Steve got a reality check about his age at the orange juice co-op. Steve and Janet met friends from up North for muffins. Dag’s Pequod’s crew considered returning to Burt’s. A guy was chilling in a Colorado hot tub when a mountain lion grabbed his head.

Pat, Rachel and the kids have arrived. Grandpa Steve issued an early directive that the elevator is not a toy. Tom Thayer will miss David Montgomery, to whom he attributes world-class toughness. Tom makes spicy coleslaw that can top any type of cuisine.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Steve’s song “Almost Ireland” is ready to go. Green beer was introduced in the Bronx by an Irish American physician back in 1914. A replacement hood ornament is on its way. Bono and The Edge took David Letterman to a Dublin pub.

Steve’s Mercedes hood ornament has been stolen! It’s a sabotage fad retread that harkens back to the Beastie Boys. Dag’s GoFundMe show at Simon’s on behalf of his cousin Tina was a rocking success. Peanut spread vs. peanut butter: what’s the difference?

Dr. Keith Sklar and Steve’s cart buddy Jeff stop by the Bonita Springs condo. Dag composes a high-energy theme song for the Ask Dr. Keith segment. Steve ordered too many replacement doors. An avocado causes an eye injury in a Florida romance gone wrong.

Steve ordered the giant sub from Jersey Mike’s. Steve was re-recording his song when Janet got trapped in the bathtub. Rosie barked but didn’t go all Lassie. Janet had to escape by herself, while Steve sang aloud. Florida threesomes feature rough stuff.

Steve debuts a demo of his new St. Paddy’s song. Brendan raised pints of Guinness with family at the South Side Irish Parade. Tom Thayer likes the haul the Bears got for the top draft pick. Ashley Graham interviewed an impolite Hugh Grant at the Oscars.

Steve’s insurance agent Wes Wenk had a heart valve replaced. Steve put his foot in his mouth while trying to make Wes feel better. Tom Thayer’s mom let Janet borrow her rosary for a flight home from Hawaii. Janet expounds on her famous crunch statement.

Steve ate dry cereal because Janet bought a small milk. Dag utilized his handy Magic Bullet to make a refreshing Brazilian lemonade. Janet the Janitor helps Steve direct listeners on how to properly load the dishwasher. The worm moon disappointed Janet.

“Love, American Style” fans may fondly recall the theme music. The Dahl boys used to ice skate in a rink Steve constructed in the backyard. Steve’s test drive was undermined by a physical imperfection. Janet sent him to Home Goods on a furniture errand.

Steve is off to CarMax to test drive a used Lexus. David Hochberg has a fresh cut from his stylist of 9 years. His Vest-a-Thon raised over $100K. Steve found an emergency broadcast with instructions for vacating the city. Janet instituted a Mustgo meal.

Dr. Keith gave Steve props for outdriving him on the golf course. Steve borrowed a convertible from the dealership for a joyride with Rosie. Dag experienced euphoria on the slopes. Tom Thayer dedicated much of his weekend to watching NFL Combine drills.

Snowfall and mudslides recently took Southern California by surprise. Steve left golf clubs in his totaled, towed car. Janet’s chilled 2 liters of tonic water are taking up Steve’s fridge shelf space. Steve’s locksmith skills are currently under review.

Steve made the long journey to get orange juice this morning. Steve pouted to Janet when he didn’t have clean pants. The Wolfe Tones, an Irish rebel band, played in Dag’s basement when he was 7. The next day marked the first time Dag picked up a guitar.

Steve and Janet caught the sunset at their friend Trish’s condo. Trish makes her own hummus and broke out the Cava de Oro. How much would you shell out for a used carrot peeler? 50 cents? Sold! Misdemeanor urinalysis fraud is a charge worthy of Florida.

Steve visited his new Florida Guitar Center. He restrung his guitar and practiced for three hours. Steve got too large a bucket of balls at his driving range, now under new ownership. Multiple emails from listeners named Pat Murphy signal March is near.

Steve tasted the greatest orange juice of his life at Seed to Table. Janet shopped the fancy soaps. Dag stopped at Raising Cane’s to try the ballyhooed chicken fingers. Tom Thayer isn’t certain what Aaron Rodgers was seeking during his darkness retreat.

Downed trees litter Woodstock after an ice storm. Brandi Carlile and Jason Isbell inspired Steve’s desire for more distorted guitar in his life. Dag knows outsiders and rockers who drove hearses. Janet’s new favorite appliance dodged a massive recall.

Janet and Steve aided an ailing woman on a pine-covered hill before Steve closed the garage door atop Janet’s head. A car plowed into the Kirschbaum’s Bakery storefront. Steve alleges that Garrett Mix is cheese popcorn heavy and lacking on caramel corn.

Joe finds a classic Steve and Garry video featuring Janet. Brussels sprouts from an air fryer rocked Steve’s taste buds. Grant Park softball leagues are miffed at schedule disruptions. Oatmeal leads to a microwave miracle. A gator killed an 85-year-old

Steve’s pool performance is getting a lot of good buzz around the neighborhood. The Dahls have a busy social calendar. Janet got her fill of deviled eggs at a cocktail party. Could tonight be the night, 45 years in the making, Steve cooks fried chicken?

A tech patched up Steve’s severed fiber. Courtesy Patrol rocked Friendly Tap. Pat Dahl, in Florida for the Daytona 500, offered to meet his parents halfway for breakfast. David Hochberg’s Vest-a-Thon is this weekend. Steve might rent a mechanical shark.

The slicing and dicing of an internet cable and a spicy marital spat make a partially poolside show memorable! Steve awoke with an empty belly after a cocktail party. Steve ultimately apologized for spouting foul language before his feet hit the ground.

Steve and Dag bump heads over the seaworthiness of their respective Nordic ancestors. Joe participated in a bike shop owners’ forum at Bike Shop Expo in Schaumburg. Steve spent Valentine’s Day shopping for convertibles and Hyundai Elantras via CarMax.