Brendan refuses to scramble his eggs without milk, and as a result he had chili for breakfast, and then again for lunch. Steve loves an Uncrustable, but not straight from the freezer. John Cusack quietly promotes an upcoming appearance in Omaha, NE, where the Reuben Sandwich was most likely invented. Steve’s been deploying extra conditioner in the shower, and he’s impressed with the silkiness it unleashes. He also loves all people.

Steve prepares for this year’s summer gardening attempt; his plants are arriving, and he’s determined to get them in the ground much earlier than he did last year, in order to enjoy the bounty. Bono is bursting with pride, as his daughter is now making music. Steve found some possible causes for Janet’s dizziness while scrolling Instagram. He’s been watching Beef on Netflix. There’s soda-related gunplay at a Florida Taco Bell.

There’s a new taco joint in Western Springs. We wonder why Steve wasn’t among the dignitaries invited for its opening. Tom’s flight to Hawaii was rife with one delay after another. He’s not a fan of the short arm narrative attached to some NFL draftees. Bret Michaels and Wiz Khalifa all too slightly altered a Lynyrd Skynyrd classic for the Pittsburgh football crowd. Plus, are electric bikes in the future for Steve and Janet?

Steve and Janet are back home from Florida. On the trip home Champy’s Chicken was acquired, McDonald’s bagel sauce was swiftly rejected and a misleadingly named Starbucks Double Shot Energy Drink induced heart flutters in Steve. Janet likes to dive into the mail upon arrival, while Steve prefers easing back into northern life. Dag’s performance at the Woodstock Opera House was a hometown delight.

All sorts of zany radio action on this Friday show. We hear assorted DJ responses to being handed their walking papers, as well as their views on radio consultants. Steve’s knowledge of these topics factors heavily. The audio clip of Coyote Calhoun allegedly getting fired live on the air gets a spin on today’s Dahlcast. Real or fake? Dag promotes his upcoming Saturday solo gig at the Woodstock Opera House.

Steve and Rosie encountered a poorly managed dog on their morning stroll, but Steve took charge. Brendan tried fufu for the first time at a Nigerian restaurant. Steve tried kava tea yesterday for the first time and felt the sedative effects at the car wash. Dag turned Steve on to an unused Schlitz jingle written and performed by Steely Dan. Now that they’re preparing to leave, Janet ponders this year’s list of Florida goals.

While out on a round, a couple of Steve’s golf shots came perilously close to an alligator. Fortunately the gator seemed well-fed and didn’t make any moves towards Steve and his golfing buddy. There’s a brouhaha brewing near Brendan’s old high school, but it doesn’t seem too earth-shattering, all things considered. There’s also outrage at a Florida Subway, due to the presence of some unwanted peppers.

Today Steve hosts Dr. Keith Sklar in the Octagon Broadcast Center, and it’s great to hear from this old friend. Despite some hassle at the front gate, Keith found his way in. We hear the origin stories of these two old friends. A standoffish neighbor greeted Steve and Rosie. Janet recalls a startling sight from an old family movie shot at Niagra Falls, that surprised her as a kid. Steve is suspicious of a school fundraiser.

Steve made the switch to tangerine juice and he’s wondering why he didn’t do so sooner. Dag helped his daughter move to the city. Tom Thayer has had enough of mock drafts and supposed insider tips about the upcoming NFL Draft. Dag plays some famous guitar riffs, in response to a guitar riff question. Tom, who knows the guy who makes Eddie Vedder’s ukuleles, is jetting off to Maui after the Draft. He will join us next week from his surf shack on Maui.

Steve details lobster’s journey from sustenance to luxurious meal. Janet wants to see “Project Hail Mary” in a theater, but Steve resists movie theater visits. Plus, a Dahlcast bombshell: The neighborhood whippoorwill might not actually be a whippoorwill. Steve and Rosie’s night time ritual is explained in detail. And don’t forget to blurt “Stever!” wherever you go.