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September 16, 2019What’s The Deal, Jesus?
After a quick review of Vince Neil in Downers, the boys get with Tom Thayer to discuss the Bears at Broncos cliffhanger, and the soup of the day. Once Tom is off, Steve wonders if the same Jesus who made Parky miss let Piniero make it. Also, why no…
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September 13, 2019The Virginia Monologues Return
At the risk of burying the lede, Steve Has some thoughts on Bill Maher, James Corden and fat shaming. There are some guitars missing in Pilsen. Virginia returns for Episode 1 of Season 100 of The Virginia Monologues. She is not happy with Mitch and…
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September 12, 2019Songs That Make Dag Cry
Brendan made it to Dag’s Expo 76 gig at Simon’s on Wednesday, but was called away for a higher purpose. That’s the way the cookie stumbles. Steve finally understands that Patches by Clarence Carter really did make Dag cry. So too does Dondi. Another…
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September 11, 2019A Big Mess Steak
Steve and Janet went to see The Band’s Visit at BIC last night. Remind Steve not ot have dry-aged beef before a play. Steve recommends neither. It was made worse by no intermission. Sam Sklar is on the Skype. Brendan’s working on a new podcast for…
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September 10, 2019Wait Wait… Don’t Yell At Me!
Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! host, Peter Sagal seems to be getting out in front of a hissy fit at a DC Metro Station. There’s a fawning retelling of the story in the Washington Post. Steve’s hoping there’s video of him losing it. Wait Wait.. Don’t Show…
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September 9, 2019Steve and Tom Skype It Out
Welcome to the future, friends. Tom Thayer is on Skype. For real video Skype. He and Steve have a very intense “Is it wrong?” conversation about the Bears game last week. Steve invites the boys down to Florida and recommends Once upon A Time In…
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September 6, 2019Is That A Sauvage In Your Pants…
Steve, Dag and Brendan try to figure out what went wrong at soldier Field Thursday night. They come to no reasonable conclusion. Steve’s all about that bass, though. Johnny Depp stops by to defend his latest Sauvage commercial for Dior. He doesn’t get…
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September 5, 2019Packers At Bears Season Opener
Steve’s been working hard on the Matt & Brendan channel. Let’s hope they do a show every week now. Tom Thayer wants to Skype, and Steve’s not ready for it. Ironic? Tom gets everyone jacked for the Bears game tonight. Janet comes downstairs for Ask…
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September 4, 2019Early Riser (That’s What She Said!)
Steve is up early. He has a lot of stuff to do. Some of it is Dahl Network related, some is Dahl family stuff, but all of it will get done (after his nap). Dag is waiting on gutter guards, Joe is having trouble dialing in, and Brendan is living the…
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September 3, 2019Is It Tuesday Already?
Steve, Dag and Brendan recap their Labor Day weekends. They all had fun and got some rest. Steve had an anger issue relating to a dog confrontation. Dag did some recording, and Brendan marinated chicken in OIL. Steve and Dag gave him some marinade…
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August 30, 2019Oven Can Wait
Steve’s going to hear about wasting Brendan’s time at their L. Woods DahlCast meeting tomorrow. Steve was fixated on his new stove fitting into the hole left by the old stove. Some guy’s credit card was rejected at underground. Brendan demands a bit…
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August 29, 2019Pete Davidson, HBO and DoorDash Tips
Pete Davidson has a rough night in FL. Dag can’t shop at big and talls with Steve. Steve gets to the bottom of the DoorDash tipping issue. Janet stops by to help solve the world’s problems. Steve rolls Crucifiction Steaks (remix) and talks Danny…
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August 28, 2019Steve Dahl: Cold-Hearted Fatso Nerd
Steve’s addicted to Door Dash, airline disaster info, and fast food. So what else is new? Today’s episode is a psychotic thrill ride through the dank corners of Steve’s brain. He only flourished in radio because everyone else in radio (1975) was so…
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August 27, 2019Dream On, Taco Boy
Steve has been having some weird dreams ever since he started cleaning his CPAP machine with his SoClean machine. He tries to explain Bachelor In Paradise to Dag and Brendan, but without Janet’s help, falls a little short. He finally had a Janson’s…
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August 26, 2019Not So Lucky Indianapolis
Tom Thayer is on to talk about what it was like to be in Indy as the Andrew Luck retirement rumors started to swirl. Steve recaps the lovely Dahl pool party from Sunday afternoon. He still can’t figure out how to work his outdoor speakers….
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August 23, 2019I’m Going Home (By Helicopter)
Janet joins the boys again today, and they finally get to Ask Janet. She describes what it was like to watch Woodstock (The Director’s Cut) with Steve last weekend. Steve didn’t want her to miss Alvin Lee and the watermelon. Why doesn’t Prime video…
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August 22, 2019Burrito Or Cellphone In Your Pants?
Janet joins the boys and really dives DEEP into Brendan’s Ireland trip. He found Dublin to have the best Thai food. Keep that in mind Dag. Steve has been experimenting in the kitchen with burrito ingredients, looking to recreate his childhood. He’s…
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August 21, 2019Brendan Returns From Greenland
Brendan is back home safe and sound from Ireland. Brendan, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. Oh, wait, that’s from “Stripes”. Seriously, it’s good to have him…
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August 20, 201914th Sports Machine Invitational
It’s the 14th Annual Sports Machine Golf Open Benefit Championship Invitational. Jag, Bren and Stumpy are in the 19th hole to cover this star-studded event, all for a good cause. They want to wipe out whore mongering. Ironically, the guests are two…
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August 19, 2019My Two Caitlins (Pilot)
This pilot episode of My Two Caitlins, is an exclusive “first listen” for Steve Dahl Network subscribers. Response from the TV networks has been slow, but we at Caitlins remain optimistic. We thought we’d give them a little “goose” and get the audio…
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August 16, 2019The Bears In New Jersey
After several attempts, Steve is finally able to get through to Tom Thayer in his room in New Jersey. Tom recounts his two breakfasts and last night’s dinner. Steve and Dag decide Tom is the best person to watch for “the little things” in tonight’s…
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August 15, 2019Janet Walks Out (Almost)
Janet hits the basement for “Ask Janet”, and Steve has already dug himself into a 0-2 count hole. He’s caught looking on strike three as Janet rings him up. Janet draws the walk, but Steve manages to get the ruling overturned. Dag, intelligently, just…
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August 14, 2019Carne Asada Wednesday
When we started recording today podcast, Dag, Joe and I figured Brendan was already having his 2nd Irish pub experience of the day. We know he’s having a good time. Today we learn that Steve’s attraction to Judy Carne was well-founded. She was good…
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August 13, 2019Brendan Preps For Ireland
Brendan is heading to Ireland tonight with his cousin, Connor “who is quite the cocksman” according to Brendan. I don’t think that means he owns a large rooster farm. Steve discovers a new way to deal with the Disco Demolition bullshit (via Bill…