluorescent golf balls.

Steve spent more time in technical limbo as the podcast app failed to display another show. Charlie Dahl informed Grandpa Steve his excessive paper towel usage is killing trees. A caller reminds Steve about Hat Dance’s precursor to Sriracha, Ketchupeño.

Steve was not a fan of the television show Barney Miller, but Dag dug it. Tom Thayer is crabby after a frustrating loss to Aaron Rodgers. Dag is intrigued by the muffaletta at Thayer Bros. The NFL RedZone channel left Grandpa Steve somewhat disoriented.

Possible small turkey shortage? Dag admits a fear of horses. Steve seeks safe trails to ease Dag’s trepidation. Kendall Jenner promoted her tequila brand at the Bucktown Mariano’s. Our Subscriber of the Day ordered the beef dumpling soup at Thayer Bros.

Steve’s digestive system is on the fritz. He links it back to runny hash browns at a buffet. Dag recoils at Steve’s propensity to pour ketchup on eggs. 104.3 The Party airs a legacy morning show. Janet counsels a subscriber about moving back to Chicago.

It’s a Talk to Me Tuesday! Steve felt the love from a Shelbyville rival when the publisher of the Hinsdalean periodical paid for his dinner. Hooters expands its counter service alternative, Hoots. A Floridiot experiments with elements of fire and water.

Janet noted Steve’s audible groans during the first two White Sox playoff games. Game 3 was better. Bears fans overtook Las Vegas. Neal Schon’s guitar rendition of the national anthem wasn’t stellar. Tom Thayer’s red-eye flight was unpleasantly delayed.

Steve’s intrigued by the Eisenhower Cabin at Augusta. Her coach’s ramblings have Virginia confused. Our Subscriber of the Day invites the guys skeet shooting. Steve is competing in a golf outing Saturday. DJ Greese is spinning at a subscriber’s wedding.

Steve isn’t pleased about a mention he got in the Chicago Tribune. Pat’s backpack was stolen in Santa Clara. Did FedEx let Steve down? Janet rolled up a stained 12-foot rug and slid it out to the curb by herself. Steve threw it in a neighbor’s dumpster.