Steve is unhappy his Florida pool is closing for the season, and talks about his reclusive state when dog-walking. Brendan discusses losing his debit card at Soldier Field and Steve ponders dieting. Plus the return of YouTuber’s Brianna and Jaelin.

Steve and Dag reflect on the history of Columbus Day. Brendan starts late due to a public health issue & looks forward to tonight’s Bears game. The guys have fun with a video of a former Miami Dolphins coach snorting cocaine & Steve takes some calls!

Steve and the guys recap yesterdays Monk visit before diving into some classic Jojo Kincaid talk ups. Steve battles the meat sweats from his big steak lunch this afternoon. Virginia McCaskey performs this weeks Virginia Monologue.

Steve starts by calling David Hochberg to politely refuse his invite to tonight’s Blackhawks game. Then in a calming turn of events, Steve & the guys are joined by Buddhist monk Topokorn and his friend Tony, who guide them through a meditation session.

Steve is happy his work commute’s getting shorter. Steve keeps working his Trump impression & Brendan wants in on the action! Frijole Joe brings tacos for everyone & reminds Steve of an old radio bit. Plus a caller tries to solve Steve’s storage problem!

Steve slaps around a megaphone & workshops his Donald Trump impression. He feels nostalgic for his old Florida building & discovers a hostage situation happened there. An email brings up Arby’s & hair restoration. Plus Brendan’s AncestryDNA results!

Steve & the guys react to the shooting in Las Vegas. Brendan shares a weekend food find & Dag talks his latest breakfast kick. Steve bought some survival gear & the Rocktober show open debuts. Plus Ed Farmer takes on Steve in the Rock Challenge!

Steve has a workshop idea & the guys break down a layered photo bombing incident. Steve talks about getting gas downtown & the guys relive last night’s Bears game. Brendan shares a Blue Line story & a phone call rekindles Steve’s workout thirst!

Steve remembers Hugh Hefner’s legacy & thanks him for a sexual revolution. Virginia stops by to give her thoughts on tonight’s Bears-Packers game & the season so far. Then Janet answers your questions about family birthdays, Chicago restaurants & moving!

Steve’s mildly concerned about his left eye, but Frijole Joe reassures him. Steve talks about his sub-par restaurant experience yesterday & a quest for salt. They finish yesterday’s Meatball Salad article & Steve saves a listener from nocturnal urination

Last night’ s city adventure is on top of mind for Steve today. Does anyone remember Tiger’s Milk? Dag is back on the Bull today, the guys have fun with equipment failures and finally Brendan gets Steve to do the story of the Meatball Salad!

Steve & the guys start the week on a great note, happy for three more years at WLS! Jennifer Keiper stops by to say congrats, Steve feels bad about a tuna mishap. Steve recalls a strange dream and shares his restaurant rendezvous with a former roommate!

Steve recaps Janet’s birthday evening and shares his Hamilton experience. The guys debate how much hair people eat in a year, and Steve looks into a new diet. ‘Virginia’ looks forward to this weekend’s Bears game and Steve shares a TV anchor meltdown!

Steve starts off in a non-homophobic fashion, and the guys narrowly avoid a hip hop debate. On a special birthday edition of Ask Janet, Janet answers your questions about birthday cake, health concerns and traveling stag! And how much is too much butter?

Steve remembers a strange Spanish TV game show, which Frijole Joe helps him translate. A ‘Mad Pooper’ in Colorado reminds Brendan of a bizarre poop story from Steve’s past. Steve shares some family memories & Dag has a grammar issue of his own!

Brendan comes out of the box swinging today, and tries to appeal to Steve’s inner nerd with a story from the radio engineer’s office. The CTA Blue Line offers perspective from down under, Steve & Dag recall former Playboy models. Plus dogs and drones!​

Steve shares a show tune with the guys, after his whistling piqued Dag’s curiosity. Then he ponders the contents of the work fridge & Dag tells of a new coffee trend. Brendan shares stories from the Green Tie Ball and Steve worries about his garage sale.

Steve and Dag react to Brendan dressed in a suit, for a green tie charity event (though he has no green tie). Podcast favorite “Virginia McCaskey” is back for the 2017 season, Donnie tries to grow his social media brand. Plus a David Koechner interview!

Steve’s confused by girls calling each other ‘dude’. Thursdays mean Ask Janet, today Janet answers your questions about fashion, the upcoming trip to NYC & a message which makes Steve question his charitableness. Steve sets new rules for Dear Evan Hansen

Steve starts by setting the record straight on last weekend’s family barbecue. Hopefully the third time’s the charm for Steve as he announces to the guys he’s heading back to New York City! Plus phone calls & Steve reacts to Eric & Kathy splitting up.

Steve & Just Dag start the podcast, Brendan arrives late due to construction. Steve shares his journey from the dentist to NBC & tries to organize dinner with the Sklars. The guys finish the article trashing Chicago & discover the author’s podcast.

Steve considers a new career path post-retirement. Steve recommends a movie he saw over the weekend & expresses his love for a comedic actor. The guys react to a ‘farewell letter’ written to Chicago. Steve and Marianne Murciano relive their 9/11 show

Brendan mourns a one-eyed dog which reminds Steve of a new dog show he likes. Steve revisits some of his characters & looks forward to dinner with an old roommate. Steve takes some phone calls, Dag shares a Donnie story & can Ecosex save the earth?

Steve & Dag react to Brendan’s refusal of a turkey sandwich. Steve ponders pausing the radio station on his last day & a potentially offensive impression is discovered. Steve calls Janet to answer your questions about Broadway, High School & old flings!