Steve and Janet went to bed early after babysitting James and Margaret Dahl. Moving day was stressful for Mike and Kathryn. Dag got the Cheddar Char Dog at Wiener’s Circle. The insulting banter felt a touch forced. Steve wrings the life out of an Oreo.

James Dahl is with Janet as Mike’s family moves to a new house. James stops in studio to visit Grandpa Steve. Dag and Steve take pleasure as they get back to pushing The Beatles on Brendan. Steve trudged through the mud and sturdied a ladder for a lady.

Steve was never encouraged to seek higher education, but learned about high society dishes. Brian Kelly leaves Notre Dame for LSU. In a meretricious biography, Brian Cox takes a jab at Johnny Depp’s talent. Western Springs crime stoppers chase scammers.

Steve texted Tom Thayer at 9:56 last night, barely beating the 10 PM cutoff. All-time QB, Grandpa Steve was hesitant about playing the Dahl Turkey Bowl in the road. Dag smoked a turkey and earned rave reviews. Brendan forgot to bring home his leftovers.

Steve once tried to set Garry up on a date with Martha Stewart. Jackson Dahl convinced Grandma Janet to decorate a gift tree he bought. He pulled a similar trick on Grandpa Steve with his Nintendo Switch. Steve combines Thanksgiving for kids and adults.Pickle

Joe Walsh joins us on the phone to celebrate the birthday he shares with Steve, albeit belatedly. Joe’s VetsAid 2021: The Basement Show streams live on December 18th. Joe will eat Thanksgiving dinner at the same table as his brother-in-law, Ringo Starr.

Steve thoroughly enjoyed his birthday outing in Shelbyville with Janet, Matt and Justine. Tom Thayer won’t excuse mental mistakes at this stage of the football season. Walter Payton wore Roos and young Steve had baseball cleats made of kangaroo leather.

Steve will lick a serrated knife clean, against his better judgement. A singer with Steve’s surname sends us off spelunking deep into the history of ingenious Stalacpipe Organ inventor Leland W. Sprinkle and his triumph at the Luray Caverns in Virginia.

Steve ordered a Layla pillow. Janet heard bloodcurdling shrieking coming from upstairs. Steve had stepped in dog poop. He was hopping around while Janet tried to clean his foot. Steve is adamant about depth of a bathtub, but Janet knows he is incorrect.

Steve secured a 19 person reservation to a Santa Claus dinner. Steve’s OCD reared its head when he put air in his tires. He was only taught about California missions in is history classes. An industry colleague of Joe’s was murdered with a sledgehammer.

Steve reads a laughable job listing seeking fresh talent to replace Eric Ferguson. They hope to create a buzz. O.J. Simpson emerges in Florida. Ford’s truck driver Santa Claus is too slick. Chef Ted offers expertise concerning the temperature of salmon.

Steve froze at Benedictine University, so he drove to REI to purchase a coat. Dag’s family surprised him with a coat he coveted. Tom Thayer opts for a down vest, paired with a hoodie. Tom honors late Olympic weightlifter and strength coach Clyde Emrich.

Steve put two-thirds of a coconut cream pie down the garbage disposal. Virginia treats her employees to a spa day. The postal carrier delivered the neighbors’ mail to Steve’s mailbox. An airport car service driver pitched Steve on a fresh business idea.

Janet assigns a letter grade for Florida Steve’s hosting and homemaking last week. Steve threw out the leftover Sambuca grapes in the freezer. Rosie is under the weather today and Janet is tending to her. Steve doesn’t dig Chris Stapleton or Luke Combs.

Publix was well-stocked for Steve’s visit last night. He bought a half-gallon of cherry vanilla ice cream. Dag debunks the rumor that Steve’s grandfather killed James Dean. It was a man named Turnipseed. Steve never received any payola in his radio era.

Marvelously tattooed newcomer Cassius Marsh’s taunting penalty cost the Bears on Monday Night Football. Dag visited Mike Mascow’s home, which Steve assumes is located on scenic Coffee Lake. A Floridiot heads to Walmart after committing a sinister crime.

Steve was a homebody all weekend after dropping his co-hosts at the airport on Friday. Upon landing, Brendan ordered two char dogs and Dag stopped for soup. Tom Thayer is in Pittsburgh. Tom enjoyed a five-stack of sliders served on a bed of onion rings.

Backwater Jack’s provided all but the turkey for three hungry guys. Steve had misfire with a rare regrettable order. Brendan got Yuengling lager while Dag sipped Porpoise Party IPA. Elegant car road rage threatened to upend a breakfast sandwich promise.

The Greuhlin Ball went double overtime and ended in controversy. Steve spoke confidently on seagrapes and chipped beef, with mixed accuracy. Dag suffered menu remorse. Brendan had a bucket of fun. The trio drove to Ft. Myers Beach and dined at Flippers.

Meals aplenty in Bonita Springs as the Dahlcast crew feasted on pasta and branzino last night and omelets this morning. Dag’s naps throw caution to the wind and Brendan discovers a basket for his socks. Steve is disappointed in a recent pie acquisition.

Dag and Brendan have landed in Ft. Myers after an early morning flight. Steve awaited their arrival in baggage claim. O’Hare is fraught with anxiety when you’re running late or in the bus lane. Please do not hit Steve’s car, Mr. Bus Driver. Or his wife.

Steve headed over to Doc’s Beach House to watch the Bears game amongst native Chicagoans. He ordered mild wings and had himself a Sunday Funday. Tom Thayer shares a story of purchasing fur viking hats with Jay Hilgenberg, one of which Ditka confiscated.

Response for the GILF (name approval pending) outing has been overwhelming. Virginia kicks off the weekend Halloween festivities with a costume party. What are the greatest alliteration songs of all time? Steve isn’t a student of eastern U.S. geography.

Janet discovered mouse turds. Steve must eradicate the rodents. Steve woke up with a stiff neck after a subpar round of golf the previous day. Expo ’76 and the Total Pro Horns are playing Space in Evanston this Friday. Concord grape seeds can be chewed.