Joe ran into an old girlfriend who is now a grandma. The GILF Outing is taking shape. Steve guarantees he’ll make it a reality. A Rosie O’Donnell gala helps Slimeball conceive sponsor tiers. Steve is on par with Pink and Steven Tyler on the golf course.

Janet permits Steve to go upstairs early and watch the news at night. The bomb cyclone left him unsettled, so he switched over to The Boss on Colbert. Unhappy couples have disharmonic smells, according to a champagne specialist who shares Dag’s surname.

The Thayer family introduced a French Bulldog puppy to the brood. Tom’s dog Ernie is mentoring the puppy. A fan bought Tom a beer and vented about the Bears for 20 minutes. Steve travels to Florida Saturday to get ready for next week’s special visitors

Steve learns to pronounce charcuterie in multiple dialects. Billy Dec’s Roaring Twenties vision for Underground comes to fruition. Kristin Cavallari admits she dated Jay Cutler, again, post-divorce. Virginia wrestles with Aaron Rodgers’ ownership claim.

Dag maintains an old fashioned doorbell. Janet is going to a fashion show at a bar tonight. Dag’s impulse purchase of York Peppermint Patties wasn’t a hit at home. Janet’s spaghetti pie recipe was a winner. Steve bought a new golf bag for his new clubs.

Steve is weary of TikTok, due to the selfie modes and repetitive dance routines. Joe Gaspar fondly recalls dancers from gentlemen’s club Grin and Bare It appearing on Steve and Garry’s radio show. Steve played a self-scramble with fluorescent golf balls.

Steve spent more time in technical limbo as the podcast app failed to display another show. Charlie Dahl informed Grandpa Steve his excessive paper towel usage is killing trees. A caller reminds Steve about Hat Dance’s precursor to Sriracha, Ketchupeño.

Steve was not a fan of the television show Barney Miller, but Dag dug it. Tom Thayer is crabby after a frustrating loss to Aaron Rodgers. Dag is intrigued by the muffaletta at Thayer Bros. The NFL RedZone channel left Grandpa Steve somewhat disoriented.

Possible small turkey shortage? Dag admits a fear of horses. Steve seeks safe trails to ease Dag’s trepidation. Kendall Jenner promoted her tequila brand at the Bucktown Mariano’s. Our Subscriber of the Day ordered the beef dumpling soup at Thayer Bros.

Steve’s digestive system is on the fritz. He links it back to runny hash browns at a buffet. Dag recoils at Steve’s propensity to pour ketchup on eggs. 104.3 The Party airs a legacy morning show. Janet counsels a subscriber about moving back to Chicago.

Steve is bummed to hear one of his favorite weekend news reporters is leaving Chicago. Our Subscriber of the Day corrects a mispronunciation and conjures a vague spinach memory. Steve met the RumChata inventor. Ideas abound for the Dahlcast golf outing.

It’s a Talk to Me Tuesday! Steve felt the love from a Shelbyville rival when the publisher of the Hinsdalean periodical paid for his dinner. Hooters expands its counter service alternative, Hoots. A Floridiot experiments with elements of fire and water.

Janet noted Steve’s audible groans during the first two White Sox playoff games. Game 3 was better. Bears fans overtook Las Vegas. Neal Schon’s guitar rendition of the national anthem wasn’t stellar. Tom Thayer’s red-eye flight was unpleasantly delayed.

Steve’s intrigued by the Eisenhower Cabin at Augusta. Her coach’s ramblings have Virginia confused. Our Subscriber of the Day invites the guys skeet shooting. Steve is competing in a golf outing Saturday. DJ Greese is spinning at a subscriber’s wedding.

Steve isn’t pleased about a mention he got in the Chicago Tribune. Pat’s backpack was stolen in Santa Clara. Did FedEx let Steve down? Janet rolled up a stained 12-foot rug and slid it out to the curb by herself. Steve threw it in a neighbor’s dumpster.

Everyone is excited to hear about Steve’s round at Medinah. He wore long pants and his dad’s Dodgers hat. Steve didn’t miss the extra cargo pockets. He had such a wonderful time he even hit the 19th hole for a Coke, buffalo cauliflower and cheese curds.

Steve will be a guest at Medinah today, but he’s stunned to learn cargo pants aren’t permitted. The guest rules are extensive and they’re stressing Steve out. John Salat refereed Henry Dahl’s most recent football game. He joins us on the phone to recap.

The Bears beat the Lions and everyone is happy on this Monday, including Tom Thayer. David Hochberg’s Dahlcast sponsorship paid off during a serendipitous traffic stop. David’s hosting a bat mitzvah and he’s not enamored with the chocolate chip cookies.

Steve gives a shoutout to a long time listener named Michelle, who once sent Steve and Garry a cookbook. Executive producer notes spice up The Virginia Monologues. Steve was blown away by MilkStop Cafe in La Grange. Johnny Depp’s new Sauvage ad is wild.

Dag shares his favorite Scott Stapp song, a promotional jam for the Miami Marlins. Gravy flies at an Elmhurst KFC. Steve peruses the egg hunters Facebook page. Shakira’s bag was stolen by wild boar in Barcelona. Our Subscriber of the Day is from Alaska.

There’s a dead mouse somewhere in Steve’s basement, but he can’t locate the carcass. Joe’s abuela rolled up salted tortillas for a snack. Steve’s parents disguised duck by wrapping it in bacon, but he refused to eat duck. Cole Bennett stopped at 2 Bici.

Steve tries a pop can experiment he learned on TikTok. He thinks Applebee’s ruined the Walker Hayes craze by making a TV commercial. Steve scolded Janet for pushing her knee with a 4-hour shopping outing. She forgot a quarter for the Aldi shopping cart.

A Yeti mug is keeping Steve’s coffee too hot. Non-Yeti cooler shame is real. James Dahl was baptized by Father Terry. Tom Thayer says the disaster in Cleveland is all part of the learning process for the quarterback Justin Fields will eventually become.

Steve believes he could bring shock pilot talk to ATC radio. Subscriber of the Day Joe was thrilled to have his Roast 2 Order coffee delivered by Kai Juhlin. Brendan’s pretzel subscription suddenly halts. Listeners supply info about the Rams’ guitarist.