Amidst a Coronavirus-inspired shortage, Steve is contemplating becoming an artisanal hand sanitizer mogul. It’s available in two varieties: Patchouli and Orange. LeBron’s a Twizzler man, but was that a Red Vine he was snacking on? Steve’s shrimp…

Dilly, Dilly! Two DQ dilly bars equals Steve’s dessert count from last night. Rosie dines al fresco at the Nauti Dog. ‘Sonically challenged’ Adam Levine apologizes to Chile for throwing a fit during a Maroon 5 concert. Brendan experiences sports…

The ups and downs of multiple garage door ownership. Steve dreams of an elite Liftmaster, and it’s possible he might get some help on that from a loyal subscriber. Wait until the subscriber finds out Steve is like Monty Hall: he has TWO doors….

It’s a special Friday edition of Ask Janet, complete with cremation dreams and chicken salad recommendations. Steve throws out his back but still has the strength to kick himself for what he feels was a blowning of his signature airport pickup for…

Arctic wolves on PBS caught Steve’s attention. Tom Thayer’s on the beach in Maui, awaiting sunrise and some tasty waves. Steve and Tom determine that Les Grobstein has The Kavorka, like Kramer. What’s with the lack of an apostrophe in Baileys Irish…

Steve reads up on the tumultuous life story of the great Roy Orbison. An imported bobcat is feasting on rabbits near Steve’s Florida home. Drunken hide & seek leads to a murder case. Curious Patrick Berger knows why radio sounds are coming from…

Steve’s dip was a huge hit at the pool party! He hit the Pillsbury-wrapped hot dogs pretty hard and ended up with a pocket full of toothpicks. A loose rug almost took Steve out during a kitchen workout sesh. He survived and dodged surge protector…

Steve is ballin’ in Florida with $27 crab dip and 2 family-size boxes of Wheat Thins. The lady at the deli noticed. Luke Bryan is encroaching on Billy Dec’s territory down in Music City. You’ll never guess the two most expensive song requests on…

We call Buzz, giving him the much-needed phone call that was missing on his recent WGN shift. Piper pulls an epic prank on her dad that finds its way to the Chicago radio airwaves. Dag reviews “Yummy” by Justin Bieber. Steve learns about sugar-free…

Janet puts herself in Patti Blagojevich’s shoes for a moment. She’s not high on Rod, but digs his silver hair. Poi Dog Pondering will be down one guitarist tonight, as Dag tries to get healthy. Steve is on poison toad patrol. Also, the history of…

Steve was wisecracking at the condo board meeting today, and continues his Florida weight-loss routine. Dog poo on a grocery cart gets full news coverage. What went down at the Ragged Ass Saloon? A man was run over by a golf cart driven by his…

DAG: Steve wants to correct his Wikipedia page (citation needed), Brendan and Dag vie for Steve’s love with their show descriptions but Brendan’s degree obliterates Dag’s amateur prose, we talk to Tom Thayer about dog baths and Hawaii, Brendan…

Is Dag the Cyrano de Bergerac behind Steve’s pet name for Janet? Brendan believes so. He also believes rabbits were launched into space. Mr. Skin unveils his 2020 Anatomy Awards. Amber Heard is among the winners. Johnny’s sick of putting up with her…

Janet is in the air and Steve’s got a Valentine’s surprise waiting for her when she gets home.It’s a day of bespoke ideation, as we create impactful turnkey strategic concepting and more. Steve notices an FCC violation on Florida radio, while…

Steve played mystery guest on Bob Sirott’s WGN radio show today. It’s a snowy day up north and Janet’s return flight has been delayed. she joins us to answer questions and we find out a thing or two about gator mating as thoughts focus on Cupid’s…

Steve reveals his internet passwords and they’re disturbingly simple. Good thing John Heggie of Wochner Law Firm is on the line to set up a trust to protect his assets. This Is Us leads Steve to wonder about an afterlife.  Steve recalls a…

Janet didn’t want to get swept up in the Broom Challenge, so Steve forces her to test it out during today’s podcast. Steve and Tom Thayer plan an all-you-can-eat crab dinner at . Steve hails from a long line of screwed up people. Brendan sees a…

Dag’s back from another hell-raising tour of the Midwest. We unpack our Oscar thoughts and Steve starts taking milk with his veal. Dag and Brendan haven’t seen it, but Steve’s appreciation for Parasite has grown since he’s had time to digest the…

Steve takes his enchiladas rolled, not folded. Janet is duped by the depth of a margarita glass. Buzz Kilman (soon to be heard on WGN radio) gets pulled over and challenges a cop. Buzz joined a hive, which is fun on multiple levels. Watch your head,…

Steve laments not being given his own Presidential Medal of Freedom. He ruined radio way before rush did! Guess you actually have to be a real racist and homophobe. Janet’s on to talk flowers with Jim Fabbrini. He’s got a great deal for Dahl…

In one of the randiest shows we’ve ever done, Steve laments being born with the munchies. Brendan experiences a dine-and-dash at a regrettable Mexican restaurant choice. Joe and Steve compare front line stories that show the primal sexual appeal of…

Steve contemplates a Florida side hustle as a pot-themed soft rocker. We play Sunshine Boys’ latest expletive-fueled rocker. Tom Thayer is kept waiting for a phone call. Brendan’s favorite gyro place gets a social media takedown for being a…

The guys are feeling heteroflexible on Super Monday, as Steve reveals that it was an act of good karma (not to mention getting out of the house and braving some morning traffic) that led to him landing his first ever TV voiceover gig. Yep, that was…

The show kicks off with dairy talk and vocal exercises. Steve reveals that there’s a secret section of the grocery store for the 1%. Coke and moist panties? Can you tell Kanye from Kobe? Bono and Bon Jovi visit for GNR talk. Enjoy a dumb virtual…