May 20, 2022
Heading For Home
Steve’s grandparents kept a clothing rack in the back seat of their Cadillac on which they hung all their vacation clothes. Bon Jovi’s bodyguard spilled the beans about Jon’s beefs with other rock stars. Steve found collapsable crates for the road trip.
May 19, 2022
They Got Some Bungalows
Steve bought his neighbor a golf cap for his 80th birthday. Lincoln’s coat made the scene at the Met Gala. A Dahlcast subscriber visited Steve’s childhood home. Dag is playing Hey Nonny in Arlington Heights tonight in honor of Pete Townshend’s birthday.
May 18, 2022
You’re So Vein
Steve and Janet went to the beach to catch the sunset. Other people applauded while Steve plotted an exit. Johnny Depp hugged his attorney, causing rumors to swirl. She is a top notch litigator. Steve has an appointment scheduled with a knee specialist.
May 17, 2022
Where Will I Go…
A Talk To Me Tuesday caller suggests a cedar component to Steve and Janet’s closet. They are set to depart Florida and they will arrive in Chattanooga in time for J-Fest. Rosie is hooked on rabbit. A keyboard tutorial video host baffles a Yamaha expert.
May 16, 2022
Angry Hawaiian Birds
Steve and Janet sat on the veranda to watch the lunar eclipse. The bedroom closet is finally being refurbished. WINK Meteorologist Greg Rule promised to use Tom Thayer’s surfing picture as his Wave of the Week. Tom saw a Honda ad featuring Henry Kapono.
May 13, 2022
Sweet Mettawa Honey
Bill Kurtis is jarring his own brand of honey. James Cromwell glued himself to a counter to protest soy milk surcharges. Dag signed up for RoboKill service to filter unwanted phone calls. A Floridiot started an argument about circumcision that cut deep.
May 12, 2022
iCals and Armadillos
Steve and Rosie encountered an armadillo. Charlie Dahl wrote his grandparents a note imploring them to return home. Janet’s birthday calendar runs too deep for Steve’s taste. Brendan ate from the coolers of two tamale guys, but went hitless in softball.
May 11, 2022
Tappin’ the Keg
Steve felt dizzy in the sun by the pool. Drew Barrymore’s branded toaster is getting the unboxing treatment on YouTube. We make a little stink about the biblical backstory of Ezekiel Bread. A Florida woman shot a bicyclist in his buttocks on Radio Road.
May 10, 2022
Descending Into Floridiocy
A caller wonders what became of Steve and Garry regulars The Elmhurst Stud and The Des Plaines Surfer. Steve tries to contact Pat Dahl. Simon Cowell gave Carrie Underwood grief about her third nipple. The Genius of 1990s Girls is available in paperback!
May 9, 2022
Maui, Moms and Matlacha
Steve ate the finest crab cake of his entire life. Janet had a lovely Mother’s Day. Tom Thayer was blessed with a week of epic surf. He encountered a podcast subscriber on the beach. Steve is extremely eager to get a Thayer surfing picture on WINK News.
May 6, 2022
The smoky smell in Subaru is gradually dissipating. Steve arranges currency inside his wallet so the Presidents are all facing the same direction. Brendan announces an upcoming move to Wrigleyville. Dag is anticipating his first Slugs rehearsal in ages.
May 5, 2022
Hooked on a Squealing
Steve was suspected of trespassing at the golf course. Janet ordered Branzino as the Dahls dined with neighbors. A passenger from San Diego exited onto the wing upon landing at O’Hare. Dag had a shrimp and bacon taco at Don Juan’s Cantina in Park Ridge.
May 4, 2022
Bonos, Bambies and Babies
Club confusion caused Steve to tee off on the wrong course. Meanwhile, the Sodcast golf outing hit one hundred participants! We dig up a dramatic GMA report about a harrowing 2014 private plane incident in which Bono’s luggage put farm animals in peril.
May 3, 2022
Maui Surf Report
Steve follows a shepherd and his obedient dogs on TikTok. The high surf advisory on Maui has Tom Thayer excited to grab his board. Steve likes what he sees so far from Ryan Poles. Tom gives his review of the Kurt Warner movie he watched on the airplane.
May 2, 2022
Dag’s New Sweater
Steve and Janet witnessed some major PDA at a restaurant. Brendan had the pleasure of meeting Hall of Fame closer Lee Smith. Matt is re engaging with his musical talents. Steve purchased meatballs. Dag acquired a colorful vintage sweater via Marketplace.
April 29, 2022
Below Dec Nashville
Steve and Janet are watching a BBC show called Annika. Lucky Charms might not be so lucky after all. Billy Dec imagineers another Underground Cocktail Club located along Printer’s Alley in Nashville. Please remember that you can eat Bagel Bites anytime.
April 28, 2022
Nasty Alligator Sex
Happy birthday to Patrick Dahl! Janet hit the pool with a book and a cocktail while Steve golfed with Shoddy. Janet answers a listener inquiry about Rosie’s supplements. Steve reads ten tips to keep birds of prey from snatching your free-range chickens.
April 27, 2022
Cubs Fan vs. Con Man
Janet baked banana bread so tasty Steve doesn’t even add butter. Brendan got a deal on an Aquafina. Is there a scarcity of Mother’s Day brunch reservations in Western Springs? The podcast investigates. The Red Wings’ Zamboni driver tinkled his job away.
April 26, 2022
Steve and Janet had a date night at The Turtle Club in Naples. Steve ordered the blackened halibut. Johnny Depp’s testimony highlights are worth a listen. Dag unfurls a blueprint for golf outing logistics. Steve is reading a book about fretboard theory.
April 25, 2022
The Land of Milk and Money
Tom Thayer hopes the Packers’ draft picks upset Aaron Rodgers. Dag visited the Woodstock Moose Lodge. Steve’s waiter pulled a well-received prank. Dag waited in line at Dinkel’s to bid farewell to the renowned bakery and purchase chocolate chip cookies.
April 22, 2022
Bleppin’s New PotCast
Florida celebrates Earth Day. The doughnut debate rages in Clarendon Hills. Former Dahlcast administrator Don Kleppin launches a new podcast called Cannabis Man. Chem de la Chem is currently his most unattainable strain. John Hinckley has a side hustle.
April 21, 2022
Amber’s Alleged DEPPosit
Steve put the finishing touches on the sign up site for the Dahlcast golf outing. Today’s Wordle messed with Steve’s head. Janet and Dag also had problems solving the puzzle. Jack White musical performance on Colbert was far too noisy for Janet’s taste.
April 20, 2022
G.ood E.nough D.iploma
Janet inspires Steve to expand his sound effects library. Joe’s sister is opening a branch of her pet store, The Urban Mutt, in Brookfield. The largest tree in Western Springs has been granted legacy status. Steve’s neighbors caught Jay Leno in concert.
April 19, 2022
I’m a Meme
Steve maintains a vivid memory of his first editing lesson. Brendan is deeply offended by a sandwich claiming to be Chicago-style. He seeks counsel from the Fast Food Defender. Steve has not visited Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth Archaeological Park.