Steve believes he could bring shock pilot talk to ATC radio. Subscriber of the Day Joe was thrilled to have his Roast 2 Order coffee delivered by Kai Juhlin. Brendan’s pretzel subscription suddenly halts. Listeners supply info about the Rams’ guitarist.

Steve’s hearing comes and goes. He’s enjoying ‘Only Murders in the Building’ on Hulu. Steve & Janet have separate reasons for pausing TV shows. They’re also giving ‘Ordinary Joe’ a shot. Steve has his cargo pockets all mapped out to hold specific items.

Steve and Janet ate dinner in the vicinity of 2 Bici Bike Shop. Steve thought he discovered a musical act. But Amazing Mike has appeared on Jay Leno and the WGN Morning News. Joe called Las Islas Marias to settle the green versus red sauce spice debate.

It’s Janet’s birthday! Steve is taking her out for American cuisine. Tom O’Toole brought Steve and Janet burritos and tacos from Michigan. Flowermouth even used green sauce. Is green hotter than red? Dag exposes a shadowy truth about the lazy art world.

Steve visited Spunky Dunkers on Saturday after Henry Dahl’s football game. Tom Thayer and Justin Fields share a French Bulldog connection. Steve was impressed by a voiceover guy on TikTok. Dag Juhlin and Poi Dog Pondering rocked Summerfest in Milwaukee.

Steve’s bank adventure dissolved into a confusing and messy ordeal. Venerable Virginia returns for the season premiere of our Dahlcast Players podplay, The Virginia Monologues. Our Subscriber of the Day got the Sklar Bunionectomy at Foot First Podiatry

Steve will be an early riser as he enters his very first tournament at the country club. Tee time is 8:30 PM. He has the highest handicap of any golfer participating. Janet would not relinquish her Roast 2 Order Coffee mug to descend the basement stairs.

Janet drove for the first time since her knee procedure, with Steve in the driver’s ed seat. The paint color of the year is guacamole. Steve considers a party to fund the refurbishing of his pool. Joe is heading off to a bicycle convention in Schaumburg.

Steve doesn’t like it when shows alter from their mission statement. Our Subscriber of the Day broke her humerus trying to smush a bug on the ceiling. Danish hot dogs were served at a Scandinavian fest Mike Mascow attended. Steve opts for the blue pill.

Tom Thayer had an annoying interaction with a Rams fan on the airplane. Steve traveled to Bartlett for a youth football game. The Dahl house has 5 refrigerators. Steve is considering a break from butterscotch. Dag used to avoid ice cream cones as a lad.

A naked Boston woman on a golf cart disrupts Florida deputies at a crime scene. Steve doesn’t care who will be the next host of Jeopardy. Roger Dahl had connections for Midwest foods in California. Aussie Pies don’t seem like they’d be up Steve’s alley.

Steve slept late and skipped his breakfast sandwich. Janet is in the midst of hiring a new officer for the Western Springs Police Department. Steve almost catapults Janet out of a suddenly halted office chair. Dag’s redone porch is nearly ready to rock.

Steve arose at 4:30 in the morning. Janet had to be at an early town meeting. Steve watched the Today show and it was gibberish. The Garden Market Mariano’s shelves were devoid of Coca-Cola. Dag & Steve loved the television show ‘Car 54, Where Are You?’

Steve enjoyed the Camila Cabello Cinderella movie. One caller offers a probing solution to ease road rage, while another suggests throwing golf balls at cars. Grandpa was upset with a horse collar tackle on Henry Dahl. Steve only took one piece of cake.

Part Two of the live show at Zanies delivers uncomfortable conception stories to the dismay of Pat, Mike and Matt Dahl. Audience members grasp the mic for a round of Ask Janet. Samantha Sklar brought three coconut cakes. How many will Stever commandeer?

Part One of our Zanies Rosemont Live Event begins with Steve’s discovery of a raunchy joke book from the early 80s. Steve assisted a recovering Janet to the front of the comedy club, then lost her to a BBQ-loving posse. Brendan brought a homemade dish.

Steve found that 9:45 on a Tuesday is the perfect time to show up at Fuller’s Car Wash. He doubts Eric Clapton’s frankness after hearing a satellite radio interview. Steve deciphers Slimeball’s strict refund policy. A dead chipmunk ended up in the pool

Steve will get reacquainted with our tech gear in advance of tomorrow’s live show. Tom Thayer drove to Nashville for the Bears at Titans. He stopped at a small town Quizno’s. We receive intel about the Slimeball store’s controversial AirPod case sleeve.

Steve recalls some of his notorious vomit incidents. There’s a post-surgery edition of Ask Janet. Dag sipped an ice cold Budweiser in the aluminum bottle. Brendan swims in the Bucktown pool. Steve’s iPhone offered him a sunset memory of Dag and Brendan.

Janet Dahl is back in the basement! She’s mobile again and recovering from a successful knee procedure. Steve has been a reliable prune juice fetcher. Steve wrapped birthday presents for the first time in many years. He has his own left-handed scissors.

Steve considers a Countryside eatery called La Michoacana. Joe schools us on sweet tamales. Steve learned to use bleach. Steve converted his toilet into a La-Z-Boy. Music expert and nice guy Lin Brehmer was on the local news to talk about Charlie Watts.

Steve has been caring for Janet. He even operated the washer and dryer! Steve used fabric softener, but his folding needs work. Janet confirms that Steve has been a patient and diligent caretaker. The Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died at age 80

Steve didn’t like the Bears’ effort and Tom Thayer feels his frustration. Dag set a trap for a troublesome chipmunk, but caught a different rodent. The crate challenge aligns with Steve’s summertime crates. Steve taps the brakes on Janet’s pill regimen.

Steve’s twice tripped over one of his beloved crates. Chicago Air & Water Show flyovers are happening around Brendan. The Western Springs sidewalk debate shows no sign of slowing. Roger Dahl entertained the idea of moving to Costa Rica. Steve knows why.