Five planets: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Uranus and Mars will align in the sky, visible from any location on Earth. Dag upgraded to iPhone 14, but misses the home button. Mike Mascow joins us for a live unboxing of Roast 2 Order Special Bold coffee beans.

A golden retriever ran afoul of a gator in Steve’s community. Tom Thayer attended an event at House of Blues. Tom’s Italian beef is on the menu for Brendan’s Opening Day festivities. Dag stayed at the 4411 in Michigan City after a Poi Dog Pondering gig.

Pat Dahl confirms he had no prior knowledge of the notorious drizzled aioli. Charlie Dahl wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog watch so desperately he let an F-bomb fly. Grandpa refused to grant Violet’s request to join her grandparents on a voyage to Walgreens.

Steve and Janet took the grandchildren out for burgers on a wobbly table. Janet sang along with the performer at the venue. Janet made family T-shirts, but Steve vetoed the design. Gwyneth Paltrow appears in court in Utah for a bunny hill ski collision.

The grandchildren are viewing the animated film “Luck.” They’re having a chill day after many outdoor activities yesterday. Steve and Pat embarked on a pizza expedition to Mellow Mushroom in Estero. A drizzled aioli was an unpleasant surprise for Steve.

Steve got a reality check about his age at the orange juice co-op. Steve and Janet met friends from up North for muffins. Dag’s Pequod’s crew considered returning to Burt’s. A guy was chilling in a Colorado hot tub when a mountain lion grabbed his head.

Pat, Rachel and the kids have arrived. Grandpa Steve issued an early directive that the elevator is not a toy. Tom Thayer will miss David Montgomery, to whom he attributes world-class toughness. Tom makes spicy coleslaw that can top any type of cuisine.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Steve’s song “Almost Ireland” is ready to go. Green beer was introduced in the Bronx by an Irish American physician back in 1914. A replacement hood ornament is on its way. Bono and The Edge took David Letterman to a Dublin pub.

Steve’s Mercedes hood ornament has been stolen! It’s a sabotage fad retread that harkens back to the Beastie Boys. Dag’s GoFundMe show at Simon’s on behalf of his cousin Tina was a rocking success. Peanut spread vs. peanut butter: what’s the difference?

Dr. Keith Sklar and Steve’s cart buddy Jeff stop by the Bonita Springs condo. Dag composes a high-energy theme song for the Ask Dr. Keith segment. Steve ordered too many replacement doors. An avocado causes an eye injury in a Florida romance gone wrong.