Steve has found a very comfortable OTC cough and cold remedy buzz. He risked of contaminating a senior home as well as PD, FD and The Village Boards of LaGrange Park and Brookfield last night. Janet is on to talk about being an empty nester and much…

Joe Gaspar joins us for Guacamole Wednesday. There is no mention of guac, except for this description. Joe wants to see Steve tap dance. Brendan is disconnected. Dag is interested in seeing Songland feat. John Legend as recommended by Steve, who loved…

Tom Thayer talks Maui shark attack, until everybody realizes that he can’t hear Dag and Brendan. It’s a technical workshop! Luckily, Jennifer Keiper is in the wings (does a basement have wings?). We catch up with her, Sarah Cuda, Andy and Stevie…

The guys finish off the week with a bang (not literally, although Steve has made some overtures). Memorial Day plans are discussed. Billy Dec and John Cusak stop by, and Steve wonders about his new convict/helper. Brendan says he’s on it. Or, is it in…

Janet posted several things as Steve yesterday on social media and got a way better response. We Ask Janet about West Side Story, Hawaii and raising kids (she should write a book). Dag wants to know what we all thought of All In The Family/The…

Steve is concerned about how he is coming off to the rest of the family, but he really didn’t want to eat that spoonful of frosting. Brendan gesticulates himself into oblivion, and Joe G. doesn’t think pool noodles and cycling are necessarily a good…

Steve and Dag begin work on Golf the Musical. Brendan reveals that he has found the perfect combo sangwich on at a place on Cicero. John Travolta stops by to try and explain the trailer for his new straight-to-streaming movie, The Poison Rose. He…

You’d think you’d be able to wake up a Tom Thayer at 4:15 am HST, but no, he’s already up and ready to go surfing. It’s 9:15 am CDT and Steve, Dag and Brendan are mainlining coffee and overworking their “cough” buttons. Tom is a maniac, but the good…

After a brief and childish discussion about Mitch Albom’s description of Heaven, Steve recounts his success at pretending he was an adult during Janet’s book club. Johnny Depp reveals his Whales Opus from a Red Roof Inn and Brendan seems to be in a…

Dag readys his Woodstock abode for the impending thunderstorm. Steve doesn’t like the general arrogance displayed by Portillo’s. Janet says it’s because they always 30 cars in line at the drive thru. Steve’s cutting the Rainbow log at Tonight’s book…

After breakfast, Steve finds that he is unable to access the driver’s side of his vehicle, thanks to some asshole in an Expedition who parked too closely. There is a moment when he’s stuck, and thinks he might die like a dog in a hot car on a summer…

Brendan is vague about finding the girl from FLL. After some smoothie talk, we get caught up on phone calls. The number of course, is kept confidential (subscribers only), mostly to keep Fred from Mt. Prospect out of our business. Johnny Depp stops by…

After a bit of a false start, Steve manages to get everybody hooked up properly, and Tom (Thayer) is pumped about the big surf on Maui. He’s got 10 footers right out in front of his condo. He’s going to surf for a couple hours and then go grab a…

Brendan’s headed down to Fort Lauderdale for his cousin’s bachelor party. Being familiar with the area, Steve suggested Primanti Brothers for late light food. He also helping Brendan work through his gentleman’s club choices. He has settled on Solid…

Today on Ask Janet, she reveals that watching a certain HBO show made Steve “weepy” last weekend. Brendan is lapping it up. Dag, the creative soul that he is, is understanding and loving. Leave it to Stever to cry at an unlikeable Ricky Gervais…

Brendan sends Steve on a few email wild goose chases. There’s talk of another live podcast recording session up in Evanson in July. Dag performs the Floridiots Theme live for an “I Eat Ass” bumper sticker and an alligator in someone’s yoga pants…

The Game of Thrones Starbucks cup’s a plant, people. There are too many continuity checks and balances for that to happen. Adam Sandler’s Chris Farley tribute on SNL made Steve rethink his feelings about the Sandman. The guys weigh in on the KY Derby…

Tom Thayer checks in From Maui,where a Kona storm has churned things up, and made the waters unsafe with some bad-ass jellyfish. He’s going to play golf instead. Steve got to relive his youth baseball coaching days Saturday, but has he been invited…

Brendan bought some used patio furniture on Thursday as well as some gas station condoms . He’s made Steve and Dag hungry for sub sandwiches (not related to condom talk). Luckily for Dag, Kai works at a sandwich shop in Woodstock. Steve’s going to…

Even though Brendan was the only person who officially asked Janet a question, Thursday’s show ran almost two hours long. Steve wanted to break it into two shows, since he’s noticed people seem to be having trouble catching up, but alas, it’s a…

Brendan was very disappointed he didn’t see Steve at Little Joe’s on Tuesday, but Steve never actually leaves the house any more. There’s talk of Steve’s memorial service. Joe wants an open casket so he can hurl himself into it Mexican style. Is it…

Good old Number 57 joins the boys today and they discuss the passing of Tom’s dad. Much love from the DahlCast family to the Thayers. Steve recaps the Coppock Memorial, and wonders if he should post the Ronnie Woo Woo pic he took from inside the…

Surprise; Brendan had a turkey burger. Did you know Steve was born in LA? Have you ever heard of Philippe? Based on a recent episode of Bosch Steve fears he’s been mispronouncing Philippe his entire life. Dag’s fingers freaked out in front of the…

Brendan finishes explaining his arranged “Friends” marriage issue. He’s fine with being a bachelor forever, if necessary. Dag had an unsuccessful, yet typical trip to Staples. Steve has the outcome of his garbage can issue. He’s also no longer a…