A poor shot by Brendan caused one of his balls to come in contact with a foreign substance. He continues his ball cleaning. Steve’s a hit with the middle aged women of Florida. Dag has a chill weekend planned. What creature is wandering the Dahl…

Brendan’s not sure what title he should give himself now that he’s in a partnership. Steve says he can say owner if he doesn’t mind getting the bills. Hank licks air and furniture. Steve and Janet bought the booze for their 1978 wedding at Sam’s…

Steve accidentally cruises a Home Depot parking lot later, an attractive Latina wants to know if it’s “ice cream night” in the parking lot at Publix. Brendan thinks the Post Office is a Pack Wrap and Send. Dag just won’t give Steve the approval he…

It is an action-packed Steve Dahl Podcast today, as not only Dr. Keith Sklar makes an appearance from Steve’s place in Florida, but The Sports Machine guys (Jag, Bren and Stumpy) also stumble across you ear holes. Strap it on, hunker down and cinch it…

It’s Monday, and Tom Thayer is on the line. We talk Ha Ha and make ha ha. Steve has gone into a bit of a funk now that Mike and his family have gone back to Chicago. Two apple fritters, Bro? The Sports Machine also makes an appearance on today’s…

Brendan attended the Big 10 Tournament and was blown away by a professional Simon Says caller. Steve and Dag are skeptical. Steve has learned that to become a true licensed Captain in FL, he will have to wear his hair in a man bun. Which he can pull…

It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time for Ask Janet. She is in Detroit looking after her sister. Steve is still in FL with Mike’s family. There’s a possibility that Steve might become a lethal iguana hunter. That is if he escapes the imaginary…

Steve’s in Florida. His trip down was without incident. Try as he might, he didn’t fuck things up. He might have even become a slightly better person. Dag and Joe want to know if this will force Brendan to change the novel/biopic he’s writing about…

Steve, Dag and Brendan got together Sunday night and hammered out a partnership for going forward with the Network. Exciting new ideas, and a general freshening of our content, etc. Steve also thought about being the next Evan Hansen, but then, maybe…

Tom Thayer joins the boys for his usual Monday visit, and reveals he has a hidden talent. Tom answers a subscriber’s email about the NFC North (specifically the Lions). Steve is still getting used to the time change and got his Florida haircut. A…

Starting a little bit earlier than usual to he can make an airport run, Steve is forced to chug 32 ounces of double-caffeinated coffee just to start making sense. Steve took possession of all of his WLS-AM stuff from NBC Tower yesterday, and it was…

Actually, Steve’s the one with the scoop. Here’s a hint: it’s for ice cream. We Ask Janet today, as well, and she gives some good advice, but also gets some good advice from a subscriber. There are still Comcast issues at the house, and Steve’s not…

Steve and Janet took the family (including the podcast family) to see Dear Evan Hansen last night. Did Brendan like it more than Tootsie? How did Dag like it? How did the Dahl boys and their wives like it? What’s with Steve setting his watch…

Steve is still seeking a resolution to his Comcast internet issues, and the tech who came to his door yesterday didn’t make much of an effort to help. Janet’s sister has a broken pelvis, so that’s bad news. Tonight it’s the big Dear Evan Hansen foot…

After another late night, Steve convenes the gang. They give Tom Thayer a call. Tom talks NFL Combine, Jay Cutler, Joniak’s lemons and Mrs. Thayer’s soup. It’s great to have Tom back on the podcast! Not only does he really know his football, he makes…

Tami Sagher joins us via Skype, The boys are showing off for her. Janet comes downstairs to talk about her mammogram results. Steve doesn’t have distance? It’s always good to have Tami back on the show. Not only is she one of the funniest (and nicest)…

Joe Gaspar joins us for a Guacamole Thursday appearance. There’s talk of coyotes in Bucktown and Congress in Fucktown. Janet is off to her follow-up mammogram, and Steve is headed over to the Cancer Center to edit and post the show while he waits for…

Steve forgot to tell Joe about the early Guac Wednesday start time. so he summons Janet to the basement. She and Steve had a date night at Dear Evan Hansen. This time, they saw it in Chicago, and it was great. She can’t wait for Dag and Brendan to see…

Steve thought a dude was dropping off an exploding briefcase at Goodwill yesterday, but still went next door and had a soggy hot dog. Dag whips out the guitar. We learn that Brendan is a smart shopper. What’s the deal with R. Kelly? Mickey D’s and…

Tom Thayer calls in to talk Cody Parkey, a possible Bears dynasty, Jay Hilgenberg and Rainbow Cones. Mike Dahl talks Oscars, ketchup (he’s working with Mahomes on Hunt’s) and voice overs as well. Steve’s technical workshop weekend seems to have paid…

A discussion about Margaritas, and an alderman causes Steve to proclaim he’s got a grandad bod. He says the ladies love it. The only lady who sees it was not available for comment. Maybe Jon Bon Jovi should do a parody of “Wanted” for his pal Bobby…

Steve’s trip to the Cardiology Clinic for his first ever stress test wasn’t too stressful. Not as stressful as flying back to Chicago with Janet. They have two entirely different airport/travel protocols. Would you wake your spouse up for a…

Post condo board meeting in FL, Steve says he made a good impression. He dropped the charm and the funny on them. Returning home, he looks for an email of the day, and blows his stack at a frequent pain-in-the-ass-subscriber, whom he begs to…

Steve has had about enough of Janet and Jenny arguing about the same three topics over and over. Dag recounts his Second City experience. Brendan has some laundry tips. Steve had a bad Jersey Mike’s experience, but did hang the first picture in the…