Steve is self-quarantined, as he has been for the last 65 years. For the time being, though, he’s not tripping. There does seem to be a lack of cohesive thought about how to handle the COVID19 situation, however. I’m sure the Friday the 13th presser…

Janet is off to the airport with a cranberry vodka travel plan. Which will she miss more, Steve or her alligator studies? Steve considers a career as a mouth artist. There’s no end in sight for the battle of Margaritaville, although Jimmy Buffett…

Bad Cables may sound like the title of a Hollywood comedy, but it’s also the tech issue currently plaguing Steve. He wants to avoid Guitar Center. Dag’s gig pizza is ‘shroomed, so he eats the cheese. Brendan biffs a big layup. DJ Greese has hung out…

Does anybody really know what time it is? Steve sure doesn’t. He calls Tom Thayer at 4am in Hawaii. Tom rolls with it, and is awake enough to talk roller coasters and the Joliet Sky Slide. Steve’s Bucktown infiltration advances, much to Brendan’s…

Your mouth will water when you hear about the Dahls’ stop at Pastrami Dan’s. Steve learns about a sleep apnea implant. Brendan and Dag wonder if they can remotely control Steve’s tongue. Bucktown is in the grip of a smoky food fight. Steve…

The three ninnies go barefoot and run through a meadow of topics on today’s show. Rare photographic proof that the Nipple Monster exists. Fond remembrances of whimsical drug dealers of days past. Time to put a governor on Brendan’s random Twitter…

A hard-charging David Hochberg helps kick off the show from an air conditioned seat.

Amidst a Coronavirus-inspired shortage, Steve is contemplating becoming an artisanal hand sanitizer mogul. It’s available in two varieties: Patchouli and Orange. LeBron’s a Twizzler man, but was that a Red Vine he was snacking on? Steve’s shrimp…

Dilly, Dilly! Two DQ dilly bars equals Steve’s dessert count from last night. Rosie dines al fresco at the Nauti Dog. ‘Sonically challenged’ Adam Levine apologizes to Chile for throwing a fit during a Maroon 5 concert. Brendan experiences sports…

The ups and downs of multiple garage door ownership. Steve dreams of an elite Liftmaster, and it’s possible he might get some help on that from a loyal subscriber. Wait until the subscriber finds out Steve is like Monty Hall: he has TWO doors….

It’s a special Friday edition of Ask Janet, complete with cremation dreams and chicken salad recommendations. Steve throws out his back but still has the strength to kick himself for what he feels was a blowning of his signature airport pickup for…

Arctic wolves on PBS caught Steve’s attention. Tom Thayer’s on the beach in Maui, awaiting sunrise and some tasty waves. Steve and Tom determine that Les Grobstein has The Kavorka, like Kramer. What’s with the lack of an apostrophe in Baileys Irish…

Steve reads up on the tumultuous life story of the great Roy Orbison. An imported bobcat is feasting on rabbits near Steve’s Florida home. Drunken hide & seek leads to a murder case. Curious Patrick Berger knows why radio sounds are coming from…

Steve’s dip was a huge hit at the pool party! He hit the Pillsbury-wrapped hot dogs pretty hard and ended up with a pocket full of toothpicks. A loose rug almost took Steve out during a kitchen workout sesh. He survived and dodged surge protector…

Steve is ballin’ in Florida with $27 crab dip and 2 family-size boxes of Wheat Thins. The lady at the deli noticed. Luke Bryan is encroaching on Billy Dec’s territory down in Music City. You’ll never guess the two most expensive song requests on…

We call Buzz, giving him the much-needed phone call that was missing on his recent WGN shift. Piper pulls an epic prank on her dad that finds its way to the Chicago radio airwaves. Dag reviews “Yummy” by Justin Bieber. Steve learns about sugar-free…

Janet puts herself in Patti Blagojevich’s shoes for a moment. She’s not high on Rod, but digs his silver hair. Poi Dog Pondering will be down one guitarist tonight, as Dag tries to get healthy. Steve is on poison toad patrol. Also, the history of…

Steve was wisecracking at the condo board meeting today, and continues his Florida weight-loss routine. Dog poo on a grocery cart gets full news coverage. What went down at the Ragged Ass Saloon? A man was run over by a golf cart driven by his…

DAG: Steve wants to correct his Wikipedia page (citation needed), Brendan and Dag vie for Steve’s love with their show descriptions but Brendan’s degree obliterates Dag’s amateur prose, we talk to Tom Thayer about dog baths and Hawaii, Brendan…

Is Dag the Cyrano de Bergerac behind Steve’s pet name for Janet? Brendan believes so. He also believes rabbits were launched into space. Mr. Skin unveils his 2020 Anatomy Awards. Amber Heard is among the winners. Johnny’s sick of putting up with her…

Janet is in the air and Steve’s got a Valentine’s surprise waiting for her when she gets home.It’s a day of bespoke ideation, as we create impactful turnkey strategic concepting and more. Steve notices an FCC violation on Florida radio, while…

Steve played mystery guest on Bob Sirott’s WGN radio show today. It’s a snowy day up north and Janet’s return flight has been delayed. she joins us to answer questions and we find out a thing or two about gator mating as thoughts focus on Cupid’s…

Steve reveals his internet passwords and they’re disturbingly simple. Good thing John Heggie of Wochner Law Firm is on the line to set up a trust to protect his assets. This Is Us leads Steve to wonder about an afterlife.  Steve recalls a…

Janet didn’t want to get swept up in the Broom Challenge, so Steve forces her to test it out during today’s podcast. Steve and Tom Thayer plan an all-you-can-eat crab dinner at . Steve hails from a long line of screwed up people. Brendan sees a…