It looks like Brendan and Hank have some epic napping in their future. We’ve each got our own frozen pizza preferences, but Brendan is eschewing comfort and convenience these days. Dag’s love affair with Aldi continues to blossom. Larry Wert wants Steve to be a part of a Loop event at the Museum of Broadcast Communications. Steve is hesitant. We remember the great Tony Fitzpatrick.

It’s a pre-Christmas miracle (though it’s not slated to take place until January), as Steve is looking to get rid of two couches, and Brendan is in the market for a couch or two. Steve shared a dog video with the family, and was expertly skewered for doing so.Tom Thayer joins us to discuss the highlights and hopeful moments of the Bears fourth victory in a row. For whom was Brendan truly rooting in the Dodgers/Brewers series?

Did Steve apologize at some point to Harry Casey (KC & The Sunshine Band), for his disemboweling of disco music as a viable genre? Steve thinks he might have. How does English compare to Spanish on the difficulty scale? And how does Taylor Swift’s fiancé compare with other men? Completely out of character, Steve left a car window open at the airport for the duration of their recent Las Vegas trip.

Steve and Janet attended Tom Thayer’s beer event at Alter Brewing in Oak Brook. They met several listeners and maybe even earned a few new subscribers. On the way home, Janet suggested they stop at Jack in the Box. Steve got four tacos, while Janet opted for a Sourdough Jack. Dag popped in for a great burger at Village Tap in Roscoe Village. Steve, Brendan and Dag, are united in a newly formed allegiance to Aldi’s pricing.

Steve shared a sweet Sphere video with the guys, and he’ll also post it on the subscriber feed. Steve befriended a pair of Oklahoma youths at the Eagles concert. Brendan has returned from his driving tour of New England, with stories of heavy rains, fatigue, forgiving patrolmen, overpriced McDonalds meals, Hell’s Angels, and multiple deer carcasses. At least there was chowder.

Steve’s recounts his trip to Vegas to see the Eagles at The Sphere. He didn’t connect with Joe Walsh, but ran into Vince Gill in the hotel lobby. Brendan has been battling a nor’easter, and so he was still on the highway during today’s show — we’ll catch up with him tomorrow. Tom Thayer breaks down the Bears highlights for us, and shares a story about some slightly annoying fans. Get the details on Tom’s Wednesday 57 Beer Release on today’s show!

The running theme for today is Narcissism vs. Selflessness as Janet joins the show today. Steve and Janet are getting ready for Vegas, and Janet’s insisting that Steve wear his Apple Watch, so he can be monitored at all times and she can see if he’s wandering towards the gaming tables. We take a brief and condescending look into the seemingly meaningless lyrics of a popular Toto song.

Steve and Joe Walsh have finally been in touch about this weekend’s show at The Sphere. Steve reveals an idea he had for a movie, in which he and Garry, as well as Paul Revere and The Raiders, maneuver through a post-apocalyptic world. A local veterinary clinic makes some unfortunate decorative choices. Dag’s headed to the Cubs game tonight, thanks to Joel Murray and Brendan’s help with parking.

Let’s begin this by clearing our throats: Brendan turns us on to a vintage hip hop cut that every podcaster should know. Steve experiences a true apple disaster, but did update his Costco card. Despite its status as a premier suburb, there’s danger in Western Springs, and it’s a little too close for Steve’s liking. The history of the drinks cart on the golf is somewhat blurry, much like an overserved golfer.

Steve and Janet are flying to Las Vegas this weekend to catch the Eagles at The Sphere. he’s got to find a way to unload his extra ticket, but the band is making it a little difficult. Dag cleans up, and Brendan is holding out against a sweep. Steve reminisces about the filming of Lucas at York High School. It didn’t end well. Steve and Garry ended up getting kicked out of Don Henley’s dressing room that same night.

Steve is looking forward to seeing the John Candy documentary that Ryan Reynolds produced. Steve recalls a related and contentious phone call from Dick Clark. Brendan is taking a long drive this week, and seeks advice from noted long distance drivers Steve, Dag, and Tom Thayer. Tom now has a beer named after him. He’s also curious as to how Dag feels about the Springsteen biopic.

Steve has a few notes for you if you’re watching Black Rabbit. Janet’s not entirely on board with the show, however. In Spokane, a standup comedy show is the site for a tense medical situation, but the whole room rallies together to make sure the outcome is positive. Jon Bon Jovi’s gargantuan Nashville bar us up for sale; five stories of wide-ranging fun can be yours for a low, nine-figure price tag.

