Steve doesn’t know where his leaves go. Brendan dressed up like a Hamptons socialite for Samantha’s dinner party. Steve accidentally texted Tom while he was recording Bears Postgame Live Sunday. The referees kept Eddie Jackson out of the end zone again.

Steve has been in studio trying to make new music, but hasn’t hit his creative stride. Should he assemble a Grandpa band? Virginia has some wardrobe concerns on the latest episode of The Virginia Monologues. Brendan begins monitoring himself externally.

Dag’s new furnace arrived for installation at 7am. Roger and Carol Dahl hosted a backyard luau when Steve was young. Janet rarely says no to the grandkids. Charlie Dahl crafted a song in the style of his grandpa. Janet spills on the broken Bachelorette.

Steve is unsure about the plural of dominatrix. Kristin Cavallari kisses a comedian in Fulton Market. Steve pointed out a hot deal on a Prime Day Roomba deal, but the Joliats were already aware. A mischievous ad agency leads Kraft Mac And Cheese astray.

Steve played fun grandpa on FaceTime with a creative alligator tall tale for Jackson. Jack White impressed on the SNL stage. Steve did the bidding of Slimeball Industries this morning. Brendan wore a Radio Sucks shirt to yoga and tried a new taco place.

Dag topped his homemade chorizo tomatillo street tacos with radishes. Steve and Janet emptied out a fountain as part of their end of summer cleanup. Tom Thayer revisits his emotions regarding Kyle Fuller’s huge hit that almost drew an erroneous penalty.

Steve dishes about a Revenge of the Nerds movie date. Virginia finds the quarterback of her dreams. Ron Kittle’s Instagram shows him sitting under high voltage wires. Brendan attempts to replicate the sandwich favored by Ross on an episode of Friends.

Steve wonders if he had a shot at getting kicked out of Van Halen as a young bass player. Steve dozed off during a British crime show. Dag refinanced with David Hochberg. Steve left a food stain on the den carpet. Janet stayed up late to scrub it clean

Steve cleaned the basement toilet this morning. He also found the Neil Diamond concert banter he was seeking. Chocolate covered almonds pushed Steve to the teetering edge of his calorie count. Western Springs organized a giant styrofoam recycling drive.

Steve considers himself a soft drink sommelier. He thinks Dr. Pepper needs a new creative team for their commercials. Steve listened to Neil Diamond Live in Las Vegas. The nurse on Fargo led Steve to a Keira Knightley film with Greg Kinnear as Bob Hope.