Janet bought used chandeliers for the Florida condo.

Video evidence supports Steve’s burger theory.

Eric Zorn followed up on the Steve and Garry Splitaversary with choice Steve quotes.

Steve ordered apple fritters and a Le Stan Croissant on the Stan’s Donuts app.

Steve lays the Steve and Garry breakup story bare.

Janet could not resist the German chocolate bars from Aldi.

Steve felt brushed off when he called in for overnight street parking.

Jimmy Pardo is doing standup at Zanies in Rosemont this Thursday.

Steve was seated next to the priest at a wedding reception and claimed an uneaten scallop off his plate.

Steve and Janet are heading off to Detroit again, this time for a Joliat family wedding.

Janet joins the program a week after the loss of her sister, Jenny.

The White Sox hit a new depth as they lose on a balk-off.

Steve needed formal attire for Jenny’s funeral, so he went suit shopping at Macy’s. He stopped at Dan Navarro’s house concert and did some thigh drumming. Jimmy Buffett’s passing bummed everyone out. Steve saw Anthony Rizzo and Aaron Judge at the hotel.

Things you wouldn’t understand..

That Blew Up Real Good!

Steve Had a Long Night

Steve and Garry on WLS-FM

Steve still hasn’t found the honey and fears there may not be any honey in the house for his biscuits. Vancouver’s Rick Honey is our 1970’s aircheck DJ for this week. Shark flipping is an underwater trend Steve wants zero part of during scuba adventures.

Leaf scorch isn’t caused by watering in direct sunlight. Steve was told this common gardening myth as a lad. Guns N’ Roses plays Wrigley Field on the sweltering night. Expo ’76 and The Total Pro Horns are rocking at the Kenilworth Assembly Hall tonight.

Steve’s discovered a YouTube channel that delights his A/V sensibilities. Intense heat will hit the Midwest. Shoddy and Steve had a cup of chili before golfing. The White Sox cleaned house, firing Ken Williams and Rick Hahn. Rosie is off to the groomer.

Grandpa Steve took Henry to the driving range. The White Sox are reportedly mulling an exit strategy when the current ballpark lease expires in six years. Dag saw the Saturn V rocket as he toured NASA. The Juhlin siblings feasted on Norwegian meatballs.

Henry and Jackson created a treadmill challenge with high stakes and potential for disaster. A tropical storm hit Southern California. Tom Thayer never concerned himself with injuries during his playing career. Pickle juice is a trusted cramping remedy.

David Hochberg has a mystery stain on his door. He will be holding monthly online seminars to answer mortgage, credit score and student loan questions. Dag is flying to Houston to hang with his siblings. Working man anthems aren’t always what they seem.

Janet labels Steve’s appetite as “abrupt.” Lisa Loeb sings a camp song like Janet’s. Duluth Dag toured a lighthouse keeper’s house. Some scoundrel swiped the gratuity jar at Simon’s during last night’s Expo ’76 gig. Janet browsed pleather at Home Goods.