Steve and Janet bring some much needed Florida sunshine to the cloudy north. Their shopping trip to Publix includes unauthorized English muffins and Janet’s end cap fascination. Was it a chance to bond, or was it Steve Shopping Stockholm Syndrome?…

Steve, Janet and Rosie are in FL, and Rosie elicits a VERY friendly chat in Atlanta. The grueling FL road trip rundown is detailed with the pee break totals and regional customization of comedy material. Brendan isn’t buying Steve’s AV Club for life…

Comcast messes up both Steve and Dag, delaying the start time. Lots of Florida talk today, including restaurant closings and bringing edibles across state lines. Ultimately, there’s a very exclusive preview of the foods of the upcoming Florida State…

Steve gets up early for a showbiz opportunity. He can’t talk about until after Super Bowl LIV. Next it’s a wintertime takedown of Disco Demolition complete with next-level historical inaccuracies? Newsman Brendan interviews Steve about the infamous…

The three Dandies of the Macaroni Club explore the history of the top hat. Steve has driving fever as he prepares for Florida and Brendan is there with a handy checklist of supplies. Talk turns to Key Lime Pie and so we check in with the Old Nerd,…

Janet is on a complex cocktail of Steve-curated meds to combat her cough. Steve’s last resort for a sleepless night is a turkey sandwich. Brendan of course, approves. Steve and Janet plan their route to Florida based on Jack in the Box locations and…

It’s a battle of apps as DoorDash and LoseIt square off on Steve’s phone. Dag details the decadence of a Sunshine Boys tour, from Japanese Kit Kats to a shorthanded supply of LPs, that he lived through during his “Time off”. Steve plans his…

Steve gets some good totals about the mouse situation in the house. Prompted by Steve musing aloud about Mitchell Trubisky, Tom’s finally had enough and yells at Steve. Showing restraint in the face of bribery, DJ Brendan Greeley resists playing…

Have you ever heard of a carport? Steve discusses his favorite elementary school olive sandwich, as prepared by his mom. That dude down in Celebration Florida was a REALLY bad dad. The boys take a deep dive into the history of the Shirley Temple…

Sign stealing and nail painting, JBJ discusses the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Brendan continues to finesses his playlists for his corporate DJ gig. Steve contemplates being a genius and realizes he’s too old, to start a new job. Is littering a…

Steve is gifted with a hot dog and onion rings, which drives Rosie crazy. Steve considers a new vocation in mukbanging. Steve doesn’t like to work or fix things after sundown. Janet is dreading the long drive to Florida with Steve and Rosie in two…

The donuts Brendan brought over are disappearing at a suspicious rate; Dads don’t wear matching family shirts; As Joe returns from his time in Spain, we wonder how to say “return” in Spanish; This Is Us continues to leave Steve on the edge of…

Everyone shares stories of tragedy and triumph in their respective fields, including Tom, who can still recall every detail of a blown play in the Super Bowl. Steve and Brendan are recording together today, with a donut for burrito swap on the the…

Steve is trapped in Apple’s “infinite loop”. Brendan had quite a weekend up in Wisconsin. He was on a non-skiing ski trip. Luckily, he had his Pizza Pizzazz with him. Steve reads a Michigan Christmas Eve story that will make you not want a piece of…

The guys start the Friday DahlCast off with an examination of 2019 baby names, partly in response to Steve’s dismay about the lack of Steves coming down the pike. Diamond Dave has a residency in both Las Vegas and outer space. Steve has some chat…

Happy Birthday greetings to Brendan, are followed by an extensive analysis of his PA system. Brendan’s new Foot First radio spot features some wicked rhymes. Janet fondly recalls Steve’s brilliance as a drunken survival expert in an emergency…

Steve and Janet went to see Mean Girls last night, then came home and had Taco Bell tacos in bed. Chris Jones went easy on “Girls” Steve thought that the lessons in the show were ones he had already learned. He hasn’t been a mean girl in like,…

Steve can’t believe that IL is already sold out of recreational marijuana. Come on, people! You’ve had over a year to plan for it. Then Steve acts all gangsta like he understands money laundering. Dag likes a Madonna song? Then, calls from across the…

After a Golden Globes recap, it’s lazy Steve versus the post office and exercise. Tom unveils our mantra for 2020, “Don’t think, just enjoy!” and talks stingers, concussions and the Steve and Garry NYE strippers. A Floridiot raises the bar on…

Virginia wraps up the Bears 2019 season with several veiled threats towards her coach and QB. According to his presser, Ryan Pace already has it all figured out for next year. Janet joins the boys for Ask Janet. Steve recommends asking her for a…

So far, it’s been a year of “firsts”. It’s only January 2nd, so that checks out. Seems like Brendan’s NYC trip went well. He still doesn’t get Phish, though. Steve’s looking for a burrito mule, and recaps his NYE viewing. CNN’s Bill Weir was a…

For a time Sunday night, Steve wasn’t the most famous person at his country club, and he did not like it. He also got into a breast vs. thigh argument with Janet (not as hot as it sounds). In other 1st world problem news, the Dahls have a new garbage…

Add two scoops of ice cream. No, seriously, there’s a place in Bucktown where you can pay to have your baby float in a giant sink. Or, you can do it in the tub at home for free. Steve says he wanted to be a Disneyland Monorail pilot when he was a…

Part Three of Steve And Garry’s A Christmas Carol features a pissed off Tony Fitzpatrick, Gary Fencik hamming it up and countless other surprises. Here’s a surprise: the show was actually broadcast from River City. That’s where the MBC was located in…