Steve’s Apple Store adventure began with a sandwich and a haircut. He ended up purchasing a new MacBook Pro. Bat beers and Dansby Swanson made for a successful Opening Day at Wrigley Field. A misunderstanding nearly instigated a full-blown text quarrel.

Steve’s computer went to sleep last night and didn’t wake up today. Italian beef is in the slow cooker and frosty beers are in the cooler for Opening Day at Brendan’s Wrigleyville pad. The Sox are unveiling an elotes corndog at the ballpark this season.

Joe’s wife is visiting her native Spain for the next three weeks. A couple allegedly held up a Hoffman Estates bike shop. Steve dispensed deli meat advice and was rewarded with cheese. A spiral slice dream was the impetus for the Honey Baked Ham empire.

Five planets: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Uranus and Mars will align in the sky, visible from any location on Earth. Dag upgraded to iPhone 14, but misses the home button. Mike Mascow joins us for a live unboxing of Roast 2 Order Special Bold coffee beans.

A golden retriever ran afoul of a gator in Steve’s community. Tom Thayer attended an event at House of Blues. Tom’s Italian beef is on the menu for Brendan’s Opening Day festivities. Dag stayed at the 4411 in Michigan City after a Poi Dog Pondering gig.

Pat Dahl confirms he had no prior knowledge of the notorious drizzled aioli. Charlie Dahl wanted a Sonic the Hedgehog watch so desperately he let an F-bomb fly. Grandpa refused to grant Violet’s request to join her grandparents on a voyage to Walgreens.

Steve and Janet took the grandchildren out for burgers on a wobbly table. Janet sang along with the performer at the venue. Janet made family T-shirts, but Steve vetoed the design. Gwyneth Paltrow appears in court in Utah for a bunny hill ski collision.

The grandchildren are viewing the animated film “Luck.” They’re having a chill day after many outdoor activities yesterday. Steve and Pat embarked on a pizza expedition to Mellow Mushroom in Estero. A drizzled aioli was an unpleasant surprise for Steve.

Steve got a reality check about his age at the orange juice co-op. Steve and Janet met friends from up North for muffins. Dag’s Pequod’s crew considered returning to Burt’s. A guy was chilling in a Colorado hot tub when a mountain lion grabbed his head.

Pat, Rachel and the kids have arrived. Grandpa Steve issued an early directive that the elevator is not a toy. Tom Thayer will miss David Montgomery, to whom he attributes world-class toughness. Tom makes spicy coleslaw that can top any type of cuisine.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Steve’s song “Almost Ireland” is ready to go. Green beer was introduced in the Bronx by an Irish American physician back in 1914. A replacement hood ornament is on its way. Bono and The Edge took David Letterman to a Dublin pub.

Steve’s Mercedes hood ornament has been stolen! It’s a sabotage fad retread that harkens back to the Beastie Boys. Dag’s GoFundMe show at Simon’s on behalf of his cousin Tina was a rocking success. Peanut spread vs. peanut butter: what’s the difference?

Dr. Keith Sklar and Steve’s cart buddy Jeff stop by the Bonita Springs condo. Dag composes a high-energy theme song for the Ask Dr. Keith segment. Steve ordered too many replacement doors. An avocado causes an eye injury in a Florida romance gone wrong.

Steve ordered the giant sub from Jersey Mike’s. Steve was re-recording his song when Janet got trapped in the bathtub. Rosie barked but didn’t go all Lassie. Janet had to escape by herself, while Steve sang aloud. Florida threesomes feature rough stuff.

Steve debuts a demo of his new St. Paddy’s song. Brendan raised pints of Guinness with family at the South Side Irish Parade. Tom Thayer likes the haul the Bears got for the top draft pick. Ashley Graham interviewed an impolite Hugh Grant at the Oscars.

Steve’s insurance agent Wes Wenk had a heart valve replaced. Steve put his foot in his mouth while trying to make Wes feel better. Tom Thayer’s mom let Janet borrow her rosary for a flight home from Hawaii. Janet expounds on her famous crunch statement.

Steve ate dry cereal because Janet bought a small milk. Dag utilized his handy Magic Bullet to make a refreshing Brazilian lemonade. Janet the Janitor helps Steve direct listeners on how to properly load the dishwasher. The worm moon disappointed Janet.

“Love, American Style” fans may fondly recall the theme music. The Dahl boys used to ice skate in a rink Steve constructed in the backyard. Steve’s test drive was undermined by a physical imperfection. Janet sent him to Home Goods on a furniture errand.

Steve is off to CarMax to test drive a used Lexus. David Hochberg has a fresh cut from his stylist of 9 years. His Vest-a-Thon raised over $100K. Steve found an emergency broadcast with instructions for vacating the city. Janet instituted a Mustgo meal.

Dr. Keith gave Steve props for outdriving him on the golf course. Steve borrowed a convertible from the dealership for a joyride with Rosie. Dag experienced euphoria on the slopes. Tom Thayer dedicated much of his weekend to watching NFL Combine drills.

Snowfall and mudslides recently took Southern California by surprise. Steve left golf clubs in his totaled, towed car. Janet’s chilled 2 liters of tonic water are taking up Steve’s fridge shelf space. Steve’s locksmith skills are currently under review.

Steve made the long journey to get orange juice this morning. Steve pouted to Janet when he didn’t have clean pants. The Wolfe Tones, an Irish rebel band, played in Dag’s basement when he was 7. The next day marked the first time Dag picked up a guitar.

Steve and Janet caught the sunset at their friend Trish’s condo. Trish makes her own hummus and broke out the Cava de Oro. How much would you shell out for a used carrot peeler? 50 cents? Sold! Misdemeanor urinalysis fraud is a charge worthy of Florida.

Steve visited his new Florida Guitar Center. He restrung his guitar and practiced for three hours. Steve got too large a bucket of balls at his driving range, now under new ownership. Multiple emails from listeners named Pat Murphy signal March is near.