The Three Amigos kick off the week with movie recommendations. Brendan wonders if a career in sewing was his true calling. Steve exhibits his “Get off my Lawn” skills when local punks gather on his property. Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood…

The Dahl Family throws a surprise parade for Matt and Justine. Steve points out that first responders and health care workers aren’t necessarily covered by FFCRA. Steve also recaps his Thursday appearance on The Score, which in itself had moments of…

We pay tribute to Steve’s friend and White Sox broadcaster the late great Ed Farmer. Steve is distracted by a GIF of a very sexy Ned Flanders. Janet’s had her fill of Dilly Bar stories and Steve’s pronunciation of the word Zooooom, and…

Steve is getting into Zoom and critiques Jeff Lowe’s douchewear. Dag threatens to share a recently recorded Expo’76 Zoom podcast. Steve learns about the late, greatly-endowed model Wardy Joubert III, aka Wood, the enduring face of pranks amidst…

Join Steve, Whomever and Brendan for a blow by blow account of a Bucktown dog park fight. Steve gets the bill for his recent car repair. Dag “Whomever” Juhlin correctly guesses Steve’s temperature. It is not hot despite a few hoops Brendan puts him…

It’s a Fun-demic in Riot City as Brendan and Steve work through their Dennis the Menace and Mr. Wilson relationship. Janet saves Steve from a pizza mishap…twice! The people have spoken, and Dag has the most popular work space. Steve is so desperate…

Steve and Janet’s recent risky behavior results in an elaborate admonishment on the Dahl Family text chain. There’s concern Steve has been playing it fast and loose with his hand washing and luxury mechanic chasing. We learn about Scrapple Mouth…

Janet joins us today to detail Steve’s Super Brain reasoning behind letting her make her dinner choice first; Steve needs confirmation on butterscotch Dilly Bars, but DQ isn’t helping. Steve and Janet fail to share Brendan and Dag’s enthusiasm…

Steve is still waiting for Brendt to deliver his long promised fiber optics, but at least he has Dilly Bars on the horizon. Brendan and Steve give a lesson in masterful joke delivery. Speaking of delivery, Portland is the place to be for semi nude but…

Imagine a germ-free world, where all Dairy Queens are still open and we can return to old sexual preferences. Steve remains in a touchless marriage for the time being, but he learns to say lunch in Swedish. Dag learns what moose knuckles are. We take…

Steve recaps his adventures on the road home from Florida. He pulled his famous “accidental” pants dropping routine, this time in a Nashville parking garage. Chicago’s Livin’ on a Prayer singalong gets a thumbs up from Jon Bon Jovi himself. Steve…

It’s a Friday show full of heavy hitters, as we examine a recent real estate transaction involving songwriter and land baron Richard Marx. We also take another dive into the stage banter of the great orator Paul Stanley. Fonnie Bleppin makes a brief…

An incredible bond was formed over the viewing of John Wick and the fact that there are two more Wick movies (along with a generous subscriber discount from Jim Fabbrini) is among the bright spots of this week. Steve and Janet help plot a route home…

Joe returns from Spain where things are a bit virus-reckless and he hasn’t brought back any ham. Steve stocks up on Dilly Bars, gets quiet LiftMaster garage door openers and some sage advice from a Florida mystic. Brendan plays DJ for Bucktown with…

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Jared Leto returns from a 12-day meditation in the desert to find a much different world. Tom Thayer tells us how new Bears tight end Jimmy Graham might be utilized and shares his thoughts on potential QB additions.  Steve picks up some unclaimed…

Steve and Rosie are longing for Janet as they shelter in place in Florida. Steve craves better Federal guidelines, and will cancel his workouts at thegym this week. The Tennessee Gouge Brothers have their sanitizer supply confiscated. Steve’s soup…

Steve is self-quarantined, as he has been for the last 65 years. For the time being, though, he’s not tripping. There does seem to be a lack of cohesive thought about how to handle the COVID19 situation, however. I’m sure the Friday the 13th presser…

Janet is off to the airport with a cranberry vodka travel plan. Which will she miss more, Steve or her alligator studies? Steve considers a career as a mouth artist. There’s no end in sight for the battle of Margaritaville, although Jimmy Buffett…

Bad Cables may sound like the title of a Hollywood comedy, but it’s also the tech issue currently plaguing Steve. He wants to avoid Guitar Center. Dag’s gig pizza is ‘shroomed, so he eats the cheese. Brendan biffs a big layup. DJ Greese has hung out…

Does anybody really know what time it is? Steve sure doesn’t. He calls Tom Thayer at 4am in Hawaii. Tom rolls with it, and is awake enough to talk roller coasters and the Joliet Sky Slide. Steve’s Bucktown infiltration advances, much to Brendan’s…

Your mouth will water when you hear about the Dahls’ stop at Pastrami Dan’s. Steve learns about a sleep apnea implant. Brendan and Dag wonder if they can remotely control Steve’s tongue. Bucktown is in the grip of a smoky food fight. Steve…

The three ninnies go barefoot and run through a meadow of topics on today’s show. Rare photographic proof that the Nipple Monster exists. Fond remembrances of whimsical drug dealers of days past. Time to put a governor on Brendan’s random Twitter…

A hard-charging David Hochberg helps kick off the show from an air conditioned seat.