Steve’s getting used to his new array of reading glasses, but his eyesight has improved on the golf course. Brendan is preparing for today’s do-or-die Cubs vs. Padres (or is it Padres vs. Cubs, Steve?) game at Wrigley. Brendan also received a suspect message about an emergency wedding gig opportunity for Spectrum — and wouldn’t you know it, Matt Dahl (and Roger) joins us today. Janet as well!

Don’t forget to make Individual eye contact with everyone your “cheersing” at your next function. Steve gets a shocking alert during the show. He also thought that the Padres’ uniforms looked uncomfortable yesterday. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have called it quits. Get comfortable (probably not in a Padres uniform) and check out today’s DahlCast, with special Wednesday guest, Joe Gaspar.

It’s another Talk To Me Tuesday (on an actual Tuesday, no less), and Steve is being steered towards Dawn dishwashing liquid as a means of cleaning his glasses. Armed with a ticket for today’s game, Brendan is more than ready for Cubs playoff baseball. Dag’s passive/aggressive pouting has resulted in an invitation to an event in Park Ridge, but he unfortunately cannot attend. Steve outlines the respective roles of his two feuding robots.

The Dahl boys organized a flawless surprise party for Janet, with Steve facilitating her arrival. His dry shave didn’t give it away.. Brendan is feeling “Cubs” after they clinched home field advantage in the playoffs. A visit to his old high school delivers an epiphany to Dag. Tom Thayer breaks down the Bears victory, as well as the Las Vegas experience, while putting Brendan on the ropes. Finally, Steve reveals that he has two robots.

Walnetto anyone? Steve encountered a vacuum cleaner in his bedroom. Retracting the power cord proved a mystery. Steve’s maternal grandparents were in the Neptune Society. Steve might not be considered a boomer, according to a new definition. Janet confirms the jubilation she experienced when Steve threw her birthday taco party, but she shoots holes in Steve’s fried chicken claims.

It’s a productive day here in the DahlCast Writers’ Room as we hammer out the pitches for at least two eye-themed Hallmark movies. And, yes, Steve and Janet will kiss in the final scene. Brendan is excited for Spaceballs 2, on the way soon and with Rick Moranis, no less! Dag was ready for his recent trip to England, having long ago mastered the British style of utensil use, among other things. Brendan and Dag have worked over 60 jobs between them, compared to Steve’s single job.

Steve’s back today, and he’s armed with details about his second eye surgery. The differences between the two procedures was notable, but he’s feeling good today and the world appears brighter. Brendan declined waiting in line for the Weiner’s Circle hot dog giveaway. He also reveals an eye problem of his own, which Reddit helped solve. Rosie got a mouthful of Steve’s essence.

Where might 90-year-old Dag and Brendan be bending ears in public? Brendan chatted with a forward-thinking Golden Domer, and the conversation was more emotional than a Mike + the Mechanics song. John Stamos made his long-awaited debut at Riot Fest. A joyous lookalike contest experience turned sour for a compadre of Brendan’s.

Steve showed his kitchen prowess on Janet’s birthday, making tacos and apple crisp for the family. He forgot how much he loves dates too. Dag took a drive to Sycamore to get a dresser, and was rewarded with a nice meal. Brendan’s National Cheeseburger Day sucked. Tom Thayer wraps up the Bears confident Sunday victory, and the ensuing camaraderie. “Jesus Take the Wheel” co-writer Brett James died in a North Carolina plane crash.

Steve has a few thoughts about the Jimmy Kimmel “situation”. He knows broadcast stuff! We’re all waiting for a Bears victory this weekend, but we’re going to be careful with our Costco Prosecco if they win. Dag recalls how he got turned around on sushi. The Illinois Entertainer, published a review of the recent farewell concert (yes, another one) by The Who, which we explore in great detail.

Steve forgot he started the shower, allowing the water to run for an hour. Steve is prohibited from bending over at the waist, eye doctor’s orders. Steve wakes Janet in the middle of the night to administer his drops. Brewers manager Pat Murphy wrote a letter to the team in Bob Uecker’s voice (weird). Janet mourned the death of Robert Redford with her circle of friends.

The numbers are in, and they’re all good. Steve’s PSA test showed the results everyone had hoped for, and a follow up of his eye surgery also yielded positive results. And speaking of numbers, you’ll experience the thrill of the Taylor Swift countdown in real time. Steve continues to learn new words in Spanish, including some fresh help from Joe. He’s also created a technical workshop, and made things worse, by trying to fix his phone connection.