Steve coiled extension cords at Janet’s request. Kai Juhlin was treated to the story of his dad and uncle fighting on stage at Lounge Ax back in The Slugs days. Let’s just say it was not Dag’s best night. Janet singles out cheese tossers in Burr Ridge.

Steve and Janet make the bed as a duo. Janet abhors grocery shopping with Steve. Bon Jovi’s concert film in Asbury Park was best heard loud. Steve joined a Facebook group about control rooms. We read about a UK murder that’s sweet yet absolutely brutal.

Steve needed a chisel, but the kid at the hardware store wasn’t familiar with chisels. Tim Anderson’s postgame press conference didn’t feature top notch questions. Steve got a hot tip about a muffin bakery in La Grange. A sword wound ends a TV argument.

Steve marveled at a drone shot used by CBS 2’s newscast. Dag regrets the timing of his front porch lumber purchase. Steve recommends hanging a lei on your lanai door. A yacht was stolen in New Buffalo. Steve wasn’t certain if he ought to tip Coffee Kai.

Steve spilled a thousand coffee beans on the floor to start his Monday. Tom Thayer once showed up early to a Pizza Hut lunch buffet to fill up before his friends arrived. Steve avoided temptation from gyros, broasted chicken and Sonic on Roosevelt Road.

It’s an experiential Dahlcast as we learn the history of the Goose Island Goose in right field on the South Side. Brendan is beyond excited to attend the first full capacity game at Wrigley Field. A Floridiot flew into a nude rage at Outback Steakhouse.

Steve played 18 with a buddy of Brendan’s. He enjoyed the round and heard details about a recent DJ Greese gig. Steve is probably wearing shorts to R.J. Grunts 50th Anniversary shindig. Janet feels pants confine him. Janet wants to see ‘In The Heights’.

Steve golfed with another chap and it upped his game. Brendan has a bloody knee. Rick Kogan once wrote a one-sided article about the Steve and Garry breakup. The California fence dispute is nearly settled. Steve hopes it’s the last loose end Roger left.

Steve woke up to a migraine and a power outage. Steve and Janet plan a Lincoln Park visit to toast the 50th anniversary of R.J. Grunts. Talk to Me Tuesday discussions include assorted films including Some Kind of Heaven and So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Steve upgraded to Jumbo Vienna Beef hot dogs, perfectly charred. Tom Thayer was mistaken for Jim McMahon at a fundraiser for Steve McMichael in Romeoville. Rod Blagojevich made an appearance. Tom hung out with Ric Flair and found him to be a great dude